NotQuesty presents: ZeldaQuest

>>454075
Agahnim or however it is spelled gets to taste some fries.

What. The fuck?

>>454075
So the spud war begins. To capture the 'princess' they must fight in a cooking battle.

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part 48

>>455785

Ganon Dwarf is dragged before the beautiful Deku princess to await his judgement.

>>455785
Mice swarm the fry man and claim him.

>>455785
it tastes like utter shit, Agahnim now question his talent as a wizard. One soldier even dies from that fry

Guys, you forget about Cashew and Zelda

>>455785
>>458107

Zelda insults Biggoron and Mexibrock in a racist way that Ezro interprets as a wish; Mexibrock is transformed into a Goron.

>>455785
Somehow the space potatoes cross breed with the deku race, giving the dekus special seduction powers and a heart of evil

>>458107
The tower is completely empty as its guardian lost all of his money in goron casino.
Luckily, the pendant is still here because everyone thinks it's worthless.
But the guardian won't let that last possession go away that easily.

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part 49

>>461013
Zelda wishes for a racist cliché wife to date the boss.

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part 50

>>462986
oh shit he fuckin scrambled her eggs

>>462986
Tell Agahnim he's a retard since Zelda is blond. FOR FUCK'S SAKE ALL ZELDAS ARE BLOND.

>>463024
AND THEY DON'T HAVE NUTS

>>462986

Now that he's a Goron (and cannot hear anything to distract him), Mexibrock has an epiphany. His name is one letter from rock, he trains rocks, he eats rocks, he is a rock, and he's been left with a rock band.

Brockoron awakens as the Sage of rock, but keeps it quiet because we haven't gotten to the rescuing/awakening the sages section of this Zelda game yet and he doesn't want to break sequence.


Ganon Dwarf, meanwhile, is unwillingly dragged through a bizarre Deku wedding ritual.

>>462986
The rat queen saves potato Zelda. Demanding more fyies for her people.

>>462986
Have we tried to screen wrap to get to level 5 yet? If not we should, the whistle is there.

>>462986
Cashew wants to be virgin until marriage.
Zelda makes him marry the boss for fun.

>>462986

Both impending weddings are somehow scheduled simultaneously at the same venue

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part 51

>>468955
if you're going to write long blocks of text, please don't write such long sentences.

>>468955
Cashew tries to run from the wedding jumping, for some reason, into a mirror.
He appears in the dark world turned into a pink rabbit.

>>469037
I thought the moon pearl was the thing you used to not become a bunny in the dark world.

>>469055
Yeah it is.

>>468958
So.
Should we
write,
like this ?

Or just avoid long blocks of text even if they can sometimes be funny because you know, some ideas don't quite really fit in a short sentence and we have to explain some shit because some ideas may be confuse so what are we supposed to do dear NotQuesty ?

>>469124
So.
Should we
write,
like this ?

this is perfect.

>>469300
I guess the upper limit would be the width or your pages ?

Also I haven't suggested anything yet, damn.


After the wedding, Boss notices that Cashew isn't quite the sexy lady he thought he was.
That's what you get for being too lonely and having shit sight.

>>468955

Agahnim uses his magic powers to make fakezelda suitable for his plans.

Which will also involve being at the sanctuary at the same time as both weddings..

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part 52

>>472974
There´s a village of Kokiris at the place where is the sword.
They kill any intruder that aproaches. Cashew has to infiltrate as one of them.

>>472974
Well, that sword was a fake anyway.

Since Fake Zelda obviously isn't Zelda, shit will go awry for Ganon.

>>472974

Cashew stays at the sanctuary a little longer, and marries the mail-order bride.

>>473747
She runs away with all of his money.

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part 53

>>476697
The kokiris kidnapped Santa to feed their deku tree with him.
It´s the one from Oracle of ages.

>>476697
Everything's fine.
Well, on his way Cashew see that Kokiri's village isn't exactly a peaceful place but that's it.

>>476697

The Deku princess goes on honeymoon

>>483245
It's the majora's moon but made of honey.
This one won't crash, though.

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part 54

>>483787
Biggoron's body is so massive that its decay starts a plague all over the region.

>>483787
Cashew trips and the sword is impaled into the Kokiri´s boss.