Spooky Civ Quest

>>392132
The Skelechopter's Domain.

>>392132
>The Bone Zone
This is the best choice as any fleshbags who enter our kingdom will get boned

I like The Bone Zone. It makes me giggle for childish reasons.

>>392142
>>392160
Boner Zoner cumfirmed.

>>392132
Where are you Mr Skellingbone?

>>392215
i bet he's sitting on his skelly bf's bone
OP is fag

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>>392222
Quads confirm OP is a fag.

Beware, for you have entered...The Bone Zone! This diabolical land is the source of everyone's nightmares...well, not yet, but with a little hard work and a lot of spooks you'll get there in no time! Now, it's important to remember one thing: Spooky creatures need spooks to survive, kinda like on Monsters Inc. Now, you don't have much but a bunch of old, rotten skellies, but they'll do the job for now. Be careful though, this is the modern age and people have all sorts of weapons that can be used against your spookies, including guns, knives, exorcisms and even the dreaded academic dissertation! But the common mook doesn't have those and they probably won't be used on you unless you draw too much attention. But where are there humans that can be spooked, you ask? Well, look to the nearby cities of Dragsville (easy spooks) and Redneckland,

You currently have the following buildings:
Graveyard (makes skellies)
Mad Scientist's Lab (does research for you)
Spook Palace (your house)

You currently have the following units:
-10x Skellies (Basic unit, 1x spoopy factor, abilities: spook, pop out (bonus in confined spaces)

You currently have the following resources:
Spooks (food): 10 (-1/turn) (food production decreases by 1 for every unit)
Wood: 10
Stone: 10
Money: $100

So, what will be your first course of action

>Go out spooping (Dragsville or Redneckland?)
>Gather resources
>Upgrade your buildings (graveyard)
>Begin research (zombo virus, enables you to make zombos)
>Build a new building (haunted house, mummy tomb)

To clarify on the nearby towns: Dragsville is boring as fuck and nothing ever happens there. That makes them easy to spook because they don't expect it. Redneckland is also easy to spook because they're so stupid but you need to be careful because they all have guns and can fight back. You can unlock more towns as you go along but you're better off sticking with these two until you git gud

>>392234
>Upgrade your buildings (graveyard)
This is the bone zone, we must have the superior skeles.

>Commences Zombo virus Research!

We must supplement our noble warriors of spook with slightly improved fleshbag shock troops.

>>392234
Upgrade the Graveyard. Get a solid infrastructure base first.

>>392234
Have the skeletons spin their arms so that they can be skelechopters.

Also, proposed names for our first ten minions: Patella, Fabiola, Cyamella, Tarsus, Calcaneus ,Lunate, Triquetrum, Capitate, Coccygeal, and Maxillae.

>>392239
>>392245

Your skellies get hard at work and create moar tombstones, increasing your skelly production per turn! In addition, your skellies are slightly more spoopy! You can also produce zombos from here, when you have the necessary tech.

2 skeletons pop out and join your ranks.

Stats:
[u]Buildings[/u]
Graveyard lv. 2 (makes skellies)
Mad Scientist's Lab (does research for you)
Spook Palace (your house)
[u]Units[/u]
Skellies x12 (spoopy rating: 1.5
[u]Resources[/u]
Spooks (food): 9 (-1/turn) (food production decreases by 1 for every 10 units*)
Wood: 10
Stone: 9 (-1 from graveyard expansion)
Money: $100
[u]Towns[/u]
Dragsville (normal)
Redneckland (drunk)

What will be your next course of action?
>Go out spooping (Dragsville or Redneckland?)
>Gather resources
>Begin research (zombo virus or mystery research?)
>Build a new building (haunted house, mummy tomb)

Haunted House

>>392269
>Go out spooping (Dragsville or Redneckland?)
Redneck land, we can try and spoop them and steal their guns for added spoop factor against any left wingers.

>>392132
Can we be friends with the fleshies? I want a for reals skelleman friend. Can we just shy away from the real scary shit and be friends with the normies?

>>392281
Ohhhh, you must be new here, friend.

>>392281
No, we shall eventually have Frog people named Pepes that will REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at the normies, spooping them for bonus spooks.

>>392281

Yeah but then you'd run out of spookyfood (cant spoop ur frends kek)

>>392285
>>392287
>>392289
I've seen monsters ink. We don't have to be friends with all of them. Do the towns have hot goth chicks? I'm seriously asking OP, you and I both know how rare the attractive emo girl is in real life.

>>392292
>NO
>NORMOS
>IN
>OUR
>BONE ZONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>392292
>Wanting to not spoop fleshbags

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>392274
>>392275

rollan for next action

>>392269
>Build a new building Haunted House

>>392269
>Research Swamps (Mystery Research)
>Lowest level can make Frogmen
>Future levels can make Swamp monsters and other spoops.

>Haunted house

You get to work on building the haunted house. You can now build spoopy ghosts, and research some new creepy stuff! (Ghosts have a spoop rating of 1.5, and can HAUNT a house, giving +1 spoops a turn. But it sometimes doesn't work, you need at least 3 ghosts to haunt a house, and if the house is exorcized all the ghosts die (both towns have churches which have exorcists). Plus they can't fight worth shit.

2 skellies and a ghost pop out and join your army!

Stats:
Buildings
Graveyard lv. 2 (makes skellies)
Mad Scientist's Lab (does research for you)
Spook Palace (your house)
Haunted House (makes ghosts)
[u]Units[/u]
Skellies x14 (spoopy rating: 1.5)
Ghosts x1 (spoopy rating: 1.5, can haunt shit)
Resources
Spooks (food): 8 (-1/turn)
Wood: 9 (-1 from haunted house construction)
Money: $100
Towns
Dragsville (status: normal)
Rednekland (status: watching Nascar)

What will be your next course of action?
>Go out spooping (Dragsville or Redneckland?)
>Gather resources
>Begin research (zombo virus, electronic spooping, swamp spooking or mystery research?)
>Build a new building (mummy tomb (-3 stone), power plant (-5 steel))

Get some spoops from Dragville

>>392322
>Swamp Spooking

>>392322
>Go out spooping (Dragsville or Redneckland?)
Spoop in redneck land amd aquire guns

>>392330
Swamp it!

>>392322
>mummy tomb

>>392340
>>392330

You decide to research how to spoop in the swamp, and find out that you can do a variety of things in the previously ignored swamps. There is a particular breed of creatures known as Pepes that have the ability to spook things with their mighty warcries. Also they get bonuses in Dragsville, because the city is full of normies.

Two skellies, one ghost and one pepe join your army!

Stats:
Buildings
Graveyard lv. 2 (makes skellies)
Mad Scientist's Lab (does research for you)
Spook Palace (your house)
Haunted House (makes ghosts)
Sweaty Gooch Swamp (makes pepes)
Units
Skellies x16 (spoopy rating: 1.5)
Ghosts x1 (spoopy rating: 1.5, 3 of em can haunt shit)
Pepes x1 (spoopy rating: 1.5, bonus against normies)
Resources
Spooks (food): 7 (-1/turn)
Wood: 8
Stone: 9
Money: $100
Nearby Town Status
Dragsville (status: normal)
Redneckland (status: marrying their sisters)

What will be your next course of action?
>Go out spooping (Dragsville or Redneckland?)
>Gather resources (need dat steel)
>Begin research (zombo virus, electronic spooping, armor lv. 1 or mystery research?)
>Begin a new building (mummy tomb (-3 stone), power plant (-5 steel))
>Upgrade a building (Sweaty Gooch Swamp (-3 stank dirt, graveyard (-5 stone))

Gonna be away for an hour or two, don't get too salty just gotta take care of some shit

>>392372
>mummy tomb

>>392372
Send your Pepe to Dragsville with a crew of 4 Skelebros to spoop some-
>FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>392372
>Go out spooping (Dragsville or Redneckland?)
Spoop it out in Dragsville but take the whole crew, were gonma spoop the whole town!

>>392426
No no, We'll alert the Normies by bringing the whole crew.
Leave the rest to shitpost on 4tomb in the Bonezone.

>>392432
Theres one flaw in that plan, we dont have computers! We need to steal some from the normies now to aquire shitposting abilitys.

>>392372
can we research swamp monsters (like from scooby doo and old movies) for some advanced downsouth spooks they can be in lakes too

>>392412
>>392437
These. We need to useand abuse the system of this modern day. We must steal the mobile devices and computers after we get some good spooping done, and when we take them back to base camp, we can mask our ip and spook normies online to get spooks just by our webcam shows! We can farm them at home with low level spookers and go out for the real spooks with our advanced spookers.

>>392775
With computers we can create Creepypastas! We can attack them without leaving our home *with reduced income im sure*

>>392807
If we inspire more creepy pastas from them do we get spooks? I feel like we should.

>>394243
Only if they first get spooked before they in turn spread our spooky mojo
This has potential and we need OP