You are a spider. You live on a web in the ceiling,
You need nourishment to survive, like bugs and water and shit. However, you must journey out into the great unknown beyond your web to find it.
Double check your web for any insect bits. Also make a spider silk backpack so you can carry more.
>>365613
There is nothing to be found on your web. You also do not have enough silk to produce a backpack. however, you can try finding a spider mate to help you.
>>365635
go to the spider bar to look for a mate to hit up
>>365679
You try to go to the Ceiling Fan, a local bar popular with spiders. However, the bouncer demands cash to get in.
>>365693
Tell him we're just a figment of his imagination.
>>365567
Spiders have eight legs.
>>365693
eat the bouncer?
>>365693
Pay the bouncer
>>365693
SEDUCE the bouncer
>>365693
submit to the bouncer.
>>366052
This.
>>365693
Bounce the Bouncer
>>365693
drink barry's red cola
>>366052
dis
>>365693
Pay him a silk thread
>>366052
we found our mate
Work a nine to five job at an insurance firm to get the money.