First things first, pick your character!
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>Shrek: Play Time Is Ogre
Stats: 12 Strength, 12 Charisma, 8 Speed, 8 Intelligence
Special: Onions
>Doge: A small doge with a big heart
Stats: 10 Strength, 8 Charisma, 14 Speed, 8 Intelligence
Special: BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
>King Neckbeard: A master of atheism sporting a fedora
Stats: 5 Strength, 5 Charisma, 5 Speed, 25 Intelligence
Special: *Tips Fedora*
>Normie: Completely average, can be named.
Stats: 10 Strength, 10 Charisma, 10 Speed, 10 Intelligence
Special: Summon Chad
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First two votes decides our main character, then i'll list questing areas.
Big ol' pupper.
Can we write in a suggestion setting?
>>418126
You may, I've got some of my own too.
>>418094
You forgot the most important piece of information. What's there stand and what's it's power
>>418094
>>Doge: A small doge with a big heart
>>418094
>>King Neckbeard: A master of atheism sporting a fedoraEven though the death of Doge Quest reeeaaaaly makes me want to go Doge
>>418094
Suggestion: A E S T H E T I C P R O P H E T
Birth name Alexander of makedon, he who drinks figi water all the time and spreads the word of good vibes. Homies are dat boi and that nigger from the hood. Starting location Miami.
>>418094
Discount all votes that aren't for King Neckbeard.
>>418094
>Normie: Completely average, can be named.
Let's be the normie
>>418425
Seconding this.
Tie between doge and normie and neckbeard
Who shall be our spicy meme character next vote decides.
>>418562
Normie
Yes, our main character shall be a Normie!
Now, we shall vote on the name, and questing location.
>Miami
>New York
>The Plains of Memoria
>New Jersey
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Names:
>Brad
>Tyler
>Sir Charles of Memington
>Bob
>Joey
>>418620
First 2 votes chooses our Questing location
First 2 votes chooses our main character's name.
>>418620
>Sir Charles of Memington
>The Plains of Memoria
>>418626
For the record, I'll be back in a half an hour, if there are any ties, I will have them broken rather than going for the first vote... so take your time with voting guys.
>>418161
Doge quest was so crest... Streets ahead.
>>418620
Sir Charles of Memington
Mid 17th century New York. During the Beaver Wars.
>>418631
My names Charles, so sir charles of meminton
Plains of memoria
You look in the mirror and comb your hair as you prepare for today, the day you start your journey in Memoria. You're following in your fathers footsteps-
>Shlomo Memeberg (Merchant)
>Chad Memington (Warrior)
>Bailey Maymay (Prostitute)
>Write In
First 2 decide.
>>418772
>Write In
Kevin Brinkit (Monster Wrangler)
>>418772
>Write In
John Memetouch (Professional Masturbater)
>>418772
Bane (big guy).
>>418772
>Chad (Warrior)
>>418772
Bix nood (Basketball American)
>>418772
>Chad (Warrior)
>>419584
>>419464
You are going to follow in your father's footsteps as a warrior!
Unfortunately, Memoria has been in relative peace for the past century. The only uses for a warrior now are usually mercenaries or town guards.
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You, Sir Charles of Memington are currently in your cottage, preparing for your journey as a Warrior. What will you do?
>Do some Push-ups (+1 Str)
>Talk in the mirror (+1 Char)
>Run In Place (+1 Spd)
>Read a book you stupid N- (+1 Int)
>Check Your Inventory
>Leave your house
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Pick Two Actions: 2 Votes decide each one.
>>420229
>Talk in the mirror (+1 Char)
>Run In Place (+1 Spd)