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You are a young, handsome, possibly charismatic young lad at the beginning of your life.
The year is 2001, and its one of your first days of school. You aren't sure of much at your ripe young age, but you will be sure of one thing -- you want to be PRESIDENT of the United States of America!!
Barring that, you nervously entered your little classroom and sit down for another singalong about sharing and caring, when suddenly the door clicks open and a shaking old woman whispers something in your teacher's ear. You swear you can hear "There's been a 9/11!"
Your teacher explains to you and the class that your parents will pick you up shortly.
In the meanwhile, the mood is dour, but you cute kids are too young to get what's going on.
What do you do?
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>>408265
tell them Al Qaeda did it
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You process things, and start to get some crayons.
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>>408265
Kill the arab teacher
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>>408265
Steal the Declaration of Independence.
Also, how fucking old are we? Five, ten, fifteen, forty-something? Why is that dude super old?
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A directionless quest?
The possiblilies are endless...
Considering the fact that we are a young pupae.
Continue doing whatever actions this child usually does. The fate of the US is not yet our problem.
Remember this day through, remember it as the day of great sadness but the birth of a new goal for the youth.
To make America great again.
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Ask what a 9 11 is and if the Jews did it. Dad always says the Jews are behind stuff like that, stupid Jews hewing up our nice towers...
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go home, pop in Mario 64 and start playing
they are obviously kids, do you think they would care about a large scale event?
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Ignore the silly adults and take some crayons. Look fondly at them, remembering they were inside cousin Mary this summer, when she was sleeping. Start coloring while nibbling on one of them and being generally disinterested about anything else.
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