Civ thread Another beginning Thread #2

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>>360268
>>C.Construction
Make better homes

>>360268
>C.Construction

>>360311
seconded

We shall attempt to improve on construction, however how shall we improve? (Pick two since we are so far behind everything else)
>A. Housing
>B. Fortifications (On par with current tech)
>C. Government Buildings
>D. Utility buildings (This is on par with our technology)
>E. MUH ROADS (On par with current tech)
>F. Other

>>360320
>A. Housing

>>360320
>A
>C

>>360320
>>A. Housing
>C. Government Buildings

We choose to improve housing and government buildings! A proper town hall is established where Donald II will live, and actual wood houses begin to be established outside of the caves in mountain home, these are warm enough that you can live outside! The same is done in the Goblin town. However what shall we improve upon next?

It is 35 AA


>Population: 1,890 (837 men and 1053 women)
>Agriculture/Food:6/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 7/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

>>360360
>>A.Food production & population growth
We need the food, take the risk!

>>360360
>A.Food production & population growth

>>360367
>>360369
this

>>360376
This

>>360382
>this
:^)

>>360386
>this :^)

>>360393
nerf THIS

We begin to improve our food production, and we create something unheard of.. Fertilizer. It makes infertile land fertile, and we also use horses to help plow the fields. Also our population grows by 20% (378 people, 145 of those are women, 233 men.

It is 36 AA


>Population: 2,268 (1070 men and 1198 women)
>Agriculture/Food:6/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 7/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

Also fair warning, next turn we're doing an event roll.. If its low, the consequences might be catastrophic if we aren't militarily prepared :^)

>>360415
>>D.Military

>>360415
well military is it then

>>360415
>D.Military
Iron transition

We shall improve our military, ready for war! But how shall we improve it? (Pick two, or pick one twice to double effect)
>A. Weapons (Upgraded to iron)
>B. Armor (Upgraded to iron)
>C. Training
>D. Create a navy (This will create K. and give us a navy)
>E. Other

>>360459
>A
>D
alternatively, B

>>360459
>>A. Weapons (Upgraded to iron)
>>B. Armor (Upgraded to iron)
Let the chinks handle the seas.

>>360459
>A. Weapons (Upgraded to iron)
>B. Armor (Upgraded to iron)

>>360459
>>360459
A and B

Rolled 89 (1d100)

We begin to improve upon our weapons and armor! Bronze armor is given to the lower ranks, while everyone else is given Iron armor and iron weapons, we are ready for anything, we have the best equipment in the world, on par with dwarven iron, and the best training in the world. We are ready for war!

Event roll. Pray it is good.

>>360489
speaking of drwarfs, how are our relations with them ? do we have trade with them ?

>>360489
Did you run a civ game on pol last year?

Damn it you are lucky YET AGAIN.

The armies of the enemy have not struck yet, however we receive something interesting from the elements. The spell is titled "Bend to your will" where we can quite literally, control the mind of a person, be it an enemy leader, or an enemy soldier. We can try this on an enemy leader, and we can gain an ally.

>>360497
Yep. basically I'm giving this sort of a /pol/ theme, but I'm cutting back on the memes, I tried with tons of memes and it just failed.

>>360495
They're within our alliance, so we share technology, and they helped us make good iron armor and the like, we trade. We're very friendly in General because we must stand together against the waves of degeneracy in the south.

>>360503
I fucking loved that thread so fucking much

Then It disappeared and I was fucked

>>360509
Never forget the Mustardcaust.

However, what shall we do now?
>A. Attempt to Bend an enemy leader to our will
>B. Just stay home.

>>360556
>B. Just stay home.

>>360556
>A

who exactly is attacking us ?

>>360556
>>A. Attempt to Bend an enemy leader to our will

>>360562
>>360569
All sorts of enemies, so far all we can tell is that there are goblins and darkskins are in the south.

How shall we attempt to bend the enemy leader to his will?
>A. Use Camouflage, sneak in, Bend him to our will, and get out.
>B. Do a small attack under the cover of night, and bend him to our will
>C. Other

>>360603
>A. Use Camouflage, sneak in, Bend him to our will, and get out.

>>360603
>A. Use Camouflage, sneak in, Bend him to our will, and get out.

>>360607
seconded
>>360611
this

:^)

>>360603
>darkskins
Jesus, We need /pol/

>>B. Do a small attack under the cover of night, and bend him to our will

We choose to go in, and under the cover of Camouflage and the night, we bend him to our will. I want three 1d100s to see how his soldiers react, and how many stay with him.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>360641

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>360641

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>360641

>>360646
>>360650
>>360648
Now we do the average of those is 63. This warchief had gathered 750 darkskins in preparation for the attack on our lands, He manages to keep 450 under his command, and slaughters the rest. We know that there are at least 4 villages on the border, 3 of which we've destroyed, and the last one has our warchief that is bent to our will.

However. We also discover that there are many many other races prepared to go to war, the Sand people, the orcs, the goblins, the trolls, the vampires, the Lizard people, the dark elves and Ogres.. They are numerous.. That is all we can gather out of the war chief.. And the last thing he tells us is that they are ready for war.. Lead by an organization called JEW. We remember that it is an acronym for the Jewish Empire Worlds.

How shall we react?
>A. Strike first, strike hard.
>B. Lock down the area, reenforce the wall, and station all troops there
>C. Do nothing (Highly inadvisable, but its an epic meme :^)
>D. Do a combination of A and B, strike the smaller settlements with less troops, and still lock down the wall (Albeit a little less due to troops going out)

Another poll though.
Will we call upon our allies.
>A. Yes
>B. No.

>>360677
>call on allies
yes, i think we need them

>how shall we react
fortify B

>>360677
>B. Lock down the area, reenforce the wall, and station all troops there
>A. Yes

>>360677
>B. Lock down the area, reenforce the wall, and station all troops there
>A. Yes
Use the wall

We reenforce the wall, and we station every available soldier there. 1,500 men and women (750 men and 750 women) are stationed there. I want three 1d100s, one for Elven support, one for Dwarven support, and one for Polan support. The chinks will not be assisting us largely because they must guard the seas.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>360735

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>360735

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>360735

>>360744
Aparently they can into space.

>>360744
The mad Polans went to space and brings space rocks down on the enemies

Rolled 94 (1d100)

The elves are not very keen on assisting us, largely because they wish to guard the forest by themselves, however they send us a token force of 250 elves to aid us. The dwarves send us a force of about 1000 dwarves to aid us as well, however wish to keep to the mountains with the rest of their troops, and finally Polan. The first people we encountered in the Tundra, the descendants of our allies before the White Frost, will stand with us forever, and seeing that they are comfortably behind our lines, send us every man and women they can send to war. They send us 1,500 men and women as well. In total, we number at 4,250 soldiers, manning the wall, that is 10 soldiers for every mile of the wall! The way the wall is built (Much like Hadrian's wall) is relatively simple, there are watchtowers within sight of each other, which hold a squad of about 4 men, then there are lesser forts at every gate (Each gate is about 40 miles apart, so 10 lesser forts) with 60 men each. And finally the mega-forts, which there are four each watching a quarter of the wall. So in total, we have about 600 men at lesser forts, 1500 men at the watchtowers, and the rest are at the megaforts. We are ready for war.

Rolling to see how big the first strike will be

>>360783
!nice roll

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>>360783
High was good. We got lucky.
The first strike totals at about 500 men, and they attack the first gate. Now, we get reinforcements INSTANTLY due to logistics, and the defense force totals at about 700 men. I want two rolls, Enemy battle preparations, and our battle preparations.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>360792

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>360792

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>360792

Our battle preparations net us 2 extra rounds of archery, and their battle preparations get them 3 total rounds of archery.
I want 3(us)v2(them) rolls! all 1d100

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>360822

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>360822

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>360822

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>360822
No

Rolled 98 (1d100)

128(us)vs113(them)
We manage to kill off at least 40 of those enemies, who seem to be largely comprised of Darkskins and goblins.. however there is also a troll in the back.. However we lose 30 men in exchange for that.

670(us)vs460(them)

2v2s!

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>360854

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>360854

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>360854

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>360854
Are our allies with us?

>>360897
Not in this battle, we're largely going to be fighting our own battles by ourselves. The other races will watch other parts of the wall. We'll often roll 3d100s to determine how well they're doing on their fronts.

135(us)vs114(them)

They break through the gate, and are still stuck in the funnel, however currently they take 50 casualties, whilst we take 40

630(us)vs.410(them)

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>360915

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>360915

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>360915

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>360915

Due to funnel advantage, we get +5 to total rolls.
136+5=141(us)vs65(them)
They start taking massive casualties, they lose 100 men trying to break out while we lose only 45.

595(us)vs.310(them)

Also, since we're overwhelming them, next time they lose by more than 50, they instantly surrender.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>360958

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>360958

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>360958
No

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>360958

They manage to break out of the funnel!
65+5=70(us)vs172(them)
We manage to take a very large amount of casualties! 150 total, while they only lose 75.

455(us)vs335(them)

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>360986

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>360986

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>360986

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>360986
Low roll?

>>361041
85vs22
The darkskins surrender without further fighting, we kill off the troll in a hail of arrows, and the darkskins and orcs surrender almost instantly. What shall we do to the captives?
>A. Enslave them, put them on maintenance duty on the wall
>B. Kill them all!
>C. Kill the Women, take the men
>D. Take the women, kill the men
>E. Release them
>F. Other.

>>361052
>A
after they repaired the damage we can still kill them

>>361052
>A. Enslave them, put them on maintenance duty on the wall
After the wall is repaired kill them

We end up enslaving them, and placing them on maintenance duty. What shall come next. Find out tomorrow, at 2pm EST.

D

We're back! Welcome old and new players alike, to the civ thread! We're going to be kicking it off with three 1d100s to determine the success of the front being held by Polan.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>364091
>QM hivemind start threads at the same time
damn OP

Its just a really good time to start during the summer, all of America is up, and its pretty much after work for Europeans, 2pm is the perfect time for both Americans and Europeans to do threads. Its not like me and Bulgar have a Hivemind :^)

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>364091

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>364091

>>364137
104 divided by 3 is 34.66666
The recent performance of polan was lackluster to say the least, they took heavy casualties (750) in an engagement against 500 darkskins.

What shall we do?
>A. Reinforce them
>B. LEave them

>>364147
>A. Reinforce them
Can't leave our most loyal allies fight alone.

>>364147
>A. Reinforce them

We reinforce them with a further 250 soldiers, however, will we strike at them?
>A. No, do not strike them
>B. Yes, we must attack the enemy and gain the initiative.

>>364169
>B

>>364169
>>B. Yes, we must attack the enemy and gain the initiative.
We can do a hit and run with the magic spell to hide and set their camps on fire

>>364169
>B. Yes, we must attack the enemy and gain the initiative.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

We go to their camp.. And enter one of the camps behind their main lines.. What do we find there? Low is good, high is bad.

>>364203
We find a robed man, sitting in the middle of an Empty camp.. With a great staff by his side.. And as 100 of our best men enter the camp.. He scoffs. Is this what the descendants of the White Conglomerates have weakened into? Is this your best men? Although you may not remember... Your ancestors have fought a war not unlike the war you are fighting now.. With less orcs trolls and other varied monsters. They were the wall that kept JEW from taking power, after the White Frost, we were all forced to move south. However we can finally wipe the White People off the face of the earth forever! He stands up, takes off his robe, and has a nose the size unlike anything we've seen before. He picks up his staff and says the words "Let's see if you're as good as your ancestors.."

2v2 now!

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This is how he looks like.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>364221
>>364225
This isn't even is final shoah

Here is also thread theme music, it actually fits the great invasion pretty well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdawgd0azk

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>364221

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>364221

Rolled 36 (1d100)

84(us)vs76(them)
We manage to get a few lucky hits on the mega jew, however he strikes back! Killing 5 men with a single spell. "You're not as bad as I thought.. But you'll never be as good as your ancestors!"

Anudda 2v2

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>364255

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>364255

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>364255
Use magic on him

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>364255
>>364255

>>364291
73vs84
We attempt to shoot a minor meteor on him, however it fails, and misses, however we get even more hits on him, yet he manages to take down another 10 soldiers

us: 80 soldiers. Him: Roughly 80 health.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>364297
Do some more magic

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>364297

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>364297

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>364297
rerolling

177(us)vs90(them)
We start to just pile up on him, just slashing at him mercilessly.. "Maybe you aren't as bad as I thought.. However I will still defeat you like I did to your ancestors!" We lose only 5 men in that great attack

75(us)vs. 50 health (him)

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>364315
Kill him

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>364315

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>364315

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>364315

158(us)vs107(them)
Yet again we begin to pile up on him. This time we manage to capture him and separate him from his staff. We bring him before Donald II and begin to interrogate him. We lost 15 men in that final attack. We lost 40 elite soldiers in that fight.

Ask me any question and I'll answer them if the Jew would know it.

>>364341
who exactly is in your force ?
how many men do you have of each race ?

>>364341
What are JEW? What were the white conglomerates like? Why is your nose so fucking huge? What caused the White Frost?

>>364341
What's is the JEW weakness, other than fire.

>>364342
More people than you can ever imagine.
Many.. For you.

>>364345
1.The Jewish Empire Worlds.
2.They were our mortal enemies! They stood against everything we wanted to create, and kept fighting us.. We could not match them..
3. For I am a wizard of JEW, every one has a big nose, the bigger the nose, the more powerful.
4. We could not match them, so we chose to starve them out, and we killed them by the White Frost, it looks like some have survived in the south. We will get rid of you either way!

>>364356
He absolutely refuses to answer that question, why would he give away his weakness?

Any more questions?

>>364356
you know what it is.
Zyklon B, the strongest element

why is your nose so big?

>>364361
dont we have some kind of mind control spell ?
would it work on the notHappy merchant ?

>>364361
Why do you fight the white man?
Can we have no peace?
How does Zyklon B sound to you?

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I am merely a mediocre wizard, ones with smaller noses are beginners, and ones with massive noses.. Let's say you don't want to screw with them.

>>364368
He's resistant to it, Jew magic Amiright.

>>364369
They stand against everything we stand for. We shall conquer all and flood the world with Degeneracy.. You wish to stop it.
We can have peace.. Simply surrender.

>How does Zyklon B sound to you?
He starts to look like pic related

Keep 'em coming if you need more answers.

>>364377
who is your leader ?

do you support feminism :^) ?

>>364383
>who is your leader?
I have no idea (It seems that the higher ranks seem to be shrouded in secrecy)

>do you support feminism :^) ?
You'll find out..

>>364387
why dont you instead help us ? we can reward you well

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>>364377
Do you want a gold crown? :^)

My leaders would reward me even more. They'd be able to kill me at the wave of a hand..

>>364396
what would surrendering to the JEW mean for us ?

>>364395
Yes.

>>364406
He begins to describe what would happen (Basically imagine degeneracy and Cultural Marxism EVERYWHERE, White Race bred off the face of the earth and the like)

>>364409
>>Do you want a gold crown? :^)
>Yes.
somebody get a me a pot of molten gold :^)

>>364409
well i dont suspect that we are going to be able to get any valuable information out of him

kill him and be done with it

He dies right after he answers the last question.. Now what shall we do?

>Population: 1,474 (647 men and 827 women)
>Agriculture/Food:6/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 7/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

>>364428
>D.Military
let prepare our mens more properly.

>>364428
D

We begin to improve upon our military, what shall we improve upon? Pick two or pick one twice
>A. Weapons
>B. Armor
>C. Training
>D. Navy
>E. Other

>>364428
>>G.Research & development
The white man has always beaten the jew with tech

>>364484
C
C

>>364484
>A. Weapons
>B. Armor
Better Iron

>>364484
>>B. Armor
>>C. Training

>>364488
seconded

>>364484
>>A. Weapons
>>B. Armor

Armor and weapons wins! We begin to sharpen our swords very effectively and harden our armor well.

>Population: 1,621 (792 men and 829 women)
>Agriculture/Food:5/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

>>364508
>A
i wonder who is behind this shortage of food
happymerchant.jpg

>>364508
>H.Research Magic
we need powerful magic to counter the nose

>>364508
>H. research Magic

>>364508
>>G.Research & development

I want a roll of 1d100 to see what the elements give us as a spell.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>364554

>>364558
The elements see us as their faithful followers, and for destroying one of the JEW generals, we are bestowed a Super spell, it is a "Summon great cloud of Poison gas" spell.. :^)

(There are 4 tiers of spell, Minor, Normal, Super, MEGA)

It is 37 AA

>Population: 1,783 (838 men and 945 women)
>Agriculture/Food:5/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

>>364571
>>G.Research & development

>>364571
>A

>>364571
>A.Food production & population growth

>>364571
>>A.Food production & population growth

We begin to improve upon our farming tactics, and a three field system makes farming far more efficient and makes the land stay fertile for a longer time. Our population also grows by 30%! 534 people are born. Only 52 are women and the rest are men! Now instead of more women, there are more men by a comfortable margin!


>Population: 2,317 (1,320 men and 997 women)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

This will be the last decision for now, Come back at around 6:05pm EST for more!

>>364633
>A.Food production & population growth
Then we go to war again

>>364633
>G
we need more shekel

>>364633
>A.Food production & population growth
See you later Oldfag

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>364653
We begin to improve upon our farming yet again! Making it far more efficient than before with the usage of plows, Fertilizers, and the three field system combined, we are also able to harvest things far faster. Our population grows by 40%! (924 people) 308 of those people are women, (This totals 1305 women) and 616 of those are men (This totals 1936 men). EVENT ROLL, we'll do this when I get back

I'm back guys!

The fronts seem all quiet right now.. What could be the problem? Have we destroyed the JEW leader in this area? A few days later the Darkskin King came to us and surrendered, offering to be our vassal. Do we accept? or do we start to cut the Darkskins down on the spot?
>A. Accept them, they may be useful allies (No one will look down upon this, since they're basically becoming our vassal)
>B. Kill them all!
>C. Other

>>364980
B
They are a tool used by Jews

>>364980
>>B. Kill them all!
It's a trap
Use our magic

>>364980
>B. Kill them all!

We begin to systematically kill them off.. When we kill the King he says but a few words.. "YOU have become the JEW." However far more pressing concerns beleaguer us. THere are more people in the south, Orcs, Goblins, Sandpeople.. We must fight them off.. What shall we do?
>A. Lock down the wall like before
>B. Strike first, strike hard
>C. Combination of A and B
>D. Other.

>>365096
>A. Lock down the wall like before

>>365096
>>A. Lock down the wall like before

Rolled 57 (1d100)

We lock down the wall yet again, and all our allies come help us, however our total troops now stationed at the wall total 1,750 for us. Event roll

>>365147
Right at the center of the wall, comes a large force, totaling almost 1,250 soldiers, Its all mixed with Sandpeople, Orcs, Goblins, and some trolls.. We shall go to war! We deploy every single soldier availible at our megaforts to fight this. We have about 1,300 soldiers ready to fight them off. I need 2 1d100s, One for our battle preparations, one for theirs

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>365151

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>365151

The enemy gets 2 archery rounds, while we get 4!
I want 4v2 1d100 rolls

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>365221

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>365221

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>365221

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>365221

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>365251
>>365260
>>365221
Wow

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>365221

>>365251
>>365260
why didn't theses rolls show up more often?

All these glorious rolls.
Our enemy already starts taking MASSIVE losses, losing almost 300 men in a single round. We take some losses as well, though not nearly as bad, we take about 130 in losses.

LET'S REV UP THAT BATTLE MUSIC BOYS

3v2! (Until they break through the wall, our third roll is counted as an archery roll)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdawgd0azk

Battle music!

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>365275

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>365275

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>365275

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>365275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ZN8c4_Gs
welp have battle music since i can't roll for shit

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>365275

>>365298
>>365299
>01:18:59
>01:18:58
hax dice confirmed for fuckery

>>365301
>>365297
>>365266
>>365260
Wulfsige got better luck than Wolfe

>>365305
127(us)vs145(them)
They manage to break through the gate and we lose our archery advantage, and in that push we lose about 100 men, while they only lose 50.

2v2 again

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>365349

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>365349

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>365349

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>365349

(they're funneled, so +5 for us)
78+5=83(us)vs88(Them)
We begin to enter a melee, and they start out with the upper hand, with us losing about 100 men, to their 90. We know that if we lose, that they'll now have a breach in the wall and we'll lose our defensive advantage.. Right now its slightly in favor of us

970(us) vs810(them)

Another 2v2

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>365383

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>365383

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>365383

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>365383

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140+5=145(us)vs81(them)
Our soldiers begin to fight harder, when Donald II personally enters the fray. Right before charging in he yells "This is a wall my father would have been proud to look at, I will fight in defense of it!" Right as he entered, he started hacking and slashing them all, bolstered by this, the troops go on to fight extremely well. They hack down 150 enemy soldiers and we only lose 80

890(us)vs660(them)

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>365430
Magic

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>365430

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>365430

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>365430

50+5=55vs104
We start taking massive casualties again, a jew with a Big nose walks forth, and starts casting magic spells, like shoot regular meteor. Needless to say, we take large amounts of damage through that and lose about 100 men, while the enemy loses merely 50.

790 (us)vs 610(them)

2v2 again.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>365488
Magic

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>365488

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>365488

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>365488
>>365488

123vs70
After the push the enemy made, we strike back! Making pushes back, all headed by Donald II. Screams like "For the Emperor!" are common within our ranks at the time, and in this bloodlust, the enemy loses 150 men, whilst we lose only 90.

700(us)vs460(them)

More 2v2

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>365540

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>365540

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>365540
Rerolling

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>365540

140(us)vs128(them)
We start making slight gains on the enemy, in those gains we lose about 70 soldiers, while the enemy loses 130.

630(us)vs330(them)

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>365607

Rolled 95, 52, 61 = 208 (3d100)

>>365607

181(us)vs113(them)
We begin to just plainly cut them down, and the rest of the army surrenders, 100 are left. Shall we kill them?
>A. Yes
>B. No! Enslave them.

>>365681
>B. No! Enslave them.
Unless we have issues policing them, then cull them down to a manageable number.

>>365681
A. Kill them all

>>365681
>A. Yes

We choose to kill them all yet again, and they are slaughtered. Another assault may be done, however for now we've just slaughtered a massive enemy force, and another may not return for a while.

Come back next time, tomorrow, at 2pm EST, as always. Same thread!

>>365744
Welcome old and new players alike! To anudda civ thread! Yesterday, we interrogated a JEW general, and destroyed a massive enemy force. For the time being, we have peace. In the fight, we lost a little over HALF our soldiers, 670 to be precise.

The important thing is we have peace... For now.

>Population: 1,647 (990 men and 657 women)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

>>367014
>>A.Food production & population growth

Captcha was food, thus I follow it's will.

>>367014
>>A.Food production & population growth
If they are going to keep attacking we need to get more people to hold the wall

>>367014
>>F.Exploration & colonization

We continue to further improve on harvesting techniques allowing us to harvest more food before it goes bad. Our population also rises by 30%! (492 people), 181 of those people are women, and the rest of the 311 born are men. Men visibly outnumber women now.

It is 40 AA

>Population: 2,139 (1,301 men and 838 women)
>Agriculture/Food: 7/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

>>367097
>>A.Food production & population growth
More people to hold the wall

>>367097
A

We begin to improve on our agriculture even further, with more efficient iron tools being distributed to the peasantry. Our population soars by 40%! (852 people) (And I shit you not, this is what the RNG gave me) 834 of those people born are women, 18 of those are men. Women now outnumber men

It is 41 AA

>Population: 2,991 (1,319 men and 1,672 women)
>Agriculture/Food: 9/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10
>Housing: 6/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

>>367185
>>C.Construction
Let's make better housing now

>>367185
J for jewery

>>367185
C

>>367191
switching to this

We choose to improve upon construction, what shall we improve upon?
>A. Housing
>B. Fortifications
>C. MUH ROADS
>D. Government Buildings
>E. Utility buildings
>F. Other.

>>367216
>>B. Fortifications
We are being attack wave by wave we need to make the wall bigger and better

>>367216
housing

>>367216
>B. Fortification

>>367216
>>A. Housing

>>367261
>>367243
Guys while housing needs a upgrade, their are blackskins, goblins, etc, attacking our wall every few turns. We need to make it better to stop them
If they get through our civ is done for

Currently its a tie between Fortifications and Housing. Let me give you the current state

Fortifications: If we take this, it'll take TWO good rolls by the enemy to get through the gate

Housing: No more cramped spaces, more space for everyone, we have too many people to house them all.

>>367278
fine go with forts

Rolled 92 (1d100)

We begin to massively improve upon our fortifications, reinforcing our gates, so its harder to break through. EVENT ROLL TIME.

>>367324
noice

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>>367324
Yea

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WHY CAN'T WE GET BAD EVENT ROLLS DARN. (We're about to go Warhammer boys)

Out of the forest comes something very very unbelievable. Massive spiders, the size of two SUVs, something that our people can ride on. They start calling these spiders Arachnarok Spiders. They are like tanks, with Thick hides made out of Chitin, and a bite strong enough to rip a soldier apart. About 100 of them come out, and they seem friendly and want to help us. What shall we do?
>A. Accept their help, use them as mounds
>B. Turn them off

>>367342
>>A. Accept their help, use them as mounds

>>367342
>>A. Accept their help, use them as mounds
Indoctrinate them with hate for jews and shitskins

sorry if my Power level is showing

We start to use Arachnarok spiders in our army, the rest are used for Breeding purposes and more stuff (The population grows by 5% a turn). Now what shall we do?

>Population: 3,290 (1,506 men and 1,784 women) Arachnarok Spider Population: 100
>Agriculture/Food: 9/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10
>Housing: 6/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

>>367362
>C
we need more housing

>>367362
>D.Military
Let's train the spiders to be better at combat

>>367370
seconded

>>367362
Just go with C

We continue to improve on Construction, what shall we pick?
>A. Housing
>B. Fortifications
>C. MUH ROADS
>D. Government Buildings
>E. Utility buildings
>F. Other.

>>367392
>>A. Housing

>>367392
>>A. Housing

We begin to massively improve upon our Housing, making strong wooden log huts in the North, and stone houses in the south.

It is 43 AA

>Population: 3,619 (1,577 men and 2,042 women) Arachnarok Spider Population: 105
>Agriculture/Food: 9/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10
>Housing:8/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

>>367420
>>D.Military
Train the spiders to be better at combat

>>367420
>>J. Improve Economy

>>367420
D

We begin to improve upon our military, what shall we improve upon?
>A. Weapons
>B. Armor
>C. Training
>D. Create Navy
>E. Other

>>367511
>C. Training
>C. Training

Only one pick, no two.

>>367522
>C

>>367511
But it's still Donald II or do we get a new king?

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>367535
Wait nevermind, yeah two picks. So we're going all in on Training? Ok.

We begin to make very rigid formations, and incorporate the Arachnarok Spiders into said formations, we begin to start riding on their backs, which can hold 4 men.

ANOTHER EVENT ROLL.

>>G.Research & development
We should not only looks on spiders like a warriors. It is the new way to learn somethink new. Maybe accept this spiders open doors to accept other thinks?

Its almost like this thread is the complete opposite of Bulgar's old thread, nothing but good event rolls.

Out of the earth start erupting almost adorable small monsters, upon which a human Can ride on. Cave Squiggs! These are red looking balls with legs, who like to bite stuff. They're pretty good for taming and riding, and are smaller and faster than a horse.

That is all for today folks. What we shall do with the Cave Squiggs, Find out tomorrow! (Or at about 7pm EST today.)

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Here is picture of SQUIGGS. We're going full on Warhammer boys. Come back at around 7pm EST, if I'm not there, its probably tomorrow.

Welcome back, old and new players alike, we're back!

Due to the recent coming of the Cave Squiggs, they wish to join us, do we accept?
>A. Accept their offer and start training their military off of that
>B. Decline their offer.

>>368252
A

>>368252
A

>>368252
OP?

We tame the Cave squiggs, and we gain about 200 squiggs. Their population will grow by 5% each year.

>Population: 3,980 (1,877 men and 2,103women) Arachnarok Spider Population: 110 Cave squigg population 200
>Agriculture/Food: 9/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10
>Housing:8/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other


>>368364
Its a pain in the ass updating population, so I need time sometimes.

>>368377
C
Let's improve the wall since our luck will run out some day.

>>368386
Forget my trip

>>368377
C

Will upgrading our wall do anything?>>368377

>>368377
>>C.Construction

Yeah, it will, two more upgrades and we're going to get a 4v2 before they breach the gate (To determine whether they breach the gate, our first two rolls versus their two rolls, the other two will just add extra damage.)

We choose to improve upon construction, what shall we improve upon? (Pick one)
>A. Housing
>B. Fortifications
>C. MUH ROADS
>D. Government Buildings
>E. Utility buildings
>F. Other.

>>368413
>>C. MUH ROADS

>>368413
C
Let's go with C get the roads up to 10 allowing us to trade faster.

We continue to improve upon roads, we make more, and our most vital roads are paved, making travel smoother and easier.


>Population: 3,980 (1,877 men and 2,103women) Arachnarok Spider Population: 110 Cave squigg population 200
>Agriculture/Food: 9/10
>Resources:9/10
>Infrastructure: 8/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:7/10
>Treasury:6/10
>Political stability:9/10
>Housing:8/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

>>368470
>>J. Improve Economy

>>368470
Also Infrastructure is now a 10

>>368470
J
get more shekels it'll be useful in battle against the JEW

>>368470
>>J. Improve Economy

We begin to improve our economy, and start trading more closely with our neighbors due to better roads, we also open up marketplaces in Goblin town and Mountainhome.

It is 45 AA

>Population: 4,776 (2,451 men and 2,361 women) Arachnarok Spider Population: 120 Cave squigg population 240
>Agriculture/Food: 8/10
>Resources:8/10
>Infrastructure: 10/10
>Army strength (In relation to the world): 10/10
>Manufacturing:9/10
>Trade and services:8/10
>Treasury:8/10
>Political stability:9/10
>Housing:8/10

>A.Food production & population growth
>B.Culture & religion
>C.Construction
>D.Military
>E.Government & laws
>F.Exploration & colonization
>G.Research & development
>H. research Magic
>I. Diplomacy and War
>J. Improve Economy
>K. Other

Changed Cave squigg population growth, its now 10% a year.

>>368545
>>B.Culture & religion

>>368545
>>J. Improve Economy
I'm unsure about Resources, what specific action increases it.

>>368545
>>H. research Magic

>>368545
H

We begin to research into magic. I want a 1d100 to see what we get.
0-25 is Minor spell
26-50 is Normal Spell
51-75 is Super spell
76-100 is MEGA spell.

Rolled 96 (1d100)