There is Nothing.
>__________
>>411635
Jerk off
And then you turn on the light to reveal your shitty apartment.
>>411635
Feel around with your hands
>>411635
Create the universe.
>>411654
Feels like nothing
>>411655
The what?
>>411667
Let there be light?
>>411670
There is light.
>>411672
Now divide the light from darkness, for the light is good.
And we shall name the light day and the dark night.
Then take a nap, that's a lot of work for a single day.
>>411681
There is time.
>>411710
Now create heaven where good resides, and hell, where evil resides.
>>411712
You create a divide.
>>411718
Create a helper, you'll call it an angel
>>411735
You create an angel.
>>411743
What is evil? Make something evil for hell.
>>411752
You create something evil.
>>411743
Make Mercenary Tao the devil.
>>411757
They need to look different, give your helper wings, and the evil horns.
>>411765
You differentiate your creations.
>>411772
What about Tao Pai?
>>411772
Grant them a wish to alter their homes to their wants
>>411787
The helper wishes for airy ledges to perch on.
The evil wishes for a tower with many stairs.
>>411778
You do not understand references.
>>411818
Give each a friend that is neither helper nor evil and see how they react.
>>411818
On a side note are you the same guy that did the last one with the flying snake thing and that lizard that ate it in the end?
>>411836
You create more beings.
>>411845
Yes.
>>411863
Observe what they do to these new friends.
>>411880
Lessons:
-New friends are soft
-New friends can not fly
>>411881
Give helper friend strong legs to jump and for falls. Give evil friend a tail that helps it balance.
>>411894
You adapt the friends.
>>411900
Open the barrier separating them
>>411907
Your creations meet.
Give Good guy's friend some wings
>>411922
give bad guy's friend some fangs
>>411962
This also
>>411936
>>411962
The friends gain fangs and wings.
Evil makes a bridge.
Evil is hard at work
>>411978
Have evil and Good interact to see what happens
>>411978
Ask evil and helper how they feel about each other.
>>411987
Evil is envious.
Helper is worried.
>>411999
Ask the little friends how they feel about each other
Is the thread dead?
>>411999
>checked
Give them all speech
Checked. Give the large ones superior intelligence.
>>411635
Glad to see you back OP!
>>411999
>Insert shiny cup at highest point
>>411999
Allow them all to communicate with one another, and have them come to a logical and peaceful conclusion so that they may live happily ever after.
>>411999
This is cool, don't let it die.