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You are a knight.
You are still on a quest.previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/8272/
character list: http://imgur.com/a/rUrrA
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>>41990
You are currently standing in OFFICE 21.
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>>42000
lick walls for secrets
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>>42000
Examine globe
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Welcome back, Hussie.
>>42000
SCRUTINIZE EMPTY BOOKSHELVES.
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>>42009
You don't see anything interesting.
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>>42135
Find Spain on globe
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>>42135
Try opening the globe, that's a thing that happens in them video games
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>>42135
>http://imgur.com/a/rUrrA
Smash the globe
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>>42215
It doesn't look like you can get it open.
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>>42089
Pull SECRET SHELF LEVER
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>>42303
Go to the control room
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>>42303
>>http://imgur.com/a/rUrrA
poke a hole in it
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>>42303
WHATS UNDER THE CHAIR???? something MUST to be under it. Right?
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>>42565
feel around inside for objects
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>>42516
Under the DESK is a WASTEBASKET.
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>>42774
Put the wastebacket on your head and pretend to be a bad guy.
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>>42789
You pretend to be a GODDAMN MANIAC.
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>>42876
Spin in the chair at the same time like a real supervillian.
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Now that you are properly equipped with a basket on your head, you must bash a hole through the wall.
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>>42913
It's good you're not a real SUPERVILLAIN, because you'd be unstoppable.
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>>43026
Spin out of the room
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ROLL YOUR WAY TO HEAVEN or at least that big computer
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>>43874
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>>43643
Continue our rampage in the hallway to offices 21-24.
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>>43026 there is a rock in the way. the super villain falls down and his basket helmet breaks. he starts to cry.
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>>43643
Suddenly, a red dragon!
But a tiny one.
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>>45738
can we also start pissing so we spin faster
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>>45738
If we take the tree as a lance we can start jousting.
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>>45738
USE TREE AS WEAPON
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>>45989
Yes this also put arms out to smack any one coming your way
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>>45738
Become homoerotically interested in that potted plant
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>>46070
You fall deeply in LOVE with the OFFICE FICUS.
Valiantly, you sling your arms about the FICUS' trunk. You lean in close, and whisper a TOUCHING CONFESSION to its branches.
It is a tree and does not hear you.
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>>46041
>>46051
You try to grab the FICUS, but the WASTEBACKET impairs your vision.
You knock over the FICUS.
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>>46519
Cry out in anguish at the death of your beloved
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>>46559
Like a hero at the end of any good KNIGHTLY ROMANCE, you shed a tear over the loss of your dear beloved.
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>>46630
Can we see what the Technogoblin is up to?
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>>46630
Ram the door of office 25 with your basket helm
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>>47013
Investigate the computer.
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>>47621
Yeah... you've mostly been trying to ignore it. The SUPERCOMPUTER shouldn't be on quite yet, but some higher-up must've flipped the switch.
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>>47692
type in command: Dongs.exe
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>>47700
This is a sensitive piece of equipment! It wouldn't be proper to toy with it in such a manner.
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>>47788
PLAY some banging tunes out of the SPEAKER by the SUPERCOMPUTER
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>>47788
type in your credit card information
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>>47788
Use the supercomputer to change the end location of the Technovoid.
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>>47788
Use the supercomputer to run KNIGHT QUEST.exe
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>>47788
type 'run dongs.exe'
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>>47788
You should look for that weird Knight that came by a while ago.
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>>47788
Type "sudo rm -rf" on the supercomputer.
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>>47788
Type in dir (or similar you are a techno goblin after all) to see what you got on this computer
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>>47788
delete system 32
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>>54088
CHACK DAT MO'FUCKIN ORACLE
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>>54088
Oracle or bust
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>>54088
Gotta check the logs to see what the SUPERCOMPUTER has been doing
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>>54420
oracle/oracle.exe
RUN THAT SHIT
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>>54420
>Using oracle db
Technogoblin doesn't stand for your freedom.
Make him uninstall and install mariadb instead.
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>>54420
Run it!
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>>54460
>>55002
You feel vaguely like someone once told you not to do this.
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>>56342
wait for it to load
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>>56342
jig while loading is complete
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>>56342
Check up on the knight
He cant have gotten into too much trouble while we were distracted, right?
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>>56342
>>56412
Feel the mighty dance of DUANE reverberate through your body
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>>56342
Check the logs once the loading is complete
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>>56440
He's probably fine.
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>>61991
>100
Woo!
Get your head out and headbutt the next door
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>>62039
You feel stuck.
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>>62558
Open the door and swing around a bit
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>>62558
Open the door and swing towards the wall, pushing your head out through the door.
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>>62708
Do this, but without snapping your neck
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>>62558
Load the Last save
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>>65364
This
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Shit pants while waiting to get unstuck
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>>61991
mash on the keyboard, you heard this makes it load quicker
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>>62558
you are just definitely andrew hussie
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>>65364
>>66062
Unfortunately, you haven't SAVED yet.
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>>70643thread is autosaging; new thread will be up tomorrow.
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>>70643
SAVE
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>>70643
Open the SAVE dialog on the other side of the door and use it to pry yourself free.
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>>70643
Check inventory
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>>70643
Save now!
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Wheres that next thread at?
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>>73652
In the land down under.
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Hussie
Why have you forsaken this thread
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