Two great warriors are facing off in a legendary showdown! Unfortunately, the two are evenly matched. Help the warrior of your choice defeat his foe by giving him equipment and abilities!
Roll 30 or higher on 1d50 for your suggestion to be drawn (poorly, but drawn nonetheless)
Rolled 22 (1d50)
for sicc ninja flip or something
Rolled 19 (1d50)
In an attempt to get the ball rolling (and to give me something to do) I roll to imbue the Ninja's sword with fire, and to imbue the Samurai's Naginata with water.
Rolled 40 (1d50)
>>444873
Orbital Bombardment
Rolled 1 (1d50)
>>444873
Theres not one ninja but TWO ninjas
>>444904
The Gods themselves have decided to participate in the battle, calling forth a rain of meteors from the sky! Both combatants will be killed when they land 3 pictures from now if they do not gain some way to defend from this divine intervention.
>>444910
Critical Fail!
The Ninja tries to use magic to create a clone of himself, but unfortunately, his slept through this lesson during ninja training, and accidentally cloned his opponent as a result!
>>444927
they all work together to blow up the rocks or something
>>444939
The warriors decide to momentarily put aside their differences to deal with the more important task- the meteors.
Through the power of prayer, they are able to convince the Gods to once more intervene, and save their lives.
Rolled 50 (1d50)
>>444966
The samurai have their back to the ninja, backstab!
>>444978
Critical Hit!
Taking advantage of the Samurai's inattentive state, the Ninja strikes like lightning, killing the Samurai's clone in an instance! However, the original Samurai quickly turned to defend himself, and is keeping the Ninja at bay for now.
Rolled 3 (1d50)
>>444996
Everyone has a stroke
Rolled 23 (1d50)
Samurai goes Super Saiyan
Rolled 35 (1d50)
>>444996
Ninja smoke bombs
>>445377
Suddenly, the Ninja throws down a smoke bomb, shrouding the entire battlefield in darkness. Unable to defend himself from an enemy he cannot see, the Samurai is cut down, and the battle is finished!
Ninja Wins!
>>445521
/thread
Rolled 13 (1d50)
but the samuria comes back as a zombie
Rolled 34 (1d50)
>>452589
i have nothing else to do with my time, re roll
roll
samurai returns as a harmuai
Rolled 14 (1d50)
rolling for old Godzilla stomping around Tokyo town
>>452878
Rolling for him to come back as a Zombie head and for it to be just like Samurai Zombie Nation
Rolled 25 (1d50)
>>453092
fuck