u awaken in a cold stone room, dimly lit by a single crude torch, theres a locked door and what looks like a lever
>take the torch and burn te door down
FUCK LEVERS
>>372291
fueled by your anger of levers, u take the touch off the wall and hurl it at the base of the door, immediately engulfing it in flames. ...it seems that the door is fire proof
>>372301
push and pull the lever repeatedly, dont break it though
>>372301
position your ass on the knob of the lever and prepare to sit down with all your weight
>>372317
doing so opens and closes the door
>>372320
ow fuck, no
>>372334
open door, go outside. take the torch with you and try not to burn yourself
>>372348
1. it goes 2 the next room not outside
2. how do u get out without burn yourself???
>>372356
Piss on the flames and enter next room
>>372356
Do a barrel roll
>>372358
second that
>>372356
also, what is that thing on the left that looks like a zero
>>372356
Leap through the flame and then put out the fire by rolling and pissing on ourselves.
Close the door and wait for the fire to consume all the oxygen in the room (holding your breath, obviously), then open the door.
>>372358
alas, ur blatter too weak and ur pp too small
>>372402
u do a sick ass front flip thu the fire and ignore the second part
>>376163
Go berserk mode! Destroy the fucking door with your bare hand even it will break our hand and fingers!
u stand in a new room w/ 2 new doors, one being blocked by a skeleton. fire still blocks the door u came from and it is *warm* to say the least.
>>376173
Diplomacy skeleton
I second diplomacy skeleton
>>376173
Run around in circles screaming
>>376173
Diplomacy the skeletoninto having sex with you.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>376315
Rolling.
>>376661
u attempt to diplomacy the skeleton, only to find out it dont talk
>>376925
Hug skeleton and find skelefreinds for it
>>376925
we have a skeleton inside of us, using this knowledge try to befriend the skeleton on the grounds of you're one in the same
>>376932
>>377768
u give the thing a big ol' hug to show u r friends, it responds by whaling on u
Rip it's skull from its spine and step back from the foul undead, I begin to skullfuck it's eyehole and taunt the body to chase me, like Victor Barrio (See; A Horny bullfighter) I sidestep the body so it falls in the fire and eat the contents of the skull for sustenance.
Pic Related MFW mid climax skelefriends with Benefits
Dice+1d100
KEK WILLS IT
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>378209
Apparently not.
Goodbye.
>>378225
Ima a failure at life can't even get a skelefreind
>>378225
u do not skullfuck skelefriend and r instead pushed to the ground and r hurt
>>378314
burst into tears about how your parents were right about you never amounting to much causing the skelly to feel bad and help you out of sympathy
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>378314
Now... Activate the Berserk Mode!!!!!
>>378851
This only way
>>378851
u dont have parents but u cry anyway, the skeleman doesn't seem 2, like, care??
>>379903
u dont go berserk mode, but ur ready 2 fight!
roll d10
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>380115
Punch skelly in the gut.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>380115
Shoryuken!!!
>>380131
God I fail so bad...
>>380123
u hit the skeleton hard in the ribs and hear a loud crack.
the skeleton goes for a kick in the dick, but ur pp is so tiny u barely feel it!
>>380131
in ur attempt to do some weeb shit, u trip over ur own foot and fall flat on ur face. skelefriend just sort of looks down at u.
roll d10 for ur next attack
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>380257
roundhouse kick
>>380264
u do as sick a roundhouse kick
as u can do, as u do so u hear another, louder crack. u also hurt ur foot
>>380308
rip the head off. wear the skelleton as armor
skelefriend now has a crack in his skull, something tells u he aint 2 happy as he very forcefully pushes u backwards. this battle is really starting 2 heat up
roll d10 4 next attack
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>380313
Dub the skeleton as a cowardly villain, as it not only had stricken you first - without you blatantly challenging it or it voicing a challenge - but in the uncalled-for fight, it was so disrespectful as to kick you in the groin!
Summon the forces of Unutterable Shame upon it and all its relatives and ancestors.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>381674
>Also, become a Shame-an.
>>380311
>>380327
u grip ur hands around skelefriend's skeleskull and-
>>383191
RIP IT THE HELL OFF
congratulations, u defeated the skelefriend
u earn a bone, and three gold coins
Go in the room skeleton was blocking
>>384240
as u enter the new room u immediately feel cooler, not like cool cool but temperature wise (prolly because of the fire). anyway, in this room there is a wooden chest and a thing hanging on the ceiling by a small rope.
>>384394
Look up to see whether the string with the key is tied to anything that might fall or trigger a trap.
>>385015
looks like its just tied to a hook
Get the key and unlock the chest
>>385823
furiously masturbate to the thought of it being a trapand i do mean the girly boy in girl's clothes
bite the hook like a fish
>>386941
>>386945
it looks like u cant actually reach the key
>>388810
u cant reach that either
>>387998
(maybe later.)
>>389594
slap the chest open
>>389594
Try to reach the key by either jumping or standing on chest or using skeleton hand to reach it.
>>389594
Jump to get the key
>>389594
move the chest underneath the key and then stand on it to hang yourself with the rope
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>>389711
>>390175
u jump to pull the key down but hook comes with it, the door slams shut and sand comes out of the hook hole, it was a boyish girl tha- i mean a trap!
>>396424
Open the chest with the key
>>396424
jump really high and plug the hole with the key
that'll teach those girly boys