Tower Quest

>>454853
Gustave De L'Épaisse Baguette

>>454853
Sir Reginald Cumberton of Northern Hampshire

>>454853
Dave

Smiggledorf Peeglebottom

Papa Dundee

>>455229
smittywarbenjagrmanjensen

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>>455229
Suddenly, you remember your name. It seems you were called Smiggledorf Peeglebottom, or Peegle for short. You attempt to recall what sort of parents of what sort of nationality and language would name their child that, but nothing turns up. What do you do?

>>455350
Seduce the tree.

>>455350
Suddenly remember that one embarrassing thing that happened when you were a child, and nothing else. Feel shame.

Then examine surroundings.

>>455350
take a shit then examine surroundings

>>455402
try again

>>455363
Are we allowed to try again?

>>455350

Check out the door behind us.

>>455457
Only one reroll per request, per ID. So you can reroll your request only once, but others can also reroll yours once.

>>455469
Wasted the 9

Take the elevator behind us to the street level and leave to a hospital

>>455483
Re-roll

>>455374
Have the embarrassing thing be sex with a tree.

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>>455489
You attempt to open the elevator by brute force, as you have no memory of any other way one could open an elevator and prying the doors open seems like the only logical choice. Much to your confusion, it doesn't budge.

>>455539
Seduce the doors?

>>455541
Seduce. The. DOORS!

>>455539
Check my pockets for inventory

>>455560
Rollin

>>455539

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>455563
Might as well.

>>455539

Inspect plant pot next to the elevator

>>455776
Yes, "investigate" it thoroughly. ; )

>>455790
With his Dick?

>>456128
I am disappointed.

>>455539
Press the down arrow that is right next to the elevator.

>>456436
rerolling

>>456436
Rolling

>>456436
Go down on the elevator.

>>455580
Fisting doors?

>>455539
Give the Elevator an intense Dicking.
You know. With your Dick.

>>456858
>>456858
>>456858

Get your phone and call for help
>>455539

>>456988
Rolling

>>456858
???

>>455350
Sit down and masturbate. For you are from te kingdom of "Moms basement"! You feel a sudden urge for Tendies.

Suddenly the rules of this quest include 7s and 8s to save time

Seduce the elevator.

>>455539
Shit in your hands a smear ut on the walls

>>457702
Punch myself in the face to death

>>457473
Maybe if I make another thread I'll change the rules to be more forgiving, but not right now.

>>457654
Yes

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>>458249
You attempt to seduce the elevator in the hopes that it will open at your command, but there seems to be no reply from it, even after about a dozen elevator-related pickup lines. You eventually give up and begin to question your sanity.

>>458375
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

>>458375
Examine potted plant.

>>458375
Check you pockets

Consume the potted plant.

Seduce the plant.

>>458484
Rolling

>>460753
open your third eye and activate your physic powers

>>458375
Challenge the elevator to a noble duel, the victor gets the titles and holdings of the loser

>>458375
Press the fucking down arrow thing.