CIV THREAD

>>447614
Can we be a human?(I hate myself)
In the mana wastes?(I really hate myself)

>>447625
>are you sure you wanna play a fallout ghoul civ?
because we can sure trade bottlecaps and cheap soda for swords and gems

>>447614
centaur
subterranean

>>447614
Harpies in canyonlands.

>>447641
This. Centaurs hardly get pick.

>>447641
>centaur
>subterranean
But how anon..how WOULD IT WORK?! WHY WOULD HORS GO TO THE UNDERDARK
>He just wants bathorses
>>447643
Now this..this is a suggestion

>>447646
welp 2 for Bathorses

>>447632
Yep.

Whats the worst that could happen? (+1 death flag)

>>447647
i just wanted something weird

Man it's a tie between bat hors and gho..Err regular people deciding to settle a mana wasteland

>>447643
>>447614
This.

>>447655
I'll change my vote to bathhouses.

To the underdark!

close race

>>447672
>LETS DO THIS!!
>>447673
Actually hors won

never mind

>>447676
my auto update is a little behind

>WOOO
>this is a strange one, centuars and they're underground... but IT'LL DO.
>Ok i wrote up a perk list pick one so we don't get murderfucked by FBs
>We're really Drow allong
Somehow you have spider bottom halves, and all the perks that come with being horse sized man spiders.
>I think the little ones retarded
We gain a worker cast in the form dog sized horse with the hands of men but the heads of a dog
>Welcome to the underdark
Start with Drow relations through the roof and unique events

>>447676
My body is ready.

>>447686
>Welcome to the underdark
YAY! Other sylvans!

>>447691
Thats 1 vote for WttU
Come on I know you other anons are here.

>>447686
>Welcome to the underdark

>>447686
I'd go with "We're really drow all along."

The Drow centaur?

>>447695
>No we'd be Driders actually

Oh boy! just 1 more.
>Just humor it.
Also are these captchas weird tonight or is it just me?

>>447702
it hasnt asked me to do one yet

>>447686

>Welcome to the underdark

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>>447704
You're lucky
>So i'm just gonna start now
"So we'll have you and your tribe's support for our next raid right?" A scantily clad drow diplomat patiently waiting for your response.
You are Brighton, The tribe chief, you have led your brave warriors into the underdark just 2 years ago; since then you've fought and bled just to find a place to rest the foals at and made friends with the native Drow. Your drow neighbors have been nothing but kind to you, offering to let you live with them but you'd rather respectfully kept your distance, except in times of war,when the surface dwellers try to invade what is your the reaction is swift, Drow and Carvataur(an attempt at further distancing yourself from your surface kin) fighting to repel them, that is until today when the Drow approached you with an opportunity.
It is up to you and the Council how to proceed.
>Pop: 420
>stockpile: various weapons looted and made, enough booze to last awhile, food isn't a problem what drow don't eat they'll give to us, and a whole planet's worth of rock to build with.
>Military assets: Random Drow horsefuckers, Carvataur warriors, Carvataur archers.
>Ok how this works is that the council will debate in the next course of action/ or voting, our current options is
>Discuss the drow offer
>blindly accept offer
>Deny the offer,politely,
>Deny the offer,rudely,
>accept the offer.

>>447726
>Discuss the drow offer

>>447726

Discuss, need more info. Who are we raiding and why?

>>447726
>Discuss the drow offer

>>447729

Also ask if they have any info on the enemy numbers, what support we can expect from them. etc. Cover all the bases.

>>447726
>Discuss the drow offer

Honestly, it could be a benefit for us all to keep some distance in our living quarters and having different laws. But a military alliance is assuredly the wisest course of action for now. We need some peace and quiet for a bit to get our heads on strait and figure things out.

Discuss.
Intel never hurt us.
Yet.

>>447726
>Discuss the drow offer
What exactly would we be agreeing to?

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>>447728
>>447729
>>447730
>It's nice to know anons aren't murderhobos
"What kind of support do you expect us to give? also who are we raiding? Do you actually know anything about this enemy?" The drow looks at you as if it was expecting this "Well of course Great Lord Brighton, we Drow of the Peniarian underdark pride ourselves on info collection." She beams before reaching into her robe. "Here it is all the data we've collected so far." You grab it and take a gander. the raid is on a small Alliance village. "Just who are the Alliance?" you ask. The drow says in a practiced voice "The Alliance are a loose collection of overworlder races, don't worry we'll take those weakling down." The drow winks at you. She pulls out another scroll,grabbing it with one hand you open it with the other. "The Alliance to restore the Kingdom or just The Alliance is the renates of The mighty Kingdom, it includes 3 races, Humans,cyclopi, and fae. Their power been weakening in the area and the ruling drow have decide a raid is in order. Incase you were wondering." honestly you didn't even notice she was talking. The Drow looks at you "That should be enough to sate your hunger right?"
You look at the scrolls in your hand the intel they include are: unit details practically a full description of the Drow army, a plan that must have taken months of planning , and a fact sheet on the opponent. You can tell they did their research. You can
>talk some more with the Diplomat
>ask some questions about stuff
>Get down to business.

>>447755
do we have the enemy numbers

>>447755
I am a very focused murder hobo.

Anyway let's question 'em on loot and land allocation.

How are we splitting this?

>>447759
The drow diplomat turns to the council member "Don't worry sir it's a small garrison of 40 soldiers."
>>447761
"Of course any loot you take is yours and land..err this is an overworlder settlement." she looks at you then back to the councilmen "err if you want you can have the settlement, we'll just come visit sometime."

>>447766
and how many are they bringing

>>447772
The drow looks as if you've insulted it "If you think we're gonna use you as mere cannon fodder your wrong, We'll be bringing a whole Drow Battalion, you're simply the heavy infantry we don't have, plus the spiders we'ren't to keen on leaving the underdark without some form of sacrifice to their gods "THE GREAT DOGAR AND KAZON!!!"" The drow takes a seat and shakes her head in shame.

>>447782
no offence too you, I just need to know how many we need to bring to destroy such a small force.

>>447782
OK this sounds legit I'm good with helping wreck some filthy overworld scum.

>>447782
its time to get down to business. we should prepare our war-bands and send our own men to scout as well not just the village but the surrounding area as well. its suspicious that they would send a whole battalion for just 40 men.

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>>447787
>>447788
>RANDOM EVENT!!
"You're laughing I bet, Drow without spiders." She says mockingly "We're failures, the whole lot of us." she's taking this whole "no spider calvary" thing pretty hard. "The truth is without the spiders we're just.." she shakes her head and starts crying "WE'RE JUST ELVES WITH BLUE.." "Black" you quickly correct her "BLACK SKIN" she screams into a conveniently placed pillow. what should you do, the Drow diplomat is wetting your favorite pillow his her salty evil tears.
>comfort her
>kick her out
>literally kick her out
>do something else?

>>447794
>comfort her

>>447794
Comfort them

>>447794
comfort her we need a wifu

>>447794
>comfort her
this is hard for me to do because i dont trust drow even if there allied with us.

>>447794
>comfort her
Don't touch her tho, drow women are scary.

>>447807
>>447806
>>447796
>Yes I knew you anons wouldn't let me down.
You pick the quivering pile of tears up and set her down on your bed you see her ears pick up "What are we gonna do on the bed great lord?" shes trying to hide the grin from her face.
What do you do? the council men have left your home but you can feel them, cheering you on.
>acquire drow waifu
>Do nothing
>Cuddle hard
>give her a taste
>wait whats that?

>>447813
>wait whats that?
What's what? I said bot to touch her!

>>447813
>acquire drow waifu
cant deny a waifu

>>447813
>Give her a taste
pucker up fuck her up

>>447813
acquire drow waifu we need it we need it now!

>>447813
Acquire drow waifu.

And acquire inevitable free back knife.

>>447828
>>447824
>>447820
>Inb4 death

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>>447818
>oh boy anon just dodge the bad? end
>>447820
>>447821
>So I'm not sure if I should really write Horse elf smut BUT I'LL GIVE IT A TRY!!!
You work your hands into her robe,shes visibly grinning now. She wastes no time maneuvering her hands all the way down to your cock "I always wanted to be a cowgirl~" she says then licks her lips. Your hands have already found her rather small breasts,your not disappointed just...disappointed. She apparently finished her handjob,not that you cared or anything, "I'm ready big boy~" you look at the sight in front of you and laugh "Ahaha poor girl you're too small." i'm blue balling myself
She shakes her head "No thats impossible." she shakes her head again "Pussies stretch." she backs against you "Now put it inside me.". "but your chest..it's so small." she turns a bright red you didn't even know that was possible. "B-b-uh I thought we had something" she stutters out. You pat her chest "Thanks for the rub.get out." you point to the door.
>She's not leaving
>She runs out crying
>she attacks!

>>447831
that one hurt anons.I wanted to go full smut mode but before i get banned,
Is written smut allowed here like on /tg/ and /mlp//?

>>447831
Fuk Kin Rud. Drow woman would stab us.

>>447834
On one hand, rule 4 of /qst/ prohibits erotic role play. On the other hand I don't think anyone here would report you.

>>447831
>She's not leaving
Please

>>447831
>She not leaving

>>447834
As long as we still get to conquer destroy assimilate Idc.

She's not leaving.

>>447831
>>She's not leaving

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>>447841
>THAT'S ALL THE ENCOURAGEMENT I NEED TO WRITE ACTUAL PORN
"She's not leaving" You think to yourself. she's looking at you. "Do you think you can use me?" she's looking pretty evil right now, "Like i'm some toy to be tossed around?" she tackles you, "Are all elves this strong?" you asking hoping to knock her out of this mood. "Only the angry ones." The scariest part was how calmly she said that. Before you know it her shaved pussy is in your face, you eagerly lap at the muff as if it's the last drop of Bugmen's brew on the planet. You plunge your tounge into her depths,"tastes like..plump helmets." you think as your mouth is currently occupied. You flick the very beginning of her pussy, "You're not working hard enough!" she shouts grinding her ass into your face "I want you to drown in it." You get to work lapping away. Finally after what feels like hours you hear her climax before a warm fluid runs down your throat. You pick her off your face. "I guess you're not so bad after all." You simply stare at the would be assassin "So I assume you'll be coming back later?" She nods "Yep I'll be the official Drow ambassador don't worry." she winks at you before putting her robe back on. How many more times are you gonna have to do that?
>Drow ambassador gained
"Now what?" you think to yourself:
>Get ready for war
>think about what just happened
>Is that knocking at your door

>>447860
>I tried guys
well our poor centaur hero looks like he's got friends in high places now.

>>447860
>Get ready for war

>>447860
What is that knocking, knocking on my chamber door?

>>447860
>Is that knocking at your door?
(Who could that be??)

>>447860
Get ready for war.
Let's murder some stuff already.

>>447860
What's that infernal racket!

>>447863
>>447868
>>447870
>>447872
>I'll do both because I wanna explain combat mechanics alright.
You walk out your front door and look around "Uh, up here" you're face to face with a giant spider. You repress the urge to crush the being."Just follow me I have some business to attend to before we can talk." the spider nods and trails after you. You enter the council room to see they've gathered already, you quickly address telling them to prepare their clans or warbands(you have both) for battle, they waste no time with questions because they trust you completely. The giant spider throws a glance your way then goes back to looking at the floor. You walk back to your stone hut "Whatever it is make it quick, I'm suppressing the urge to kill something." The spider looks nervous before it begins to speak, "Hello I am *spider noises* I come wanting to speak with Lord Brighton." You look at the spider "I'm lord Brighton." It looks around as if trying to find away out "err I come wanting to know if you're gonna assist the Drow but it sound like you already said yes." "We the spiders of the underdark just wanted to warm you, Don't trust them." It scramble out as if it was gonna die. "Stupid spider doubting the Drow. we'll show them."
You dress yourself in armor and trot out to the plaza. If there was one thing you'd never trade it was how fast your people got ready for a battle.Over 100 fierce and anxious warriors armed with cheap swords and or axes already to shed blood in the name of RATM!!
You shout to your men to follow you and charge towards the drow staging grounds.
You probably looked quite intimidating running up the the drow army at full speed. The Drow didn't move as your army practically ran right into them. "So these are our allies" a drow wearing fancy armor walks up you, "You must be the leader of these savages." "Rude" you growl at the drow."Sorry it's just they look so vicious." the drow says before hanging it's head in shame. "So the raid..."

>>447888
this screams trap to me. not only are the drow apologizing but there also hanging there heads. also nice trips

>>447888
With all these drow shenanigans I'm starting to regret bathhouses.

>>447902
*Bathorses also how do we untrap our selves?

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>>447888
>KHORN HAS BLESS US
"The raid is in a bit sir." The drow commander explains "The rest of our forces aren't here yet."
You take a look around at the sea of drow with your centaurs wading through them like mighty gods of war. Some of your men have already taken a liking to the drow letting them ride them or literally crawling all over some like Migrog he has 4 drow fighting over who gets to sit where. All of a sudden the army starts moving, "Sorry the rest of the troops are here, let's go." The commander winks before running off to join her men at the front. It seems some of the drow archers have taken a liking to sitting on the back of centaurs. The battle hasn't even begun and already your ties are already strengthening. The whole army is running full tilt towards the cavern opening, You haven't seen the opening to the caverns in over 2 years but now it looks like a golden bright night. When the army makes topside it starts to curve, you think you hear orders being shouted and relayed between captains. "All units get into formation!" The blob starts to separate until several columns of troops remain. They start marching back towards the forest you traveled through. suddenly it makes sense why they wanted you. "I don't know BUT I've been told." Oh god they're singing while marching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
What did you do to deserve this..Several hour "Where there's a whip there's a way" Oh god you're singing it too. The army stops marching and singing thank the gods. The commander approaches you "ufufufu~ we at the raid site." she gestures to the city before you. "Are you ready?" she shakes her head while walking away "Of course he's ready." The drow start setting up camp "We have to wait for the infiltrators to open the doors, unless you can think of a way of opening the gate." Then the singing starts again.

>>447909
You think to yourself.one did she just ask her support to do there ob for them and there is one way.
>Propose your plan to the drow
>Let the damn infiltrators do their job
>start questioning them

>>447914
>>Let the damn infiltrators do their job
time to sleep

>>447920
You have a mental fight with yourself about if it was a really good idea to throw drow soldiers over the gate.
Then go to sleep in a tent set up by the drow to accommodate your size. "It's kinda cold"you hear a voice say, you squeeze your eyes tight. "He's asleep so I guess he won't mind." The heat of a 100 bodies snuggling against you wears at your mind.You hope they're really not doing what you think they're doing but if you open your eyes it'll just make it worst.
>Yeah what anon said I'm going to "sleep" I'll see you all tomorrow.

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>>447924
>alright Good morning anons
You rub the sleep out of your eyes as you pick a small sleeping drow soldier off of you. All around you the sounds of a camp waking up surrounds you. Yawns and and blurry eyes soldiers greet you as you walk towards the command tent, inside the commander "Darkwing Wright" greets you with a subtle good morning and a gesture. She looks at you, you slept in your armor so it's still no worse for wear, up and down, her eyes move slowly but with purpose. She takes a deep breath , collecting herself , you hear her mutter "What was it I was doing again?" as quietly as she said she was probably hoping you wouldn't hear her. You stare for a bit, your turn to look her over. standing at waist height with you the Drow commander is but a mere pebble to your mountain of a body, she's far skinnier than any creature in the underdark, but they make up for their lack in size and strength with pure agility. It wasn't a secret to you that the Drow are evil slaving beings that only respond to power but it didn't mean they were heartless and soulless. You are brought back from your thoughts with a chough, it seems the commander is back to her original self. "The infiltrators were successful and not only are the gates wide open but they told me that garrison is gone, instead of fighting 40 soldiers we have the privilege of fighting 4. Our intel was right, this backwater town of "Wittlewake" is rip for the picking." She picks up something off the ground, "This weapon is forged in the magma forges of the stonewall Dwarves" She hands it to you, A hammer made for your size. The commander looks back and forth wildly "Also don't question how I was hiding that under this desk." You weren't, you were too impressed with the weapon to notice how it shined a baleful light blaming it on a trick of the lamp's when no lamps were even in the tent. "So the gates open I'm justing waiting to make sure everyones up before we attack. What should you do
>Attend pre-battle service
>Wait until the attack starts
>Walk around and talk to people..err drow.

>>448338
>>Attend pre-battle service
good morning to you too

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>>448338
>I'll detail the infiltration because I need writing practice.
"It is 07 hours before the battle commences" a shadowy figure comments. A drow spy/infiltrator/assassin is a thing to be feared, with natural camouflage in the form of darker skin and a even more lithe form than that of wood or even ,the Hel'goda, the race that all elves owe their bloodlines to. "we have one mission, open the main gate." several figures start jumping through trees and over the gate, with only a gesture, arrows from all angles pierce the guards. "step 1, kill guards, easy enough." the shadow moves to the levers in gatehouse "Step 2 open gate." the assassin pulls the lever "done and done" she figure remarks before joining up the the rest of the shadows moving along the rooftops.

>>448361
So anon did you eat breakfast?

>>448338
Walk around and talk to the drow.
Could learn something.

>>448373
no i got up 2 minutes before that comment

>>448373
now i have

>>448378
>>448361
>I'm just gonna combine these because ,walk and talk,
You walk out to the field and making idle conversation with neighboring drow, You're really just introducing yourself, a majority of the conversations you had just leave your mind but one stays with you. You met her actually walking towards you, the first drow to actually seek you out. She bowed respectfully "I am Midgeton Deraz, a pleasure to meet you" "Me Brighton me Carvataur chief." you smile hoping she got your joke, she didn't but she returns the smile "I'm came looking for you to tell you something." At this you make the classic i'm listening gesture, leaning down so your eye level with her then you put the side of your head to her mouth."This is not a normal raid, the people in there are "Heros" bless by the gods," You pick your head up "Wait that's not all, You can't die here, your people need you, us drow are walking to a slaughter, but it's something we do everyday, we're no stranger to having a whole battalion crushed." She hugs your head and rubs it lovingly. "Take care my little pony." "what did the hell did you just call me." the drow smiles "It was a joke hehehe." You look at her, giving her the cheesiest grin in the world. She turns and walks off, you take this as the signal to leave. You bump into a massive tent almost as large as an actual building, inside numerous soldiers are praying to the gods and a drow mage stands at the center stage "COME!! THE GREAT GOD KHAINE SPEAKS THROUGH ME!" she shouts excitedly, as if by chance a bright light starts to shine on you. "THERE HE IS!!! THE CHOSEN OF KHAINE" all the drow look back at you "Uh.. Hi" as if you said a marvalous before battle speech the drow are all cheering "Carvataur senpai noticed us...he said it he's so cool...I wanna have his babies" you hear coming from the crowd. suddenly they stop, the mage making a "go on" sign with her hand "uh." you shake your head "Let's get out there KILL SOMETHING!" you start shaking on instinct suddenly the drow are screaming "BLOOD FOR KHAINE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!" The drow are worked into a fury. What have you done And what are you gonna do
>If you can't beat em join em
>start the charge
>Are those wings on my back?

>>448427
Are those wings on my back?

Are...are we evolving.

We will now be known as Pegasus senpai.


Though fighting heroes?

We're in for a bad time.

>>448427
>>start the charge

>>448436
>We're in for a bad time.
I wasn't but now I am
>also only 2 people?
if so I'll just start combing choices

>>448438
>>448436
I got trips twice in the same thread.
>I LOVE THIS BOARD!!

>>448451
its good to have a op thats having fun

>>448438
>>448436
"YEP!!THIS IS WEIRD NOW" You gaze at the large bat wings on your bacK "HE'S CHOSEN!!" the drow took the wings as a good sign. While they're cheering whooping and hollering you give your wings an experimental flap, the gust knocks some of the more smaller drow(which is like kobold size). You heave your hammer named the "Killymasher" into the sky "AHH!" you roar into the skies. As if you've been flying for years you take off into the bright sky, for your first flight it's not that bad, the hammer was throwing you off balance thou. The drow waste no time charging after you weapons at the ready, it's time for battle.
>OK FINALLY PEOPLE, the battle system is beyond simple, because we can only control the MC, don't worry thou because that means by the power of plot armor you can practically do anything with a good enough roll
>Ok folks Roll a 2d20, a 20 or higher is passing, 40 is critsuccess, 1-10 are crit fails, and nothing higher than 10 but lower 20 is roll again territory.
You dive towards the blob of troops, already the screams of the innocent are being heard
>Find the heros
>LOOT AND PILLAGE
>do you hear that music playing?
>other(write in baby)

>>448495
>>other(write in baby)
cut of the innocents fleeing

>>448495
dice+2d20

Find heroes and do you hear music playing.

We need epic battle music for our hero killing

Rolled 20, 6 = 26 (2d20)

>>448495
Drats forgot to put it in options

Rolled 17, 1 = 18 (2d20)

>>448506
forgot to do it all together

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>>448508
>>448506
>>448511
>BARELY
>Oh boy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoqR9Bwx1Y
You notice that some of the innocents are escaping the drow forces, to bad you have wings or else they might have survived.You swoop in, crashing to the bodies knocking some down a figure appraches, "Hey!" you dive towards the figure, "That is no way to greet a new pal!" You your hammer it's so fast. Suddenly a burst of magic strikes you "That's your fault isn't it." you dive to the side. You finally get a look at your challenger, a small man wearing a winter coat. "Do you wanna have a bad time?" You roar in anger, "How dare you!" you over head smash the hammer but the man dodges outta the way "What you think i'm just stand there and take it?" He leaps outta your way again as you slam your hammer into the side of a building "You might wanna COOL it buddy, you're getting a bit HOTheaded." every word that comes out of this man-things mouth is insulting to your very core. You waste no time and decide to grab him, that he doesn't dodge. You start to scream as you crush the little man between your hands. "Behind yah buddy." he winks before an arrow almost strikes you, you throw him at the direction the arrow came from.He somehow rotates himself mid-air and is summoning up some powerful magic attack. You swear you can still hear him talking "I wonder why people never use their strongest attack first."
>Kill the innocents screw slaves
>aren't there 2 more heros
>Continue bad time

>>448532
Oh god that was fun to write.

Rolled 8, 14 = 22 (2d20)

>>448532
(We're boned)

Continue bad time
(I'm just gonna roll )

Rolled 15, 8 = 23 (2d20)

>>448532
>>aren't there 2 more heros

>>448571
>>448563
>Oh boy(not with those rolls we aren't)
>Music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBqSt15Vi0
Suddenly as if being slapped you remember that there are 2 more heros. You manage to dodge the massive magical attack just to have a glowing purple shield block a blast from behind, "Nice of you to join the party." you say to the mage. A large man charges you with a sword that rivals your hammer, "For Demacia!" he shouts as he's running at you. You parry the swing then lead up with a powerful gust from your wings. the mage lands by your side breathing hard, "I think I got one of them." *POP* "I guess I'm pretty good at my job huh." "IT'S THE LITTLE MAN!!!" You roar as you fly into a rage. Swinging your mighty hammer at the little man when the mage stops you with her arm,"Let me handle him, take on the big guy." As if on que the Knight gets back up "I fight for the light!" He charges, but four legs are faster than two and you dodge. A swift blow with the hammer will knock him out, you think. The Knight swings his massive blade at you once more, you flap your wings but it tags you in the left flank.
>Status:Twis a scratch
The plan is working as he is caught in your winds attack, throwing him off balance you hover over. "DIE SLAVE OF GODS!!" You smash your hammer down on the hero.
>Find the other heros
>help the drow mage
>

>>448706
I wonder if you anons are getting all the references?

>>448706
>find the other heros
>>448709
None at all

>>448706
Find more hero's to attempt to kill.
(I'm wrong undertale,league,tons of references I think I'm feeling reference burn out.)

Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d20)

>>448706
Find the other heroes and atempt to take them as slaves instead of killing them.

Rolled 7, 16 = 23 (2d20)

>>448709
Especially any women.

Rolled 17, 4 = 21 (2d20)

Oh ya rolling

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>>448724
>>448731
Oh man but it's so easy to just take em from something else.
>>448755
Oh boy
>Also ok tracking down more heroes
You leave the mage to her work as you go to track down the other heroes. simply go to where the fighting is thickest, you think to yourself. You crash through a small townhouse at you notice the scale of destruction around, the Drow obviously were only pretending to be civilized because once they were inside the town they went mad ransacking the place. Mobs of drow dragging away slaves and some even dragging them away while riding centaurs.
You head to where you hear the most destruction, amazingly in the largest mob of drow two fighters are holding the line. You notice the amount of townsfolk running away behind them. You begin to think should you shouldn't kill them. You charge into the mob of drow parting besides yourself like mighty glacier through the frozen south. You begin shouting orders "TAKE THEM ALIVE!!" and the drow start backing away as if you let you take them down. "The Honor is your's Lord Brighton." The drow commander tells you. The drow form a large circle around you and the two heroes.
>Your are fighting are a girl frost elf and a really big skaven.
>battletheme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pku4I9NIo9k
You charge the elf, best to knock her out first. The ratman charges you from the side with a large glave
>Dodge outta the way
>tackle the elf
>Other(write in)

Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d20)

>>448796
>Other(write in)
Take to the sky And have the heros knock into each other.

Rolled 15, 18 = 33 (2d20)

>>448796
Charge the elf.,(Tackle her)

(Let's see that 1)

>>448811
HIGHEST ROLLLLLL

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>>448811
>>448806
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pku4I9NIo9k
>sorry I had to eat lunch real quick
You continue to charge the elf but instead of tackling her you dash her against the ground then follow up with a flap of your wings to get airborne.The elf is starting to get back up, not for long, as you dive back down and swipe at her with your Mishmamer. The sound can only be described as a bonk as the elf goes flying to the crowd. She didn't even get 1 attack off, we must have killed the only heroes who could fight. You look at the skaven, he throws his hands up, "I surrender." he says peeking at you.
>Kill the rat bastard
>Uh wasn't this supposed to be harder?
>Take him prisoner

Rolled 13, 4 = 17 (2d20)

>>448907
>Uh wasn't this supposed to be harder?

>>448907
Kill him

Rolled 15, 1 = 16 (2d20)

>>448907
Uh wasn't this supposed to be harder.

At this rate the gods may as well send their avatars against us or something.

>>448907
>Kill the rat bastard
It's a nasty skaven trick I tells ya!

Rolled 6, 10 = 16 (2d20)

>>448907
Kill the rat, take the elf chick as a prize.

Rolled 4, 16 = 20 (2d20)

>>448940
Grab the elf chick, Kill the rat, Insult their gods

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>>448921
>>448920
>>448917
The skaven looks at you like you're insane, "wha- what do you mean?" he stutters out. "I mean this was SUPPOSE TO BE A CHALLENGE!!" You roar to the crowd of drow. You swing your hammer when a skeletal dragon head blocks your execution. No! it be, "LITTLE MAN!!", the man looks over to you "The name's sans, Nice to meet yah." You're getting angry again. "Sans! about time you show'd up." The rat man speaks, you silence him for good with a good stomp, "Not so fast bud." "The man summons another one of those heads to block your swing. "So are we gonna fight or what?" he asks in a bored voice.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNLy67ihY4
>>448953
>>448940
>>448921
>I'm counting every single roll buds
You throw your hammer at him, "I DON'T NEED WEAPONS, I WILL USE MY HATRED TO KILL YOU!" You run at him fangs bared.
>Retrieve your hammer
>RIP AND TEAR
>Start throwing drow at him(they're literally everywhere)

Rolled 18, 12 = 30 (2d20)

>>448965
Rip and tear!
(I can feel our sins crawling on our back)
(Here comes the crit failure)

>>448975
>A FEW MORE LIKE THESE AND WE'LL WIN FOR SURE

>>448975
It seems rngesus is waiting for the right time to screw me

>>448975
You go, girl!

>>448965
>RIP AND TEAR
That's what you horses do, right?
Sincerely, a cervitaur

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>>448975
>Oh boy looks like you're carrying us.
You run at sans delivering a swift chop with your hand, "Woah buddy you almost got me that LIME." the little man suppresses a snicker. You give a full horse kick, "I bet those days at the track did a number on you Seabreeze." His eyes start to glow a deep blue, you feel yourself rise but your wings aren't flapping, your whole body is outlined by contrasting blue and purple. The drow start mobbing sans while he's focused one you,"NO HE'S MINE!" you roar before falling to the ground "GET OUTTA MY WAY!" you charge through the drow mob and deliver a flurry of blows and chops to what you think is sans,"Missing someone?" he hear his stupid voice and feel a weight on your back. "Nope stuck up here" you try twisting your back and trying to shake him off. You flap your wings a few times "Ah. I think it's nap time" then you hear snoring on your back
>Sans captured?
>continue to try to kill him
>alright enough of this
>what about the ratman?

Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)

>>449004
Enough of this we must awaken our true power.
(This is arguably the worst time to screw up)

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d20)

>>449004
Kill him some more

>>449012
Crit fail.
R.I.P

>>449010
I BACK THIS! WE ALL DO!

>>449010
> we still have one more roll.

Rolled 9, 17 = 26 (2d20)

>>449061
If no one else rolls we can use this one.
(I'm feeling more and more bad omens)

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>>449081
>>449010
>>449012
>let's see 22 + 26 + 2 = 50.
>hmm alright enjoy the brutal slaughtering of Sans[spoilers]it's just ketchup guys.[/spoilers]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE
You have had enough, snatching sans off you back with a brutal swipe of you hand."Huh." he's still half asleep,"Time to die comedian." you finally get deliver your own one-liner. You dash his head against the ground then throw him into the air ; you flap your wings and fly into the air. You give no respite as you dive upon him cracking his ribs. No noise comes from him, "Is that all?" you ask back up off him. "Not one-bit buddy," you grin to yourself of course. "taste Gaster Blaster, you megalomaniac." Sans's face goes dark as more of the dragon heads ,Gaster Blasters, he called them, appear around you. He's actually silent this time around, you have him in your clutches now. You give him a slap then using the momentum from the slap to throw yourself over to your hammer, he's still reeling from the slap when you follow up with an overhead smash from the hammer. "I have." a smash cracks from on his skull. "Had an enough of" A hard back leg kick smashes him through a nearby building. You crash through another building to find his body lying crumpled in a heap. "YOR STUPIDS PUNS!" you summon all of your strength to slam the hammer onto his head, obliterating it. You roar into the night Khorne will hear you. You march into the plaza where the drow sit surrounding the frost elf lass having torn the skaven the measly shreds already. "We save her for you." the drow begin to back away while a warrior brings the body of the elf to you. You think to yourself,what a strange battle these heroes are something fantastic, I think we lucked out with the massive outnumbering these might have been rookies, expect for that Sans guy, you have to give him credit he was pretty good at his job.
So what next you think while walking back to the underdark.
>Look over the loot
>Look over remaining military assets
>investgate the frost elf
>other(write in)

>>449390
1.Investigate frost chick.
2.Have her detained(so we can add her to the harem we must obviously build)
3.Loot
Military stuff later gold and wenches now.

>>449390
Frost chick

>>449416
This guy knows how it's done.

>>449390
Ded?

>>453024
Err i was waiting for some new replys

>>453054
Sorry, I just thought that 24 hours might have been long enough. and I'm sincerely sorry for sounding sassy.

>>453093
Why don't you help out,
>chose something i need at least 3

>>453095
>>449416
One,
>>449631
Two,
>>449925
Three. Also, I already voted, or did you think the matching trips was coincidence?

>>453095
Go for the first one

>>453095
Take the chick. Can't very well leave a hero to these meatshields, now can we? And she does seem like she'd make a decent wifu.

>>454315
GODDAMNIT!!!!
ok fine I'll learn don't worry
DAMNT DAMNT DAMNT
does it work now?

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>>454315
>>453582
>>453807
>>453152
>>449925
>>449631
>>449416
>OH WOW!!!
Brighton scrambled from his place on top of the skeleton to besides the elven girl in a second. "Back off you parasites!" Brighton roars to the mob of drow. the drow were drawing sticks to see who would house her anyway, "here he comes...the chosen*gasp*" Brighton placing his hammer in the dirt addresses the crowd "Here.I think I have the biggest stick." Brighton proudly exclaims. A drow speaks out of the crowd "But it was the smallest stick get to.." it's mouth is covered by a hundred hands. The mighty Carvataur chief wades through the ocean of drow, gently pushing them aside, in the middle laid his prize. Easily picking up the elven girl Brighton begins to examine her much to the displeasure of every drow there "she's just a blue version of us..he has all the blueberry he needs... I swear if he choses her I'll barf..." and other snide comments coming from the crowd. taking The girl is petite and frail, you grab her bow from off her back, "Hehe outta arrows", remarking to her empty quiver. Heaving her onto your shoulder you take flight back to the cave ,your warriors were probably helping carry back loot, you think putting aside any "dark" thoughts besides that you can't help but wonder if 100 centaurs were enough to take on a whole battalion? more than enough, you'd bet. Arriving ahead of the army you trot over to your hut, tribespeople already congratulate you on the new wings, "Yeah they're a little hard to use underground but i can't show you right now ." you tell a small foal who wanted to see you fly, you also motion to the elf on your back, the foal makes a rod A into hole B gesture with his hands then walks off laughing. Arriving at your quaint home in the underdark you can't help but feel that this is the safest place for you. Smelling a sweet scent coming from the kitchen you set the frosty on a bed mat, letting her sleep it off. Checking the kitchen you see a rather familiar drow,"You didn't think I wouldn't have dinner ready for my big man and for dessert~" It's the drow ambassador and she made you a feast. "They call me Ardulice." you realize that she never did tell you her name.
>Eat dinner
>Show "wife?" the captive
>Skip to dessert

>>454376
>oh man those choices
>Here are some alt choices because i'm bad at life.
>Look over the loot
>Tend to the one wound you got
>actually do something productive(write in)

>>454376
Eat dinner, "desert" with the drow, show my wifu the captive and explain that from now on she has to share.

Oh and we should probably make sure this place is secure so that the elf doesn't run away, huh?

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>>454450
You take a look at the feast set up on the table, "I'm so hungry could eat a horse." She laughs "So could I~" she spins her finger to her cheek. "Aren't you gonna join me?" You ask Ardulace, she shakes her head no. "It's all for you, it's about a horse's weight I think..." she taps her head. You simply nod, it's not like she poisoned it or something, right? right!. You grabbed a handful of plump helmets, mmm steamed, you think while shoveling it into your mouth. Lacy grabs the empty bowl and replaces it with a plate of meat "Jabber tripe, the best cut." she winks. Tastes like chicken as you tear into the plate,"this sauce is great." you tell her. she bows and grabs you a goblet of domedien spider wine, "here take a sip of this." You grin, if she were poison you now's the time. Sipping the wine, you feel as if a bunch of spiders are crawling down your throat. "It feels weird huh? that's normal." she assures you. You put the goblet down, you're not struggling for breath but it's rather uncomfortable to sit. You look under yourself, yep thats a boner, you muse to yourself. "I would think I would take more than 1 drink for it to kick in.". The only thing worrying your right now is how you're gonna eat with this boner. "I guess dinner's over." Lacy says magicking the food away. "Now down to business." she taunts. This is happening whether you like it or not. Lacy slides under you, you can feel her tongue working it's magic as her fingers work the shaft, "Oooo~" you can't help but moan. "Does my lord like it when I lick it like this." she teases the tip more, if only you could see her. grabbing her from under you, you carry her to the bed. The bed made to accommodate 2 full size centaurs leaves more than enough room for you to toss her on it, *pomf* "What are we gonna do on the bed~" You bite your lip hard suppressing an "everything." comment. You're lying on your back now, a much better view of her pussy, you think. She mounts you again, "Fitting that this position is called cowgirl." You hear the joke but don't get it. You see her mouth your cock and suck on it, you place our hands on her purple cheeks trying to pull her pussy to your mouth but you're lacking in leverage. "Aww, your so sweet." she says "Don't worry I'll make us both feel good." Lacy says before turning around. You could she her face when she slammed herself onto your horse cock, you attacked with gusto, going in and out of her tight hole to the primal rhythm of the earth, Her face was the picture of pleasure with sweat running off her brow and her tongue lolling to the side. She didn't fighting you when you pulled her face down to your's locking hips as you pounded away. Either the kissing or the sound of the bed actually shaking brought you to the edge. Flaring inside her you let loose a whinny then thrust as deep as you could. Her eyes were rolling into the back of her head now. She hugged herself close to your body, snuggling into your horse fur. "GG no re" she whispered.

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>>454815
>>454450
>I GOT HARD GUYS HELP, THIS SHOULDN'T HAPPEN, It's like getting hard at the thought of your daughter getting railed by her boyfriend.
>I'm not even done writing.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86vMDu5tv8
>It goes along, promise.
You shake your head, without the presence of a star, it was impossible to tell what time it was in the underdark. Your lover in still clinging to your under belly, getting off the bed, gently you place her between your wings and go to check on the prisoner, or you would if you didn't trip over while she was creeping around. "Enjoying the place?' you ask while she scoots her back against the wall, she shakes her head in response to your question. "Well this is your home now, Welcome to the Underdark!" you make a face and hook your arm around her, "Let me show you around!"
>Party:
>Lacy: female drow, asleep
>Frost elf: Female, scared
>Brighton: Horse person, hyped
>Show your new elf around the place
>other(write in)

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>>454892
>Oh wait, I railroaded so hard that there's only one course of action to take, sorry lol.
You set her on the between your wings, Lacy gazing sleepily at her "who's the new girl?" she asks. You keep trotting along while the two get to know each other. You walk up to a very estudios looking drow, "I would like to register my slave please." the drowling takes out a form and pen, "Sign here and here, then wait to be seen." take a look at the form in your hands, "Hello and thank you, registering your new slave with the Drow Recovery Services, however before you get your official drow tags you must signature that your are both able to house the slave(if not housing will be made available) and if you can afford to feed the slave(if not low quality slave feed can be ordered for 10 gold a moon cycle)" "So basically whenever they feel like it, you can't even see the Sun." you quietly remark. You take another look at the document before signing it "Lord Brighton" your penmanship wasn't to shabby. "Thank you, your tags will be forged then mailed to you, expect them in 3 to 4 days." "That's fast." you say before thanking the drow and dragging your captives outside. You start talking about all the gun things you were gonna do. As a foal you never had a lot of friends so now that you had such an attractive pair of friends you were gonna enjoy them to the fullest.First on your stop was the tribal blacksmith; Ores were everywhere in the underdark and the drow weren't gonna be greedy with their "New friends~". With a little fire magic, iron weapons for everyone wasn't just a pipe dream anymore, every warhorse was barded and heavily armored. Now you weren't here to outfit your slave with heavy armor. You nudge her "Tell him you want arrows." She opens her mouth then closes it again and walks over to the smithorse. She hesitates then whispers something in the smith's ears, then perk up at whatever she said and you take the smile spreading on the smith's face as a good signal. "The lass said she wants ice arrows. Should I give em to er?" He's asking you , you realize. Nodding yes he grabs a few arrows out of something, "Now missy ice arrows have to be frozen and enchanted, it's gonna take awhile." he goes to give her a fresh quiver of normal arrows but you stop him, "Hehe you're right, probably don't want her puttin holes in yah." he throws the quiver in a corner.Your party walks out confused as to why you went in there in the first place, you hear lacy make comment "You don't actually make ice arrows outta water." but who cares Glowborus's ice arrows have frozen a great many enemies. The next place on your list was in the outskirts, overlooking a deep chasm. "Well this isn't your average everyday darkness this is advanced darkness." Lacy says trying to make a joke.
>Go explore the deep chasm with your waifus
>turn back
>Other(write in)

>>456753
Explore

>>456753
Explore

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>>457161
>>457275
>He does it again everyone! He's went and literally written himself into a hole.
Normally the chasm is alive with the sounds of the various creatures that make up the fauna of the deep deep underground where not even you go. The only way down is a carved stair case, you'd be cautious but it was carved into pure bedrock. Carrying both elves in your burly arms, you begin descend the decrypt staircase. Torches on either side of the stair provide a tunnel of light, shielding you from whatever horrors lie beyond their orange light.
You finally reach the end of the tunnel,
>Listen to this I swear it fits:
As if by chance a large glowing creature flies, over head lighting up the cavern, "ahh the chasm is but a doorway.", Lacy says pointing above her. The roof has luminance fungi and numerous glowing insects, "For us drow this place is considered the wilderness of the Underdark." She gocks at the senery, "Its not everyday..." you hear her whisper. Strangely the frost elf just gazes around silently, she's as amazed as you are. You look around, there are no shortage of tunnels and passageways to go down, it would be really easy to get lost down here.
>Follow the only source of noise
>Turn around
>Go down one of the many silent tunnels
>just investigate the area around the enterance

>>458328
Explore area around entrance, it wouldn't do to get into a bad situation while traveling with our new slave