Mystery

>>36541
Equip cat in our right hand as our weapon of choice.

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>>36568
good choice

>>36613
open window and smell.

>>36613
Attempt to look underneath the door, a safe distance away from the door.

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>>36647
Cat's name is Oscar

>>36763
look under the bed for stuff.

>>36763
//2 story house or 1?

Move bed in front of door.

>>36763
i wanna combine these as first poster
>>36778
>>36786

>>36786
2 story with an attic, you're on the second floor. 15 foot drop from the window to the ground.

>>36761
>>36778
>>36786
I'll do all three of these in the order in which they were posted

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Be right back, getting a drink

>>36917
//is there a portion of roof outside of the window?

Take Bandaid, Quarter, Shoelace and Water Bottle and pocket all of them if possible. If not, find a bag or container in the room that will fit them all.

//also requesting room contents please.

>>36917
Equip shoelace in our headgear slot, equip the quarter in our left hand as our shield, inventory bandaid, and look at the ceiling for stuff.

>>37055
>//is there a portion of roof outside of the window?

Yes

>//also requesting room contents please.

I'll put it in the next update.

>>37055
>>37060
I can do both of these, not mutually exclusive.

>>37083
Combine mine >>37055
with >>37060

pls. Just pick up and do something with the items, + inventory water bottle.

>>36917
Get a bottle and the shoe lace. Piss in bottle. Tie to end of string.
Equip piss flail

//sorry if this commands too long

>>37215
equip piss flail in headgear slot, examine and potentially open air vent if possible

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>>37242

>>37281
HIDE IN THE CHEST. but take a book from the shelf for some light reading

>>37281
Stab blade through bottle cap 1 and use bottle cap 2 as handle to make tiny sword for oscar to weild

>>37281
equip razor as shield, and equip our superior $1/4thOscar as our primary weapon. Sit in armchair, waiting for our adversary like in a badass pose, thinking of a witty remark.
//you never said we had an armchair im sure, what else we got yo?

>>37322
//oh whoops, i see it now..

>>37314
This or dash out the window

>>37318
I second this motion.

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Sorry for the wait.

>>37539
Put something heavy on the crate. Translation: Sit on it you fat fuck.

>>37539
exit room.

>>37581
through the door?

>>37571
kek

>>37333
checked

>>37539
//how many other rooms in the house and if so where are they?

>>37581
On second thought, I second this. And have a look around, while you're at it.

>>37604
theres no other way to exit the room BESIDES the door, so yes, the door and only the door. theres no such thing as windows.

>>37539
Look for mom. Hungry for tendies

>>37623
//Window

>>37628
//are we secretly a pokemon grainer? i bet shes pissed we didnt stop by the lab today or pick up our dex. a shame we cant loot her while she's conscious, our stats are too low.

>>37607
There's an attic, the entrance to which is a ceiling opening near your room.

It's a town home, so it's taller than it is wide.

There's just your room and the attic entrance on the second story.

On the first story there's a small kitchen, a small eating table and a living room.

>>37639
kek, we're just a jon doe

Getting another drink, updating in a minute

>>37626
kek, you're a grown-up, you live alone with Oscar.

>>37623
kek ok

>>37661
//no bathroom?

>>37724
Oh yeah, my bad

>>37733
Rifle through br then

>>37737
Seconded, look for supplies in bathroom

going to store now, will come back in 30 mins to read hilariousness

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Getting tired, will stay up for another hour

>>37876
Equip plunger and knife

take toothpaste
apply toothpaste to plunger
take shower curtain
wear shower curtain as cape

>>37917
Together as a lance, and equip oscar as pirate parot as guard against back attack

>>37876
Look for sweet loot under the couch cushions

>>37876
Feed tuna to Oscar, he's earned it

>>37876
try not to be jewish. put sink in our inventory.

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>>38109
LOL

>>38159
Finish off the girl.

>>38159
Take down shower rod. Go back to bedroom

>>38159
Go attic, loot

>>38194
>>38187
>>38182
You heartless bastards aren't gonna help the doge?

>>38201
//thought it was ded

>>38211
No, doge is live, just wants in

>>38201
//We have our damn priorities, One's too close to home, and one's knocking on our fucking door. We can only trust Oscar and our pet sink, so we must kill the damn thing and finish it off.

>>38216
// is dog infected with demon?

>>38224
Y O U R T O O C O O O O O O L D

F O R M E T O O P U T


Y O U R H A N D S I N M Y S W E A T E R

>>38226
no sir

>>38216
Slay the loli with our spear. Then check the house for vulnerabilities. If she got in, then surely the man can too.

>>38226
>>38233
//i thought demonic was just an adjective..???? actually demonic?

>>38224
cut off leg of chair and make actual club as back up weapon for inevitable broken spear

>>38239
I haven't decided yet actually, you guys took the story in a completely different direction than I was planning.

Originally I was going to have it as something like

"I slept through the rapture and now everyone is gone except for demons punishing the people still here"

but my plan was originally that you guys would leave through the window and find an empty world being chased by a demon

but you badasses wanted to fight it out, so i decided i had to make it a winnable fight, so i made the loli

updating now

>>38233
Then get dog inside as quick as possible

>>38263
go to bedroom to check on Loli

>>38266
Heal with bandaid, then equip to other shoulder as extra back guard

>>38263
//So basically that gives us free reign to leave no survivors, no matter what face or deceiving begging for help because demons cant be trusted. cool. thanks OP. RIP AND TEAR FIRST BOSS: NEIGHBOR'S SINNER LOLITA.

// also define shower supplies plx

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Alright gents, I'm gonna sign off for the night.

I'm not sure how quickly /qst/ 404s. If this thread is still alive tomorrow, I'll keep updating it. If not, I can always make a new thread tomorrow if you guys want.

I'll be here for a few more minutes to read replies if you guys are interested in continuing.

Also if you have any critiques for my writing, I'd be glad to hear them out.

g'night boys


>>38295
kek

>>38422
soap and shampoo, the likes

>>38502
S-s-search the loli's body

>>38502
//U rock op, wit is just right dont doubt writing but that pups been here b4. Gnight OP, till tmrw

>>38532
LOL

>>38554
thanks, in/qst/or (is that what we're going with?) g'night

>>38502
Check lolibody for loot. Have Oscar and Dogger duel to see who will be your patron companion. There can only be one, and there is order in dominance. Also, make comicbook sword from comicbooks and other materials around the house.

//We kept the neighbor's daughter trapped in our attic? You sure they're demons instead of desperate people doing what they can?

>>38594
Lol I think I put a hole in the attic wall.

Lazy writing, wanted to sleep, I'll fix it tomorrow.

>>38655
//yeah but its a freaking attic. its the roof of our dank establishment and internet safespace

>>38594
Third check the loli body, but let the animals be fine. Then make shank outta the tooth brush, then barricade attic hole with chair. Then empty shampoo bottle from br, then check closet in room// if there is a
closet, (who doesnt have a closet)?

>>38502
Back from store, interested in continuing, hopefully I find the thread again.

Bamp

OP here, morning bump, will start again at noon(ish)

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I'm back, sorry for the wait.

>>42618
Go back upstairs into the room we started in. Take and nap. And when we wake up and pretend we can't remember anything. It worked the first time, itll work again.

>>42618
// current inv? Also no closest really?

>>42618
Take loli loot, then recoup lost string, construct new piss flail

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Really sorry guys, had to take care of something again. HelluvaMonday.

>>43905
kek, no closet

>>47432
//are there more clothes? and what are the surroundings around house?

>>47979
You've got a church across the street from you

A derelict (possibly squatted in) house to your right

A half-way house to your left

>>47979
shit, forgot the clothes

you've got the clothes on your back, the tiny jeans and t-shirt the loli is wearing

You've got a few extra t-shirts and athletic shorts along with a jacket

You have nothing else at the moment, you only recently moved in and you're poor as fuck

>>48136
//cool
Take elastic out of running shorts, and start boiling some water, to preempt making some old man bone glue

>>48136
Morning bump? Does no one else care about our wonderful piss flail weilding hero? Its just u an me op

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Part 1 of 2

>>50482
Part 2 of 2

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>>50494
Forgot pic, fuck

>>50501
Use new glue to craft a fetching belt for you to wear. Equip belt and take old man leg as extra extra weapon, and attach nife back to plunger. Take rest of glue in shampoo bottle to attic.

>>50501
//also op if life hits just say so, no hard feelings hope life gets better

>>51241
Thanks, anon

Just have some things going on related to college.

People are protesting all the time. I'm not even sure what they're protesting for anymore. Black lives matter, sexual assault, social justice, the name changes every time I ask.

Anyways, they're taking up a lot of time. Even from the people (like me) who don't care, they'll accost you as you walk down the quad. Idk man, crazy world.

I'm gonna try out something knew with the story set-up, let me know what you think.

It's gonna have certain situations where you have particular choices, but ultimately it'll I've you the same open ended

"What do you do?"

>>51471
sounds cool

>>51499
Check'd, also what's a fetching belt?

Did you mean fishing belt?

//do we has internet

>>51510
Fetching as a adjective
Like nice or quaint or dashing