name
start
color
I am playing and OPing. While i absolutely hate this i have been pruned 3 times today and want to f-ing play
>>401200
name
>>401200
The Netherlands
Orange
The Netherlands
>>401200
London
The Iceni Tribe
Light Purple
House Lannister
Red
London
>>401200
Jimmy's Land
Blue
France Paris Area
Kekish Kaliphate.
Lime Green.
Alexandria, Egypt.
>>401216
Nuuuuuu
France instead
this response time ffs
Are we using the dice?
I don't know how to use the dice
>>401237
>>401218
Fuck you know what?
Put me in Scotland final decision.
>>401200
Byzantinum
Red
Constantinople
>>401218
read the rules
Rolled 26231 (1d99999)
>>401227
Testing dice roll
>>401239
>>401200
Byzantium
Any color
Istanbul
>>401227
Ok guys Bulgarian from the other thread here
If you're gonna play on /qst/ use the dice because the posts are too slow on this board
Do dice+1d10000 in the Options menu
>>401200
>The Australian Embassy in Egypt
>Teal
>Egypt
>>401242
Ups meant Rose
>>401239
>>401249
>>401227
i was going to use the old way
thoughts everyone?
>>401258
Hey there good lookin
>>401265
Yes, we are refugees.
>>401265
Yea but we'll be back there again tomorrow when that one janitor stops being a baby
>>401265
Actually, let me start in Norway.
>>401269
i vote on old
>>401269
old
>>401271
lmao wtf is this haha
>>401286
>Just stay here
:DDD lol
>>401284
its better to use the dice, this boards to easy to just wait for a high get.
I vote dice.
>>401269
old
>>401258
>>401288
>>401286
If here are more Risk threads, yes.
>>401269
Dice
>>401265
>Have you guys been kicked off /pol/?
Threads keep getting deleted, but they leave the stupid 'praise kek' shitpost threads up.
>>401288
>>401311
Because Kek is secretly a mod.
>>401310
We're going back to /pol/ first thing tomorrow morning. It's just a night stay for us
Not gonna let the risk community on pol die off so easy
bout to mupdate... one of you got a different color bc the other was taken i think but going to check i got everyone so hold on
can some one how to put the dice option on?
>I just started to use /pol/ for risks
>Got banned
>Have to migrate here and my computer doesn't work so i have to use an okay mobile app to browse 4chan
>>401310
Maybe I will do one tomorrow.
>>401265
leave my lands
>>401200
Dark Grey
Bavaria and Austria.
South German Confederation
I offer a treaty of mutual cooperation to you, Mighty Brandenburg.
>>401327
copy paste this
dice+1d99999
into options, under name.
Rolled 57460 (1d99999)
>>401345
test
Mupdate when?
>>401279
ok
Rolled 23699 (1d99999)
>>401349
test
>>401345
Testing
dice+1d99999
>>401327
Put dice=[Number of dice]d[Number of sides on each]
Rolled 36401 (1d99999)
Test
>>401355
>99
>55
checked dubbly dubs
Rolled 37400 (1d99999)
>>401356
wtf I hate rolling now
>>401303
changing
>>401341
I decided to switch to Norway.
>>401325
>Not gonna let the risk community on pol die off so easy
How will you get them to stop banning/deleting?
Rolled 73958 (1d99999)
Test
Is OP kill?
Rolled 75935 (1d99999)
test
>>401368
This literally happens once in a blue moon
Anyway, /qst/ is pretty great, am I right?
Don't forget to check out some of our other attractions and get some souvenirs.
>>401372
I will OP for him.
>>401365
Are you fred from yday?
>>401366
Thank You very much My people thank you
>>401381
It's okay Anon-kun~ I like it.
>>401381
>shilling this hard for people to stay on your empty board
maybe you should come with us back to /pol/ when we leave.
>>401385
yes
this everyone?
>>401366
Yes /pol/ thanks you
Rolled 78803 (1d99999)
>>401396
Fill France aim for cities
Rolled 58602 (1d99999)
>>401396
Fill France
Rolled 52847 (1d99999)
>>401396
Take Brussels
Rolled 95785 (1d99999)
>>401396
Sail to Irakleo, take the fish on the way.
spills to athens.
>>401396
The Iceni warriors march on the rest of the UK, sieging every city.
Rolled 99644 (1d99999)
>>401396
Fill in Southern Egypt
Rolled 38379 (1d99999)
>>401396
Capture Odesa and Iasi, spill towards the wheat
>>401415
Forgot my bonus.
Rolled 86086 (1d99999)
>>401396
Fill the Balkans expand to Sofia and Skopje
Rolled 87821 (1d99999)
>>401419
Shit forgot that dice
Waiting .... 23s ....... 18s .........12s .....7s...... come on stupid bo
>>401424
NAP, friendo?
Rolled 693 (1d99999)
>>401396
Yes. Do you accept my offer of friendship?
Also asking for friendship with all Germanics
(UK, Sweden,Netherlands)
Rolling to head to Stuttgart and Nuremberg.
>>401408
Forgot bonus aswell
>>401430
Want to ally? And can I have Scotland?
>>401436
sorry there senpai
>>401430
Want to create an NAP since we're so close?
>>401434
That sounds fine
>>401396
ADD YOUR BONUSES!!!
>>401437
The Dutch do not wish to war on Germany
Do not worry
>>401407
I'm in France, i don't see you on the map friend
>>401442
Scotland is for the Celts
>>401452
Yes
Sos lads but ima have to leave.
Cya.
>>401460
Excellent. Does Sweden-Norway wish to be freunden?
Same to Brits!
>>401436
dice+1d99999
>>401396
Did you not add me? op? i asked for france first
>>401479
copy in into Options
>>401472
Where are you located on the map?
Rolled 31081 (1d99999)
FUCK!
>>401472
I'll ally if you won't go further than Denmark, won't take anything in the sea under me, and will leave me Iceland.
>>401484
Bavaria
>>401437
NAP then
>>401484
Mighty Queen Boudicca our people wish
for peace between our peoples All i want Is my Kingdom of The Benelux and i ask you to leave my lands alone i hope that you can agree
>>401494
I would like a NAP with you
>>401505
Take that Oil and move toi Goteborg.
>>401508
that is agreeable
>>401505
Move north towards Kyiv
>>401505
Jimmy's Land
Spain
Green
add me OP
Rolled 32431 (1d99999)
>>401505
Continue marching through the British Isles, focusing on the cities.
Fill France by aiming for the bonus to the coast, then towards the eastern boarder.
>>401505
Fill Baden-Wurttemberg and Bavaria. Spill into Switzerland and Austria.
>>401510
ok guys screw the dice for this game
>>401505
Sail to Den mark go for Copenhagen
Rolled 28821 (1d99999)
>>401517
Forgot to roll
Rolled 50999 (1d99999)
>>401505
Corridor to the 3 +2 cities
Rolled 45772 (1d99999)
>>401528
forgot it
>>401516
My dice is clearly rigged, can I speak to a manager about this?
Rolled 94049 (1d99999)
>>401522
forgot rollo
>>401537
Oh wait, I didn't notice my other city.
Anyway, are we screwing the dice? I should make one of these for use on /qst/.
>>401530
Holy shit spill into Turkey
>>401537
Is there a way you would let me have it like me being Allied with you ?
Rolled 88113 (1d99999)
>>401505
Fill in Egypt
>>401501
I agree
>>401545
Friend
>>401527
What about timing the gets?
>>401547
Wonderful
>>401545
Maybe. I do need protection. Ally with me and line up on the coast, and don't go any further than Copenhagen. Do not move into Sweden. And specify that with OP.
>>401525
Pssh u wanna be my ally?
>>401555
i did not think of this... ok... will got back and edit for the rolls as best i can
>>401549
Hey there bud
>>401527
Posts move too slowly to just use post number though. All you have to do for gets is timing.
>>401566
Don't worry about messing up a bit, you'll get used to it :)
>>401558
Alright
>>401564
Sounds good to me familia
>>401584
Very good.
>>401579
Great.
Rolled 90140 (1d99999)
>>401505
take hanover and hamburg
>>401577
>>401587
It would be if you take the rest of the north and leave our Germanic and Anglo brothers alone
please use dice i guess and let me know if i missed you... this round some got more than their rolls because if the no was higher i left it
>>401605
I will. I just want Scandinavia, Iceland, Faeroe Islands, and Russia.
>>401584
We shall crush our enemies.
Rolled 45106 (1d99999)
>>401606
Fill western Ukraine, spill to Belarus
Rolled 83875 (1d99999)
>>401606
Fill Spain
Rolled 17230 (1d99999)
is kek here???
>>401606
go for polish cities
>>401606
Move to the edge of Sweden, but leave Copenhagen, take Stockholm and Aland, move up.
Rolled 67113 (1d99999)
>>401606
Aim for the bonuses towards the south and south-west
Rolled 82275 (1d99999)
>>401606
Fill the rest of The Netherlands and Belgium
Rolled 76740 (1d99999)
>>401606
Corridor other 3 +2 cities and spill in Turkey
Rolled 22131 (1d99999)
>>401606
Continue through the UK
(I better not get 1 again)
Rolled 43652 (1d99999)
>>401606
Go for the Egyptian city
Rolled 80955 (1d99999)
>>401620
I keep forgetting.
>>401627
kek xoxo
>>401627
MY DICE IS BROKEN HALP
>>401618
Kek left.
>>401627
pail
there is no pali... do we leave as is or vote to add pali points guys?
>>401622
Bonus corrected
>>401652
What are pali point?
>>401594
Can you not head towards mighty Cologne please? Danke!
>>401657
if the last few digits read the same forward and backward (like 545 5445) some maps give a bonus score
Tak Alsace lorraine, Nuremberg, and head towards Koln.
>>401682
Ah, I see. And what would a bonus of 6886 look like, OP kun~?
>>401692
>i have to wait for the count down
I get what Bulgaria was saying about this board being so slow.
>>401689
20, 25, or 30T something like that
>>401702
They should minimize the cooldown to 5 or 10 seconds and maybe add some auto dice roller in.
>>401702
we could move to trash... or keep it up here. the benefit is i dont think it would be removed here
>>401706
Thx for explaining OP.
>>401688
uuuuuugggggghhhhh he forgot the dice
>>401712
Nah let's keep it going here.
I'm not going to furfag hell /trash/.
>>401712
Guys, don't leave.
>>401720
Yeah it's actually pretty comfy here.
>>401725
i you have contact with the mods... TELL THEM TO CUT THE COUNTDOWN TO 10 SEC
Rolled 51362 (1d99999)
>>401718
I have no clue what happened. Take two
>>401745
Just mupdate. If he's slow that's his problem. We can't wait all night for him.
PALI RULES ARE ADDED FOR THIS AND FUTURE TURNS BUT NO PREVIOUS TURNS.
THIS IS BY EDICT OF THE OP
KEK IS GONE so should be everyone.... we good?
Rolled 45047 (1d99999)
I'm sorry everyone, my PC died and my phone keeps fucking up.
Rolled 68751 (1d99999)
>>401770
Fill western Ukraine, spill to Belarus
Rolled 20719 (1d99999)
>>401770
take polish cities fill gaps also
Rolled 11468 (1d99999)
>>401770
Take the rest of Belgium And Luxembourg
Rolled 79530 (1d99999)
>>401770
Take that fish, take the Shetlands, the Faeroes, and take Iceland.
Rolled 85150 (1d99999)
Fill France by taking the two cities to the west and filling out from there.
>>401770
Expand into Balkan and Syria. Focus on cities.
>>401789
And take those two islands to the south.
Rolled 37233 (1d99999)
>>401770
Dublin then fill in the Isles
Rolled 95372 (1d99999)
>>401793
Forgot roll
Rolled 61452 (1d99999)
>>401770
Fill in more Egypt
>>401774
With this roll I will take Koln and Strasbourg. Any spill will head to Nuremburg.
>>401805
Finally!
Spills to Portugal
>>401814
a few shy of the sea trip
6 spill, where?
>>401811
dice
>>401835
Mark the point where my ships are on the sea tiles. That's how OPs usually do it and continue next mupdate
Rolled 28730 (1d99999)
>>401839
I'm using the Roll I linked to
If not that then this
jimmy?
Rolled 80838 (1d99999)
>>401876
go for prague then slovakian city fill gaps
Rolled 62898 (1d99999)
>>401876
Fill Belarus
Rolled 84577 (1d99999)
>>401876
Fill towards the two cities in the east and out from there
Rolled 66237 (1d99999)
>>401876
Take the rest of Belgium and Luxembourg
Rolled 36139 (1d99999)
>>401876
Fill Balkans
Rolled 77268 (1d99999)
>>401876
Take the upper oil, the rest of Iceland, and finish Norway and Sweden. Then start on Finland.
Rolled 98909 (1d99999)
>>401876
More Egypt
>>401893
filled an ugly gap in moldava instead bro... cool?
>>401885
ayyy dubs
>>401882
NAP?
Rolled 67108 (1d99999)
>>401876
Land in Portugal and expand
Oh shit waddup
>>401897
That's fine
>>401876
Do you mind if i fell the gap in west Germany once i have the Benelux my people need Lebensraum
>>401913
ayy lmao
Rolled 50402 (1d99999)
>>401876
Take all of the German land to the Czech border. Spill into Strasbourg and Austria.
Again I formally apologize for holding shit up earlier. I'm on an iPhone 4 so it fucks up 24/7.
>>>/pol/82445100
Bump this thread for more players
>>401917
that is fine
mupdate soon... 1 min to see if jimmy rolls... that fucker
>>401934
Thanks i think he is gone
>>401923
do you want to attack lannister... he is also going for strasburg...
>>401932
is this a new game or to get people here?
you arent leaving us are you boudicca?
>>401951
To get people here
I remember a shit load of these names from /pol/, have they actually been trying to stop risk or is it the janitors acting up?
Rolled 58731 (1d99999)
I must go to eat dinner. I will be gon for about an hour. Noone attack me please and I wish to use this roll to fill in Austria and Slovenia.
>>401961
Janitors
>>401961
Both
Year 6, every one expanding an being very nice.... we will see if this keeps up i guess
>>401986
Fill France by getting those cities to the south and expanding from there.
Rolled 36193 (1d99999)
>>401986
take Nuremberg, then fill poland and spill baltics
Rolled 63186 (1d99999)
>>401986
Lisbon, rest of Portugal, then sail to Morocco
Rolled 69554 (1d99999)
>>401986
Sail to the lands of jimmy and take it
>>401989
dice
also my bonus
>>401986
Speed to those Fish and to the Soviet Star.
>>401986
Continue to fill in Egypt
>>401986
Cross the Adria and expand into Middelitaly focusing on Rome.
Rolled 94384 (1d99999)
>>402005
Here's my roll.
Rolled 98708 (1d99999)
>>401989
forgot to roll
Rolled 78650 (1d99999)
>>402012
Rolled 65028 (1d99999)
>>402007
Fuck
Rolled 13035 (1d99999)
>>401986
Advance into the Baltic states
Rolled 1718 (1d99999)
>>401986
Fill Spain
>>402032
Oh my well jimmy it seems we are at war i cant stop i promised my people Lands in Spain i must go on
>>402047
No hard feelings I fight you respectfully
Rolled 91338 (1d99999)
>>402060
Continue to fill Spain
Rolled 27419 (1d99999)
>>402047
you just did get there so determine if you are indeed at war
fill gaps and go to baltics
>>402056
Attack Jimmy take his city's treat his people with respect
Rolled 21663 (1d99999)
>>402071
Move to take the city to the west and the two Italian cities to the east.
>>402072
dice
Rolled 13258 (1d99999)
>>402072
woops
Rolled 43516 (1d99999)
>>402060
Fill Italy and Greece, spill in East.
Rolled 40713 (1d99999)
>>402060
March to Budapest
>>402060
Fez > Oil
>>402060
Last bits of Egypt
Spills to Israel
Rolled 20232 (1d99999)
>>402060
Take Finland, the oil, and the lumber.
Jimmy is honored to fight his best friend
Rolled 78644 (1d99999)
>>402077
Fucks sake sorry
Rolled 71180 (1d99999)
>>402088
roll
>>402079
attack lannister?
Rolled 92426 (1d99999)
>>402090
>>402101
iron?
>>402095
Jimmy ever since i met you i knew one day we had to clash but i am glad its today lets have a glorious battle friend
Klaus's Realm
Volgograd
d.green
>>402114
I have the utmost respect for you, what ever the out come I still love you
>>402120
adding
>>402113
Oil first
>>402115
Thanks i would not want it any other way
Rolled 21142 (1d99999)
test for roll
anyone up for an alliance otherwise i'll prob get steamrolled in no time
>>402121
I feel the same
>>402079
if you do not answer i will assume you wish to fight over north italy
>>402138
Will you update the names, alliances, and NAPs?
>>402145
>Klaus's Realm
ok while i wait on byzantine to answer will do this
>>402137
I respect your ally but truly this is just a conflict between me and you a brotherhood that no one else on this world understands
>>402125
the dwarf is netherlands?
>>402138
ups no
>>402125
nm wasnt using brain
>>402138
(not yet)
>>402095
>Catalog
>>402114
>>402121
>>402137
>>402153
>>402196
are you jealous of this true love
>>402160
Tyrion lannister
Year 8
Jimmy and the Dutch battle for spain.
OP grants the new guy in volgegrad two rolls for joining and increasing the players
>>402093
Do not move into Russia, and I'll leave you the Baltics.
Rolled 11589 (1d99999)
>>402205
tak the baltics but fight noone, spill to fill gaps and reinforce all borders
Rolled 77380 (1d99999)
>>402205
ty m8, but wrong color and not volgograd :DD
go east towards volgograd
Rolled 89280 (1d99999)
Fill Italy and France and spill towards that North-western tip in spain
>>402205
Speed to Moscow, take anything along the way that I can, as long as I get Moscow.
Rolled 76509 (1d99999)
>>402205
Fill Greece and Syria
Rolled 28719 (1d99999)
>>402205
Fight Off My Brother
Retake Spain
Rolled 76779 (1d99999)
>>402205
Sheep > Alger > Constantine
Rolled 69963 (1d99999)
>>402205
Continue the Fight
>>402221
sorry bro
>>402235
np my dude
>>402233
You are fighting well Brother
Rolled 71297 (1d99999)
>>402205
Take over Libya
Spills to Israel
Rolled 66127 (1d99999)
Back
Fill in Austria and Request Prussia to hand me back Nuremberg and Northern Bavaria
Seriously Anon, I've said that I wanted that for a while and meant the Austria request for while I was gone, so can I please have Nuremberg? Danke!
>>402244
Thanks you have brave man fighting may god take them in to the pearly gates and let them rest
>>402250
I dont think any other player in this game is as close as we are even allied nations
Rolled 40193 (1d99999)
>>402205
Capture Bucharest, spill further into Ukraine
Don't touch Byzantium (ally)
>>402259
You can touch me elsewhere.
>>402256
If only you where in France we could have been Allied
>>402208
I would have agreed but Frederick is already taking the Baltics. I will try to stick to southern Russia though.
>>402251
ok since i gave you two rolls just multiplied by two
>>402256
>>402221
I will offer you a NAP due to our proximity.
>>402267
We can be, its not to late for me to be in France you and i can fight together in a mission
>>402275
Can I please have all of Bavaria? I'll be in forever service to you, Machtig Preussen!
>>402256
>>402286
I cant reroll this turn and i think it will be to late and a battle we would lose i can fight with the spirit of both our people in my heart trust me
>>402283
tanks for the offer, agreed
Year 9
War is on in spain
madrid is under seige by jimmy
new guy spreads in east
everyone peaceful
Rolled 68506 (1d99999)
>>402310
Continue to peacefully fight my brother
>>402310
Fill the rest of Ukraine, spill to Caucasus
>>402310
Fill The empty land in Portugal and fill the two islands west of italy
Rolled 41711 (1d99999)
>>402310
take Rostov na donu
Rolled 83447 (1d99999)
>>402310
Expand into Syria and Lebanon
Rolled 11218 (1d99999)
>>402310
Attack France for Jimmy
Rolled 83764 (1d99999)
>>402310
Alger > Tunisia > Iron
Rolled 63272 (1d99999)
>>402310
Take the city on the coast, the potatos, and expand east, taking the oil.
Rolled 71257 (1d99999)
>>402323
fo
>>402331
My Brother
>>402331
Defend against these savages
>>402291
Aid me in my war with France i beg of you us Germanic peoples must work together to survive
>>402338
We have some risk here ourselves, but wouldn't mind more traffic in ours.
Rolled 81851 (1d99999)
>>402310
Continue to fill in Libya
Spills to Tunisia
>>402343
You touched my heart if we die we die together
>>402333
Want to help me in this war? you can have Spain and I'll get the Netherlands.
>>402362
>>402356
You have avoided Scotland, the Iceni appreciate this. Would you like an NAP? I would ask for an Alliance, but you seem to have one.
>>402379
>>402391
oh shit waddup
>>402342
We formally denounce and will not give any goods or assistance to the Prussian Empire until we get all of Bavaria. (Sanctions and removal of NAP)
Keizer of The Netherlands, formal alliance?
>>402375
you don't understand our close bond
>>402381
I wouldn't mind. Just don't aid France.
>>402396
I am in a formal Alliance we could have a NAP and Split France you could gain power and stop the French from growing
>>402408
I don't recommend in getting into politics that don't concern you.
>>402342
i break my nap with the south germans
>>402419
It does concern me when you attack my ally. Right now, I'm just watching. I may attack you, too, soon.
>>402419
They do he is my Formal Ally
>>402408
I wasn't planning on aiding them.
Also you can only have one ally
>>402433
will jimmy get some french lands?
>>402426
I don't know why you would ally with someone so lesser than you, they just leech off your power in hope for help.
>>402422
If these southern Germans invade me, we could fight them back and you can have all their land and I will get the Netherlands.
Year 10
This is year of dog
The year tensions boil over... i just know it
actually this is year 11 but i fucked up the count
>>402443
ally? nap?
I declare war on the south germans
>>402440
Of course
Rolled 44933 (1d99999)
>>402450
Attack France may God help us
Rolled 16835 (1d99999)
>>402449
Attack french land with full force
Rolled 98300 (1d99999)
>>402449
I'm happy to ally with you. You can fight the Germans and I will fight the Dutch.
Go into The Netherlands conquer their people along with their land.
Rolled 42519 (1d99999)
>>402449
defend first, then take munich, vienna, and frankfurt
Rolled 95694 (1d99999)
>>402449
Rush to Damascus und Jerusalem.
Rolled 10667 (1d99999)
>>402449
Take Calais, the islands off France's coast, and Gibraltar.
Rolled 76121 (1d99999)
>>402449
OP I said ALGER like twice already and you've ignored me
Please capture Alger and then the Iron in Morocco, spills to defend if attacked
>>402391
i ask for nap with your people...?
>>402449
OP, dont forget to change my color next Mupdate
>>402469
I don't think you want to do this.
>>402469
will fix
>>402472
At this moment i have my hands full with France i pray to god that we will win fast enough to aid you
but at this time my people cant fight a war on 2 fronts
>>402474
pali
>>402469
i can't do much more than help someone, so u want me to aid you in your attack against blue ?
Rolled 38582 (1d99999)
>>402462
FICK SIE
FICK SIE
HILFE NEDERLAND!
HILFE JETZT
FICK FICK FICK FICK
>>402472
Want to unofficially team up? Bessarabia could be yours.
Rolled 27549 (1d99999)
>>402449
fuck it, attack Moscow, dont interfier with l.blue
>>402470
Also, take that city to the east of me.
>>402495
np fred
>>402475
I accept.
>>402493
I need help right now! please! Invade Estonia!
>>402498
I really don't think you want to do this.
Bessarabia, Klaus, France against UDE, the Netherlands, Jimmy, and the South Germans.
WWI, here we come!
>>402490
That would be good.
>>402510
I need your help, too.
>>402519
Klaus does as he pleases
>>402527
And that's likely to get Klaus dead. I'm going to destroy you.
>>402531
if you focus on me Bessarabia will fuck you up, atleast i hope so
The war is here brother hold strong and fight
>>402533
I have more than enough allies, and am already the most powerful nation here.
You have fucked with the wrong Russian.
>>402537
I rather help the Bessarabia- Byzantium alliance
>>402542
>and am already the most powerful nation here
You forgetting the Byzantines
this game went from 0 to 100 real quick
wuz peaceful now everyone is fighting
>>402534
I am ready
>>402548
Damn, I did. Let's hope they stay neutral.
>>402557
They're allied with Bessarabia
>>402555
Do you accept my unofficial allyship?
>>402557
I am scared that once the war is over they will end us all
>>402563
why of course i do
>>402560
>Please... Help.
>I'm desperate here.
Do I know you?
>>402572
Ich bin Der Deutschland!
>>402564
I'll face them if they decide to fight, too. If we die, I'll go first, brave as the bravest Russian.
>>402572
>>402584
He's not on your side, either, froggy.
>>402594
i have to inform you that the Queen is a she actually
>>402594
Thats what he gets for begging to help after being the aggressor in this war.
mupdate soon... australia gone guys???
>>402605
Manly with penis or vulva then?
>>402578
You should call off your war with Freddy, and apologize.
>>402572
30 spill... was waiting on australian kangz
>>402605
Heh, no worries, everyone is a 'he' on 4chins anyway.
>>402615
Spill into the Kangz take cities first
>>402627
Please attack France, first.
>>402636
We have a NAP
>>402636
You will cease giving orders to the Queen.
(ooc We have an NAP for now)
Year 13 or so
War rages.
South germans lose ground
Lannister attacked on three sides with gains in the north and losses in the south and at Calais
The Duchy attack by two foes
OP redirecte Klaus a bit because of his orders not to engage blue
Boudicca rapes the Austrailian for not rolling and finally gets Algiers
Jimmy gets a bit of south france...
war continues
also the 420 get... hope this helps resolve that. I put some in caucasus and filled gaps with the 40 extra should have gotten
>>402656
Oi u vodka.
Rolled 25767 (1d99999)
>>402658
Attack Duchy
Rolled 37549 (1d99999)
>>402658
CONTINUE TO KILL FRANCE
Rolled 51242 (1d99999)
>>402653
(ooc (((wooooowwww))))
>>402658
Push back that coward Jimmy and kill all those in the Netherlands.
>>402658
Attack France
Rolled 23360 (1d99999)
>>402658
Defend if attacked, take the rest of the Kangz cities and spills to eliminate them.
Rolled 34475 (1d99999)
>>402658
attack blue, dont interfier with light blue
>>402658
I surrender. No border changes. This war is a waste of time. I just wanted Bavaria and I couldn't get it.
Whatever,
>>402658
defend first, then take more south German cities in koln then switzerland
Rolled 79058 (1d99999)
>>402658
Rush to Beirut, Aman and Bagdad
Transfer spill to Bessarabia
Rolled 16001 (1d99999)
>>402668
>>402675
Please attack Bessarabia.
Rolled 11416 (1d99999)
>>402678
>>402686
Brother we are killling him
>>402675
i offered you a path to the sea. i respect you for standing your ground but i need to help my ally and you wanted valuable realestate
>>402680
As in your spill assists me?
>>402664
Just fuck them up.
>>402692
Yes brother.
>>402669
I beg you to help. Take Jerusalem. Please, my queen.
>>402697
guys please let me know
South germany has surrendered with no border changes... does my roll have to attack him or does it redirect to attack netherlands???
Players decide
>>402705
We had a NAP so dont you have to break that first
>>402705
well, i'd say you just attacked a surrendering opponent, so the roll counts
>>402707
He's my ally and he chose to fight this war that I will remind you we didn't start.
He can decides which he does.
>>402716
if you attack this turn you cant break it now right?
I break my NAP with France
>>402714
I didn't start it, either, and he's as much my ally as he is yours. I wish Jimmy and Geert hadn't done this.
>>402680
i dont do give rolls
>>402722
Then I don't know why you're so against me here, i'm fighting to protect myself rather then to kill others.
>>402724
So no transfered spill aid for Bessarabia?
>>402722
I am sorry i dragged you into this but i had to help Jimmy
>>402727
I won't attack you again if you don't attack me. I just need to defend myself against the guys under me.
Jimmy, Geert, stop attacking France.
>>402734
Brother
>>402733
no, anyway the 60 you got filled some ugly gaps and just did get what you asked... hope you will be satisfied
mupdate in 1-2 minutes
had to redo a couple things.
What a clusterfuck
>>402737
I think its too late to ask for peace
>>402743
It's just banter. I hope Jimmy and Geert will leave you alone, and you might aid me in my fight against Byzantium.
>>402747
Yes this next please :)
>>402747
>>402745
Please. It doesn't have to go further than this. I need his help.
>>402755
This will take so fucking long.
>>402741
I do think we should consider asking for peace its the best option i think
Year whatever
lannister pali takes back lands in the sound, stalemate in the north
boudicca slaughters afk australian kangz
Duchy barelying holdling the front against two attackers
Freddy attacks just before south germans surrender and then will not attack him again.
hope that was everyone
>>402759
This or the 1914 the world map one takes too long
>>402747
Make a new bread.
Dibsies on Germany.
>>402765
Reconquer FRENCH LANDS!
Rolled 4142 (1d99999)
>>402765
Take the four unclaimed cities to the east and defend.
what is the bump limit?... thought there wasnt one...
>>402769
Rolled 91524 (1d99999)
>>402770
>>402773
750
Rolled 27785 (1d99999)
>>402765
Continue my attack against Jimmy and the Netherlands.
If I can enforce my borders towards England.
Rolled 12215 (1d99999)
>>402765
Rush the cities in the east and the oil in the south west.
>>402778
i like this one.... is that you bulgy?... no flag
would like to finish this one a bit longer since we are in like year 14 or something
>>402781
Bonus corrected
Rolled 93047 (1d99999)
>>402765
Attack France
>>402765
I meant Prewar borders.sigh
sorry bros gf asking for me to go out with her I gotta get going
Rolled 72115 (1d99999)
>>402765
Klaus wants Samara, then Kazan
Rolled 25827 (1d99999)
>>402765
Crush Duchy
>>402793
Cancel your attack, instead just enforce your borders. Please.
>>402793
>girlfriend
>>402789
not bulgy
Rolled 99761 (1d99999)
>>402765
Attack Spain take all the cities any spills to Kangz
Rolled 1682 (1d99999)
>>402765
defend if attacked, then attack netherlands, do not attack lannister
>>402789
can we please keep playing this game, no need for new
>>402792
i attacked before your post and we have to go by the rolls... its sort of a thing... i will gladly fight you for them...
>>402781
I have already attacked what ever happens this turn happens but my people are tired of war we made a mistake and attacked you without just cause i offer the south of Belgium as a peace offer and will aid you in any conflict
kek
I like this map. But just let's finish this game here.
>>402810
I cede all of my clay to you. Best of luck.
>>402814
You attacked a nation for someone who wasn't your ally, while leaving your actual ally to get fucked over by 2 nations.
*applauds*
>>402820
ceding allowed ?
>>402814
I decline your offer for peace.
>>402828
I helped an old friend yes im but a man who makes mistakes and i now try to do what i can to make sure my people wont have to suffer to hard for them
>>402837
Please.
Goddamn, you idiots attacking France has really spiraled this game out of control.
>>402837
I understand may we meet on the field of battle
>>402840
Your old friend left you. Hoes before Bros
>>402847
HELP
I'M GETTING DESTROYED
>>402847
Indeed i will remember this
>>402864
You should just escape to Spain and take over Jimmy's Land.
>>402867
I could try but id rather have you survive and work with them against Byz and bes
Duchy holding strong and gaining perm
Klaus takes russian city
byzantium gettin strongk
lannister under seige in north and south
Freddy crushes netherlands eastern borders
Jimmy BTFOd by Boudicca
south germany is now an afk vassal of freddy
>>>/pol/82459289
>>>/pol/82459280
Rolled 52223 (1d99999)
>>402872
Crush Duchy
Rolled 35073 (1d99999)
>>402872
Take back France from Jimmy and focus my offense on the Netherlands
>>402872
Take Jimmy's lands in spain
>>402872
Defend and reinforce my borders.
I can only hope France, Germany, and Britain might help me.
>>402872
Rush to Mecca and rush north. Spills fortify italian borders.
>>402820
Strangely enough, I typically play as Prussia or Bavaria, and this fucking rustles my Jimmies to no goddamn end.
>Asks since Early on for Nuremberg
>OP denies
>Asks again
>OP denies
>Keeps asking
>Still denies
>Leaves for 30 mins
>OP takes his land.
>Politely asks for it
>OP bullies him into making him leave
This pisses me off as a hardcore Risk Veteran, mapper, and 4chan user.
Rolled 46554 (1d99999)
>>402875
>>402872
crush the Netherlands, but defend if attacked
Rolled 53076 (1d99999)
>>402886
Rolled 83148 (1d99999)
>>402889
>>402891
one number off from a perfect pali :((
Rolled 65823 (1d99999)
>>402888
I hope those trips give me a bonus.
Here's my real roll.
Rolled 70574 (1d99999)
>>402872
attack blue, try to take Perm and the lumber bonus
>>402890
i apologize bro. it was my bad. i just didnt catch the nuremburg thing early one and then i took... also we only had a NAP
>>402896
Neither of us appear to be making much progress. Perhaps a ceasefire can be declared?
>>402903
You need to give me back Moscow. You took my capital, man.
Rolled 25788 (1d99999)
>>402872
Sail to St Petersburg Russia, quickest route through Northern German/Southern Denmark.
Spills to attack Klaus.
>>402910
DUBS !
And bonus is +45 btw
>>402910
Thank you. You have been more of an ally than my actual ally.
>>402901
Okay! ;3 Everything is better! No issues at all!
>Read the filename
>>402914
because i joined late, ur only in fear because ure loosing ground m8
stop jewing around here
>>402928
pink and blue will fuck you up, we will defeat him no worries
>>402934
No, we're fine, now.
We're going to eliminate you.
>>402942
its jewish trickery, dont fall for it
Make ready for buttplug
>>402942
He's not a brother, he's a parasite.
>>402953
>>402954
that maple syrup fucker, holy shit
>>402961
You're literally the one manipulating him.
mupdate in 1 minute>>402954
thank you for compliments, and sorry for late game delays... less than 5 times OPing
>>402941
>Don't want to steer the game
>Trying not to be
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
I can OP waaaaay better than you mate, I regret abandoning my old thread and redirecting them here. It was clearly an error on my part, since I have OPed about 15 Risk threads on /qst/ alone, and 20 or so on /b/ pre /qst/. I map for fun in my spare time.
This makes me so fucking angry. I hate it when OPs do this shit. If you are to OP. play it conservatively.
some number... the year of our lord
wars may be coming to a peace in the north
OP will not attack netherlands if netherlands calls peace
perm under seige.
boudicca crushes through duchy land to BTFO klaus. byzantine grows stronger
south german is still butthurt but i am sorry bro.
byzantine gearing up for a war that might come with reinforcements.
OP cant tell if the deal is done in the north so leaves map as is without ceding... plus i didnt cede earlier and do not want to start now
did i miss anything?
Rolled 18932 (1d99999)
>>402990
Fight the Netherlands in spain, destroy them.
>>402985
i really dont care bro
please continue your raging bc i NAPed and didnt give you some unoccupied land... really i wish for you to continue bitching this is getting me off
>>403000
I'm not Bavaria.
Rolled 21881 (1d99999)
>>402990
I call peace Take last tile of jimmy
Rolled 60972 (1d99999)
>>402990
March through the neutral corridor to St Petersburg and seize it.
Spills to Caucasus. Don't hurt Klaus
>>403005
still dont care
>>402985
>OPed about 15 Risk threads on /qst/ alone, and 20 or so on /b/ pre /qst/
Do you want a sticker?
He said this is his 5th game, and his first time doing it on /qst/, he took over for an OP that left after our thread got deleted on /pol/. So fuck off you little shit.
>>402990
this is excactly what i meant, now pink is there, their only goal is to crush byzantium and they are trying to jew bessarabia into being peaceful
>>402985
no one cares
Rolled 9096 (1d99999)
>>402990
Invade
>Alexandria
>Almarj
>Tripoli
>Tunis
>Algier
>Valencia
and
>Barcelona
Spill in Egypt
Rolled 20711 (1d99999)
>>402990
Do the closest thing to this that I can.
Rolled 5543 (1d99999)
>>402990
attack Pink, take back what i lost
>>402999
Please help me, now.
>>403017
Fick auf
>>402985
Thanks for sticking up for me anon.
>>403028
I need to finish off Netherlands first.
>>403032
Fick disch
>>403036
Totet ihresich
Rolled 45846 (1d99999)
>>403023
reinforce all borders
Rolled 17099 (1d99999)
>>402990
Attack Byzantium
Sail to Rome and capture it, take San Marino, Ljubljana, Zagreb, Sarajevo, and all those other +2 cities in the Balkans. Focus on the cities, spills to defend.
>>403043
Nein. Bitte schreiben sie es so: 'Töten sie sich!' Auch bei ihrer netten Aufforderung muss ich leider ablehnen.
>>403022
Defend with spills.
>>403051
DUBs get
>>403053
Ich bin immer noch lernen Deutsch.
Mutterficken scheisse ball.
>>403064
I hope you'll let me take back the land you used to help me, later on. You can have Gibraltar, when it happens.
>>403065
>>403068
Why didn't you crush Klaus with your dubs you dolt.
>>403017
Oh wait, Y'all from /pol/?
I thought I "risking" cutting off from the valuable parts of the Risk community. I only go on there when I want to see unironic /int/.
>>403078
I'm surrounding him.
>>403079
I go on /pol/ because they play risk there a lot after it was banished from /int/.
ok that was a lot of shit guys... hope this is close to what you expected... boudicca adn byzantium fucking each up up with no defense at all. so that was literally 77 each...
netherlands almost dead
Rolled 69109 (1d99999)
>>403110
I am dead lol defend if i can
>>403110
i cant believe how right i was, this jewing fucked up Byzantium and Bessarabia
>>403088
/b/ and /tg/ are open to risk threads.
go there instead of /pol/.
/pol/s formats are typically several months out of date.
Rolled 24198 (1d99999)
>>403110
Sail through the Baltic Sea and seize Denmark, spills to pink-occupied Balkans
>>403122
go read both their rolls and add it up
Rolled 54810 (1d99999)
Finish off Netherlands then reinforce my border towards Iceni
>>403135
Also forgot to put take that City in the island west of Italy
>>403122
I've got a plan
Rolled 15563 (1d99999)
>>403110
attack moscow
>>403123
/b/ is a shithole and whenever I look there are never any risk threads on either of those boards. /pol/ has at least one thread going whenever I look and sometimes up to 3/4.
But the faggoty mods/janitors are deleting and banning people because we're not shitposting like the rest of /pol/ and thus we are here tonight.
>>403110
Crush Klausland.
>>403122
>please let me start in a game that is multiple turns in
>guys please dont attack me
>come on light blue lets attack dark blue
>waaaah my color is wrong
>im getting my ass handed to me so i better start shit with byzantium and everyone else
kys
>>403140
fuck, already rolled, but yea let me hear
Rolled 7475 (1d99999)
>>403146
>>403149
Check my roll
>>403143
Well make one. There used to be so many risk threads on /b/ and /tg/ it was like at least two at a time. Noones gonna come unless one is made!
>>403144
Danke
>>403160
Make one link it here i am down to play
>>403148
wut ? byzantium is rose, i want to attack pink
Rolled 1196 (1d99999)
>>403110
Crush Klaus cities first then the rest. Spills to defend from Bessarabia in the Mediterranean (take back cities first).
>>403175
read the thread again
"start shit" as in instigating
>>403178
i knew excactly what was coming and i was right m8
Rolled 70191 (1d99999)
>>403110
Rush Madrid
Rush Oil and Sheep in Lybia
Take back Rome, Ljubljana and Zagreb
Spill defenses
>>403135
Dude I'm not gonna attack you.
>>403188
You seem to be attacking everyone else and broke your NAP with me.
>>403182
i just want to say that when someone says "rush" i take that to mean column (2-3 T) bc i dont do rush as per the rules of the map. i do try my best to deliver on request, but i cant do a single T rush (i only say this bc you have asked to rush something every turn and i dont know if you are meaning the rush that is outlawed in the map...)
>>403192
I knew that somebody gonna say this. Yes I mean the double collum.
>>403170
Got one
>>403199
Still feels a bit frisky
>>403214
If I wanted to attack you it would have been all too easy to just attack you while Netherlands and Spain were fucking you up, straight from southern England.
But I didn't, even when Duchie was begging me.
>>403217
>Duchie was begging me.
I was only doing that because I didn't want my only allies to die. But they have.
>>403221
Tbh I was giggling so much when Netherlands and Spain were fighting each other then they thought they would be heroes and tag team France, but they both ended up dead.
Rolled 92041 (1d99999)
>>403110
shit my roll...
well i could do several things...
reinforce more borders and spill empty space
>>403181
and still dont care
ALSO BREAKING
>>403236
breaking nap with bessarabia
>>403235
You could finish off South Germany.
>>403236
lel
>>403239
said i wouldnt
OP, thread limit reached soon so consider new thread
>>403258
hm yea seems plausible
>>403258
>and the thread would live a few more days
So it wouldn't get bumped but we can still reply?
>>403265
Yes.
Again guys sorry for slow mupdates
new thread
>>403270
>>403268
That's quite cool, this is the best board for risk it seems. We should make it a thing here. It's easy to get used to the dice rolls too.
Rolled 70889 (1d99999)
>>403275
Invade Scandinavia through Denmark. Aim for Oslo and Stockholm