Ey up lads, /pol/ risk player here.
/pol/ mods keep deleting threads and I know some people have tried relocating to here but I don't know how many. Most are probably shills from this board but what ever.
Let's have a game of Risk for /pol/ vs /RestOf4Chan/ (/ro4/)
>Name
>Location
>Board
>shade of red(/pol/) or blue(/ro4/)
please put your shade in your name also, so shade 1(s1) is the lightest shade and shade 6(s6) is the darkest. makes it easier to OP
Just copy the format my name is in, without the OP bit. no need for trip codes really because they're automatic
Bonuses go at the beginning of your name
put your board at the end of your name.
you cant make more allies or naps other than what you start with.
I'll start
>Erwin Rommel
>Wales
>/pol/
>shade 4
So basically /pol/ is all allied
and every other board is allied against /pol/
Mauritanian Republic
Mauritania
/pol/
shade 3
>>409052
Cossack Hetmanate
Ukraine
/pol/
British Empire
Red
Britain
>>409059
Shade 6 desu
use nazi general names
you dont have to but it would be sick
>>409060
im already in wales, do you want to go somewhere else maybe?
>Republic of China
>China
>pol
>darkest untaken shade
>>409052
Finngolia
Helsinki
/pol/
blue 2nd darkest
>>409067
actually change it to shade 1
ok guys /pol/ is full
>0 players from other boards
sad pepe
>>409065
yea my bad didnt read
put me in poo india
>>409071
come on, i'm near India :(
>>409075
reeeeee
ok put me in africa the furthest from anyone lol
>>409070
lets just have free for all then
>>409079
try to advertise it, i heard theres loads of mlp fags on /qst/
>>409079
meh, I think this whole 2 sided risk is a good idea. Let's just try to get more players.
Azerbaijan
Dark red
start the game already there is enough players
>>409052
>Blue Shade 3
>Horsefucker Republic
>Russia
>>409087
ayyy
never been happy to see an /mlp/ fag before
bring your friends
>light blue
>Earth Pony Nation
>North India
4 spaces left for blue team
>>409093
what? how am i not in the game???
>darkest blue left
>Lunar republic
>eastern europe
>>409093
what boards have people who would want to play risk? I advertised on int.
>>409102
>anonymous
So is blue automatically all allied together?
nevermind, I think we'll get enough without any additional ads.
>>409105
fuck you
>>409103
oh, and Lunafag, are you still playing on /mlp/?
This should be fun.
>>409106
Yeah.
>>409109
just get a name its not fucking hard
>>409052
Queen of Sheba
Last shade Blue
Egypt
>>409109
Put your country as your name...
>>409111
trips confirms /pol/ will be /fur/ by the end of this
>>409109
>]
ok you are fingolia i didnt realise
you are in the game.
fix your name you faggot, we can survive without you if you dont
>>409112
Of course i am. Did i miss an update? Last one was that one empire was removed afaik
>>409052
Wait, are pacts allowed with individual factions? Or can we at least have a NAP with both sides for the first few turns?
>>409121
go check
>>409116
I play risk on /pol/ but I hate the board, it's full of shitty threads and literal idiots.
I don't really come to 4chan for anything but to play risk. This website is just rubbish and full of 12yr olds and it has got a lot worse over the years.
>>409125
>ho only plays RISK
The dubs are with you, aren't they?
>>409123
you can be mutually none aggressive but no formal pacts in the game
>>409127
What about a NAP on both sides for the first few turns, so we can gain some territory before fighting?
Shite
Remove me desu OP,I'm going out for food
>>409130
What about you stop being such a pussy
atm its 6v4 but i have a feeling finngolia isnt here
also pol is usually unreliable and people leave after joining
so we will start like this, if all of us are still here ill switch to blue and be a /bizrealite/
>>409134
expand whatever country that is
Expand south
>>409135
trip
Expand towards the south east
>>409134
Expand in Egypt
Rolled 26857 (1d99999)
oh yeah guys i forgot to tell you we need to use the roll thing
dice+1d99999 in the options field
>>409138
instructions
Rolled 59023 (1d99999)
>>409137
rolling to expand south
Rolled 8687 (1d99999)
>>409142
Rolled 69309 (1d99999)
>>409134
Begin to fill the piece of Russia I'm in, spills will go east.
/pol so going to win this game
>>409140
Oh forgot the roll
>>409134
FUCK OP AND FILL FINLAND kek :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSPILL SWEDEN
Rolled 99295 (1d99999)
Fill China
Expand to Kazakhstan
Spill in the countries/regions below kazakhstan, and Iran.
>>409150
I am sure i rolled
1d99999 in the options field, right?
>>409153
yep, will lurk just to see the slaughter first hand
>>409159
dice+1d99999
Rolled 33859 (1d99999)
>>409159
Oh ffs. I apologize
Rolled 84103 (1d99999)
>>409134
finn finland spill sweden
I love how everything on the /pol/ side is based off reality, while the blue side has completely fictional countries.
>>409168
the republic of china is fictitious though
removed the unreliable /pol/acks from the map
and now its 4v3 so should be fair enough
blue got some good rolls in
>>409168
what did you expect? kek
Rolled 55385 (1d99999)
>>409171
Expand towards Pakistan
>>409171
Why did you remove me OP ??
Rolled 89339 (1d99999)
correct map
rolling to fill UK
>>409174
OP why did you remove me? I was in Egypt ??
Rolled 65644 (1d99999)
>>409171
fill finland spill sweden
>>409170
retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_China_(1912%E2%80%9349)
Rolled 95918 (1d99999)
Expansion towards arabia
>>409186
ok this is you so far
Rolled 10913 (1d99999)
>>409174
Finish invading Kazakhstan
Invade the countries/regions below it, and spill into Persia.
Rolled 78475 (1d99999)
>>409174
Attack the dude touching motherland clay.
Rolled 39878 (1d99999)
the ponyfags threw the first punch
rolling to iceland and normandy
>>409200
Rolling south to access and enter the Arabian Peninsula
>>409200
Fill South Sedan spill to North
Rolled 52048 (1d99999)
Taking over greece and turkey.
Rolled 38471 (1d99999)
>>409203
dice sorry
/pol/ anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6sXIoYOnps
>>409200
Defend against any bluefags
Invade Iran
Rolled 95577 (1d99999)
>>409200
defend from the bluefags
invade Iran and that country above it
Rolled 66947 (1d99999)
>>409200
Don't hit Earth Pony Nation, finish off red, spills go to the northeast clay.
Rolled 70467 (1d99999)
>>409200
get sweden rest norway and denmark
Rolled 13944 (1d99999)
>>409204
reeee
Rolled 92359 (1d99999)
>>409200
Rest of Egypt, spills to Israel
>>409207
Horsefucker anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6K_0b9B2QY
>>409222
yeah
wasted trips
>>409220
i lasted 29 seconds
>>409223
I didn't even know.
If we get all the risk players from diff boards on one board that would make for some interesting threads.
Rolled 67961 (1d99999)
>>409232
go southwest to attack red at the Horn of Africa
>>409232
fill normandy and expand through east france southwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPn7MtawLs
Rolled 75593 (1d99999)
>>409232
Attack red harder, spill northeast.
Rolled 29513 (1d99999)
>>409232
Did mine not get through? It seems unchanged to me
Also: expansion to the east
Rolled 22066 (1d99999)
>>409232
fill norway spill denmark and check these dubs
Rolled 26576 (1d99999)
>>409240
>>409244
and +5
>>409244
help with horsefuckers pls
>>409247
literally written by the board too
Rolled 82717 (1d99999)
>>409232
Take back the country above the country above Iran
Defend against bluefucker's attacks
Spill into Iran
>>409244
and rest baltics
>>409243
sorry, fixed it for next mupdate
Rolled 87955 (1d99999)
>>409232
Attack Sudan into Kenya , spills into Egypt
>>409265
Dubzz
I have to go guys :(
I wish I could stay, I hate doing real life things.
xoxo
if anyone wants to take over for
>>409282
then they can
gg sheba
Rolled 53936 (1d99999)
>>409285
rolling to fill east france down to corsica and sardinia
Rolled 70158 (1d99999)
Attack red in Arabia again
>>409258
pls help with the ponytards in Russia
Rolled 6236 (1d99999)
Taking more of turkey
>>409285
Wipe out Earth Pony nation, they have made a grave mistake
Rolled 179 (1d99999)
>>409285
get baltics
bonuses are +1 for every ten territories right?
Rolled 23966 (1d99999)
>>409298
roll
>>409285
After the horsefuckers attack, defend and take back my territories.
Spills go into Iran, and then Iraq.
>>409285
Taking over for Sheba I cede all my land tto Britannia
>>409296
are you claiming any bonuses...?
Rolled 32056 (1d99999)
>>409309
>forgot to roll
>>409303
no
read the rules
theres a map with territorial bonuses
>>409320
oh, okay
Rolled 18016 (1d99999)
>>409285
Fight red harder.
>>409293
yeah i will go next round
no roll from the russians
>>409312
Of course not *whisles*
>>409333
attack S1 red for access to Iran
>>409333
rolling to fill sicily and south italy. spills tunisia
>>409336
well ive been counting your bonus, please put it in your name or ill stop doing it
Rolled 91488 (1d99999)
>>409333
Defend against the blue turds
Spills go into Iran, Syria, and Georgia.
Rolled 39233 (1d99999)
Taking rest of turkey. Overspill to fill up the countries i have started filling. Any overspill after that: taking austria.
Rolled 35976 (1d99999)
>>409333
Push Earth Pony Nation's shit in
Rolled 13723 (1d99999)
>>409349
>>409349
What do you mean with my name? I am confused there
Rolled 73977 (1d99999)
>>409333
fill karelia spill attack horsefucker
Rolled 6906 (1d99999)
>>409346
roll
>>409356
+6 in front of your name
you have a +6 bonus
Rolled 86670 (1d99999)
>>409358
>>409362
Oooh ok. Didnt know that
>>409358
sorry missed it, you get both rolls this round
looks grim for china but help is on the way
>>409386
launching a full offensive on the lunar republic
fucking moon horse
show me the trips baby!
Rolled 33332 (1d99999)
>>409386
ROMMEL FUCK LUNAR UP
AND KEEP ON FUCKIN THE HORSEFUCKERS with these dubs
Rolled 26523 (1d99999)
>>409390
try again
>>409386
Attack the last bit of red in Iran, spills to iraq
>>409386
Take out rest of earth pony and begin campaign against horsefucker to help my chinese friend
Rolled 43189 (1d99999)
Filling up the rest of austria. Overspill to the balkans. Further overspill expansion north east
Rolled 22393 (1d99999)
>>409386
Fuck it, China doesn't have much land bonus.
Go attack the dark red guys that are blocked out at the top.
>>409394
>33332
so close to quints
btw quads=40
quints = 50
Rolled 71814 (1d99999)
>>409396
rolling
Rolled 83646 (1d99999)
>>409397
dice roll.. forgot again
>>409400
yup
>>409398
Edit: full attack back against rommel
>>409386
Reclaim Persia against the pony turds.
Rolled 64697 (1d99999)
>>409411
roll
Rolled 77557 (1d99999)
For /R9k/!
Give me Liberia
>>409408
no redirecting
>>409422
Ok then
>>409416
Oh and give me the darkest shade of blue available
If i can join
>Dickbutt Nation
>Pink
>West Africa
>>409429
>Its a /b/ faction episode
>Its an /s4/ faction episode
OK so blue has a new player from /R9k/
the first none pony player
GG to earth ponies but you can take over for queen sheba if you want since theyre not in the game anymore
>>409429
/pol/ or /ro4/???
rolling to continue the conquest in turkey, spills east europe
>>409434
Ceding clay within teams is allowed of course if britannia was thinking of giving iran back to china
Rolled 16309 (1d99999)
>>409434
KEEP FUCKIN THE HORSEFUCKERS
i'm gonna take the final /ro4/ spot
Crystal Empire
Whatever color is left on blue
Northwest Africa
>>409434
Take out AFK Sheba desu
Rolled 2464 (1d99999)
>>409434
Fill up the coastline of West Africa by heading north
Rolled 58972 (1d99999)
Attacking with focus on getting back turkey
>>409434
A war on three fronts? Well fuck me in the ass, expand as fast as possible into the south, where China and the British are.
>>409434
I'm dead now
Rolled 97008 (1d99999)
>>409451
>>409454
I am as good as dead too :(
Rolled 62883 (1d99999)
>>409434
Finish Iran and invade Iraq. Spills go into attacking horsefuckers.
Gas the kikes, race war now
victory belongs to /pol/
>>409453
yeah that's me.
also, can you cede me Iran since i'm poor as hell and it would complete my bonus to catch up?
>>409452
Here you go
be faster op
I give up
>>409487
k soz
>>409492
I need help, could you cede your clay amount to me?
Rolled 58403 (1d99999)
>>409497
Keep attacking the fucking french surrender monkeys
whether they cede or not, its going to be MINE
Rolled 89609 (1d99999)
>>409497
Expand to fill the section I currently occupy and get me that sweet +3 bonus
Rolled 63720 (1d99999)
>>409497
Fill section north east india then rest goes to Sheba
>>409497
get turkmenistan that east part of russia and then spill belarus and saint petersburg
Rolled 30175 (1d99999)
>>409497
Give me those two islands off the West African Coast, and if there are any spare points, use them to begin an invasion on Portugal.
Rolled 86406 (1d99999)
>>409511
here is dubs
>>409514
Nevermind, just checked, just give me the three islands off the West African coastline.
Rolled 72667 (1d99999)
>>409497
Well this sucks. Channel the power of Patrick Bateman and hope for a high roll as I fill the south that China is in.
>>409497
Invade Iran and make sure to send all bronies in Iran to concentration camps
Spills go into Iraq
Rolled 32195 (1d99999)
>>409530
>forgot to roll
>>409546
shit i forgot
>>409548
IGNORE THIS
Rolled 15535 (1d99999)
>>409548
Finish off Sheba and expand WEST
uhm what
Sorry heres the correct mupdate
dark blue clay ceded to horseman
continuing my attack against the new government in eastern europe
>>409559
this roll has been counted
>>409559
oops messed up name
>>409561
ok forgot the map ffs
this time its right
/pol/ STRONK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
>>409566
feels good man
Rolled 94216 (1d99999)
>>409566
Take over all of Portugal and begin spilling into Northern Spain.
>>409566
finish off that one state and then fill russian states
Rolled 23857 (1d99999)
>>409566
Fill in the area I just spilled over into, and get another sweet sweet +3 bonus
Rolled 22251 (1d99999)
>>409580
here
Rolled 4040 (1d99999)
>>409566
Abandon Russian clay, begin to fight OP and fill the touching red land.
Rolled 64237 (1d99998)
>>409566
Finish Iran with my awful bonus ):
Rolled 38696 (1d99999)
Mupdate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze7EGorOk
Rolling to finish the horseman guy
spills defend/spread italy
>>409624
fixing bonus
think i caught people off guard with the much quicker mupdate lol
Rolled 26365 (1d99999)
>>409624
Finish last tiles in Egypt and head straight for the Blackbots
I would have a lot more land if I wasn't attacked so early in the game...
Rolled 43751 (1d99999)
>>409624
Expand southeast to occupy/fill the land to get me another +2 added onto my bonus
>>409624
Take Catalonia and spill into Eastern Spain
>>409640
ik lol thats always the way, but be proud to be on the winning team, you've still have a big impact by absorbing all their rolls lol
Rolled 25771 (1d99999)
>>409643
Here's my pack of rollos
Rolled 2701 (1d99999)
>>409624
keep filling russia spill ukraine
Rolled 86365 (1d99997)
>>409624
Finish Iran
Spill into Afghanistan and then Iraq
>>409646
Yeah but it always pisses me off when people attack me very early in a risk game. It's a loose loose strategy.
>>409624
Well that's a bit unbalanced, isn't it? Even if I got quads, it wouldn't be enough to survive for any reasonable amount of time. You have the power of trips every round anyway.
Cede any land or bonuses I have to the Crystal Empire.
>>409676
lol i know you're over now
gg anyway senpai
thanks for playing
Rolled 37108 (1d99999)
filling clay in italy and balkans
lets all celebrate china's long struggle in iran.
his dreams are now a reality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8sv3-b7e30
Are you guys doing another game once this one is over?
Rolled 80505 (1d99999)
>>409694
Finish off Eastern Spain and spill into Southern and Central Spain
>>409695
possibly
>>409701
Wew lads, palis.
>tfw 33 points
>>409694
zerg rush Blackbots!!!
Rolled 91987 (1d99999)
>>409694
get UKRAINE THEN SPILL THOSE CAUCASUS COUNTRIES and poland
Rolled 93281 (1d99999)
>>409694
Thank the lord that brony degenerate is gone.
Invade Afghanistan and Iraq, spill into Saudi Barbaria.
Also, can you cede me a province or two next to the Crystal Empire?
Rolled 15165 (1d99999)
>>409709
roll
>>409694
That was south west, not south east, but i'll take it anyway.
here i'll be more clear during this turn
Move down and right, this turn filling in the area that is right on the end of my land to get another +2
>>409709
>Implying it wasn't my plan to get caught
>Implying I'm not a big guy
>Implying I'm not going to crash this plane with no survivors
>Implying these implications
Rolled 11516 (1d99999)
>>409719
forgot my roll
>>409714
f*ck my roll
>>409721
wew laddy, i got baited
Rolled 7100 (1d99999)
>>409714
ok
rolling to fill euroclay then full attack on light blue
Rolled 93993 (1d99999)
>>409743
Genocide Blackbots t b h
>>409743
Finish off central spain, move into france, and Cede West African Territory (Other than the islands) to the Crystal Empire.
Rolled 25631 (1d99999)
>>409743
fill poland spill germany
Rolled 86094 (1d99999)
>>409752
Coal-Roll
Rolled 15905 (1d99999)
>>409743
Attack the republic of china, run them out of Africa
>>409760
sorry fixed
>>409760
roll pls
>>409785
I rolled...
Rolled 5778 (1d99999)
>>409794
FUCK sorry, forgot that
Rolled 5738 (1d99999)
DOWN WITH THE BLACKBOTS
Rolled 56890 (1d99999)
>>409812
replaced the mupdate with a fucking meme
how stupid am i?
guess ill have to roll again
DOWN WITH THE BLACKBOTS
see meme >>409812
>>409812
>Join in towards the end when everyone has +20's and 30's
>Start catching up within a few turns
>Biggest guy in the room decides to do the Final Solution on me
...thanks guys
>>409821
lol
/pol/ STRONK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
Rolled 3263 (1d99999)
>>409818
Invade wales via island/sea route, if I'm going out, I'm going out chimping.
>>409818
Finish Iraq and gas all ISIS militants
Fill the irrelevant nations next to China
Spill into attacking Crystal Empire
>>409818
Cleanse the African land, attack crystal
deus vult
>>409829
Oh and my bonus is 15, sorry
Rolled 85382 (1d99999)
>>409818
Defend against the chinks
Rolled 17363 (1d99999)
>>409818
FINISH europe
and you forgot my roll
Rolled 13464 (1d99999)
>>409834
roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWh9JbBZC_Q
/pol/ Victory celebrations in camelot
we're celebrating this landslide early lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWh9JbBZC_Q
the game goes on though
>>409862
based
There better be a round 2 where I can get in before everyones owning entire regions.
Rolled 70883 (1d99999)
IBIZA IS CEDED TO FINGOLIA SO HE ISNT STUCK IN EUROPOOR LAND
Rolling to destroy the blackbots
>>409877
maybe but im taking a 30 min break from the pc after this game
Rolled 37314 (1d99999)
>>409890
REEEEEEEE INVADE WESTERN AFRICA VIA ISLANDS!!!!
KANGS COMING BACK IN TOWN!!!
>>409848
i fixed that btw
>>409892
you cant invade your ally, faggot
>>409890
Well, i'll go out with my honor in tact.
Defend against all attackers, Go down with the ship.
>>409890
Invade Saudi Barbaria
Spills go to invading the Crystal-turds.
>>409897
>He literally owns the one tile inbetween the islands and the brits
gg /pol/lacks
Rolled 99925 (1d99999)
>>409900
here's my roll
Hold on a second. I hand-counted all the territory bonuses, and there's no possible way OP could have a +70 bonus. If you look harder, you find incredibly slight territory and bonus miscalculations for the other red players as well, an example being Fingolia to remove bonuses of blue countries.
I'm going to call bullshit. The game is rigged for /pol/ to win.
>>409930
i just add on bonus when i gain an extra country
i dont deal with other players bonus, i check them sometimes
ill check mine now. might take a minute
>>409930
Shh, just let /pol/ have this anon.
It's the only thing they really have anyhow.
>>409942
t. /mlp/..
>>409930
nope just counted and its 67
>>409949
no proper roll from china
77 bonus now boys
>>409953
the red pill is not a happy pill must be said :(
>>409052
Bavarian Freestate
Any color.
I wish to take Central Europe but I have neutral policies.
>>409958
rek rest of Crystal, gonna be my last roll looks like we've won
good game laddos
after that exciting bonus calculation to find out the MLP was trying to jew me, i think ill continue to exterminate all remaining MLP tiles
but this time im doing it with dubs
Rolled 37392 (1d99999)
>>409958
Defend.
Rolled 23677 (1d99999)
>>409958
damn, can I roll twice? i'm half asleep so I forgot.
Invade Saudi Barbaria and Georgia.
Spills go into Crystal Empire
>>409966
checked
>>409964
actually, Red please.
Can noone take Bohemia, Baden, Bavaria, or the Netherlands? I do not wish to war anyone yet.
Rolled 87076 (1d99999)
>>409979
2nd roll
Rolled 38953 (1d99999)
Throw our Jordan's at the invaders before we get put in shackles, Garrison as much as we can, and hide.
GG lads
Great victory for /pol/
stay tuned for the gif
Forgot map
>>410014
wait, this is already over?
Shit.
Well who wants to play my own Risk?
Victory Celebration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWh9JbBZC_Q
>>410023
that's actually pretty cool.
Congrats to the /pol/acks
victory at last
>>410051
Erwin Rommel was a respecrted Nazi general
I thought we'd all use nazi general names but it was just me lol
>>410070
meh, two of us were allied powers though.
>>410022
Anyone want to play this Risk?
It's custom made.
>>410092
Meh, it's quite late where I am.
It would be nice though if your map had a map of the bonuses.
>>410098
It works off of how many tiles there are per region. Plus it would be very difficult to draw it at it's current detail.