your move
>>4400
Unlock the prison door for X to exit.
>>4400
[unzips dick]
>>4412
you lack a key
x continues to stare at you dejectedly
>>4441
Quads
>>4441
Try to find a guard to stole the key from.
>>4441
Look around the prison and find a guard
>>4451
>>4454
you spot a prison guard
he was kind enough to let you see x in exchange for oral sex
he looks strong
what will you do?
Rolled 2, 5, 1, 4, 5 = 17 (5d7)
>>4484
youve subdued the brawny guard and liberated a key
action?
>>4492
Swallow the key and exit the prison
>>4492
Go back to X and free him.
>>4500
you are standing in a weedy field outside of the prison
waiting in the distance is square, x's lover waiting for his release
you recall he promised to pay a lot of money to free x
what will you do?
>>4525
Take the money from Square and tease him by saying X will never be free
>>4525
Tell them you got the key, but they'll have to work for it.Cue scene of Square diving down your throat for the key.
>>4528
roll for mugging
>>4536
roll for seduction
Rolled 5, 2, 4, 7, 6 = 24 (5d7)
>>4537
Rolled 7, 4, 2, 1, 7 = 21 (5d7)
>>4544
>>4555
you accidentally killed him
you made sure to take his wallet and tease him about x afterwards
right now youve beat up a guard and killed a man literally outside of the prison
you might be in a little trouble
>>4565
he looks unaroused
Rolled 2, 6, 7, 1, 2 = 18 (5d7)
>>4577
We go underground, literally.
Rolled 3, 7, 7, 3, 5 = 25 (5d7)
>>4577
Run back to the prison and turn yourself in
>>4582
you begin to tunnel to escape justice
your girly hands hurt but you press on
you dig to a rock that just crumbles away and fall forward
>>4595
you are now in x's cell
he looks surprised
Rolled 7, 5, 6, 5, 3 = 26 (5d7)
>>4620
Disjoint our arm, suppress our gag reflex, and retrieve the key from our stomach, open the door.
Last post for me, interesting Quest.
Rolled 4, 1, 4, 5, 5 = 19 (5d7)
>>4620
Ask X whhy he ended up in prison.
>>4629
you successfully disjoint your arm and dont puke
however your arms are too short despite trying your damnedest
when x asks what the fuck your doing, you explain you have the key in your stomach
>>4641
x was known as the disembowler before he was caught
>>4629
oh, and thanks for playing and keeping me entertained for a while
enjoy your day, friend
>>4661
Check inventory.
Yahallo
>>4674
dirt and rocks and crumbled bricks
>>4739
offer thirst quenching and worm-filling dirts to X
>>4751
roll for hospitality
Rolled 5, 2, 5, 1, 1 = 14 (5d7)
>>4739
Dig another tunnel and tell X to go through it, we don't need to open the door anyway, and we don't want him to see square's corpse.
Rolled 2, 6, 5, 6, 2 = 21 (5d7)
>>4755
>>4762
x is a wide sturdy sonofabitch
you are a twiggy line
it would take hours or days to dig a tunnel for x
>>4772
you use your good arm to shove dirt and worms down x's throat
he dies
Rolled 6, 7, 6, 2, 2 = 23 (5d7)
>>4788
scavenge X
>>4795
you retrieve the dirt and worms
also i dont understand your pictures, firend
Rolled 2, 4, 7, 3, 7 = 23 (5d7)
>>4802
Eat a worm, X was an ungrateful son of a bitch anyway.
>>4824
you eat the fuck out of that worm
it wiggles around in your throat and causes you to puke
the key for the cell youre in is and the ground now
the guard you subdued earlier is making noises
Rolled 5, 2, 3, 7, 1 = 18 (5d7)
>>4852
break the femur of X, use it as club
>>4857
x doesn't have a femur
Rolled 7, 4, 1, 3, 3 = 18 (5d7)
>>4852
Lock the guard in the cell.
>>4867
you exit your cell and drag the soon-to-be-conscious guard onto your vomit puddle
you lock the cell door
you have a pocket full of stolen money, the blood of two lovers on your hands, and the semen of the fat guard on your teeth
where will you take your life now?
>this was fun dudes, thanks for hanging out
>im gonna go play league or something now
>i might come back to this thread later but probably not
>see you maybe
how do i roll?
>>4923
nvmd i'm retarded
Rolled 1, 3, 5, 5, 1 = 15 (5d7)
>>4909
Well then, goodbye. If you ever come back, exit the prison and check your surroundings.
>>4923
>How to roll dice: "dice+2d6" without the quotes in the email field rolls 2d6. "dice+5d42+23" rolls 5d42+23. "noko+dice+2d6" rolls 2d6 without showing the roll in the email field.