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Civ thread Another beginning Thread #9
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2016-08-07 18:03:13
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Sorry lads I couldn't do the Civ thread yesterday, however welcome old and new players alike to thread number 9 of this civ thread!
>Population: 62,714,832 (29,999,790 are females)(29,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources: 6/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:7/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 10/10
>Quality of Life: 9/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 3 (0% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Females are very submissive to males
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development (Little effect)
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
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>>451580
>>A.Food production & population growth
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Bumping for more people
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>>451580
>>C.Construction
We need resources it's 6/10
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>>451838
We choose to build more stuff! What shall we build?
>A. Housing
>B. Fortifications
>C. A new wonder
>D. Governmental Buildings
>E. Utility buildings
>F. MUH ROAD
>G. Other
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>>451865
>>E. Utility buildings
We need them resources
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>>451865
>E. Utility buildings
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We build more mines than ever before, to extract precious metals such as silver and gold.
>Population: 62,714,832 (29,999,790 are females)(29,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources: 8/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 10/10
>Quality of Life: 9/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 3 (0% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Females are very submissive to males
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development (Little effect)
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
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>>451886
>>E.Government & laws
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>>451886
>>J. Improve Economy
We have 6/10 treasury we need more money.
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>>451886
H We need water magic to summon water gods and free demons
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>>451886
Changed to
>E.Government & laws
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We choose to create more governments and laws, just post your ideas and I'll incorporate ones that are pretty much realistic.
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>>451919
More taxes, as our treasury is low.
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>>451919
Some laws are that people when 18 have to serve in the military at least for two years. That why if we get a massive attack more people are trained to deal with it.
Also people have weapon rights
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>>451936
Not more taxes, if you wanted money you should have picked J not E.
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>>451919
Recreate a matriarchy, that supports all life and cross breeding. All love matters no matter what form, we must also enslave all white cis males, so they can repay their debts to the world
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our standing military is at approximately 3 million, with many more prepared to fight and die for our land. We also have weapon rights, which explicitly say SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. Many say that it will still be debated for ages to come. I'll increase our treasury just because we need more money though, but next time pick J.
>Population: 62,714,832 (29,999,790 are females)(29,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources: 8/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:7/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 10/10
>Quality of Life: 9/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 3 (0% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Females are very submissive to males
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development (Little effect)
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>>451945
I'm almost tempted to do this, but this we'll save for the future.
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>>451947
>>C.Construction
We need the roads and the houses
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>>
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We choose to build more things! What shall we build?
>A. Housing
>B. Fortifications
>C. Governmental Buildings
>D. A new wonder! (These things consume 2 treasury points)
>E. Utility buildings
>F. MUH ROADS
>G. Other
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>>451959
>>C. Governmental Buildings
>F. MUH ROADS
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>>451959
>>C. Governmental Buildings
Better criminal justice systems
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>>451959
C begin making a ministry of privileges, that do mandatory cheating of privileges on all white cis males
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>>451964
With this new leader we just could only go for C once.
The only thing we could go twice is D Military
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>>451959
>C. Governmental Buildings
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Rolled 90 (1d100)
We start building our first courts, and start catching up in terms of Government to our allies. We also set up the first state funded prisons, for those who disobey. Death Penalty is given to treasonous acts.
EVENT ROLL
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>>451978
>90
Noice roll
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Speaking of treasonous acts. We discovered a coup! Likely set up by JEW against us and our allies. Luckily we were able to stop it before it manifested itself into something... Worse. They were promptly sentenced guilty and put to death. In other news, The Elements is now the most prolific religion, with all our allies following it. (We now hold some sway with our allies)
>Population: 70,714,832 (34,999,790 are females)(34,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources: 8/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:7/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 10/10
>Quality of Life: 9/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 3 (0% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Females are very submissive to males
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development (Little effect)
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
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>>451985
>>C.Construction
MUH ROADS
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>>451985
>>B.Culture & religion
Can we spread our religion to our enemies? Cuck them early on.
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>>451985
>J. Improve Economy
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We choose to improve on our culture and religion! What shall we improve upon?
>A. The arts
>B. Education
>C. Religion
>D. Festivals and events
>E. Monuments and Statues
>F. Other
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>>452005
>>C. Religion
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>>452005
>>C. Religion
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We choose to improve on our religion! I assume we will spread it, so I want 3 1d100s to see the effectiveness of our Missionaries.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>452014
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>452014
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>>452014
Can we change it?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>452014
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>>452023
Yours will probably end up as a troll m8.
Average was 53.
Almost every person in the alliance follows the religion of the Elements! Many pilgrimages are made to Mountainhome, which is now a booming metropolis, which holds over a million people. Many still live in the countryside. Our enemies do not really pick up our religion, only a few, but aside from that, not really.
>Population: 70,714,832 (34,999,790 are females)(34,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources: 8/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:7/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 10/10
>Quality of Life: 9/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 3 (0% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Females are very submissive to males
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development (Little effect)
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
Alright lads, I have to go for an hour, be back by 6:05pm EST!
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>>452035
>>C.Construction
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>>452035
>>D.Military
Been some time we improve our military
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>>452035
>D.Military
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>>452035
>D.Military
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We choose to improve upon our military! What shall we improve upon? (Pick two or pick one twice)
>A. Swordsmen
>B. Raven's Teeth
>C. Knights
>D. Swordsmasters
>E. Siege engines
>F. Add a new branch to the army (Describe them)
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>>452177
>>F. Add a new branch to the army (Describe them)
Cavalry
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>>452179
Our knights are cavalry
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>>452177
D
E
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Our swordsmasters are fitted with steel swords and hardened iron plate mail. We also create Catapults and Trebuchets to help us in besieging our enemies.
>Population: 70,714,832 (34,999,790 are females)(34,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources: 8/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:7/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 10/10
>Quality of Life: 9/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 3 (0% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Females are very submissive to males
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development (Little effect)
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
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>>452203
>J. Improve Economy
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>>452209
seconded
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We continue to improve the economy, raising taxes to fill our treasury. We are far beyond our allies in an Economic Standpoint, and may now choose one of three economic policies.
>A. Capitalist Economy
>B. Balanced economy
>C. Socialist Econony
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>>452232
>>A. Capitalist Economy
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>>452232
>A. Capitalist Economy
The rest have a danger of the JEW getting in.
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We install a capitalist economy! We shall not be as stable, however for some that may be a good thing.
>Population: 80,714,832 (44,999,790 are females)(34,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 6/10
>Resources: 7/10
>Infrastructure: 6/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:10/10
>Trade and services:10/10
>Treasury:8/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:6/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 10/10
>Quality of Life: 9/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 3 (0% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Females are very submissive to males
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development (Little effect)
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
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>>452250
How did we get 10 million more females?
>C
We need roads and houses.
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>>452250
>>C.Construction
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We choose to build more stuff! What shall we build?
>A. Housing
>B. Fortifications
>C. MUH ROADS
>D. Governmental buildings
>E. A new wonder
>F. Utility buildings
>G. Other
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>>452269
>A. housing
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>>452269
>>C. MUH ROADS
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>>452269
>A. Housing
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>>
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>>452269
>A. Housing
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We build evermore houses, for all the new people in our towns, and even the ones in the country side. We build bigger and bigger.
>Population: 80,714,832 (44,999,790 are females)(34,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 6/10
>Resources: 7/10
>Infrastructure: 6/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:10/10
>Trade and services:10/10
>Treasury:8/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:6/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 10/10
>Quality of Life: 9/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 3 (0% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Females are very submissive to males
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
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>>452352
>G.Research & development
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>>452352
>G.Research & development
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We continue to work on our Gunpowder technology, creating the first guns! We also create the printing press, allowing us to make many books and affordable as well.
However. Just when we felt safe, JEW struck. A rebellion has broken out amongst our allies. I need 9 1d100s. 3 for the Chinks, 3 for the Elves, and 3 for the dwarves
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>452372
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Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>452372
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Rolled 49, 47 = 96 (2d100)
>>452372
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Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>452372
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Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>452372
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>452372
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
rolling
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>452372
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>452372
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Chinks: 70.6
Elves: 38
Dwarves: 47.3
The Chinks have actually fared extremely well against the rebellion, losing only one city. The elves on the other hand, have lost two of their cities, one of which the capital, leaving only one city. The dwarves, have lost 2 out of their 4 Cities, however the capital is in dwarven hands.
Who shall we aid?
>A. Chinks
>B. Dwarves
>C. Elves
>D. Try to help them all equally
>E. Help the Chinks and the dwarves, but not the elves
>F. Help the Chinks and the elves, but not the dwarves
>G. Help the Dwarves and the elves, but not the chinks
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>>452395
>G. Help the Dwarves and the elves, but not the chinks
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>>452395
>G. Help the Dwarves and the elves, but not the chinks
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>G
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We choose to help the Elves and the Dwarves, seeing that the Elves are in a far more dire situation, we shall do them first. But what shall we take back first?
>A. The capital
>B. the non-capital city.
Also I want 3 1d100s to see how the Chinks fare without our help.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>452413
>A. The capital
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>452413
A
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>452413
>A. The capital
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>452413
>A
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We choose to assault the capital! I want 2 1d100s, one for our battle preparations, and one for their battle preparations.
Shall we do this battle fast or do it normally?
>A. Normally
>B. Fast
Average was 41.6
Out of 4 cities, the chinks initially lost one, now they lost another one, and heavy fighting is happening in another.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>452430
A
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>>452430
>>A. Normally
Yeesh. Hopefully they can hold out until we get to them.
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>>452430
>A. Normally
>>
>>
>>452430
>A. Normally
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One more roll is needed. We'll do it normally.
Attacking forces are at 3 million, defending forces are at 2 million. (If we attack, we'll need 2 turns of good roll, and we'll be fighting at a 3v2.)
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Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>452444
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The enemy gains 2 rounds of archery, we have 3
3v2 archery rolls go!
3 million (1.5 million swordsmen, 1 million raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 swordsmasters)
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>452456
They also get -1/4 on their archery rolls
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Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>452456
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>452456
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>452456
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>452456
>>
189vs70
We kill off 378,000 of them, while they kill off 140,000 of our raven's teeth.
2,860,000 (1.5 million swordsmen, 860,000 million raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 swordsmasters)vs. 1,622,000 enemies
Shall we try to starve them out, or attack straight forward?
>A. Starve them out, slow battle
>B. Attack straightforward, try and make it quicker
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>>452500
>A. Starve them out, slow battle
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>>452500
>A. Starve them out, slow battle
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We choose to starve them out. I need 3 rolls. 1 for starvation, 1 for our attacks, 1 for enemy attacks.
>>
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>452530
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>452530
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>452530
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Our enemy lost only 50,000 to starvation. We killed off a similar amount as well. They are able to kill off 100,000 of us!
2,760,000 (1.5 million swordsmen, 760,000 million raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 swordsmasters)vs. 1,522,000 enemies
Just a note, if they roll particularly high, an event WILL happen, that will be decided by me.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>452554
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>452554
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>452554
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They lose 200,000 to starvation. The rations rapidly ran out. Our attacks also killed off another 50,000 enemies. While they only killed off 60,000
2,700,000 (1.5 million swordsmen, 700,000 million raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 swordsmasters)vs. 1,272,000 enemies
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>452572
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Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>452572
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Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>452572
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60,000 die due to starvation, and 100,000 die due to our attacks. We lost only 10,000 men.
Also, shall we use any spells?
>A. Yes(Specify)
>B. No
I still want the rolls
2,690,000 (1.5 million swordsmen, 690,000 million raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 swordsmasters)vs. 1,112,000 enemies
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Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>452600
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Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>452600
Let's try the super spell to enslave
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Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>452600
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I'll just wait for a couple of votes for spells
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>>452615
agreed
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They lose about 100,000 due to starvation, and 150,000 to our attacks. We lose 200,000 to their attacks.
2,490,000 (1.5 million swordsmen, 490,000 million raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 swordsmasters)vs. 862,000 enemies
We shall attempt the super spell of enslave! How many shall we attempt to enslave?
>A. Very little
>B. Less than half
>C. About half
>D. More than half
>E. Almost all
I still want the 3 rolls
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Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>452626
>>C. About half
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Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>452626
>>B. Less than half
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>452626
>>
>>452626
>C. About half
Go for Half
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We choose to go for half! I want 6 1d100s. 3 for our spell, and 3 to see how many of our soldiers die on top of 200,000 (Event roll, they rolled way higher than us.
about 200,000 die from both starvation and our attacks.
2,290,000 (1.5 million swordsmen, 290,000 million raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 swordsmasters)vs. 662,000 enemies
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Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>452639
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Rolled 71, 86 = 157 (2d100)
>>452639
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>452639
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>452639
>>
average was 76 for enslaving them.
462,000 enemy soldiers run out, and trudge onwards to slavery. They were all darkskins.
the other average was 44.
We lose another 440,000 soldiers.
1,850,000 (1 million swordsmen, 700,000 Knights, 100,000 swordsmasters)vs. 662,000 enemies
Alright we charge in! The gate was open when the enslaved soldiers were down, so now we do old fashioned 2v2s, at a +30 to us due to numbers and technological superiority.
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Rolled 13 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>452667
>>
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Rolled 17 + 30 (1d100 + 30)
>>452667
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>>452670
Yeah sorry, forgot to add that in.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>452667
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We absolutely crush them in the final assault, losing only 50,000 men. However, shall we move on to the second elvish city, or move to the dwarven front (We have another army there)
>A. Dwarven front!
>B. Elvish city
Both will require another 3 1d100s for the Chink front.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>452681
>B. Elvish city
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Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>452681
>>B. Elvish city
Finish one front at a time.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>452681
>B. Elvish city
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>452681
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The average was 35.3
All but one chink city still stands, where extremely heavy fighting is going on, it is only 25% in chink hands, and will not likely hold for much longer.
Shall we do this battle quick or normal?
>A. Normal
>B. Quick
Shall we use spells?
>A. Yes! (Specify)
>B. No!
I need 2 1d100s, one for enemy battle preparations and one for our battle preparations.
1,850,000 (1 million swordsmen, 700,000 Knights, 100,000 swordsmasters)vs. 1 million enemies
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Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>452706
A
>>A. Yes! (Specify)
Slave spell
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Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>452706
>>A. Normal
>A. Yes! (Specify)
Destroy City
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>452706
>A. Normal
>A. Yes! (Specify)
Use the huge rock one if we have one.
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>>452713
switching to this spell
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We gain only 1 extra round of archery, while they gain 2.
3v3 rolls go! Also we'll cast Destroy city!
I need 3 1d100s, above 50 total and it'll be destroyed with all its inhabitants (Elves won't like it, but they'll accept it as a necessary evil, all the female elves have been raped by darkskins and males got cucked anyway.)
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Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>452729
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Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>452729
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Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>452729
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Rolled 81, 81, 27 = 189 (3d100)
>>452729
Look at my luck
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>>452739
Sorry put a 3 instand of a 1
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>452729
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3 more rolls, and for the sake of being quick, I'm counting all 3 of inky's 3d100 rolls
>>
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Rolled 5, 92, 72 = 169 (3d100)
Damn I am being so lenient... I'll just roll the final 3d100.
I guess I'll let you slide this time, since bulgar did it all the time.
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>>452755
Oldfag I rolled the final 3d100 your not going to count them?
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Basically we just destroy the whole city, the average was about 50 so yeah. We lose about 100,000 men to the archery.
The elvish campaign resulted in the deaths of over a million soldiers, however we secured the elven front. Now to the dwarven front! The final chink city has fallen, and they are all under JEW rule.
3 1d100s to see how they fared.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>452770
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Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>452770
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Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>452770
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Alright lads, that's it for today, the dwarves actually RETOOK one of the cities, leaving only one city left for us. Tomorrow we'll do this at 2pm EST as always.
Currently we have a massive problem though, the chinks have fallen. We shall see after the dwarven front to see how they fare. Currently they've been overtaken.
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>>452787
Well see you tomorrow, at least it was only the chinks that fallen.
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Welcome back old and new players alike, to more Civ thread, /pol/ edition! We are now taking back the last dwarven city. Shall we do this battle quickly or normally?
>A. Quick
>B. Normal
Shall we use any spells?
>A. Yes! (Specify)
>B. No
I also want 2 1d100s for battle preparations
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>>454551
>B. Normal
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>454551
>B. Normal
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Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>454551
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We shall do it normally! We gain 1 extra round of archery, and they get 2 total rounds of archery.
3v2 rolls go
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Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>454602
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>454602
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Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>454602
they get -1/4 on archery rolls
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Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>454602
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>454602
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The enemy loses 174,000 soldiers in a hail of arrows! While we lose 102,000 soldiers
2,898,000(2 million legionaries, 798,000 raven's teeth, 75,000 Knights, 25,000 Swordsmasters)vs. 836,000(them)
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Also 3 rolls, one for starvation, one for our attacks, one for enemy attacks
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Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>454654
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Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>454654
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>454672
>d10
i fucked up
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26,000 enemy soldiers starve to death, and we kill off another 17,000 enemy soldiers. They kill 42,000 of our soldiers.
2,856,000(2 million swordsmen, 856,000 raven's teeth, 75,000 Knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs793,000(them)
>>454681
Wew lad almost counted that roll
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Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>454691
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Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>454691
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>454691
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The enemy begins starving enmasse, they lose 93,000 soldiers due to lack of food, and 45,000 due to our attacks. They kill off 22,000 of our soldiers.
2,834,000(2 million swordsmen, 834,000 raven's teeth, 75,000 Knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs655,000
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Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>454726
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Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>454726
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Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>454726
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We kill off 29,000 of the enemy soldiers, and he kills off 94,000 of our soldiers. AND AN EVENT ROLL. I need 3 1d100s to see how our soldiers fend off the event, and the regular 3 rolls
2,740,000(2 million swordsmen, 740,000 raven's teeth, 75,000 Knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs626,000
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>454763
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>>454763
Alright the 3 1d100s will tell us how our leader will respond to the event roll, whether or not he'll die, or something major/minor will happen to him.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>454763
>>
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Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>454773
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>454763
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>>454796
They starve for what they did to our leader. They will all starve.
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Keep rolling guys. So far the Fuhrer is female now. We'll get to that once we finish off the chinks.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>454773
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Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>454773
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Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>454763
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180,000 enemies die due to various causes, be it starvation or our attacks. 100,000 of our soldiers die due to enemy attacks. ALSO, enemy reinforcements arrive, 2 million total. It is now a true battle.
2v2 rolls now.
2,640,000(2 million swordsmen, 640,000 raven's teeth, 75,000 Knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs2,446,000
Shall we use any spells?
>A. Yes! (Specify)
>B. No
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>454840
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>454840
>A. Yes! (Specify)
sex change
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>454840
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Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>454840
A
Giant meteor
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>>454840
>A. Yes! (Specify)
sex change
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We choose to use sex change!
306,000 of our enemies are slaughtered during the initial contact, and 396,000 of our swordsmen are killed during the initial contact as well.
2,244,000(1,604,00 million swordsmen, 640,000 raven's teeth, 75,000 Knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs2,140,000
How many shall we attempt to change?
>A. Very little
>B. Less than half
>C. About half
>D. More than half
>E. Almost all
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>>454870
>>C. About half
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Keep rolling as well guys
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Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>454870
>C. About half
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>454870
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>454870
This is battle rolls right?
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Yeah, we need one more roll. You should be happy that this wasn't the actual spell roll, we'd have lost half our army there.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>454870
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The enemy loses 216,000 men, while we lose 288,000 soldiers.
1,956,000(1,312,00 million swordsmen, 640,000 raven's teeth, 75,000 Knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs1,924,000
In addition to our regular rolls, I want 3 1d100s.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>454931
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>454931
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>454931
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>>454931
Oldfag, Hitler is with us in Bulgar Thread. He is guiding us to victory.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>454931
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>454931
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>454931
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>>454946
>>454943
>>454939
>>454936
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Yeah no. Last 3 were magic rolls.
We kill off 438,000 enemies, they kill 390,000 of us. We also turn 1 million enemies into females.
1,566,000(922,000 million swordsmen, 640,000 raven's teeth, 75,000 Knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs516,000
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>454984
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Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>454984
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Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>454984
Heh, had to try not that it matters too much
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Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>454984
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We kill off 330,000 enemies, while the enemy kills off 372,000 of us.
1,194,000(550,000 thousand swordsmen, 640,000 raven's teeth, 75,000 Knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs286,000
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>455018
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>455018
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Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>455018
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>455018
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We finally kill them all, however they kill another 342,000 of our men. We have claimed victory and taken over the town!
852,000(220,000 thousand swordsmen, 640,000 raven's teeth, 63,000 Knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)
Now to the chink front! I need 3 1d100s to see if they attacked US.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>455041
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Rolled 24 (1d100)
>>455041
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Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>455041
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JEW has attacked Mountainhome, our main capital, with 6 million soldiers :^) We currently have only 3 million soldiers defending, however our walls take 3 turns of better rolls to bash down, and until then we get a 4v2.
Shall we attempt diplomacy?
>A. Yes!
>B. No
Spells?
>A. Yes! (Specify)
>B. No
Also I want a 2 1d100s for battle preparations
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>>455081
>>B. No
A
Bend to will
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>>455081
>B. No
>>A. Yes! (Specify)
Bend to will
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>455081
>>
We choose to use the spell, Bend to will! I need 3 1d100s to determine the effectiveness of this spell.
We gain 2 extra rounds of archery, they get 2 as well. So in addition I want 4v3 archery rolls
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Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>455125
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>455125
>>
Rolled 60, 63 = 123 (2d100)
>>455125
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Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>455125
the enemy get -1/4 on archery rolls
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>455125
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>455125
>>
We need 3 more rolls lads
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>455192
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Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>455192
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Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>455192
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Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>455192
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670,000 enemy soldiers fall in our hails of arrows, while we lose 352,200 soldiers. Also, our bend to will spell failed, and about 148,000 of our soldiers just walk away from the battle to them
2,400,000(1 million swordsmen, 1.1 million Raven's teeth, 375,000, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs5,330,000
4v2 rolls go!
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>455224
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Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>455224
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Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>455224
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Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>455224
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Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>455224
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>455224
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Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>455224
>>
I will be back in a hour lads.
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The enemy loses 430,000 soldiers, while we lose 215,000 soldiers.
2,185,000(1 million swordsmen, 985,000 Raven's teeth, 375,000, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs4,900,000
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Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>455270
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Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>455270
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Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>455270
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>455270
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Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>455270
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Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>455270
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>455270
>>
The enemy loses another 630,000 soldiers! However we take 180,000 in losses.
2,005,000(1 million swordsmen, 805,000 Raven's teeth, 375,000, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs4,270,000
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>455506
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Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>455506
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>455506
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>455506
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>455506
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Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>455506
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550,000 enemies are killed, and 230,000 of us are slain.
They haven't even bashed the gate once.
1,775,000(1 million swordsmen, 575,000 Raven's teeth, 375,000, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs3,720,000
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>455564
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Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>455564
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>455564
It's a big gate :^)
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Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>455564
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Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>455564
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Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>455564
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We kill off another 430,000 enemies, however they kill off 340,000 of us!
The gate is also bashed once.
1,445,000(1 million swordsmen, 235,000 Raven's teeth, 375,000, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs3,290,000
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>455617
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>455617
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Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>455617
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Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>455617
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>455617
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Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>455617
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We kill off another 540,000 enemies, however the enemy kills off 190,000 of us! THe gate is bashed once more. The situation looks dire... May the elements save us!
1,255,000(1 million swordsmen, 45,000 Raven's teeth, 375,000 knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs2,750,000
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>455644
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>455644
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>455644
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>455644
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>455644
Use our magic
Change gender
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We kill off 300,000 enemies, the enemy kills off 165,000 of us, killing off all our Raven's teeth, plus more.
1,095,000(880,000 swordsmen, 375,000 knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs2,750,000
1,255,000(1 million swordsmen, 45,000 Raven's teeth, 375,000 knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs2,450,000
We shall attempt to use Change gender! How many shall we attempt to turn?
>A. Very little
>B. Less than half
>C. About half
>D. More than half
>E. As many as possible (If we fail its a guaranteed loss)
>F. Just don't use it at all!
Keep in mind if we try to turn about half, and it fails, there goes our ENTIRE (male) army.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>455687
>>B. Less than half
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Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>455687
>B. Less than half
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>455687
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>455687
>B. Less than half
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>455687
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Rolled 1 (1d1)
>>455687
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Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>455687
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HOLY SHIT. We're saved. We kill another 510,000 enemies, while they kill only 25,000 of us.
1,070,000(880,000 swordsmen, 375,000 knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs2,240,000
Alright, now we're down to 2v2s since we lost all our archers, and I want another 3 1d100s to determine the effectiveness of our spell. Since we Rolled SO HIGH, our event is that it cannot fail.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>455709
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>455709
W-we might actually!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>455709
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>455709
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>455709
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Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>455709
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Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>455709
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Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>455709
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We kill 380,000 of them, and they kill 300,000 of us! Only about 700,000 are changed into females due to our low energy rolls.
770,000(580,000 swordsmen, 375,000 knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs1,160,000
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By the way guys, that 1 that was just rolled means Manman is going to go crazy. Bulgar agreed to it.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>455750
>Low energy rolls.
We rolled 75, 5, and 96.
176 in total
59 average
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Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>455750
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Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>455750
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>>455758
No we didn't, we rolled an 18, a 75, and a 5. Quit memeing ok :^)
This is literally going to come down the the wire.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>455750
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>455750
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>>455767
Destroy the city. If we lost this fight
>>
We kill off 275,000 enemies in that round of battle, while they kill off 365,000 of our soldiers.
405,000(5,000 swordsmen, 375,000 knights, 25,000 swordsmasters)vs885,000
Pray for high rolls. HOWEVER, I've decided to be lenient, our Knights and swordsmasters are our best soldiers. So we get a +5 to the total of our rolls
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Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>455798
To arms!
>>
This is the official battle theme song for this. This also describes our Swordsmasters and knights pretty well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdawgd0azk
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Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>455798
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Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>455798
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>>455830
Nope
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We kill off 125,000 of the enemy, however 230,000 of our soldiers fall in battle. Many of them Swordsmasters
175,000(155,000 knights, 5,000 swordsmasters)vs755,000
(We're about to get some Deus Ex machina shit up in here)
>A. Accept women in our time of need! +200,000 soldiers, females, -10 to our total of our rolls
>B. No!
Roll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPY3TQSolm4
New official Battle theme music
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Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>455844
>A. Accept women in our time of need! +200,000 soldiers, females, -10 to our total of our rolls
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Rolled 92 (1d100)
We are so dead
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Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>455844
>>A. Accept women in our time of need! +200,000 soldiers, females, -10 to our total of our rolls
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Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>455844
>A. Accept women in our time of need! +200,000 soldiers, females, -10 to our total of our rolls
>>
This is when I start counting the -10.
In our darkest hour, Our blackest night, our women (We'll get bumped down a bit in matriarchy, but that's alright) charged forth to aid us. However while they were being mustered, our Swordsmasters and our Knights broke into fits of rage, killing many at a time. 325,000 enemy soldiers fall, while only 160,000 of our soldiers die. Our swordsmasters are wiped out, and only 15,000 of our knights remain. There is one question in everyone's minds. Will we suceed? We need not worry about our women getting raped, our men being cucked. They will all die before that happens. Every citizen of mountainhome will die in its defense. JEW may prevail this day, however it will not be able to revel in its victory. The Fuhrer (Now a female though) shall join us on the field. Roll, you noblest men!
215,000(15,000 knights, 200,000 women)vs435,000
This is the ballad of our great defense of mountainhome. (Unless someone can think up of a song far better)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC7_qPCflnY
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Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>455881
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Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>455881
Charge Forth. Let's umm Believe!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>455881
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Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>455881
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We kill off 225,000 enemy soldiers in a single day of battle. However they kill 205,000 enemy soldiers. The streets run red with blood, and every women either dies in battle or commits suicide before the Darkskins get to her.
10,000(2,500 knights, 7,500 women, THE FUHRER)vs215,000
However, I'll allow us one more chance. I want us to roll a 5v2. We have engaged Destruction Protocol 5v2. A meteor shall strike the town of Mountainhome, and will obliterate everything except what's in the caves. 2 battle rolls for us, 2 battle rolls for them, 2 battle rolls for our meteor, and 1 roll to see how many of our soldiers survive the Protocol.
INKY ROLL ONLY IF YOU FEEL CONFIDENT
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Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>455916
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Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>455916
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>455916
For Narnia!
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>455916
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>455916
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>455916
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>455916
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>455916
>>
We kill off all but 2,000 of the enemy soldiers, and only about 1,800 of our soldiers survive. Roll you noblest men! ROLL.
1,800 (400 knights, 1,400 females)vs2,000
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>455944
FOR HONOR
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Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>455944
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Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>455944
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Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>455944
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Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>455944
>>
370 of their soldiers are killed off, while we lost only 250 soldiers. Keep rolling you noblest men! ROLL! ROLL! FOR THE FATHERLAND!
1,550(300 Knights, 1,250 females)vs1,670
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>455961
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Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>455961
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>455961
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Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>455961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rry4Pqpo3Og
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>>455961
Use magic for our last roll
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We kill only 100 of the enemy, while he kills off 700 of our soldiers. The situation looks bleak, many think we cannot win, however the Fuhrer leads us on!
850(100 Knights, 750 females)vs1,570
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>455992
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Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>455992
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Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>455992
Go
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Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>455992
We will live on
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>>455978
That's pretty good
We kill off 610 enemy soldiers, However we lose 430 of our own soldiers.
420 :^)(50 Knights, 380 females)vs960
We're pushed back into our caves! Where a palisade over 100 years old stands. 3v2 rolls and the enemy needs only one turn of good rolls to break it. NOW.
Why am I being so nice. I guess its because we've lost almost 4 million soldiers and Mountainhome is basically destroyed.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>456013
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>456013
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>456013
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Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>456013
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Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>456013
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We kill off 190 enemy soldiers, while the enemy kills off 355 of our soldiers. They break through the old palisade effortlessly.
25 soldiers remain, 1 of them the Fuhrer, with their backs against the wall. Defeat is imminent.
Just do one final set of rolls.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>456032
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Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>456032
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Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>456032
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Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>456032
Activate bomb?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>456032
Time for the gas
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We end up killing off about 570 more soldiers, however our soldiers begin dying one by one. The last one surviving was the Fuhrer, she was cornered by a large crowd of darkskins, refusing to let herself be raped, she commits suicide by running herself through with a sword, but not before she gasses many around her. Mountainhome has fallen. Almost 10,000,000 people litter the land, however many corpses were obliterated by the meteor strike. This is truly our darkest hour. We must retake mountain home! Both our armies form together, and form an army of 5 million, however, there is good news, there are only 500,000 stationed at that piece of land. Let's just do this quick. 5 1d100s to see how well we retake it.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>456069
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>456069
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Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>456069
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Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>456069
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Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>456069
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Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>456069
>>
The average was 40.8
The darkskins fought savagely, killing off 1.5 million of our soldiers in that fight for the Ruins of mountainhome. However, we took it back, and that's all that matters. We shall have to make a great monument (Maybe a wonder?) to the people that have died at mountainhome. However, we must now retake the Chink land! or will we just leave the chinks to die?
>A. Leave them, they're probably all dead anyway
>B. We must save our allies!
Side note: Literally all of the Chink women and men have been raped and cucked.
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>>456102
How many people do we have left to fight?
>>
5 million for our standing army, and 10 million for basically militia
Can't lose our other towns amiright :^)
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>>456102
>>B. We must save our allies!
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>>456102
>B. We must save our allies!
By save I mean put them out of them misery
>>
We choose to save them! However we have 4 towns to liberate! Which shall we liberate first?
>A. The Capital
>B. The large northern town
>C. The small town between the Capital and the Northern town
>D. The small town to the south.
Also, due to the Heroic actions of our females, we're now down to Tier 2 patriarchy and 90% towards Tier 3. Also, we must elect a new leader!
>A. Ben Garrison
>B. Ronald Reagan
>C. Ted Cruz
>D. iJEB!
>E. Assad
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>>456160
>D. The small town to the south.
>>B. Ronald Reagan
Well get the small towns first one by one. We can't lose all our troops again.
>>
Is something really intense happening in Bulgar's thread?
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>>456215
Nah is over. We just open the gates of hell. But it's over now.
>>
Well since no one is here, I think this is all for today, good battle lads!
>>
Alright lads, we're back! Just finish off the poll that I posted.
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>>456171
seconded
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>>456160
>D. The small town to the south.
>B. Ronald Reagan
>>
Alright lads, we shall elect Ronald Regean as our next Monarch! However let's just choose his trait.
>A. Man of the people (Pick two on Culture and religion)
>B. Agriculturalist (Effect of A is made better)
>C. Battle hardened (Pick two on military)
>D. Former engineer (Pick two on C)
Also only 500,000 hold the small town. I want 2 rolls for battle preparations.
Also, how shall we approach this battle?
>A. Starve them out!
>B. Attack furiously!
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>>458122
>A. Man of the people (Pick two on Culture and religion)
>A. Starve them out!
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Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>458122
>>D. Former engineer (Pick two on C)
>A. Starve them out!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>458122
>D. Former engineer (Pick two on C)
>A. Starve them out!
>>
We gain three more rounds of archery, while they gain only 2 more. Ronald Reagan is a former engineer, and we shall starve them out! I want 7v4 archery rolls now (if we roll pretty high, we can literally wipe them out in a single turn)
Also, will we use any spells?
>A. Yes! (Specify what spells)
>B. No!
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Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>458166
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>458166
>if we roll pretty high, we can literally wipe them out in a single turn
>if we roll pretty high
thing that never happen
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>458166
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>458166
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Rolled 11, 45 = 56 (2d100)
>>458166
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Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>458166
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Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>458166
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Rolled 28, 33 = 61 (2d100)
>>458166
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>458166
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Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>458166
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>458166
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Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>458166
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We kill off 215,000 enemy soldiers in a cloud of arrows! The enemy however, kills off 125,000 of our Raven's teeth!
4,875,000(2 million swordsmen, 1,875,000 raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 Swordsmasters)
We shall starve them out! 2v1 rolls go!
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Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>458341
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>458341
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>458341
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65,000 of our enemy die due to starvation and our attacks, however we take 51,000 in casualties.
4,824,000(2 million swordsmen, 1,824,000 raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 Swordsmasters)vs.220,000
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>458360
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Rolled 3 (1d100)
>>458360
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Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>458360
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Another 99,000 die due to immense starvation! our attacks are lackluster, however they contribute 3,000 to our kill count. However we lose 11,000 Raven's teeth to enemy archers.
4,813,000(2 million swordsmen, 1,813,000 raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 Swordsmasters)vs.118,000
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>458367
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Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>458367
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>458367
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21,000 die due to starvation, and 44,000 die due to our Raven's Teeth, however we lose 64,000 men due enemy attacks.
4,749,000(2 million swordsmen, 1,749,000 raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 Swordsmasters)vs.53,000
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>458432
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Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>458432
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>458432
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Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>458432
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We starve the rest of our enemies out, and lose 21,000 men in the process. However we have won the day! Where shall we attack next?
>A. The capital
>B. The Large northern town
>C. The small town between A and B
Current army:
4,728,000(2 million swordsmen, 1,728,000 raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 Swordsmasters)
>>
>>458506
>>C. The small town between A and B
>>
>>458506
>B. The Large northern town
>>
>>458506
>C. The small town between A and B
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>>458506
Switch to B, since they can sandwich us at C
>>
We choose to head for the large northern town! About 2 million men man it.
Shall we use spells?
>A. Yes! (Specify what spells)
>B. No!
Shall we attempt diplomacy?
>A. Yes
>B. No
How shall we do this battle?
>A. Starve them out!
>B. Attack the city! (3v2 until we get 2 good rolls)
Also I want 2 1d100s for battle preparations.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>458533
>>A. Yes! (Specify what spells)
Destroy city
>B. No
>A. Starve them out!
>>
Alright lads, I have to go for an hour, so I'll see you all in an hour!
>>
Alright lads, we both gain 2 extra rounds of archery. 4v3 archery rolls go! In addition to that, I want 3 1d100s to determine the success of our Destroy City spell.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>458749
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Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>458749
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Rolled 46, 53 = 99 (2d100)
>>458749
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Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>458749
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Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>458749
>>
We're still missing 6 rolls
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Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>458749
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Rolled 44, 3, 82 = 129 (3d100)
>>458749
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Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>458749
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>458749
>>
One more lads!
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Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>458942
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Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>458749
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We cast the spell, and the city disappears from the ground without a trace, all that is left is an open plain. However before it was destroyed we took 382,500 in casualties!
4,346,000(2 million swordsmen, 1,346,000 raven's teeth, 900,000 Knights, 100,000 Swordsmasters)
Where shall we attack next?
>A. The capital
>B. The small town on the way to the capital
>C. Call it a day and go home!
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>>458988
>B. The small town on the way to the capital
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>>458988
>B. The small town on the way to the capital
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>>458988
We only lost 700,000 troops. But we killed alot more.
>>B. The small town on the way to the capital
>>
We shall go to the small town on the way to the capital! It only holds 100,000 troops, and surrenders to our soldiers without a fight. Shall we attempt to take the capital?
>A. Yes! One final push!
>B. No! We must rest
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>>459149
>A. Yes! One final push!
>>
>>459149
>A. Yes! One final push!
How much troops there?
>>
>>459149
>>A. Yes! One final push!
>>
>>459167
We'll find out.
>>
We arrive at the capital, and appears to be deserted... No ships are in the docks, and we hear nothing from the city walls... Almost as if its empty. How shall we proceed?
>A. Do not enter
>B. Send in a crack squad to investigate what is going on
>C. Just send the whole army in
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>>459188
>>A. Do not enter
Destroy city spell
>>
>>459194
We already used it for today :^)
>>
>>459188
>A. Do not enter
Throw a meteor or some destructive spell like that
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>>459188
>B. Send in a crack squad to investigate what is going on
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>>459188
>B. Send in a crack squad to investigate what is going on
Get a meteor ready
>>
We chuck a meteor in... However something peculiar happens. It literally just bounces off! Its as if some protective spell is around the city. What shall we do? (Write in, I'll listen to the guy with the highest roll here)
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>>459206
>B. Send in a crack squad to investigate what is going on
Need a list of spells
>>
Is something intense happening in bulgar's thread?
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>>459248
Nah your just not giving the list of spells
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The entire list of spells is earlier in the thread, though spells seem ineffective.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>459206
Send a small group of scouts and see what is going on. No engaging into combat only scouting for info.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>459264
Do this
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We choose to send in a group of scouts... And inside we find a single man, sitting in the central square. The Nose is the size of a car, and he uses sticks to prop it up. He speaks loudly, as if he knew the scouts were there.
"Tell your King I am here, we shall fight in a one on one."
What do we do?
>A. Accept the challenge!
>B. Do not accept the challenge!
>>
>>459285
>>A. Accept the challenge!
Ask him some questions first.
What happened with the other?
And how do we know your not going to be a trap?
>>
>>459285
>A. Accept the challenge!
>>
We accept the challenge! Ronald Reagan comes up to the JEW prince and states that he has accepted the challenge, in full plate mail, he is prepared to battle the enemy!
2v2 rolls go.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>459315
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Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>459315
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>459315
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>459315
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We deal 6 damage to him! While he cannot even get a single hit off of us!
"You may be wondering what happened to the chinks. They've been enslaved, their women raped, and the men cucked. The same fate awaits you!"
Ronald Reagan(100hp)vsJEW Prince(94hp)
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>459346
>134 vs 18
6 hp for that roll. We're going to be here a while.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>459346
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>459346
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Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>459346
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We deal only 1 damage to our enemy! However the JEW prince deals 5 damage to Ronald Reagan!
Ronald Reagan(95hp)vsJEW Prince(93hp)
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Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>459394
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Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>459394
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>459394
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Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>459394
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We damage the JEW prince by 4 hp! However Ronald Reagan takes 8 damage!
Ronald Reagan(87hp)vsJEW Prince(89hp)
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Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>459488
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Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>459488
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Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>459488
>>
We'll leave this off for today lads.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>459488
>>
We deal 14 damage to the JEW prince! The JEW prince however, deals 8 damage to us!
Ronald Reagan(79hp)vsJEW prince(75hp)
This is all for today, if you are still here, roll, but don't expect an answer until tomorrow.
>>
Rolled 64, 44, 40, 73 = 221 (4d100)
>>459625
>>
Very sorry it had to be delayed, however certain things happened IRL. We deal 10 damage to the JEW prince, while the JEW prince deals 11 damage to Ronald Reagan!
Ronald Reagan(68hp)vsJEW prince(65hp)
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Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>460932
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Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>460932
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>460932
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>460932
>>
We deal 7 damage to the JEW lord, and the JEW lord deals 13 damage to Ronald Reagan!
Ronald Reagan(55hp)vsJEW prince(58hp)
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Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>461073
I thought of Ronald special. Second chance, since he was shoot in real life but he recovered. Here when he's health is zero he could get some hp back to fight so more.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>461073
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Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>461073
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Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>461073
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We deal 18 damage to the JEW lord, and the JEW lord deals 8 damage to us
Ronald Reagan(47hp)vsJEW prince(40hp)
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>461088
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Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>461088
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>461088
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>461088
>>
We deal 10 damage the the JEW prince, however he sends a spell towards Ronald Reagan for 12 hp!
Ronald Reagan(35hp)vsJEW prince(30hp)
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>461287
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Rolled 28, 72, 88 = 188 (3d100)
>>461287
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Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>461287
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Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>461287
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Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>461287
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We deal 8 damage to the JEW prince, however the JEW prince deals 10 damage to us.. This is certainly coming down to the wire.
Ronald Reagan(25hp)vsJEW prince(22hp)
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Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>461306
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Rolled 1 (1d1)
>>461306
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Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>461310
nice 1d1
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Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>461306
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>>461312
Thanks
>>
>>461310
No meming m8 :^)
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>461306
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We deal 10 damage the the JEW Prince, however the JEW prince deals another 10 damage to us!
Ronald Reagan(15hp)vsJEW prince(12hp)
Bad rolls will fuck us up hard.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>461319
>>
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>461319
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>461319
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Rolled 1 (1d1)
>>461319
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Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>461319
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Rolled 96 (1d100)
>>461319
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The enemy inflicts 14 damage on Ronald Reagan! However we inflict 9 damage on the JEW prince! Both are battered, beaten, and on the edge of death...
Ronald Reagan (1hp)vsJEW lord(3hp)
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Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>461356
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Rolled 88 (1d100)
>>461356
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Rolled 40 (1d100)
>>461356
Glory to the jews
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>461356
nat 1 for sure
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Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>461356
Use this roll for the enemy
Let Ronald give his life to kill the JEW
>>
Both die in the battle, Ronald Reagan beheads the JEW, however he is blown to pieces by a delayed spell. We enter into the empty city victoriously! We destroyed the uprising, but at what cost! Almost 6 million :^) of our males are dead, and the women claim credit for the retaking of Mountainhome... It will be a turbulent time indeed. Who will guide us in this trying time?
>A. Ben Garrison
>B. Ted Cruz
>C. iJEB!
>D. Assad
>E. TayTay (Female)
>F. Hillary Clinton (Female)
>G. Nigel Farage
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>>461399
>>G. Nigel Farage
If not him than >A. Ben Garrison
>>
>>461399
>G. Nigel Farage
>>
>>
>>461399
>G. Nigel Farage
>>
Our new leader is nigel Farage!
>Population: 74,714,832 (44,799,790 are females)(28,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 5/10
>Resources: 5/10
>Infrastructure: 5/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability: 6/10
>Housing:5/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 7/10
>Quality of Life: 8/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 2 (50% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Males lead females
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
We're slowly descending into matriarchy.
He is a great leader! Pick traits.
>A. Man of the people (Pick two on B, +10 to H, Increased effect on J)
>B. Great Engineer (Double pick on C, double pick on K)
>C. Former Military Master (Double pick on D, +10 to roll on I)
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>>461445
>A. Man of the people (Pick two on B, +10 to H, Increased effect on J)
>B.Culture & religion
>>
>>461445
>B. Great Engineer (Double pick on C, double pick on K)
Where are the JEW Princes in the JEW Hiearchy
>C.Construction
>>
>>461445
>>A. Man of the people (Pick two on B, +10 to H, Increased effect on J)
>B.Culture & religion
>>
Nigel farage is a man of the people! We also improve our culture and religion, what shall we improve upon?
>A. Education
>B. The arts
>C. Religion
>D. Statues and Monuments
>E. Other
>>
>>461467
>A. Education
>B. The arts
>>
>>461467
>>A. Education
>>B. The arts
>>
>>461467
>>A. Education
>>B. The arts
>>
We continue to improve on our education and the arts, creating fine theatrical performances, we also create better schools, and organizing them well, and even the upper middle class has access to schools!
>Population: 74,714,832 (44,799,790 are females)(28,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 5/10
>Resources: 5/10
>Infrastructure: 5/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:5/10
>Political stability: 6/10
>Housing:5/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 8/10
>Quality of Life: 8/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 2 (40% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Males lead females
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>>
>>461497
>>J. Improve Economy
>>
>>461497
>>A.Food production & population growth
>>
>>461497
>J. Improve Economy
>>
Be back in half an hour lads
>>
I'm back lads!
We improve our economy, and with Nigel Farage reforming our Economic system, it starts booming, we also begin rebuilding mountainhome.
>Population: 74,714,832 (44,799,790 are females)(28,714,958 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 5/10
>Resources: 5/10
>Infrastructure: 5/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:5/10
>Political stability: 6/10
>Housing:5/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 8/10
>Quality of Life: 8/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 2 (40% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Males lead females
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
Also any Mapfags here? People that can make maps?
>>
>>461626
>J
>>
>>461626
>A.Food production & population growth
>>
>>461626
Go A
>>
We choose to do A! Our population explodes by 50%! 18,447,804 are females, and the rest, 18,909,612 are males.
>Population: 112,072,248 (63,247,594 are females)(48,824,654 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources: 5/10
>Infrastructure: 5/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:5/10
>Political stability: 6/10
>Housing:5/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 8/10
>Quality of Life: 8/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 2 (40% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Males lead females
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>>
>>461690
>C.Construction
>>
We choose to build more stuff! What shall we build?
>A. Housing
>B. Fortifications
>C. Utility buildings
>D. A new wonder (Massively improves morale, however takes 2 from treasury)
>E. MUH ROADS
>F. Governmental buildings
>G. Rebuild Mountainhome
>H. Other
>>
>>461731
>G. Rebuild Mountainhome
>>
>>461731
>G. Rebuild Mountainhome
>>
We rebuild mountainhome! It slowly rebuilds over the course of the year, however it is not finished yet, however in the future it will be.
It is 190 AA
>Population: 112,072,248 (63,247,594 are females)(48,824,654 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources: 5/10
>Infrastructure: 5/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:5/10
>Political stability: 6/10
>Housing:5/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 8/10
>Quality of Life: 8/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 2 (40% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Males lead females
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>>
>>461756
>D.Military
>>
>>461756
>G.Research & development
>>
We continue to improve on our daily lives, and start producing the first reliable guns and we fine tune our cannons, though they are incredibly inaccurate, they can deal massive damage to a human, We also improve our ability to navigate! Since we are the only ones on the seas now, we are able to build strong ships, with many cannons.
>>
It is 191 AA
>Population: 112,072,248 (63,247,594 are females)(48,824,654 are males).
>Slaves: 2,828,000 females(3,000 sandpeople, 3,925,000 females), 2,501,000 males (1,000 anglo, 2,500,000 males.)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources: 5/10
>Infrastructure: 5/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:5/10
>Political stability: 6/10
>Housing:5/10
>Navy: 10/10
>Morale: 8/10
>Quality of Life: 8/10
>Gender Roles: Tier 2 (40% towards Tier 4) Patriarchy, Males lead females
>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>>
>>461807
>C.Construction
>>
>>461807
>F.Exploration & colonization
Explore the seas.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)
Rolling a 1d2 to see outcome
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We decide to build more things! What shall we build?
>A. Housing
>B. Fortifications
>C. Utility buildings
>D. A new wonder (Massively improves morale, however takes 2 from treasury)
>E. MUH ROADS
>F. Governmental buildings
>G. Other
>>
>>461835
>E. MUH ROADS
>>
We continue to build many roads, and of very high quality, allowing us to travel the roads far faster than before.
This is all for today, tomorrow we'll continue in a different thread, as this has almost reached bump limit.
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