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Ok, I’m going to try something today to see how it works out. This is more of a test run to see how things go, so I may or may not do it again in the future. Also, if this becomes more trouble than it is worth, then I’m shutting this down and never doing it again. Without further ado, welcome to New User Quest!
You have just turned 13, and its time you start exploring the internet outside of Youtube or Freeforums. You’ve hear your stupid older brother say something about 4chan once or twice to his friends so that seems like a good place to start.
Now that you are at the home page what will you do?
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Post on /gif/ about how much you hate chocolate milk.
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Go to /qst/ and post on the New User Quest thread "HELLO BOYS, FISTER98 HERE"
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>>42991
>>43028
What is /gif?
What is /qst/?
You find yourself thinking these things, but you do not know them.
You do see a list of links to places on the site, so maybe one of them hold the answer.
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>>43073
Ah, I'm sorry, I meant the board "Quests" that's where you post it.
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Go to LGBT and realize you're a tranny
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>>43073
Click Adult Gif.
Then click the "Post" button at the top.
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>>43108
Second.
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>>42972
Lurk for a year.
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>>43102
No. You are 13 and you have no interest in making changed to your sexuality.
>>43108
Tempting, but you are on the family PC and you see that board is NSFW.
One day, one day.....
>>43087
You see a board called Quests, maybe that is the place to go?
>>43132
NO!
You are 13 years old and smart enough to not need to lurk.
You arrive at Quest, now what.
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>>43199
Start a new thread, name it "hALLO GUISE I AM MALCOLM2003 BUT I AM VERY MATURE FOR MAH AGE Xd"
The image will be a photo of Club Penguin.
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>>43199
Scroll down.
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>>43254
You are 13, not 12.
You have out grown Club Penguin as of 17 hours ago and push this thought out of your head.
>>43257
You start to scroll and can't make heads or tails of what's going on. It's nothing like the forums you've used before. everyone is talking about different things and you don't understand any of it.
You think that maybe you should try a different board.
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I guess I should have said it sooner, but I do not plan on getting banned, so at least try to suggest things that don't break the rules.
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>>43704
Go on /b/ and get some of that sweeeet loli
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>>43748
Something tells you that /b/ is not a place you want to go on the family computer.
Nor are you interesting in seeing pics of lolis since that is every girl in your class.
You take the time to start to make notes of the users on 4Chan so that you can remember what they are like.
You continue to ponder what your next action should be.
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Keep track of me
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>>43840
go back to the homepage, you think you saw a technology board
could be a cool place to learn how to be a cool hacker
find out what the board is called
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>>43863
You suddenly remember that you are behind on Agents of SHEILD. You quickly open Hulu and start to catch up.
Wait, no, the main guy is called Phil Colson, not Phil Collins.
>>43926
You plan to return to the homepage after you finish this episode.
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>>43948
think about how cool windows 10 is (just look at that sleek black design, it's so hacker-like!). When you finally get around to that technology board, you hope to find people discussing windows 10.
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You finish the episode and return to the 4chan homepage to click on the link to technology.
>>44000
You don't see any discussion about Windows 10.
Then again, the horrible layout of 4chan isn't helping.
You can't understand any of the conversations and it's as if only a few of these posts are about the same topic.
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>>44375
Try to ask these guys why they're not talking about Windows 10, which is the most hacker operating system.
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>>44389
Click the catalog button, that probably does something, and it's right next to a search box.
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>>44389
scroll down and "notice" the stupid questions thread and press reply (surely you can start communicating this way) and ask for help about navigating
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>>44424
You want to ask someone, but you don't know who to ask.
>>44453
You try hitting the catalog button and- HOLY PINK PORN STAR NIPPLE!
This is way easier to navigate!
You wonder why this isn't the default setting for the site.
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>>44534
You enter the stupid questions thread.
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>>44613
scroll to bottom looking for a way to communicate, press post a reply
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>>44613
Look for a post button, type asking for tips on how to use the site.
Don't forget to set your name.
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>>44654
Ask "how to shot screen?"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>44664
rolling for name to be Naruto_2003
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We don't know it yet but if our current behavior is a good indicator, we are one of the best newfags of all time.
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>>44664
Let's use the username that we always use, xXx_aWEsoMsUaCE_420.
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>>44654
>>44664
Yeah, that's your whole reason to come to this board.
Learn about windows 10 and hacking.
You start typing your post when you stop dead in your tracks.
Every post is made by Anonymous.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!
The whole thread is this fag trying to get attention by trying to trick people into thinking he is more than one person. Well, you've got the last laugh since you're not falling for it!
You make plans to revisit this board later, but for now it is best you leave to fine a place where there is more than one person posting.
>>44692
>>44714
You realized that you haven't setup an account yet.
You'll wait till later to do that.
Email verification is a pain in the neck.
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Ok, let's try this again.
Maybe we'll find a good board with more than one person this time.
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>>44944
Video Game Generals as in War Generals?
Maybe they talk about FPS games!
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>>44944
based on our superhero interests we decide to visit Comics and Cartoons
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>>44944
Why don't we go into one of those "popular threads"?
That weapons one might be cool.
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>>45009
You go into that weapons thread.
Seems like people are talking about the kinds of weapons they carry.
That one with the knifes looks cool maybe you should comment on it.
This will be your first post on 4chan, so you should say something nice that won't get you in trouble.
>please type out response word for word.
>include quote or there will be no quote
>if there are no posts that won't get me in trouble, then board will be abandoned again
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>>45113
"Sick fuccin' weapon, my man."
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>>45113
"That knife is pretty neat. I like knives, do you like knives or are you pretending you do?"
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xXx_Naruto_420 (ID: !!nodMTCACid6)
2016-05-02 23:42:34
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>>45148
It is done.
You have made your first post on 4chan and you feel empowered.
Now what?
Do you go to a new board or explore this one?
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>>45255
Go to a new one
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>>45255
Let's go to /co/.
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We go onto /pol/
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xXx_Naruto_420 (ID: !!nodMTCACid6)
2016-05-02 23:49:15
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>>45285
>>45289
You leave the weapons behind to go to /co/.
What thread do we enter?
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>>45255
wait for response, this positive comment of ours must have grown our epeen a bit
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>>45329
You may also cross link a thread if there is one you don't see but want.
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>>45329
super man does nothing wrong one in order to tell everyone that their opinions don't matter since Marvel comics are the only ones that matter
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>>45329
The transformers thread, obviously. Transformers will never die as long as xXx_Naruto_420 is it's number 1 fan.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>45357
>>45362
>>45336
Since there is prospect of revising threads to check in on old posts, I want to make it 100% clear that I will not tolerate people jumping in a thread just because we visit it.
If that does happen, then I will ignore all suggestions that lead to screen shots with 4th wall breaks or anything like that.
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>>45468
>tfw you need to find a way to do this without attracting the company war sensitive janitor.
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xXx_Naruto_420 (ID: !!nodMTCACid6)
2016-05-03 00:09:43
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>>45336
You make a note to return to check on your post later.
You can't wait to become popular.
>>45357
You quickly lay down the law on these DC drones and-
Great your brother is home.
You'll have to give up the computer.
You've done a lot today, and will eventually return.
Ok, calling it quits for now, but maybe I'll try this again soon.
I'm still trying to find a format the works for this kind of quest.
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this is the most autistic railroading dm I have ever seen. I am OUT
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>>45932
Yeah, but there since a lot of the posts were for stuff that would cause me to get in trouble, I fail to see how I could actually go through with them.
This really was just an experiment to see if it was even possible.
Anyway, it is such a great loss that one anon is unwilling to talk part in a quest that has already call it quits. I really don't know how I could ever do anything without your support.
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>>46735
you're insufferable
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>>45565
you're pretty decent, did you dolewdquests in the past?
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>>45113
what is that thread?
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