Howdy everyone! Today we are going to visit the wondrous town of ...well Breezetown !. We will follow the happy and somewhat mundane life of one special rabbit.
wait for it...
Bob the Bun!
Bob sure liked his name! He always said some funny stuff about it every morning.
O-oh, Look! Look! Bobs is waking up! As a productive member of the society, Bob works! Question is....where??
Hmmm.
>Silly Mister, He farms his land for tasty carrots! The best in town
>Why, Bob works with Miss Loos the goose! She can't handle the bakery by herself!
>Bob! He is a respectable chess player! Chess is important, it shows your intellect! everyone loves a smart guy or gal, no?
>...
>>410530
>Bob works at the farm, where he breeds other rabbits.
>>410530
>Bob the Bun breeds kittens! He loves to sell them to old grandmothers and little girls.
>>410587
Silly you! I think you meant carrots or may be Cabbages. They taste good, bunnies don't taste good, not at all.
A farm full of breeding rabbits withering in pain as they pour countless bunnies in this world? what an odd thing to say, Mister.
Moving on, Bob left his carrot shaped house in hope to reap about One hundred delicious carrot to sell them in the mark. Like most animals in Breezetown, he needs coins to buy....things.
time for rolling! Isn't that exciting? best d100 out of three (I trust we will have more friends in the future!)
>>410608
I...don't think the cat population (especially Mewo The librarian, a cat with one nasty temper) would like this idea.
besides, there is no girls and grandmothers, friend. Animals rule in Breezetown! no humans in sight.
>>410615
>Hopes
>Market
oh my, aren't i a sloppy little fellow?
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>410615
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>410615
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>410615