This is Bobby.
Bobby is hungry. His current quest is to find some food!
>>395929
Look around the floor for any scraps of food
>>395929
Cry. Loudly. Scream.
>>395978
Bobby takes a look at what's in front of him.
Ask friends on the internet for help in the form of a quest
>>395992
>>396008
Bobby acquires a dusty GamePerson gaming console and shrieks loudly into it.
GamePerson does not respond.
>>396026
Find your mother and demand tendies
>>396034
Bobby goes through the opening in his small cell and finds himself in a different room.
There is a large, motionless mass sat in front of a fuzzy white television set.
Bobby isn't sure how to respond.
>>396044
Consume it
>>396044
FIEST ON ITS FLESH
>>396253
>>396301
Bobby sneaks up from behind the couch-thing and takes a massive chomp.
The mass doesn't react. And it doesn't taste very good.
>>396423
Stop trying to eat whatever that thing is, and search around the room for food.
>>396468
Bobby sniffs around and finds all kinds of neat stuff!
Including but not limited to:
a GamePerson gaming console
a Remote Control
a Key
a Can of Soda (empty)
a Holy Bible
>>396530
eat the bible