Evolution

>>398335
Snorgeler

>Smugasaurushrex
Figure out your surroundings.

>>398335
Dubs shouldn't be how we decide things

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>>398380
You look around, and see two trees and some grass.

>>398389
I'm just doing that for the name.

Look for an animal/insect to eat in the grass
>Smugasaurushrex

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>>398418
You find a bug in the grass. It look tasty, so you eat it. Nothing bad happens, and you are satisfied.

>>398418
This name.
>>398432
Let's get mean. Can we articulate words? Can we lay curses on more bug things?

>>398335
Potato salad name get

>>398478
The only "word" you can push out of your mouth is "coob". You don't know what this means.

>>398491
Can we roll? Let's roll somewhere else!

>>398542
Also, coober get!

Eat more bugs and become some sort of insectivore
>Smugasaurushrex

>>398558
Eh, this name is better. Roll to more insects.

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>>398542
You roll into a clearing, and see a large, menacing creature.
>>398554
You have learned a new word, Coober.

>>398609
>>398554
Whoops, misinterpreted what you said, ignore that last part on my reply.

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>>398558
You sprout a tube to suck up bugs. You eat more bugs.

>>398609
run away safely!

>>398628
do we have a dick?

evolve

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>>398633
You roll away back to where you were. There is now another creature eating away at the bugs.

>>398647
It's a proboscis. You don't have any reproductive organs yet.

>>398665
roll over the other creature to smash it!

>>398665
>latch onto it and become a parasitic lifeform

>>398665
We must assert dominion in this world. Yell coober at it with all our strength and whip it with our body tube. Eats it's insects.

>>398679
This
>Smugasaurushrex
We'll become the ultimate NEET lifeform.

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>>398676
>>398679
You try to smash it, but it is larger than you, so that attempt fails. You try to latch onto the creature, and it suceeds, you are now a parasitic lifeform!

>>398684
You yelled coober at the creature. You whipped it before attatching yourself to it. You are consuming the creatures insects from the stomach of your host.

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You look at yourself, and notice your body has grown small tentacles for digging into your host. You do exactly that, and attatch more to you prey.

Continue feasting on the creature until it is drained of its energy and dead

>Smugasaurushrex

Fry it and call it a Potato Chip.

>>398753
The creature collapses, and you hop out of it's body. Thankfully, travel will be easier, thanks to these nifty leg-like things.

Climb up the tree and eat more bugs as you await your next target to latch onto.
>Smugasaurushrex

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>>398806
You manage to crawl up the tree, and you sit there, eating bugs. Finally, new prey comes below you.

>>398820
Jump onto his head and latch onto his brain, controlling his actions

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>>398829
You do exactly that. He his now your loyal slave.

>>398840
Send him into art school

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>>398847
You send a seed of control deep into his brain, so you can continue to control him while you are not attatched to him. You jump off his head.

>>398860
Make sure his art is bad and he gets rejected, afterwards have him write a book labeled, "My Struggle"

>>398871
This
Name him
>Naziadon

>>398860
get him kicked out

>>398871
The art he makes in art school is really bad, so he gets rejected. You have the idea to make him write a book.

>>398884
You name him Naziadon
>>398888
He got kicked out. Nice quads.

>>398890
Have him write the book and get into politics, attempt a coup.

>>398890
You think up the title for the book. How about "My Struggle"? Yeah, that sounds good.

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>>398901
He has written the book, it becomes a best-seller. He gets into politics. You ponder how you will attempt a coup. What strategies will you use?

>>398915
Preach about the master race and use terror attacks, slowly gain control of the parliament.

>>398915
Suddenly receive news of a massive war breaking out, and sign up for it

Okay, I need to go to sleep. It's been great, we'll pick up the thread tomorrow! Thanks! This is going great so far.

>>398930
Well I see where this is going

>>398933
this