Fuckupchan 2

Shit I was gonna link
Previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/353492/

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>454021
We need to repair the nurse and find our way in life with a charming bear.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>454021
Ask the heavens for an unfuck-up button.

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>>454086
Rolled 95. Writing with 2 rollers.
Fuckupchan says a prayer.
A rather strange angel arrives.
She is given a button.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>454645
Don't use the button just yet! We need to do a perception check on it to make sure it isn't imbued with evil magic.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>454775
>implying we wouldn't fuckup while trying to press the button
which obviously happens.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>454645
Time to hit the button and fuck up the heavens.

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>>454775
>>455006 (I assume you also roll for jvN?)
rolled 85/95. Writing with 3 rollers.

Well.. It seems fuckup-chan seemingly have very strong hands, or the item was already broken on the travel from hell to earth.

Fuckupchan looks down on the now broken button.
The gears have formed some kind of pattern.

>>455348
IB? Or maybe a face of some sort? Lets fix the button with magic and then press it.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>455866

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>455348
Go make some pancakes and have breakfast with snake.

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>>456042
Rolled 60. Writing with 1 roller.
Fuckupchan searched up where Snake-sensei lives, and entered.
She began to cook something, with the intention of pancakes.
She's not too skilled as a cook, however...
Snake is terribly confused and seats at the table.
Fuckup-chan comes to serve what she just cooked.
It's not much of a breakfast for 2 reasons;
It's not really resembling a breakfast nor is it morning.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>456190
Give Snake a kissu

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>456190
Try to feed snake-senpai some pan cake.
>After that make a lunch for blond-chan

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>456190

You already did your good action today, now its time to give a surprise visit to twintails/tsundere-chan

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>456880
Rolling for this, hard to beat an 80 though.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>456880

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>>456880
>>456916
>>457024
Rolled 3 but big support
Fuckup-chan leaves to surprise meet with her best classmate.
Upon opening the door however, Twintails-chan already stands on her stairs.
Seems she was the one surprise visiting.
She has something important to tell her.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>460770
Okay.
DO. NOT. FUCKUP.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>460770
But we were at snake-sensei place, is Twintails-chan stalking us?

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>>460775
Rolled 88. Writing with 2 rollers.
She tries to focus on staying normal, But she feels so terribly nervous!
"Fuckup-chan... Can I tell you something?" The twintailed tsundere asked hesitantly.
Fuckupchan gulps and looks her straight in the eyes.
"Your mole is ugly and disturbs me."
She says. She's so sleepy and just says whatever is in her mind.
After that, She runs away from the house in attempt to avoid the potential beating she would get from her, or atleast avoid seeing her crying face.

When running, She looks forward to not run into street-poles, And thus does not see a huge crack in the ground.
She runs on it and fall into a deep deep hole.
During the fall, she faints, Only to wake up somewhere terribly hot in her own vomit and feeling dizzy.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>460808
Rolling for not hell but instead a nice sewer system

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>460808
Summon Charm Bear.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>460808

Wake up somehow feeling stronger, better and faster. You have trascended humanity and become a superbeing.

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>>460821
Rolled 78. Writing with 3 rollers.
Fuckupchan recites a few magical spells she somehow knew in the back of her mind, to summon her bear.
Ah... Wrong kind of bear!
She's not sure he's charming either.
Maybe this bear is helpful anyways?

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>461049
Ask Bear to help you get home.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>461049
He looks friendly. Let him show us take the lead and find a way back home.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>461049
Tell him you hate him. Make him not like you.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>461049
Try and channel all your bad luck into even worse luck, maybe it will end it all.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>461380
This.

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>>461336
Fuckup-chan takes up what she has learned from Tsundere-chan, sprouting how worthless the bear is and how she don't like him.. or anything.
He seems a bit sad and confused.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>461628
Try looking for away to get magic

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>461628
Tell Mr.Bear that you are the queen and you need to be treated as such.
>After that go to school to find the shy library girl to get help with twintails-chan

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>461628

Tell him that you were kidding, that you need his help to find an exit and find your bestest friend ever

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>461805
But we will fuck getting to school in some terrible way

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>>461805
Rolled 85. Writing with 4 rollers.
She takes an attempt of saying how superior she is.
The bear don't really believe her, and in the end she just realize how pathetic she is. She ends up in a lifedespairing state.
He takes a look at the time. It's 9 am.
He find it fitting, for now he can leave her at school, so he won't have to take responsibility for this.
Fuckup-chan is left at the entrance, and bear leaves for lifting weights.
She drags her feet to the library, grunting in despair.
She don't even have the motivation to open the door and just stands in front of it.

Suddenly, It just ends up being smacked in her face.
Someone opened the door.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>465947
Wipe your blood all across your face and yell
>"Are you not entertained!?!"

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>465947
Check your face for any injuries and the see who opened the door

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>>468260
Rolled 66. Writing with 2 rollers.
Fuckupchan runs her hands across her face.
It seems the nails on her hands are quite sharp,
so even if she didn't have injuries before, she does now.
She does not seem to have any severe injuries, however.
Whilst inspecting her face, She stumbles into the library.
The person opening seems to have gone hiding already.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>468797
Okay. Fuck you OP, now I feel bad for her.
Sit at a table and start thinking about your day.

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>>468803
Rolled 92. Writing with 1 roller.
Fuckup-chan takes a steal.
The stool seems to have been a broken fold-up chair.
It smacks together, With her sitting in it, Causing her to become stuck with the table.
She starts thinking about her day, with the majority of thoughts being
"What the heck just happened?"

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>468818
This isn't even fucking up, this is just plain bad luck.
Fuck everything.

Don't move.
Abandon. All. Hope.
There is nothing but despair.
Cry. You were doomed from the start.

Poor Fuckup-chan, OP hates you.

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>>468819
Fuckup-chan realize how terrible all has been. Not even god could help her, and had to ask random anons for advice.
Tears start to well up, But her sobs get abandoned by a concerned and soft voice.
"Um... Fuckup-chan... Is it? Ummm... Uh... W-Why are you so sad?"

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>468820
Just look at her, unable to say anything, because you perfectly know it'll turn bad. You're cursed and want to end it, but you know OP won't allow it, because he enjoys your suffering.
Cry even more.

Tell her your story.

No, seriously OP, what are you doing here, we were supposed to help her and we're powerless

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>468820


Tell her that everything always goes bad for you no matter how hard you try due a combination of fuck ups and bad luck

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>468820
Continue to cry while trying, and failing, to hit on her.When we fail we can just tell her our life story and see if she pities us enough to deal with us.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>468820
Maybe she should try to be nice to OP so he is less of a dick