BADASS KNIGHT QUEST NIGGA

Yo dawg your name Axel the Axe Knight. Now let me axe-plain dis shit. You on a quest fo two things, nigga. Bitches and kush. But you betta watch out fo dem po-po or dey be fast on yo ass.

Now nigga listen up, these yo stats. Dey give bonuses to related actions, nomsayin'?

Strength: SWOLE (+5)
Constitution: Goddamn nigga (+3)
Dexterity: Little bitch (-1)
Intelligence: Aight (+0)
Wisdom: Aight (+0)
Charisma: Aight (+0)
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Money: $100
Equipment: Basic iron armor (+2 defense), Basic Axe (+2 defense)

Now get findin' dat weed. Here yo options.

>Talk to your homies (charisma)
>Find yo dealer (wisdom)
>Shop fo' shit
>Steal sum shit (dexterity)
>Write-in

Anonymous 2016-07-13 23:35:30 Post No.368381
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 23:35:30 Post No.368381 [Report]

>>368365
>Find yo dealer (wisdom)

Anonymous 2016-07-13 23:47:58 Post No.368416
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 23:47:58 Post No.368416 [Report]

>>368365
Talk to your homies

Anonymous 2016-07-13 23:50:27 Post No.368428
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 23:50:27 Post No.368428 [Report]

>>368365
>Write-in
>Punch closest druggies (Strength)

OP (ID: !!GhnX8WXb6+F) 2016-07-14 00:04:07 Post No.368500
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OP (ID: !!GhnX8WXb6+F) 2016-07-14 00:04:07 Post No.368500 [Report]

Sheeeeit son. You go find yo dealer but y'all end up in da WRONG hood! All kinds o' kniggas be starin' atchu, jealous of yo swag 'n shit. You don't want none of that shit, so you start haulin' ass out of there, but a goddamn Halberd Knight start gettin' all up in yo face! What da fuck you do now bitch?

Halberd Knight HP: 10
It's an axe! It's a spear! Naw nigga, it's BOTH! He can fuck a knigga up 6 ways wit dat thing. Betta be hella careful.

Axel tha muthafuckin' axe knight HP: 10

>Axe dat bitch (strength)
>Negotiate wit' dat bitch (charisma)
>Threaten him, show dat punk who's boss around here (strength or charisma)
>Give him fiddy and leave (Ends fight, -$50, +1 bitch point)
>Fuckin' run man (dexterity, +1 bitch point)

Anonymous 2016-07-14 00:05:21 Post No.368508
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 00:05:21 Post No.368508 [Report]

>>368500
>Axe dat bitch

Yes Man 2016-07-14 00:12:10 Post No.368547
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Yes Man 2016-07-14 00:12:10 Post No.368547 [Report]

>>368500
>Threaten him, show dat punk who's boss around here

We must axe-ert our dominance on the punkass muthafuckas. Besides, bitch ain't challengin' us. Hittin' him now would just make us come off as some dicks.

Anonymous 2016-07-14 00:34:08 Post No.368621
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 00:34:08 Post No.368621 [Report]

>>368500
>>Threaten him, show dat punk who's boss around here (strength or charisma)

Anonymous 2016-07-14 01:13:06 Post No.368762
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 01:13:06 Post No.368762 [Report]

>>368500
Threaten

Anonymous 2016-07-14 22:16:19 Post No.370792
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Anonymous 2016-07-14 22:16:19 Post No.370792 [Report]

Yo, OP where ya at homz?
>>368257

Anonymous 2016-07-19 23:22:49 Post No.388896
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Anonymous 2016-07-19 23:22:49 Post No.388896 [Report]

>>368500
>Axe dat bitch real good

Anonymous 2016-07-20 10:14:37 Post No.390007
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Anonymous 2016-07-20 10:14:37 Post No.390007 [Report]

>>368500
Threaten him, show dat punk who's boss around here

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