"your name is ________" "your mom is cooking bread rolls" "your mom calls you in for dinner" "suddenly, a dragon smashes your house and steals your bread rolls!" You:Now where did my bread rolls go?
>>396760
change bread rolls to sweet rolls and you got yourself a quest. Go the jarl of whiterun
Alright, let me revise it. "Your name is _____" "your mom is cooking sweet rolls" "your Mother calls you in for supper" "suddenly, a dragon smashes your house and steals all your bread rolls!" You: Now where did my bread rolls go?
>>396788
THE JARL MOST OF TAKEN IT! ATTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!
>>396788
Wtf is a sweet roll? Bring back the savoury bread rolls.
It's Alduin, that douchebag. We're now on a quest to become the best Dovahkin ever!
That said, go to Whiterun and grab a sweet roll off the table in front of a guard.
>>396867
do dis.
Okay Okay, to make everyone happy; it's sweet and bread rolls, Mkay?
"you go to the jarl of whiterun and get a roll" (as stated earlier) "You taste it and you bite on something hard" "inside is a pack of 30g" "30g aquired" "the taste of the bread roll is not as good as your Mother's magically enchanted bread rolls"
Spend your gold on the best longsword you can buy
"You spend 10 of your GP on a Bronze Longsword,
only 10 as you need to save the rest for later"
"You equip the Bronze Longsword"
"Suddenly, Alduin attacks and destroys the village" "You shield yourself under one of the booths with a metal roof" "Alduin leaves the village ransacked"
>>397176
Welp, let's go kill some bandits for sick loot
"You begin to search in the wilderness" "you find an old house" "an old man is in the house" "he tells you that Bandits are taking over the wilderness" "you head to the Wilderness"
"YOU ENCOUNTER "BANDIT"! "ENGAGE!"
Swing on him
Pull my mystic sword
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"You swing your bronze sword at the Bandit, 50 damage!" "Bandit is defeated!" "WINNER" "you earn 70gp and you found "health potion" you found "small bronze shield"
>>397534
Equip that shield, yo.
Muder more bandits
"You equip the shield" and start searching the rest of the forest" "you find a cave" "enter?"
i start to make a torch and enter
continue
"You craft a torch using some of the wood planks from your Mother's house" "you light the torch" "success!" "Torch Crafted" "you enter the dungeon"
continue
"Nearby you see a skeleton covered in armor" "approach? Yes/No?"
yes with my sword and shield
"You approach the skeleton" "it jumps to life (who wouldn't see that coming in a fantasy board game?) but strange enough it's freindly" "it asks to join your party as the same dragon you're after has stole his treasure" "YES/NO?"
"Dave The Skeleton Warrior has Joined Your Party!" "Another player will occupy the skeleton warrior to make it 2 player"
continue
"Location: Dungeon"
"Head West" "Head Right" "Head upwards"
"Leave" "Your Choice.
head upwards
"You head upwards into the dungeon" "ENCOUNTERED ROGUE ADVENTURER!" "ENGAGE!" "Attack/Defend/Magic/End Turn"
as dave i attack the rogue adventurer with my sword
continue
"Dave slashes Rogue Adventurer! 50 Damage!" "Rogue Adventurer goes into Overdrive! 50health gained!" "ATTACK/DEFEND/MAGIC/INVENTORY/END TURN"
i use my shield to do a shield smash
i us sleep potion to upgrade my player
use 2 turns
"Sorry but you can only do one move per character!" "Anonymous III's Turn" "ATTACK/DEFEND/MAGIC/INVENTORY"
"You use sleep potion to upgrade your player" "the power of death swarms Dave" "Dave's damage has increased for 3 turns!" "Rogue Adventurer attacks! 20 damage, 100+ is now 80+" "Rogue adventurer attacks again! 80+ is now 60+" "ATTACK/DEFEND/MAGIC/INVENTORY"
"Both players have left!" "Game postponed till' later!"
i use fire spell to attack