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Poorly Defined Wizard Quest 2016-07-26 15:00:15 Post No. 412573
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You are a WIZARD, as should be evident by your WIZARD ROBES and NOT-VERY-FANCY HAT. Your wizardry gives you mastery over the POORLY DEFINED MAGIC of this world. You woke up in your bed this morning, spent a couple of hours feeling old and wise and generally WIZARD-Y until some schmucks kick down your door and ask you for your taxes. You don´t know what these young whippersnappers are talking about, you don´t pay silly things such as taxes, you´re a WIZARD! You try explaining this to the men, but they do not seem to understand your advanced way of speech, saying something about being "senile". You...
>[] Use your poorly defined magic on them (how?)
>[] Invite them to have some tea.
>[] Remove your ROBE and WIZARD HAT.
>[] Flee! The fools have caught on to your tax evasion!
>[] Call the Necromancer to bail you out
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>>412573
>>[] Remove your ROBE and WIZARD HAT.
You don't mess with Wizard brah!
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((sorry for the slowness and shit, my drawing tablet just won´t work, so i have to do these by mouse, so i can´t draw as much stuff ._.)
You decide to remove your ROBE and WIZARD HAT. The invaders look at you in awe, dumbstruck by your magnificent, wizardly form- aw shit, you weren´t wearing anything underneath AGAIN. You really need to remember to wear something next time.
The young men are distracted by your wrinkly body! It is time to strike! With a POORLY DEFINED GESTURE, you decide to...
>[]Teleport out
>[] Burn them to a crisp
>[]Put your ROBE back on. You feel naked without it.
>[]Other:Write-in?
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>>412596
>>[]Teleport out
Time to become the dungeon wizard. Maybe make a dungeon.
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>>412596
Teleport inside them
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