boring life

Get up and prepare to go to work you lazy faggit.

>>363366
Shit forgot to roll

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>363344

Do the shadow boxing/kickboxing before heading the work.

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you look in the mirror. what do you see?

even # decides first facial trait

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>363377

Very large eyebrows.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>363377
A Jewish nose

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>>363388

did i say even? i meant odd

you have a pair of strangely familiar eyebrows

even# decides second facial trait

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>363394
Nose shaped like a dick

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>>363406

you remember to curse god for giving you a dick nose

even# decides last facial trait

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>363409
Shark like jaw for mouth

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>363409
Handsome heroic face structure

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>363409

(Having dick shaped nose must be pain in the ass...)

Razor sharp teeth.

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>>363412

here's our main man. the man of the hour. what's his name?

3 or 6 decides

>>363416
(Don't worry, it's not like it's long enough to reach)

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>363422
Dick Jawbrow

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>363422
Gay Dick Man

>>363422
Pho Kufaisue

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>363434
Whoops no dice.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>363422
Bix nood

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>363438
>>363422
Wrong dice

op here this is taking too long

even decides name

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>363450
So we roll again?
If so:
>>363424

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>>363453

this is dick jawbrow. the result of several generations of inbreeding and occasional gene-splicing, dick managed to grow up into a functioning adult with only the slightest trivial brain damage. he lives alone in a house he inherited from his parents, who died from medical complications brought on by generations of inbreeding.

his namesake is the great war-hero Richard Jabrau, who fought to help jews escape from Neue Bremm.
only foolin', it's because his nose is like a dick and he's got crazy eyebrows.

i guess it's time for work then, now that you're all cleaned up and ready to go.

even decides

>>363461

Start heading to the work, where we work as "Karate Instructor" at Karate school inside the mall.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>363463

forgot to roll again...

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>363461
You remember that you don't have a job, so you start looking for work

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>>363465

you check the classifieds

hmmm... what to choose

even decides

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>363469
Karate

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>>363470

Karate! perfect...

you decide to visit the dojo and see if you're a candidate

now where are those carkeys...

even decides

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>363476
Check your anus

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>363476
Start training by running to the dojo

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>>363484

the thought of running exhausts you and you fall asleep for several hours

(i've been awake for 20-ish hours so i've gotta get some shut eye but i'll be back later today)

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>363488
Dream about becoming the greatest karate champion of all time and do your best to acomplish that dream when you wake up

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you awaken over 48 hours later in a daze, you have no idea what happened

what were you doing again?

even decides

>>370653
go to the dojo...

>>370653

Get a karate uniform (with golden colored belt) and then go to dojo.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>371936
roll

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>371951

fug forgot to roll...

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>370653
Punch the clock

Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d6)

>>370653
Make then eat a sandwich

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>>371936

you gag on the blood in your mouth

massive gaps in time are missing from your memory

the dojo

you have to get to the dojo

its the only way to make things right

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the dojo

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thhe dojo

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the.. dojo

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how long

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you wretch

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life was boring

you missed it