After a month hiatus, this quest is finally back!
RECAP: You are a scientist and created a form of life that once eats something can take the attributes from it.
Onet Rump is the name of your creation, who has pizza skin, a mustache and levitating mustaches.
Recently you have obtained another party member that is a ninja who (( is waifu material apparently )) worked for your rival Cool Dude, AKA Stalin.
Now, your a on a quest to kick Cool Dude's ass and make Onet Rump stronger!
Now that the introduction is over with. You are currently in your lab with your spider army, Onet and the Ninja. You receive an email from an unknown contact, how do you respond?
>>428474
send ninja in for reconnaissance in case its a trap
>>428416
Send ninja for recon while we see if there is anything we can do to upgrade Onut Ramp further.
>>428474
Ninja recon, then option 2
>>429403
>>429379
>>428616
You send out Ninja guy and your now left with Onet Ramp, your pizza skinned mustached creature who is patiently standing next to you. What would you like to do now?
>>429463
Go to the zoo and have Onut fight the animals like it's a pokemon tournament. Let's start with the petting zoo, first...
>>429505
You go outside to go to the petting zoo and you are confronted with an armored van and a person in riot gear in front of you and Onut.
"Listen here faggot, we found out about your experiments." They say.
Oh geez, what do you do now?!
>>429539
Get your lawyer on the line and sue them for harassment and discrimination.
As for Onut, while your creator is distracted...
kill them all, and bathe in their blood, FOR A RECKONING HAS BEGUN!
>>429552
Now it's you (( Well, Onet)) versus the riot officer! Onet has pizza skin, floating mustaches and has the ability to emit music some how. Use these skills to defeat your rude opponent!
And turns out you don't have a lawyer. . .
>>429586
Blast Nickelback at the cop at a setting where the brown note takes effect and he shits his pants.
Last post for me for tonight.
>>429619
You command Onut to blast Nickelback at the brown note level. The cop is slowly but surely becoming unsettled by the noise.
>>429677
now play the lavender town theme on high frequency so the cop commits suicide
>>429677
This is your chance!
Grab his batton and beat him up.
>>429677
Don't our floating mustaches turn those they affix to into lesser Onets?
>>429677
make onut eat the cop
also, what happened to the giant spider that was at the lab?