Civ thread Another beginning Thread #5

>>400424
>>A. Submit to their demands (Governmental Change to Matriarchy.)

we still control everything

>>400424
>>B. Fight against them, Civil war!

>>400436
Faggot
>>400424
Fight them

>>400450
it'll just lead to only white deaths
white deaths that could equate to tons of shitskin deaths

then we change back

We can eventually revert back to egalitarianism, its just that we're going to have to have a demographic change.

>>400424
>A
Just send all the woman to fight kill the sandniggers first to lower the ratio

Also tomorrow there will be no Civ, today I'm just going to wait and see how many people we can get.

On the last thread, A won, should I use the last thread vote or just do a re-vote on this thread?

>>400869
Use last thread. But still send all the woman to fight.
We going to send them to their death while killing our enemies.
We'll change government later with this war it lower the ratio of man to woman

>>400424
>A. Submit to their demands (Governmental Change to Matriarchy

We choose to accept the demands of the females, and they triumphantly accept it, they oust Donald III, and choose to install a new leader, a queen. Ivanka trump is the new queen, she is mediocre, However whenever we delve into magic, she'll up our Magic roll by 20. Men are taken out of the army and replaced by women.

It is 102 AA

>Population: 122,265 (80,748 are females)(41,517 are males). Arachnarok Spider Population: 94 Cave squigg population 260
Slaves: 3,000 females
>Agriculture/Food: 10/10
>Resources: 7/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:7/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:10/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 8/10
>Morale: 9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Navy
>L. Other

>>400899
>H. research Magic
let's research magic then go to war.

>>400899
>H. research Magic

>>400899
>I
Send the woman to war have them fight the boss
That 99 still counts right?

>>400908
It really does, but we really have to make sure they fuck up in battle royally, or else they'll come home with le smug face. Soviet army tactics here we come! :^)

We choose to delve ever deeper into magic! I want a roll of 1d100. I'll give you the idea of what we need to roll to get what spell
1-25= Minor spell
26-50= Regular spell
51-75= Super spell
76-100+= MEGA spell.

>>400906
>>400899
>I. Diplomacy and War
Changing it into I.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>400913

Rolled 64 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>400913

Ivanka has tried her best to please the elements, but Inky being Inky, the elements have given us a spell of Trick monsters! It will ward off almost all trolls, ogres, and dumber creatures with ease, but will not work on the smarter creatures like JEWs, Sandpeople, Darkskins, orcs, and Goblins.

It is 103 AA

>Population: 134,491 (90,571 are females)(43,920 are males). Arachnarok Spider Population: 110 Cave squigg population 300
Slaves: 3,000 females
>Agriculture/Food: 10/10
>Resources: 7/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:7/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:10/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 8/10
>Morale: 9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Navy
>L. Other

>>400934
I got you guys back for not picking I
>I
Let's send the woman to war.

>>400934
>I. Diplomacy and War
Also Oldfag i will update the pastebin after this thread id finished.

Give it also a Governmental/Religion part:
Form of Government: Monarchy
Gender roles: matriarchy
Religion: The elements, Polytheistic.

We choose to go to war! The women will take over this one, and they are confident in their ability. 60,000 join up, eager to go to war. Where shall we go to war?
>A. Investigate the underground
>B. Hunt for more JEW lords (boss battle)
>C. Clear out the last continent.
>D. Other.

>>400953
>B. Hunt for more JEW lords (boss battle)

>>400953
>B
If this works then we defeat the boss. If it doesn't we lower the ratio.

>>400953
>B. Hunt for more JEW lords (boss battle)

We begin to hunt for more JEW lords.. And there is one, right on our continent! We reach a small peninsula, one that looks like the nose of a JEW, and there we see, one meditating.. A JEW general certainly.. He stands and turns around, his massive nose creating a shadow.. So the White republic has sent women to destroy me! You are cucks.. Nothing more than Cucks I say! And out from him appears about 4 more JEW generals. All masters of their Craft. We have only one spell effective against them.. The large cloud of Poison gas! Shall we use it?
>A. Yes
>B. No

>>400973
>A. Yes

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>400973
>A. Yes
OY VEY

>>400973
>Yes
But fall back so we don't get gas as well. And get set up to shoot.

We fall back and get prepared to shoot volleys of arrows on them, I want 3 rolls, their average will determine the effectiveness of Stinking Cloud.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>400978
Don't use that roll
>>400986
Use this one

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>400986

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>400986

The average was 45. One of the JEW generals now looks injured. Now I want 2 rolls on battle preparations. One for them and one for us.

Inky rolled high, that's something new.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>400998

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>400998

The enemy gets 1 extra roll, they have a total of 3 archery rounds, and we get a total of 2 archery rounds, gaining none.

2(us)vs3(them) rolls now!

Basically if we lose this battle, the ratios will balance pretty well, but we'll lose literally half of our population, if we win, Women come back with le smug face.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>401015

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>401015

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>401015
they also get -1/4

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>401015

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>401015

79(us)vs.153(Them, after the -1/4)

The JEW lords unleash a great hail upon us! We start to take casualties, heavy amounts, with us losing about 500 women. One of the jew lords now looks really bad off. 2v2 now!

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>401041

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>401041

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>401041

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>401041

Rolled 95 (1d100)

Samefagging is allowed, I'll do the last roll

155(us)vs164(them)
One of the JEW lords is killed! However his comrades fight even harder, and start to cut down our soldiers! They kill off 5,000 soldiers this turn.

54,500(us)vs4 JEW lords(Them)

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>401095

>>401095

>>401095

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>401095

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>401095

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>401095

I actually don't know how to count these rolls.. Ah screw it., its going to be Obelix-Anon and siegmar-Inky.

90(us)vs81(them)
We manage to damage another JEW lord, however its at the cost of 2,500 troops!

52,000(us)vs4 JEW Generals (One slightly wounded)

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>401120

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>401120

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>401120

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>401120

171(us)vs96(them)
We manage to severely damage one of the JEW lords, in exchange for only 1,000 of our soldier's lives.


51,000(us)vs4 JEW Generals (One severely wounded)

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>401160

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>401160

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>401160

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>401160

16(us)vs98(them)
This attack was merely a sham, we did no damage to any of the JEW lords and they unleashed a squadron of Golden Elementals upon us, made of Shekels, they squashed 5,000 soldiers before disintegrating into dust.


46,000(us)vs4 JEW Generals (One severely wounded)

>When Inky acts like Inky

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>401182

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>401182

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>401182

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>401182

104(us)vs95(them)
Inky has redeemed himself!

We destroy one more JEW lord, however they cut down 3,000 of us in exchange for us killing one


43,000(us)vs3 JEW Generals

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>401224

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>401224

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>401224

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>401224

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>401224

70(us)vs112(them)
We Slightly damage one of the JEW Generals, however one of their spells, a regular meteor, crashes into our ranks, killing 2,000.


41,000(us)vs3 JEW Generals (1 slightly wounded)

Imagine the JEW generals as pic related, but MUCH bigger nose

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>401272

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>401272

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>401272

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>401272

Inky...
46(us)vs146(them)
The JEW lords summon 5,000 Sandpeople to Ficki Ficki our women, the Women commit Seppuku as it is the only way out. We are unable to damage any of the JEW lords.

36,000(us)vs3 JEW generals (1 Slightly wounded)

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>401318

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>401318

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>401318

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>401318

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>401318

50(us)vs135(them)
We take ever more casualties! With us losing 4,500 soldiers, and only damaging one of the JEW lords.
31,500(us)vs3 JEW Generals(1 damaged)

Shall we retreat? We have lost HALF our forces, and they are almost at half.
>A. Retreat!
>B. Hold the line!

I still want the 2v2 while we take the vote.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>401376
>B

>>401376
>B. Hold the line!

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>401376
>B. Hold the line

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>401376

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>401376

137(us)vs83(them)
We lose about 2,500 soldiers, however we kill off one of the JEW lords. Has the tide of battle turned?

29,000(us)vs2 JEW Generals

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>401439
It will when i roll a 100.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>401439
No

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>401439

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>401439

166(us)vs110(us)
We need more people..

The tide of battle slowly changes! we damage one of the JEW lords for only 4,000 of our soldiers.

25,000(us)vs2 JEW Generals(1 damaged)

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>401476

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>401476

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>401476

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>401476

>>401476
Just when we thought we were out of the frying pan, we went into the fire.. Fire engulfed many of our soldiers, 5,000 total, all for the heavy damaging of 1 JEW lord.

20,000(us)vs2 JEW Generals(1 heavily damaged)

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>401511

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>401511

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>401511

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>401511

80(us)vs45(them)
We manage to kill another JEW general in exchange for the lives of 1,000 soldiers.

I want a 2v2, and I will be back in about 30 minutes to an hour, be sure to check on this thread.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>401560

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>401560

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>401560

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>401560

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>401560

51(us)vs118(them)
The last JEW general yells. "Keep these ladies coming! I got lots to Ficki Ficki!" More sandpeople come and Ficki Ficki 3,000 of our ladies, they too commit seppuku. We manage to slightly damage the JEW general. Can we win this?

17,000(us)vs1 JEW General(1 slightly damaged)

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>401746
Yes

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>401746

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>401746

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>401746

109(us)vs119(Them)
Another 1,000 of our soldiers are killed through the usage of Various spells and the like, like a flamethrower spell and Rock throw. However the JEW general is now damaged.


16,000(us)vs1 JEW General(1 damaged)

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>401836

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>401836

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>401836

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>401836

70(us)vs182(them)
The JEW general continues to unleash loads of devastating spells, from more ficki ficki, to Shekel elementals.. It feels almost like hell on earth.. We lose 3,000 soldiers, and do not damage the JEW general.

13,000(us)vs1 JEW general (1 damaged)

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>401871

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>401871

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>401871

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>401871

143(us)vs75(them)
We FINALLY manage to kill off the last JEW general, we lost 1,000 women in that final push. 48,000 females dead.. They litter the field, a massive Bloodshed. However, we managed to kill 4 JEW generals, the last one, was revealed to be a JEW lord, a far stronger JEW, that we managed to kill. However women cry for a monument to be put up, will we give into their demands?
>A. Put up a monument! (Give creative ideas)
>B. Do not put up a monument.

>>401930
>A. Put up a monument!
Do it ironically, a monument to mock how they marched into their graves.

>>401930
>B. Do not put up a monument.

They choose to go fight that day, and chose to push men out the army. This is the result, let nothing stand to remember our folly of excluding capable warriors from standing and fighting; sisters of the shield and men of mettle against jew.

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>>401930
>A. Put up a monument! (Give creative ideas)
Something like pic related but with a woman and a JEWISH nose.

>>401930
>A
>Be under woman rule 2 years past 50,000 dead.
>Great Idea
>Ironically
>Men lose 10,000 kill 70,000
>Woman lose 50,000 killed 5
:^)

>>401950
That is top meme though. To be fair the army was mixed at that point, and the 5 we killed were very powerful JEW wizards. we likely created a Power Vacuum within the JEW hierarchy on this planet at least. Interpret that last statement as you wish.

What kind of monument shall we put up?
>A. Obelix's Ironic Monument
>>401938
>B. Siegmar od Erdens Monument
>>401948

>>401978
>A. Obelix's Ironic Monument

>>401978
>A
I like some Ironically

>>401978
>A. Obelix's Ironic Monument

We begin to build the very Ironic monument, I want a 1d100 to see how females take this.

Low only strengthens female grip, High means they've gone insane for some reason.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>402019

The females take this as an insult to us, and they just tighten their grip, males are driven out of Government.

It is 104 AA

>Population: 134,491 (42,571 are females)(43,920 are males). Arachnarok Spider Population: 110 Cave squigg population 300
Slaves: 3,000 females
>Agriculture/Food: 10/10
>Resources: 7/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:7/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:10/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 8/10
>Morale: 9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Navy
>L. Other

Now there are SLIGHTLY more males than females, We can pick A, which can either screw our plans or fix them in an instant, or just see if it straightens out over time.

I'll give you guys another option though. Start Civil war. You'll be given this option every turn, use it wisely, if the Civil war fails.. Bad things are going to happen.
>A. Start the Civil war.
>B. Do not start the civil war

>>402040
>A.Food production & population growth

Either we have to send another army out to solve our "problem" or we are back where we wanted to be!

>B. Do not start the civil war

Civil wars are too risky...

>>402040
>A
>B
More woman more war
Problem sloved

>>402040
>A.Food production & population growth

>>402040
>A.Food production & population growth
>B. Do not start the civil war

Our population grows by 30%! (25,947).
However, I have a question to you all. whenever we do A, what do you want me to do?
>A. Determine it by rolls on here, goes slower, but everyone knows the results, a 1d5 shall be rolled, and whenever its a 1 we'll make it 2, then a 1d100 to determine how many females are given birth, then we subtract to find male growth. Will go slower
>B. I'll do it using Random.org, goes faster, but no one knows what it is until I post it.

Just do this poll pls

>>402086
>B. I'll do it using Random.org, goes faster, but no one knows what it is until I post it.

>>402086
>B
Quick

>>402086
>B. I'll do it using Random.org, goes faster, but no one knows what it is until I post it.

No reason to change method now, it would be bad luck if anything...

Alright, B it is.

Out of those 25,947, 17,935 are females, and the rest 8012 are males.


>Population: 112,438 (60,506 are females)(51,932 are males). Arachnarok Spider Population: 110 Cave squigg population 300
Slaves: 3,000 females
>Agriculture/Food: 10/10
>Resources: 7/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:7/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:10/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 8/10
>Morale: 9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Navy
>L. Other

I'll give you guys another option though. Start Civil war. You'll be given this option every turn, use it wisely, if the Civil war fails.. Bad things are going to happen.
>A. Start the Civil war.
>B. Do not start the civil war

The situation is still salvageable in terms of male-female ratio, we just gotta get lucky.

B construct a monument banning Inkys rolls

>>402132
>I
Send the woman to war again.

>>402132
>A.Food production & population growth

If you fail, try and try again!

>B. Do not start the civil war

>>402132
>I. Diplomacy and War

>>402132
Also
>B no civil war

We choose to go to war again! Where shall we fight?
>A. The Underground
>B. Look for trouble (Boss fight)
>C. Invade the final continent that is claimed by orcs and Trolls.

>>402140
If we banned Inky's rolls there would be no challenge :^)

>>402171
>A

>>402171
>A. The Underground

We choose to go into the underground, it will be no easy feat, I'd like a 1d100 on recruitment.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>402231

Recruitment is very low, many women do not want to march to war after the bloodbath that was the battle of Jew's Nose. Shall we attempt to recruit one more round? (We recruited 10,000 btw)

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>402254
Yes

Rolled 59 (1d100)

We choose to recruit one more round, and we gain only 20,000 soldiers to fight.. The females go off into the underground.. Wondering what's to come.

EVENT ROLL UNDERGROUND

We find nothing to ambush us, however we encounter our first underground city, 15,000 enemy soldiers man it, it has a gate that will take 1 turn of good rolls to break, and until then they will have a 3v2 attack on us. Shall we engage?

>>402285
No fall back report our finding

>>402285
Fall back.

We choose to fall back into the underground, shall we continue exploring or return home?
>A. Continue exploring
>B. Return home.

>>402308
>>A. Continue exploring

>>402308
>A. Continue exploring

We continue exploring, and we counter another town! Inhabited by 10,000 goblins.. Its a weak town, with a weak gate easily breached, they may surrender if we deal enough damage to them.. shall we proceed?

>>402349
Attack, use some elf magic to sneak inside the town and set it on fire

>>402357
supporting

>>402357
We go in and sneak into the village, and it successfully lights aflame! 8,000 goblins march out, and ask to become slaves, what shall we do?
>A. Take them as slaves
>B. Kill them all!
>C. Take the men, kill the women
>D. Take the women, Kill the men.
>E. Other.

>>402389
>>E. Other.
Question them why they want to be slaves
But be prepare to kill them all

>>402389
>B. Kill them all!

>>402389
My vote is B and E Oldfag
I want to know why they want to be slaves, then we kill them since we don't take goblin slaves
>>402399

>>402399
Well they want to live, better to live as slaves for them than to die.

We kill them all! The females massacre the Gobins in retribution to the JEW battle. Now what shall we do?
>A. Continue exploring
>B. Return home.

Also, do you want me to add like a Gender roles part to see how much power women have vs. Men and vice versa?

>>402416
>>A. Continue exploring
Yeah

>>402416
>A. Continue exploring
yeah as long as you don't post sissy lewd

>>402428
Nah, If you don't want it I won't post it. It'll be with our updates. It'll be mostly self explanatory.

We continue to explore more, and explore the last passage out, and it seems to be empty, shall we delve deeper?
>A. Yes, we must see what's ahead of that passage!
>B. Return home!

>>402447
>>A. Yes, we must see what's ahead of that passage!
I smell a trap. Let's go to it.

>>402447
>A. Yes, we must see what's ahead of that passage!
Cool an obvious trap!

We head deeper, and find the lair of another JEW lord! He will surely put up a hard fight. Shall we attempt to engage?
>A. Do not engage!
>B. Engage, we must avenge our fallen!

>>402503
>>B. Engage, we must avenge our fallen!

>>402503
>B. Engage, we must avenge our fallen!

Due to us just losing players over time, we're just going to leave it here for today. Tomorrow its not likely there will be a civ, however check in at 2-3 pm just in case. I'll post the stats for tonight for PastebinBro.


>Population: 112,438 (60,506 are females)(51,932 are males). Arachnarok Spider Population: 110 Cave squigg population 300
Slaves: 3,000 females
>Agriculture/Food: 10/10
>Resources: 7/10
>Infrastructure: 7/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 9/10
>Manufacturing:7/10
>Trade and services:9/10
>Treasury:10/10
>Political stability: 8/10
>Housing:7/10
>Navy: 8/10
>Morale: 9/10

Also, I'm adding a Gender roles filter, its along the lines of this.
Tier 0 Totally equal
Tier 1 (Gender)-Slightly Submissive to (Other Gender)
Tier 2 (Usually the Patriarchy/Matriarchy Change)-Government and Army are exclusively made up of (Gender)
Tier 3 (Gender) is now very submissive to (Other Gender)
Tier 4- (Gender) is now dominant
Tier 5- Total control (It will most likely never reach this.) Lewd Sissy shit

We're currently at Tier 2. Heavily unbalanced Gender ratios will make it go up, Victories with armies made up of only one gender will make it change (Except for Pyrrhic ones like the JEW fight).

>>402580
I updated the pastebin and i have added the Gender roles filter. Here is the link : http://pastebin.com/YTASsLCV

Today's civ will likely be delayed, however still check in at 2pm to see if I am there.

We choose to engage and fight the JEW lord

(By the way, so far, what we know of the JEW heirarcy, is the following:
The weakest are regular JEW wizards/Soldiers
Next come JEW generals
Lastly come JEW lords.)

I want a 1d100 for our battle preparations and a 1d100 for enemy battle preparations.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>409562

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>409562
>>409574
Wew fucking lad

>>409574
OMG

>>409582
>>409574
PRAISE BE TO KEK

>>409582
YOU FUCKING BEAUTY IRISH

Our battle preparations were a shitshow, we could not get anything ready, however due to the fact that we are prepared for just about anything, we have 2 archery rounds, while the enemy, experienced Troubles similar to us, and gets only 1 round of archery.

2v1 rolls 1d100 go!

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>409677
Come on
MAGIC

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>409677

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>409677

>>409699
OH COME ON IRISH

>>409705
Kek giveths, and Kek takeths away

116(us)vs95(Them)
The enemy unleashes a barrage of magic, while we respond with arrows! 500 of our soldiers die while we manage to get some scratches on the JEW lord.

We have only one spell effective against the JEW lord, and that is the Poisonous cloud! Shall we use it?
>A. Yes
>B. No.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>A. Yes

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>409728
>A. Yes

>>409728
>>A. Yes
yea

We shall use the the Poisonous cloud next turn!
I want a 1d100 to determine its effectiveness.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>409764

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>409764

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>409764
Can we use the average?
Like last time

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>409764
FUCKED

Well alright, I guess average would be better anyway.
111 divided by 3 is 37.

We manage to get him to start wheezing a little, maybe he is resistant to this! Many think he is likely not resistant to a stronger form.

2v2 now!

19,500(us)vs1 JEW lord (Slightly damaged)

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>409811

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>409811

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>409811

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>409811

128(us)vs164(them)
The JEW lord speaks up. "You may have killed my Brothers, but you'll never defeat me! Our power is far greater than you can imagine. You can say our power is big... for you." Then he unleashes columns of fire against us and kills 500 soldiers. We manage to inflict some cuts on him.

19,000(us)vs1 JEW lord (85 hp)

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>409857

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>409857

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>409857

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>409857

>>409885
Glorious save inky.

115(us)vs90(them)
Although he managed to kill off 250 soldiers, we manage to get even more damage off of him!


18,750(us)vs1 JEW lord (79 hp)

Also, I have a poll for you guys.

Should we make specialized troops (Archers, Cavalry, infantry, etc.) or just keep it the same (Everyone is equally competent at everything, so just soldiers)
>A. Specialized Troops
>B. Same

Also, for technology, I'm probably going to have it go off of the Civilization V tech tree to make it relatively simple.

>>409902
>A. Specialized Troops

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>409902
>A. Specialized Troops

Also keep rolling.

once we return home we'll decide on specialized troops

Also, to elaborate where we are on gender roles, we're right on Tier 2, if we have a very good victory, we'll be about 10% towards Tier 3, and a non-Pyrrhic victory will take us 5% towards there.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>409918

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>409918

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>409918

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>409902

33(us)vs105(us)

Alright, we've failed so hard at this roll, I'll add in an event. He casts a spell, asking females to cuck their husbands! I want 3 1d100s to see how many of our soldiers resist the spell. The average will be the result. Low is bad, high is good.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>409946

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>409946
I'm going to get cucked, aren't I?

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>409946

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>409946

160 is the result, divided by 3 is 52.

Out of the surviving 18,000 right now, 8,000 will go home, and cuck their husbands (Not with darkskins or sandpeople though, we've pretty much removed them all). Now, after this battle (Assuming at least 10,000 survive), We'll be at about 15% to Tier 3 no matter what.

2v2 again. (Events will be done at my discretion, they may be good or bad, depending on the rolls.)

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>409978

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>409978

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>409978

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>409978

Rolled 59 (1d100)

We need one more roll, but I'll roll this time

Actually, we'll use inky's roll.

113(us)vs28(them)

We can use our stinking cloud against him! I want 3 1d100s, and the result will be the average of the three rolls.

>>409982
>>409995
Two for us

>>409997
>>409998
Two for them

>>410024
????

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>410028

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>410028

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>410028

>>410030
128 divided by 3 is 42.667.

He is now down to 70hp!

2v2 now.
18,000vs1 JEW lord (70hp)

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>410054

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>410054

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>410054

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>410054

89(us)vs92(them)
He now starts dropping rocks on our soldiers! He kills 250 soldiers. Though some of our soldiers manage to chop off 5 hp from him.

17,750vs1 JEW lord (65hp)

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>410099

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>410099

>>410099
dice+1d100

>>410112
Anon, above the normal textbox you should see a box reading options. That's where you would put that dice.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>410099

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>410099

>>410153
Great saves Inky.

54(us)vs29(them)

We don't deal too much damage to him (He only loses 3 hp) but he doesn't deal too much damage to us. We lose only 50 soldiers.

17,700vs1 JEW lord (62hp)

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>410171

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>410171

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>410171

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>410171

72(us)vs29(them)
We take about 700 soldiers in casualties, however we deal 10 hp damage to him.

17,000vs1 JEW lord (52hp)

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>410189

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>410189

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>410189

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>410189

71(us)vs165(them)

Alright, since we screwed up so bad, we're going to get another event roll. Now, I'll give you a choice, since you got a 96-69.

>A. Get cucked again
>B. Lose a decent chunk of our army (Depends on rolls)
>C. Some of our soldiers are raped by Sandpeople/Darkskins and they will give birth to them (We are allowed to kill them for this though)

>>410203
>B

>>410203
>B

We choose to see whether or not we'll get cucked again.
I need 3 1d100s, the average will be the result.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>410241

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>410241

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>410258
I'll roll for this since no one rolled for it

The average is 55.

The JEW lord says, "You are all strong independant women! You need no men, in fact, men need you!"

Now the total is 15,000 women are prepared to cuck their husbands. Once we get home, even if we lose, we'll be about 30% towards Tier 3, and if we win we'll be 35% towards Tier 3.

2v2s again!

I still want rolls for this, however I will leave soon and will be back in an hour, so check back in an hour.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>410338
REEEE NO KEK

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>410338

>>410338

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>410338

>>410338
Well it's time to civil war while killing all the woman here

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>410338

40(us)vs95(them)
Well, we just missed another cuckening.

We manage to deal about 2 hp to the JEW lord,resulting in him being down to 50hp, and we lost about 500 soldiers.

16,500(us)vs1 JEW lord (50hp)

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>410523

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>410523
After this fight is over give us a choice to keep exploring/fight

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>410523

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>410523

Well, we can venture further down where we destroyed the Goblins, or Keep going after the JEW.

41(us)vs108(them)

We just barely cleared it again.

We start taking massive casualties! we lose another 500 soldiers, and deal only 5hp in damage to the JEW lord.

16,000(us)vs1 JEW lord(45hp)

Also, there's about 15,000 women that are going to cuck us, once we reach 10,000, we'll instantly retreat.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>410592
OY VEY

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>410592

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>410592
YEV YO

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>410592

120(us)vs87(them)
Now we deal 15 hp damage to the JEW lord, while we lose 500 soldiers!

He says, "I may die, but JEW will never die! They are too big."

15,500(Us)vs1 JEW lord(30hp)

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>410677
Not as big as your nose, oy vey

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>410677

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>410677
Cuck the Kike, kek

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>410677

132(us)vs116(them)
We manage to bring the JEW lord down to 10hp, however we lose 1,500 soldiers in the process!

Just 1 more turn of good rolls!

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>410743

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>410743

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>410743
For all the cucked we lost in this battle

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>410743

140(us)vs74(them)
We manage to slay the JEW lord, however 13,000 soldiers still stand. 11,000 of those soldiers are going to Cuck the male population. However, our forces are exhausted, and we do not want to wear them down. But we can still explore. Shall we explore more?
>A. Yes, Explore more
>B. Return home! enough for now.

>>410799
>A. Yes, Explore more
How fucked up is the JEW hierarchy now?

Well to our understanding, its pretty fucked up, don't expect any well made attacks on us any time soon.

>>410799
Sure there will be cucks, but muh egalitarianism.

>>410799
>Yes

>>410812
Well, I suppose you missed the fact that we're now a matriarchy, and that cucks only make the effect worse. We're basically 30% towards Tier 3 at this point.

We continue to explore, but which way shall we explore?
>A. Past the Goblin town
>B. Past the JEW tower

>>410842
>A. Past the Goblin town

We choose to explore past the goblin town, and find a crossroads of three areas, one has a sign pointing ORC TOWN towards the right, one straight ahead is pointing to Darkskin village, and the last has no sign.. Shall we attempt to continue to explore?
>A. Continue exploring!
>B. Do not explore further.

>>410888
>A

>>410888
A'
I know m8, being a /pol/ memester

>>410888
>A. Continue exploring!
NIce trips

Now, what way shall we explore?
>A. The way with no sign
>B. The way that points ORC town
>C. The way pointing to DARKSKIN village

>>410942
>A
No sign

>>410942
>>C. The way pointing to DARKSKIN village

>>410951
If we go to the darkskin village our soldiers will be fucked by them.

>>410942
>A. The way with no sign

>>410986
Whoops. Seconding you then