Lonesome Wyatt's U.S. Risk Thread

>>405688

>Great Lakes Nation
>Light Blue
>Western New York

>If you roll to "Fill Michigan, spill Wisconsin" and get a 1 for 3 rounds

Why punish specific instructions?

Roll!

>>405758
nvm...My misunderstanding. But yea, gets are a good process. never done the rolling before

>>405773
Copy and paste "dice+1d99999" and that's how you roll. I'm new to this, too.

Rolled 86127 (1d99999)

>>405758
roll

>>405779
I assumed "get" as post number. I've only really played chan risk on /b/

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Rolled 16241 (1d99999)

Well fuck, since nobody is applying then I'll join. Head for SC

>>405688
> Green
> Washington State
> Evergreen Empire

>>405792
There's Risk threads on /b/? I came from /pol/, since there's more people on there to play Risk with, but I got banned for 2 days because faggot mods.
>>405798
Roll to fill Washington, I'll count you in this round.

Rolled 1743 (1d99999)

>>405810
Rollin'

Rolled 52416 (1d99999)

>>405810
Occasionally, but they are few and far between

>>405794
I requested Light Blue (cyan) my bad. If it's too much trouble don't worry about it.

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Rolled 963604 (1d999999)

And so we rise, roll to fill SC

Rolled 35035 (1d99999)

>>405794
>Shit brown
>Oregon
>Dumpers

roll me in bb

Rolled 19167 (1d99999)

>>405832

Fill NY

Rolled 79422 (1d99999)

>>405832
Keep rolling for Washington

>>405842
Dubs! Spills to Oregon if any

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Rolled 63670 (1d99999)

Roll to fill more SC, nice dubs.

Rolled 37521 (1d99999)

>>405858
Rollin' for Washington

Rolled 79138 (1d99999)

>>405858

push through PA to eradicate the Natives

Rolled 60077 (1d99999)

>>405858
Lets make oregon look as shitty as it really is. Fill it

>>405881
dub dubs check'em bb

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Rolled 61330 (1d99999)

War erupts in New York, the Injuns are already being genocided. Roll to fill SC, spills head north to help kill Injins.

Rolled 17684 (1d99999)

>>405889

I gift the natives homemade blankets. War it is.

>>405889
Roll, fill my Washington with recreational green!

Rolled 69207 (1d99999)

>>405901
forgot roll... Too much green...

Rolled 14877 (1d99999)

Gold, Call us the "Illegals"
Fill Southern Texas

Rolled 86220 (1d99999)

>>405889
wat goes in green and comes out brown?
phil oregon then smear north to washington

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Rolled 88111 (1d99999)

Conquer SC, also BUILD

Rolled 95049 (1d99999)

>>405919
Roll... If spills, invade Oregon

Rolled 5524 (1d99999)

>>405919
Spread our "Culture" to Central Texas
ie. Fill Texas

Rolled 89041 (1d99999)

>>405919

Continue fighting the Natives

Rolled 97073 (1d99999)

>>405919
u missed my roll >>405915
smear north after philling oregon

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Rolled 91015 (1d99999)

>>405932
I never forget rolls, added that in. Roll to fill northern NC

Rolled 98404 (1d99999)

Continue Oregon invasion

Rolled 38487 (1d99999)

>>405936
phil oregon then pushhh that shit out to the north

Rolled 26379 (1d99999)

>>405936
Connect our most southern portion of Texas to the Central portion.
Ie. FILL TEJAS

>>405941
No territory bonus for pali? only disease?

Rolled 55147 (1d99999)

>>405936

Fill in NY

>>405936
Hardinian Empire
North Dakota
Light green

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Rolled 47624 (1d99999)

>>405948
Yes but it will eat your enemies alive. Roll to help Midwestbro kill the Injuns.

Rolled 24674 (1d99999)

>>405965
Spread east, along the coast of the Gulf of Mejico, but stay within Tejas.
Ie. Fill Tejas Gringo

Rolled 99726 (1d99999)

>>405965
Roll to take back Washington from Oregon, push into Oregon if possible. Drop disease into the shit territory!

Rolled 93317 (1d99999)

>>405965
kill disease then continue shitting on washinton

Hey, I've never been on a /qst/ risk game before, only on /pol/. And I'm on mobile, so is there anything different?

Rolled 67786 (1d99999)

>>405965

Fill New York

>>405965
New California
Red
Colorado

>>405979
You have to put dice+1d99999 in the options thingy in order to roll, I guess. But other than that, no. Nothing different.

>>405979

Rolls are dice rolls. Paste "dice+1d99999" in the options section. Rest of the rules are in the Map Picture

Rolled 60941 (1d99999)

>>405988
Well shit, let me try again>>405984

New California
Red
Colorado

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Rolled 33675 (1d99999)

Kill Injuns, GLN please help me here.

Rolled 40088 (1d99999)

>>406000
Roll. Fight Oregon.

Rolled 91516 (1d99999)

>>406000
Keep on spreading along the coast of the Gulf of Mejico, Stay within Tejas
Fill it Gringo.

Rolled 85381 (1d99999)

>>406000
shitstorm spreads through washington

Rolled 85056 (1d99999)

>>406000
Fill the rockies. (thats we californians do, we fuck up your state because we are all worthless welfare faggots)

Rolled 20498 (1d99999)

>>406000
Fill North Dakota, spill into South Dakota

Rolled 7815 (1d99999)

>>406000

Agreed if you can leave the lands north of the Ohio River to me

Roll to exterminate injuns

>>406015
Hey Gringo's don't be racist, lets be allies, we'll spread culture together

>>406027
Us Californians are never racist! Not only will I ally with you; I will also bend over so you can fuck me in the ass!

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Rolled 81933 (1d99999)

Kill the Injuns and their fat squeaker young. Cede lands north of the Ohio river afterwards.

Rolled 90975 (1d99999)

>>406031
Rollin' to wipe up the shit in Oregon

Rolled 66185 (1d99999)

>>406031
Expand towards the Injuns, attack them if there are any tiles to spare.

Rolled 3921 (1d99999)

>>406031
Connect are Gulf portions to the central portions of Tejas.
You know what to do Gringo, fill Tejas

Rolled 80015 (1d99999)

>>406031
Fill North Dakota, expand towards the Great Lakes

Rolled 94020 (1d99999)

>>406031
we have been eating chipotle we have enough shits for weeks take back oregon spread to washington

Rolled 21619 (1d99999)

>>406031

stay on the natives

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Rolled 45053 (1d99999)

Fill WV, spill NC.
>>406050
Do I see a new ally? I think I do.
>>406046
Shit, pali. You can infect them with the disease if you want.

Rolled 28844 (1d99999)

>>406062
And let posterity know that on this day the East Coast Coalition was born.

Roll to fill NY

>>406068
Dubs..Any spills go to Pennsylvania

Rolled 75645 (1d99999)

>>406062
Connect our most western portion to the Central portion of Tejas, do the same with the Easternmost if we have spare tiles Gringo.
Ie. Fill it Gringo

Rolled 11175 (1d99999)

>>406062
disease'em then shit on'em

Rolled 908 (1d99999)

>>406062
Fight to take Oregon. Specifying a priority to eliminating any disease

Rolled 37860 (1d99999)

>>406062
Fill North Dakota, Expand east

Rolled 17478 (1d99999)

>>406062
Continue to take injun land.
Also, I declare war on The Confederate States of America, fuck those racist sexist homophobic misogynistic transphobic redneck hillbillys. Also, forget about the lube; I want the Illegals to go 5 feet up my ass dry, Thats what we Californians do!

>>406108
Ayy amigo, when your done with those racist indians can you go after those other natives? they're building a pretty xenophobic wall over there.

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Rolled 86996 (1d99999)

>declares war on CSA for being racist
>genocides dirty Injuns in the masses
The fuck? I guess we're at war then. Fill WV, spill NC. Disease distracts Washington, but is snuffed out quickly. New Californians and illegals form an alliance. Note that 13,000 Mexicans fought for the Confederacy.

Rolled 51531 (1d99999)

>>406127
Continue Oregon campaign to wipe the shit off the map!

Rolled 9546 (1d99999)

>>406127
Ayy I got nothing against you confederate amigos, I remember getting hired by a few of them outside of Home Depot the other day.
>Fill in Lousiana Gringo.

>>406127
wait who's at war? lol

Did you get my dubs roll? >>406068
NY doesn't look like it got 32 tiles

Either way, keep rolling to fill NY and then move into PA

Rolled 212 (1d99999)

>>406127
clear a shit path straight into washington through the very right side of the front

Rolled 34102 (1d99999)

>>406127
Fill ND, head straight to Great Lakes

>>406149
Jeez... Another pali, man. I guess all the shit is good for spreading disease!

Rolled 54825 (1d99999)

>>406127
Continue slaughtering the Injuns

You expect me to remember history? History is racist! If you talk more shit to me Wyatt; I'll beat you harder than I do with my 4" peter whenever I'm watching a POC man fuck my wife and pleasuring her in ways I never could.

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>>406159
Motherfucker, do you know who you are talking to?

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Rolled 7447 (1d99999)

Fill WV, spill NC

>>406177
Son of a bitch.

Rolled 97619 (1d99999)

>>406177
Clear disease, advance on Oregon.

Rolled 47111 (1d99999)

>>406177
Continue filling Louisiana Gringo.

Rolled 23799 (1d99999)

>>406145
forgot roll

>>406175
I'm talking to you, you filthy homophobe. I'll destroy you faster than I destroyed my state.

>>406177
Continues to expand towards the south west, slaughtering more Injuns.
I like cock, that's what we Californians are!

>>406183
Use any spill to push north of Central Tejas into the Injuns and throw some disease at them.

Rolled 88378 (1d99999)

>>406186
oops, forgot to roll.

Rolled 44237 (1d99999)

>>406177

You updated the map before I got a chance to roll the die.
I don't know how you calculated me taking the hudson river area, but here was the roll for the turn.>>406184


Rolling for new turn, turning into PA

This is getting a bit chaotic

Rolled 3394 (1d99999)

>>406177
invade washington again theyre going to take this shit whether they like it or not

Rolled 61006 (1d99999)

>>406177
Fill ND, spill in Minnesota

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Rolled 124664 (1d999999)

This motherfucker is gonna take Minnesota. Fill WV and spill NC for fuck's sake, quit giving me disease.

Rolled 65265 (1d99999)

>>406216
Roll... Oregon shall be mine!!!

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>>406216

How do bonuses work?

Rolled 37498 (1d99999)

>>406216
Who me, what's wrong with taking Minnesota?
Fill Minnesota

Rolled 54106 (1d99999)

>>406216
Out of curiousity, those Disease Tiles I got from Trips, they a good or bad thing for me? Bad right?
>Fill Louisiana Gringo

Rolled 4441 (1d99999)

>>406216
this shit >>406149 again

Rolled 7350 (1d99999)

>>406216
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT FILLING IN ANY OF MY TILES. ARE YOU FUCKING MENTALLY DEFICIENT!? YOU ARE OPPRESSING ME, JUST BECAUSE I AM A PARAPLEGIC TRANSGENDERED CATKIN DOESN'T MEAN I DESERVE TO GET OPPRESSED. FILL MY FUCKING TILES AND KILL THOSE FUCKING INJUNS, NOW!.

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>>406230
Oh shit, I forgot I had disease from trips and dubs I got previously. REEEEEEE disease is overpowered.

Rolled 85615 (1d99999)

>>406216

Roll to fill PA

>>406216
By the way... that doesn't seem like 40 tiles getting filled Gringo.

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>>406243
Last time I got trips I barely filled SC, REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BACK

>>406216
>>406243

Yea man, I've rolled dubs twice and I JUST filled NY.

>>406068
>>406184

>>406255
Its ok Gringo, just fill in Louisiana and continue filling Tejas, i'll deal with my genital warts later.

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Rolled 45928 (1d99999)

Fucking kek, fuck you. I better get dubs to fill WV and NC!

I don't mean to intrude, but can you explain how bonuses work?

Rolled 20480 (1d99999)

>>406270
thats its keep pushing that shit into washington

>>406277
You conquer a state or a certain amount of states, you get bonus tiles.

>>406216
Can I join in Alaska as dark blue?

>>406270
>No change whatsoever
Thanks Gringo

Rolled 91380 (1d99999)

>>406270
Fill Minnesota

>>406287
Oh, so your +3 adds 3 tiles to what you already rolled?

Rolled 98449 (1d99999)

>>406270
Continue to expand to the south west, killing Injuns. Also, that doesn't look like 10 tiles you fucking racist. see

Rolled 41918 (1d99999)

Just kill my disease with this Gringo.

>>406270
>>406289

>>406294
Yes.
>>406290
Shit, better fix.

>>406300
>Natives will get +8 tiles per round
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>406301
Disease can be unleashed upon other players. They must be connecte- read the rules I'm not doing this I have to mupdate.

Rolled 67069 (1d99999)

>>406270

fill PA

>>406318
Ooooh, thanks Gringo, sorry I'm bad at english. I'll unleash it on the Dirty Injuns.

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Son of a fucking bitch, roll NC fuck my internet connection. Fucking stupid southern California.

Rolled 62989 (1d99999)

>>406357

Rolled 70413 (1d99999)

>>406357
Conquer the rest of Alaska.

Rolled 58040 (1d99999)

>>406357
shit in oregon

Rolled 92438 (1d99999)

>>406357
Use 8 of my tiles to prevent any Injuns form taking my land, spill if any tiles into colorado

Rolled 91679 (1d99999)

>>406357

Continue to Fill PA (any spills to Ohio)

Rolled 61166 (1d99999)

>>406357
Fill Minnesota,

Rolled 82940 (1d99999)

>>406357
Continue filling in Tejas

>>406391
Spills into Wisconsin

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Rolled 79748 (1d99999)

For fuck's sake, 10 disease. FILL THE FUCK OUT OF NC KEKKEKEKEKEKEK

Rolled 62734 (1d99999)

>>406413
Continue to fill Alaska.

>>406413
phil oregon with shit and save disease in shitpile
It can be saved?

>>406424
Yes.

Rolled 57360 (1d99999)

>>406413
Same as before. use 8 tiles to prevent Injun from taking land, spill into colorado.

>>406413

Fill PA then move to Michigan Via Canada route

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>>406424
>>406432
Roll you fucking niggers.

Rolled 35875 (1d99999)

>>406424
roll for >>406424

Rolled 30911 (1d99999)

>>406432
>>406442
Yea, I noticed I forgot it. I'm doing this and cooking dinner and the posting wait between posts is really annoying.

>>406442
I AM FUCKING TRIGGERED

>>406357
The Confederacy of the Grange
Any color
Iowa

Rolled 49854 (1d99999)

Fill in North-eastern Tejas from Louisiana, start kicking out injuns.

>>406413

You may as well move Great Lakes Nation back to the darker blue on the origin. It's not representative of the board state

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The U.S. has almost completely balkanized. New confederacies rise and Indians try to defend themselves slowly from disease.

Rolled 36358 (1d99999)

>>406475
Continue my expansion.

Rolled 50167 (1d99999)

>>406475
Same as before

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Rolled 51328 (1d99999)

>>406475
Fill NC, may the Eastern Alliance thrive!

Rolled 99331 (1d99999)

>>406475
You reeeee at me for not rolling and then ignore my instructions. I wanted to move to Michigan

>>406432
>>406442


Sigh...Roll to enter Michigan.

Rolled 61724 (1d99999)

>>406475
phil oregon

>>406484

Great Lakes Nation now has +9 bonus. May the East Coast reign supreme

Rolled 13143 (1d99999)

>>406475
Kick the Injuns out of Northern Tejas, if there are any spare tiles, start pushing into their territory.

Rolled 87758 (1d99999)

>>406475
Fill Iowa, Spill Illinoise if needed.

>>406495
theres no 'e' in illinois

>>406500
NOW OF ALL TIMES I COULDVE GOTTEN DUBS.
Does it still count OP?

>>406500
Heh, you're gonna regret that one, kiddo.

*unsheathes corn*

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Rolled 24611 (1d99999)

Injuns get rid of disease, Shit expands.
Fill NC, spill Maryland and Delaware.

>>406515
REEEEEEEE OH YES

Rolled 89413 (1d99999)

>>406515
same as before

Rolled 32976 (1d99999)

>>406515
>>406526

May the pig squeel ring in the ears of the enemies of the East Coast.

Roll to fill lower half of Michigan State

>>406515
fill Iowa, spillin into Illinois if necessary

Rolled 81730 (1d99999)

>>406515
Kick the Injuns out of Tejas and start attacking them in Oklahoma

Rolled 1343 (1d99999)

>>406515
phil oregon smear any leftover shit on washington

Rolled 58568 (1d99999)

>>406532
forgot my rol
l>>406531
that no pig squeal, that's the sound of the beta uprising

>>406515
Continue my expansion.

Rolled 54327 (1d99999)

>>406551

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>>406538
+2 disease, nice. I just realized I got dubs which means I have 12 disease, REEEE FUCK OFF DISEASE I'M TOO POWERFUL

Rolled 79698 (1d99999)

>>406567
same as before, i need colorado

Rolled 58154 (1d99999)

>>406567
Start genociding the Injuns for trying to build a wall on us
>Take Injun territory in Oklahoma.

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Rolled 24707 (1d99999)

>>406567
FILL THE FUCK OUT OF MARYLAND AND DELAWARE! SPILL INTO VIRGINIA
>>406567
Nevermind.

Rolled 28243 (1d99999)

>>406567
Continue my expansion, still.

Rolled 16974 (1d99999)

>>406567
expand shit in oregon
MAKE IT BROWN

>>406569
fuck

Rolled 94620 (1d99999)

>>406567

How the hell does disease work? I've rolled dubs twice in the thread lol

Roll to expand to Northern Michigan Peninsula

Rolled 17970 (1d99999)

>>406567
Fill Iowa, spill illinois

>>406587
You can unleash it upon your enemies.

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Rolled 27271 (1d99999)

Fill Virginia now.

Rolled 88185 (1d99999)

>>406614
CONTINUE

Rolled 53070 (1d99999)

>>406614
More Oklahoma, Injun territory
>Fill Oklahoma Gringo

Rolled 54530 (1d99999)

>>406614
So I can use my disease tiles on enemies, can i use it on the injuns?

also same as before

Rolled 12046 (1d99999)

>>406614

Fill Michigan, any spills south into Wisconsin

Rolled 91540 (1d99999)

>>406614
finish oregon and then smear that shit on washington

>>406627
Yes, you can. They'll get distracted by it quite easily.

>>406638
let's do that then

>>406614
Fill Iowa, spill Illinois

>>406596

How do you accrue them, though? You said you got them from rolling dubs, but that's not on the map...

>>406653
Yeah I know, I thought it did but it just tells me I haven't hosted this in a while. You can get them through trips, palindromes, and straights. Fuck you reminded me of my other dubs. But yeah, that's how you obtain it.

>>406637
>Distracting eachother
>Allowing Alaska to sweep in and eskimo rape you
...You guys realize this fight is going nowhere right?

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Rolled 26203 (1d99999)

Injins make slow gains on Mexibeaners while they develop a bio-weapon. Fill Virginia.

Rolled 13842 (1d99999)

>>406676
Spill into the rest of colorado while injuns are distracted.

Rolled 4918 (1d99999)

>>406676
EXPAND
>>406667
Hey, I have the rest of Alaska, Hawaii, and California to take before I ever think about war.

Rolled 121 (1d99999)

>>406667
Sometimes u have to shit first and ask questions later

>>406676
I said finish oregon first then smear washington *facepalm*

Rolled 56010 (1d99999)

>>406676
Fill Michigan and advance into Wisconsin

I assume the Hardinian Empire has left,>>406646 Grange, NAP with me for territory along the Mississippi River?

Rolled 39922 (1d99999)

>>406676
FUCK I DIDN"T ROLL. same as before, fill iowa, spill illinoise

Rolled 60795 (1d99999)

>>406676
>Injuns +8 Tiles
>Roll of 0= 15 Tiles, +4
>8>19
Wat
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ignoring that, Continue the assault on the Injuns in Oklahoma

>>406692
what the serious fuck

>>406705
DISEASE! IT IS DISEASE JESUS CHRIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>406701
You get East, I get West

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Rolled 73304 (1d99999)

Mexicans have disease to kill Injuns with and I fill Virginia, spilling into Tennessee

>>406705
>53070
>070
>palindrome
>Pali=1disease

Rolled 17738 (1d99999)

>>406744
Fill Iowa, spill Missouri

Rolled 31272 (1d99999)

>>406734
agreed

You missed my roll to fill Michigan here >>406701

Rolling to go to Wisconsin.

Rolled 5912 (1d99999)

>>406744
shot on oregon then on washington

Rolled 61834 (1d99999)

>>406722
Oh, thanks Gringo,
>Expand into Oklahoma, taking injun land
>Give them Disease by giving their women spicy frijoles.

>>406755
>mfw you get 2 disease tiles and don't even know it.

Rolled 76588 (1d99999)

>>406744
place down two more disease tiles while the injuns are still distracted
fill colorado, spill into wyoming,

>>406755

>272
1 disease tile??

Rolled 69986 (1d99999)

>>406744
Finish Alaska, unless I get 0 or higher, in which case, move into Hawaii.

>>406760
*shit

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Rolled 30449 (1d99999)

Fill Virginia, spill into Tennessee

Rolled 39567 (1d99999)

>>406818
attack the injuns, kick them out of NM and Nevada

Rolled 85560 (1d99999)

>>406818
Attempt an expansion into Hawaii.

Rolled 4766 (1d99999)

>>406818
Take that Oklohoman Injun land
>Do it Gringo

Rolled 27994 (1d99999)

>>406818
missed my roll here >>406753
also, fill Iowa, spill Missouri

>>406836
>36 Tiles
Ole!
Use any spare tiles to kick them out of Kansas too Gringo!

Rolled 28907 (1d99999)

>>406818
>Still hasn't taken oregon tiles after telling him 3 times
>OP confirmed for shithead
as far as I'm concerned I have a +4t, nigger

>>406744
>>406818
Yes, of course, because there isn't a giant forming swastika in Oregon. Fuck off.
>>406854

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Rolled 12692 (1d99999)

Since Dumpers didn't roll to conquer a specific area I am forced to skip him. Conquer Tennessee

>>406877
Finish Hawaii.
Also, can you reinforce in this map?

Rolled 62921 (1d99999)

>>406877
continue filling injun land

Rolled 75822 (1d99999)

>>406877
Fill Missouri, spill Arkansas

>>406872
>doesn't know the difference between washington and oregon
>OP of a risk threat
thatsamericaneducation4u.jpg

Rolled 46327 (1d99999)

>>406877
Take all of the Injun land in Oklahoma, Any spare tiles go towards killing them off in Kansas.
And if there are any spare after that, Take over Oklahoma.
>Good Gringo

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Rolled 27269 (1d99999)

>>406818

Come on dude. You've missed my last two rolls now...

>>406755
>>406701

When you update, can you please do those two AND this third one?

Roll for Ohio.

Also rolling for this map...so 4 rolls in total....

>>406877
I said oregon and washington 50 times, quit being retarded

Rolled 22935 (1d99999)

>>406912 was third roll for this map >>406818


>>406877
This roll is for the newest map.

>>406921

Dude, I feel you. OP missed my last 3 rolls.

>>406912
>Come on dude. You've missed my last two rolls now...
He's retarded. Like legit retarded. I feel kinda bad for him. No wonder he's so lonely.

>>406933
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE'S NEVER HEARD OF ME

>>406960

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Take the time to do everyone's update and not just your own. This is what happens when OP plays his own game...

GLN, btw. switched to my laptop.

>>406990

disregard switching to the laptop. was on my phone and thought it was running data not the wifi

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>>406990
>>406997
you do sure put the smart in [b]smart[b]phone

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>>407013

>>407013
>Newfags can't into our cool words
Only OP can do those, man.

So....anyone wanna be the new OP?

Ours seems to have bailed

>>407080
I was the OP from the last US thread. No fucking way I'm doing it.

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>>407094

You said you'd come back to that thread by 11pm....

>>407077
never been on /qst/ before you fucking cunt

>>407029
This is a blue board, mate. I won't report you, since I don't want you banned in the middle of the game, but keep in mind the status of the board.
>>407080
>>407094
Stay patient.

>>407112
Why didn't you read the sticky?

>>407111
turns out i didn't have to work today

>>407120
only normies read stickies.

We is /b/tards

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>>407120
i skimmed it

>>407131
You can become a superior breed. Abandon /b/, that horrible board, and become a /qst/master.
>>407136
It's so short, how can you skim it?

>>407144
I've been looking around. As far as questing goes, I'm in two D&D campaigns on Roll20.

Other than that I frequent /k/ and browse /b/ and /pol/ occasionally

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>>407144
i don't know, but im starting to think op is too busy jerking off to the guy on my pic

>>407155
It's obvious you haven't been here too long. A month or two?

>>406818
Florida & Georgia.
Atlantica
Cyan

>>407173

Like a couple days lol. I work second shift 4-midnight and then play games online with my friends. sleep in. The weekend is really my only free time.

>>407184

FYI OP is MIA

>>407185
Wow. I was trying to be generous. You ever here of r9k? Ditch /pol/, go to r9k.

>>407155
What other kinds of quests do you like?
Also, I want to run something by you guys.

A lot of idiots want to move Hungergames here, even though they're as much quests as rollimages. So I've thought of a way to turn them into quests. Have all characters you imput be given stats, then have items they find, alliances they make, and other things that happen to them influence those stats and the future of the game.
So far, it's still not a quest, really. More like a sporting event, something to watch. But if you let the guy who started the program gift items to the characters, twice a turn, and then have Anons on /qst/ root for characters and vote for who gets something, and what, then it's a quest!
What do you guys think? I'm hoping someone who knows anything about programming might pick it up sometime.

>>407080
I can for a bit. Want me to create a new map? I dumped some
>>403209

>>407203

I know of r9k.

I've been on /b/ and /k/ for the past 7 years. don't explore the rest much.

>>407221
the summer of /b must of fucked with your head then. I thought you were underage and still kind of do.

>>407220
I've probably played 20 or so games of Risk on 4chan and never finished a single one...Sure, new map it is.

>>407204
I'd be really into a Fallout/Stalker type quest. Post-Apocalyptic survival or zombie breakout both scenarios working with a group, etc.

I've always wanted to do a WW2 type D&D rolling different specialties like machine gunner, sniper, demolitions, etc. Squad based adventure

>>407229

I began when underage. I'm 24. What makes you think that? I mean, clearly adopting the newer (fairly retarded) form of communication rampant on /b/ probably didn't help.

>>407229
lets be honest, here i think most of us started browsing 4chan when we were all underage. I'm 20 now, but I didn't hear of 4chan until I saw a bunch of guys in habbo hotel (yes i used to play that when i was underage stfu) playing as black guys in tuxedos, afros, and telling everyone that the pool was closed.

>>407244
(when i was in the 4th grade)

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>>407244

I remember that haha...There were plenty of raids and swastikas.

>>406485
Let's do this one next, then.
>>407244
I started at 13. Had never heard of it before finding a few images on Google of screencaps.
Liked 'em, decided to check out the place, and went to /b/. I left the next day, branching out to /v/. I didn't stay on /v/ very long, either. Now I mainly visit some slower boards.

>>407252

I'm not a huge fan of Eurasian Maps. Also so many invasion routes from the islands lol.

What about just Europe/North Africa?

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>>407270
?

>>407281

That's kind of what I was thinking. What's with the tiles on the water?

>>407270
>>407281
i really don't want to play on europe/asia/africa maps. not that they're good. its just that they're so common its just that want to play on a something else.

>>407294

What then? Full world? or what?

>>407294
*on something else.
I can't English.

>>407237
pick one out of my selection

>>407252
I say we play this map. Mainly because people are always playing the same maps and rarely pick others like china or that have gimmiks like this one.

>>407298
this is why>>407303

>>407303
Yeah lets just stick with this one and make a new thread.
I like how the text is easy to read and how the rules are clear and simple.
(even if disease is pretty fuzzy)

>>407306
alright then, let's go for it. I'll give it a shot

Link the new thread and I'm in.

>>407300

give me a bit, I'll OP but I must eat dinner. Me back in an hour or so.
<3

>>407331

I might not make it. Gonna go to a movie with my girlfriend...

Tarzan or Lights Out??

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>>407331
you still live with your parents?
>>407337
you actually have a life? get off my board, normie.

>>407341
>Not being a NEET living with mama

>>407341
he said he has to eat dinner...didn't say anything about who's making it

and yea, I have a life lol

>>407337
Lights out.
Tarzan is for kiddos.
>>407353
I'm gonna make it, but I have to have dinner soon, its in the oven and I'm just waiting until afterwards so you don't get two updates then none.
You can also join this Risk thread
>>403209
This one I'm OPing

>>407341
I don't, but I'm cooking up something. The timer says 7 minutes as of now.

>>407372

I heard the new Tarzan was pretty good though.

As far as the new thread...which map is it, because the last few posts are just various maps with 0 updates

>>407383
I think it's the one with the moon and nukes.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE FUCKING SPICS FROM DOWN THE STREET ALWAYS BEING NICE AND VISITING UNEXPECTEDLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>407424

alright, cool. Is it gonna be in that same thread or a new one?

>>407427

Lol.

I thought it was mi casa es su casa, not the other way around.

>>407434
>>407427
Looks like we can start that later.

>>407427

You still suck for not tracking my rolls for 3 updates.

>>407427
im a bit glad that i still stuck around. i wonder if anyone else is still here.

>>407427

Sooo...are we going to continue?

>>407554
i don't think so, only me and you actually stuck around. everyone else is gone.

>>407568
I'd be up for a new game, I kind of want to host actually, but it'd be my first time.

I'm still here.

>>407427
>>407554
>>407571
>>407575
maybe op could remove everyone else from the map, good thing he saved it as .png, and continue from there.

>>407571
>>407568
>>407575

you three and I all stuck around. I've never hosted and haven't ever really wanted to lol (maybe one day) but I'm down to play again and will be patient

>>407606
you know what, i'll op, i've done a few in the past. (not on this board). but i think i could do it.

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>>407607

I like this map

Also, make a post on /pol/ linking to the new thread

>>407608
i'm continuing this one. just give me time to remove everyone else.
also, put down your nation name, color, and starting location, until then.

>>407608
>>407607

I'm down for whatever map. Just link it here please

>>407612
uh just use the map in the OP

>>407612


Sounds good. Gonna continue as Great Lakes Nation (GLN) and dark blue, western NY

>>407612
Appalachia

Gold

East Tennessee

>>407612
Alaska, cyan.

>>407673
you need to role, add role+1d99999 to the options bar
>>407683
same as i just said, also, you never gave a nation name

Canadian Invasion
Light Red
North Dakota

Rolled 40919 (1d99999)

>>407692

>>407692
My name is the Kingdom of Alaska.

>>407695
see>>407692

it should look like this

Rolled 31992 (1d99999)

>>407695
Heres my starting roll, start me off on the Northern Border of North Dakota, and use any spare tiles to spread south within North Dakota.

>>407661

Suppose I should roll, unless I can keep my territories lol

Rolled 83578 (1d99999)

>>407703
whoops
it's dice+1d99999, im retarded

Rolled 32292 (1d99999)

>>407702
>>407683

>>407697
>>407703
starting roll gets me a disease tile

wew

Rolled 96254 (1d99999)

>>407716
and it didn't work...let's try again.

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>>407726
i'll ignore it, it starts now.

>>407608
I'll OP guis!
Prussia Claimed
>>407733

Rolled 24262 (1d99999)

>>407735
Expand.

Rolled 81038 (1d99999)

>>407735
Fill Tennessee

>>407735
Cascadia
Southern Washington and Northern Oregon

Rolled 71764 (1d99999)

>>407753
ROLE YOU FUCKING MELVIN
dice+1d99999 in the options

Rolled 44407 (1d99999)

>>407735

Roll to fill Michigan peninsula and spill into northern Wisconsin

Rolled 49252 (1d99999)

FILL NORTH DAKOTA
>Nation of peace eh?

Rolled 94950 (1d99999)

>>407760
kek okay

>>407774
and put Cascadia in your name, don't post as anonymous

>>407784

Rolled 84627 (1d99999)

now i will role
expand into wyoming, use 8 of my tiles to prevent any injuns form taking my land