"Lets see what we can do in two hours" edition
ref to >>27804
You are a 17 year old guy named Mike.
Your girlfriend Kate just invited you to her house and asked you for money. After reluctantly giving her money, she left and made you guard the house.
What now?
>>40500
Masturbate.
>>40500
See how you can make the money you lost to Kate by looking at what's in the house.
>>40500
Rip a small piece of fabric off your shirt and wrap it around your forehead like a bandanna.
>>40500
Masturbate.
You decided to check the stuff inside tho house, looking for things with value
You check:
>upper floor
>current floor
>basement
>>40532
Upper floor
>>40532
Upper floor.
>>40532
masturbate.
You check the upper floor and came across Kate's room. Its a little tidier than expected.
>>40564
Hmmm, let's look around a bit. See what we can find.
>>40564
Steal them panties you sly motherfucker.
>>40564
Snoop around a bit.
By searching around the room, you found the jackpot
what now
>>40616
burn them
cleanse all in holy fire
>>40616
Throw them into the neighbor's open window.
>>40616
Wear them
>>40616
Put a pair on and check yourself out in the mirror
>>40616
Wear one of them on your head.
>>40641
this
sorry guys, brb
will deliver
>>40641
Only one?
>>40737
yes , the most smelly one
>>40616
Make a chainpanty armor
>>40758
This one.
>>40758
I approve of this idea.
>>40739
They're all clean, though.
>>40758
this
>>40656
RIP OP
>>40758
This
>>40758
DO IT FAGGOT
>>40656
Are you dead?
>>40500
Bump
Good to see you back OP.
Update: later
>>43084
Okay, no problemo. You have a twitter or something?
Can we use Kate again in the future
>>40656
Right when we hit the jackpot too
Finally I can get back to this
Using your particular set of skills, you have crafted a chainmail from your gf's panties!
Prolly with this you could get your money back...
>>49204
If we could use her diary as a shield and her comb as a dagger were set!
I wonder what happened to Kate...
>>49204
Explore her room. See what girly stuff she keeps in her closet and stuff.
As you mess around Kate's stuff you noticed a book below her pillow. A brown leather book. Pretty plain for your gf's taste...
>>49273
Read read read read
>>49273
Read and if there is nothing of interest then right about your awesome dongerino to fool her into thinking she wrote that and thus making her think about how awesome Mr. Dongerino is.
If there is something of interest, well shit.
>>49273
Read it, also masturbate if there's anything worth fapping to in there.
>>49291
Write*Holy shit, I'm stoopid.
>>49296
Torture fantasies involving us count as primo fapping material.
>>49273
Invade her personal space and read that shit
>>45429
>>49238
This happened at the same time as part 1. Only with a different perspective as to what happened to Mike.
You opened the bookbcuz screw privacy amiriteand turns it out it was a diary. You didn't know she kept a diary.
You happened to stop at an entry not too long ago.
>05/xx/20xx
>Ugh, school is so boring! All of the subjects are too easy! Everyone keeps talking to me like we're close! ARGH!
>Mike is too easy to play with. Like seriously, he has no backbone when it comes to me. I guess I'll keep him for a little while~.
>Even my parents are too easy! They think they can be lenient because I have good judgment...Yeah right.
>God,I wish I can just go wild one day.
>Please?
>>49355
keep reading to see if she made any mention of what she was going to do today, or the reason she called you over other than just to get money
otherwise, explore her room a bit more, she might have some other stuff in her room to be of use since she's a "wild girl" that her parents doesn't know about
>>49355
Try and justify what you read as you go through the first stage of grief.
>>49355
Piss on her bed in a fit of rage.
You browsed the succeeding pages but the next entries were paraphrased rehashes like
>Oh man I wanna kill some time, if you know what I mean~
>I want off of this smothering atmosphere right now!
>Ugh, those boys at school are too clingy. Someone needs to teach them a lesson~
The most recent entry only has four words:
>That's it. I'm done.
>"Hmm, probably she's experimenting on creative writing? Or wait..."
>>49424
Holy bananas Batman, Kate is actually Two Face!
>>49424
Decide she is probably depressed or something, no big deal.
Put the diary back where we found it and try to find her bras.
>>49424
written to vague to make assumptions, just put the book back the way you found it.
>>49424
Leave to go confront Kate about thi
You return the book to its original place. Slightly shocked with what you just read, you start to wonder if all written there was true...
You decide to confront her about it, but she didnt specify where she would shop...
>>49565
This makes you hungry. Go to the shop and buy some bananas and nutela
>>49579
seconding
>go to walmart
>>49579
To walmart OP
>>49565
this
>>52882
Onward to Walmart you friendly OP!
>>49565
FIND HER PORN
EVERY GIRL HAS PORN IN HER ROOMS
SEARCH FOR IT
Masturbate under the covers as quickly as possible.
I cant seem to get to update very often.
I'll try when I can.( :u)
>>58301
u back now?
where is mai waifu?
>>58301
This quest is pretty fun. It is sad that you cant update often.
>>58555
nice trips, ill get to it when i can
As you entered the closest store in your place, you notice a crowd dispersing and a buff guy escorted to the back by two Walmart employees.
>im changing the art a bit...
>>65334
Follow them and eavesdrop on them
>>65343
This.
>>65334
Buy ice cream
You tried to eavesdrop after following them but an employee stopped you on your way, saying its employees only.
>>65507
Get that ice cream, then.
>>65507
Say you were hired a few days before and you need to go there to recieve your uniform and start working
>>65507
Go o out to a shed in the back, you feel compelled to do so
>>65516
Social 'hacking' ftw.
You tried to sell your "new hire and need to get the uniform" story but she did not buy it.
Turns out she works at HR.
You awkwardly exit the place...
>>65542
Run back to the house befere Kate knows that you left the house alone
Find a gun to get back at that bitch of an employee.
Worrying that Kate might catch you leaving the house, you headed to the bus stop going to her house.
>>65680
IT BEGINS
>>65703
welp autosage began as well.
oh well we stopped at the end of 1.5 anyway...
>>65716
>welp autosage began as well.
Why is that? Shouldn't it happen only after 300 posts?
Sorry I'm new to the board
>>66438
Autosage begins after 72 hours.
>>66447
I see
>>65716
100 percent good shit OP. Looking forward to more/other stuff.