This is a game in witch all of you controll bob, there are no options or stats, I just put bob in a situation and the players have to decide togeather what bob does, if you disagree on what bob should do, you each roll 2d6 and whoever gets the higher number, decides what bob does (you will most likely always disagree so just roll with every action)
This is a picture based game. I will say what happens when you as a group does something and it will be accpupanied by a crappy picture
Some things to know about bob:
-Bob is a derp
-bob has a backpack full of items to use
-bob lives in a city apartment with his friend octopus named octa.
-bob has insane good and bad luck
Some rules:
-bob cannot pourpusfully harm himself
-bob cannot purposefully harm octa
-no deus ex machinas
Bob was going about his daily life when all of a sudden...ALIENS ATTACKED OUT OF NOWHERE! What does bob do?
>>448864
Run through bag and grab probe and alien Halloween costume.
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)
>>448864
Check inventory
Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)
>>448864
Steal the Ship of Space
Umm, please roll with every action....
Inventory:
No inventory (that backpack contains whatever you want. With obvious exceptions of one of a kind obkects. The first guy has the spirit right)
Bob jumps put of his window, jumps onto one of the ships invading and steals it from the alien.
What does he do now?
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)
>>448886
Learn how to use the ship. Maybe we got a manual?
Cool, you found a manual, and it's in english. Now if only you knew how to read...
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)
>>448898
Close the ship of space door
One moment, I want to give others a chance to reply
Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)
>>448898
press buttons and hope for the best
I'll be back
Bib dors what anyone would do and smashes the buttons, sending the shio flying to the ground and set on fire with him still in it. What now?
Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)
>>448962
Keep pushing the buttons
Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)
>>448962
Pray.
Among the flames, bob only finds it fitting to pray to the almighty sun god ra, who in turn only makes the flames bigger. The bubble in the ship is air tight, but the only way out is to open it.
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)
>>448998
Eject
Bob ejects frim the spacecraft and lands in a plane being flown by a woman with red hair, she doesn't notice him.
Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)
>>449035
Tell her that the aliens are invading and that we need to dogfight to survive.
Btw, from now on I'm only continuing when there are two or more options
>>449047
Yep, I understand.
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)
>>449035
Tell the pilot to fly towards the nearest UFO.
Break her neck and steal the plane
>>449035
Rolled 4, 3 = 4(2d6)
Tell the woman that aliens are killing everyone, and suggest that they have to do something for humanity...
>>449216
>Rolled 4, 3 = 4(2d6)
Might want to check your math there.
>>449223
I'm sorry, I don't fully understand the dice notation, so can anyone explain it to me?
I actually need to do somethig. Be back on a bit
>>449254
Like this?
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d6)
>>449264
>>449248
ok i think i get it now, Thanks!
Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)
>>449035
put the woman in our backpack for later use and take control of the plane
You tell the woman to fly to the nearest ufo and for some reason she listens
(Also keeping her in your backpack might come in handy)
Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)
>>451086
Say hello to the ufo's passengers.
Then wait for their reaction.
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)
>>451086
Have wild sex with the woman.
I'm the spirit of keeping this. Board sfw, she flies the plane over to the nearest ufo and an alien points a gun at him!
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)
>>451238
Tries to use instant transmision
Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)
>>451238
Summon Blue-Eyed White Dragon on his sorry ass
He summons the legendary blue eyes white dragon aND he destroys the alien ship, sending rhem both falling to the ground in a firey explosion, then out of nowhere his plane stalls and bin and the piolot are hurtling twirls the earrh.
Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)
>>451308
Grab the woman and parachute to safety.
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)
>>451308
Propose the girl in mid-air.
Bob proposes to his new friend and she accepts. Their plain crashes to the ground but the power of love pr9twcts them. You ARe now in the jungle.
>>452368
Make love to your new wife.
>>452401
Keep it sfw!!
>>452426
Then censor the naughty bits