Andy's Bizzare Adventure II

WAKE UP

>>358223
>All children wake

Inspect self

Look around?

>>358236
>Kono inspects himslef to find he is a human/snake hybrid, covered with rock hard scales head to foot.

>>358238
Jotaro looks around to find he is in his bedroom

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Zarwado materializes in the children's bed room.

>>358251
"..."
"Hey."

>>358251
"Greetings"

>>358264
>>358273

"Hello children, I believe you are now strong enough to face off against humanity's greatest enemy. If you are ready I shall teleport you to his lair right now." Zarwado says.

>>358286
"No I am not ready;may I go get ready downstairs?"

>>358286
"Whatever you say, guy."

>>358286
>>358298
"But, yeah. I agree with the scalie."

>>358297
>>358298
>>358302
"Hehehe! I can't keep this act up! HAHAHAH! I am the one. I am the Arch-Demon Markes! I have been training you welps so I could have a worthy challenge and now I shall kill you!
>Zarwado morphs into a blue skinned, muscled up, 8 foot, demon man with blue skin, yellow eyes, and a tophat

>>358330
Yell for Kranos
Stab the fucker's leg

>>358330
"Yare yare daze. Could you shut it."
Shank him with the Phantom Blade.

>>358330
Materialize behind the bastard

>>358341
>Kono yells for Kranos
>Kono stabs into Markes leg for 25 damage
>Kranos shoots Markes for 20 damage
>Friedgar shoots Markes for 40 damage

>>358342
Jotaro tries to shank Markes but misses

>>358344
>Flesh Shield joins the fight

>Markes slices into Kono for 24 damage
>Markes violently slices off Jotaro's arm for 26 damage *CRIT*

>>358387
"OH N- Wait, this is fine."
Slash at Markes.

>>358387
Scream at the top of diaphragm allahuakbar then grapple and proceed to gouge eyes of evil shit.

>>358387
"Holy fuck"
Laugh at Jotaro
Stab into Marke's leg again

"This isn't even my final form!" Markes yells as he morphs, his body growing in thickness as his muscles rip apart his shirt.
>Markes morphs into Markes MK.2

>>358406
>Fighting back his pain, Jotaro slashes at Markes MK.2 but misses.
>Jotaro takes 4 bleeding damage
>>358409
(ERROR) Trip needed to join game
You really can't join now, sorry.

>>358417
>Kono laughs at Jotaro's pain before turning to Markes MK.2 and swinging at him
>Kono swings at Markes but misses
>Kranos shoots a fire ball at Markes MK.2, the fireball hits for 0 damage
>Being a demon Markes MK.2 is immune to fire damage
>Friedgar fires at Makes MK.2 but misses

"You will all fucking die!" Markes MK.2 yells.
>Markes MK.2 tries to uppercut Kono's head but misses
>Markes MK.2 punches Friedgar right in the stomach for 50 damage.
>Markes MK.2 punches Friedgar for 40 damage

>>358471
Pick up my arm that Markes sliced off, and whack him with it.
"ORA"

>>358471
GIVE KRANOS MISSILE LAUNCHER
SLASH THE FUCKER'S LEGS

>>358474
>Jotaro picks up his arm
>It appears Jotaro unlocked his inner power
>Jotaro discovers the power of hamon
>Jotaro whacks Markes MK.2 with his severed arm for 6 damage
>Jotaro takes 4 bleeding damage

>>358478
>Kranos equips (Rocket Launcher)
>Kono slashes Markes legs for 35 damage
>Kranos fires at Markes MK.2 for 50 damage
"I swear to all that's holy you evil spawn, if I die I'm taking you with me!" Friedgar yells as he coughs blood.(Friedgar probably has a few broken ribs)
>Friedgar fires into Markes MK.2 for 85 damage *CRIT*

>Markes MK.2 screams an animalistic guttural scream as his eyes go white.
>Markes MK.2 slams his fist into Friedgars chest for 50 damage.
Friedgars chest tears apart as Markes's fist tears clean through it
>Friedgar the Sniper King dies
>Markes MK.2 punches Kranos for 60 damage
>Markes MK.2 tries to punch Kranos but misses

>

>>358510
Start doing the hamon breathing.
"My heart resonates..."
"Heat enough to burn..."
"My blood's beat is razor-sharp!"
"Sunlight Yellow Overdrive!"
Start punching the everloving shit out of Markes MK.2 with devastating and extremely rapid flurry of Ripple-infused punches

>>358510
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Slash rapidly at Markes' chest
RULES OF NATURE

>>358524
Jotaro realeases a flurry of strikes into Markes MK.2.
(45)
(30)
(35)

>>358540
Kono slashes rapidly but misses
>Kranos fires a rocket at Markes head and hits for 55 damage *CRIT*

>Markes MK.2 swings at Kranos but misses
>Markes MK.2 punches Kranos for 48 damage
>Markes MK.2 punches Kranos for 48 damage

>Kranos is low health

>>358568
Punch Markes MK.2 with a hamon-infused punch.
"ORA."

>>358568
SLASH RAPIDLY
"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA"

>>358575
>Jotaro tries to punch Markes MK.2 with a hamon-infused punch but misses

>>358600
>Kono tries to do a multi-action attack but misses
>Kranos fires a rocket into Markes MK.2 for 35 damage *CRIT*

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>Markes MK.2 slams his fist down onto Kranos's head, flattening Kranos's crown and squishing his brains in
>Kranos is dead
>Markes MK.2 summons 2 demon thralls
>Markes MK.2 screams, his solid white eyes bulging out of their sockets as his body expands
>Markes MK.2 has morphe dinto Markes MK.3
>Markes MK.3 busts down the bedroom door and runs downstairs
>Markes Mk.3's two demon thralls block the door way

>>358650
Punch the first demon thrall with a hamon punch.

>>358650
"Fucking fuck"
Stab the second thrall's head.

>>358661
>Jotaro punches clean through Demon Thrall 1 killing him instantly and coating his one arm with blood and guts

>>358678
>Kono runs his blade clear through Demon Thrall 2's head it instantly.

>Jotaro reached level 11(HP fully restored)
>Kono reached level 18 (HP fully restored)

QM:You may proceed downstairs when you wish, please take your time and make your decisions. Just say "go downstairs" when you are ready to advance.

>>358692
Demon Thrall 2 is dead, sorry for fucking that up guys.

>>358692
Hm. Start doing the hamon breathing, and charge it into my severed arm.

>>358692
Be very pissed at the loss of both companions

>>358702
>Jotaro uses hamon to re-attach his arm

>>358703
>Kono breathes angrily as he swears vengeance for his companions

>>358708
Look around the room for any health items

>>358708
Search the room for a bit.

>>358716
>Kono searches the room
>Kono finds a half eaten burger, a Big Gulp soda, and a box of Red Hots.

>>358723
Jotaro surveys the room
Many Beds
Box TV
Many Shelfs and lot’s of books
Computer
Toy chest

>>358733
Punch open the toy chest.

>>358733
This is my post guy's.

>>358733
Open the toy chest.
>>358735
"Can you not punch everything you see?!"

>>358739
"Why exactly do I have to listen to a scalie guy?"

>>358735
>Jotaro punches open the toy chest in an astonishing display of strength, splinters fly everywhere

Toy Chest Contains: Purple Dildo, half eaten hamburger, and a frag grenade

>>358739
Kono tries to open the toy chest... it appears the lid has been smashed.

>>358746
Grab everything.

>>358746
Look through the books
>>358743
"Well I don't know,maybe because there is a rampaging demon out to destroy us all?"

>>358756
"Well, I got Hamon, so."

>>358758
"And I got the blessings of a snake goddess,so

>>358747
>Jotaro grabs everything in the toy chest
>>358756
>Kono leafs through the books, nothing interesting...

>>358769
Check out the computer.
>>358764
"At least I am human."

>>358769
Check computer
>>358776
"Being human was a waste of my potential,you can see why I decided to make the right decision"

>>358776
>>358786
>Jotaro and Kono check out the computer
The computer has all the basic functions a normal computer would have, MS paint, internet explorer and movie maker.

>>358789
The computer also has a crusty, rancid smelling keyboard in front of it.

>>358789
"Eh, fuck that."
Walk out of the room.
>>358786
"Whatever you say, you scaly fuck."

>>358789
Shitpost on 4chan

>>358793
>Jotaro insults Kono and walks out of the room
>Jotaro is now standing outside the bedroom door

>>358794
>Kono tries to relieve some stress by calling some one a "double nigger fudge packer" on 4chan.

>>358800
Follow Jotaro

>>358800
Go downstairs.

>>358802
>Kono follows Jotaro

>>358819
Jotaro goes downstairs

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Markes MK.3 is standing downstarirs next to Mom.
Mom is covered in orange demon jizz.
"You welps were taking so long to finish of my lowly thralls I had time to fuck your broodmare!" Markes MK.3 yells as he flexes his rippling muscles.

>>358830
"Yeah, yeah."
Throw a hamon-infused frag grenade at Markes.

>>358830
"JOKES ON YOU,KRANOS ALREADY FUCKED HER"
Call upon the blessings of Aralia,then stab the fucker's head

>>358834
>Jotaro throws a hamon infused hand grenade at Markes MK.3 for 60 damage.
>Mom is hit with 43 points of splash damage
>Mom is near death

>>358840
>Kono calls upon Aralia's blessing, Kono's defense temporarily increases by 30 points for this battle
>Kono tries to stab Markes MK.3's head but misses

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>Markes MK.3 punches Kono for 22 damage
>Markes MK.3 punches Kono for 12 damage
>Markes MK.3 swings at Kono but misses
>Markes Mk.3 tries to morph and make himself stronger, how ever it seems as though he has reached his final form.

>>358873
"NO!"
Grab Mom and take her upstairs.
Tell her to stay upstairs no matter what
Go back downstairs and slice Markes' left hand

>>358873
Charge up the dildo with Hamon, and whack Markes with it.

>>358880
>Kono grabs Mom and runs up stairs with her.
>Kono will need to come back downstairs before being able to attack Markes MK.3.

>>358883
Jotaro slaps Markes MK.3 with a hamon infused dildo for 35 damage

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>Markes MK.3 punches Jotaro 56 damage
>Markes Mk.3 swings at Jotaro but misses
>Markes MK.3 swings at Jotaro for 54 damage.
>Jotaro is badly wounded

BATTLE MUSIC BEGINS PLAYING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrAOcflMCj8

>>358895
Eat both half eaten hamburgers.

>>358895
Go back downstairs
Swing at Markes' legs then lunge foward to attack torso

>>358900
>Jotaro eats 2 half eaten burgers
>Jotaro recovers 50 HP

>>358906
>Kono swings his blade at Markes MK.3's legs, instantly decreasing Markes MK.3's accuracy
>Kono runs his blade through Markes MK.3's chest for 50 damage *CRIT*
>Markes MK.3 is badly wounded
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"Dammit no! this can't be how it ends.. not to you fucking little shits!"
>Markes MK.3 summons his inner strenght and regains 30 HP
>Markes Mk.3 punches Kono for 22 damage
>Markes MK.3 attempts to perform a paralyzing punch but fails

>>358913
Use SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE on Markes.

>>358913
Run blade through his hands

>>358919
>Jotaro punches the shit out of Markes MK.3 for 35 damage
>Markes is near death

>Markes MK.3 falls to his knees, weeping tears from his solid white eyes

>>358920
Kono runs his blade over the Arch-Demons hands for 5 damage, blood flows freely from the freshly sliced flesh.

"I give up, just stop!" Markes Mk.3 screams gutturaly as he weeps heavy tears.

>>358931
"Listen, you pathetic whelp."
Crack my knuckles.
"You want to live, right? You are now our fuckboi."

>>358931
Slash the fucker's neck

>>358934
>>358935
"..Our dead fuckboi."

>>358934
>Jotaro threatens Markes MK.3

>>358935
>Kono heaves his blade back over his shoulder before giving Markes one last look, right into his soulless white eyes and slashing his throat wide open

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>Markes MK.3 falls side ways onto the ground, blood is spewing from his throat like a geyser as he screams for mercy in a guttural and broken scream.
>Markes MK.3 flails around knocking over several pieces of furniture before finally slumping over and dying

Jotaro has reached level 18
Kono has reached level 25

>>358948
Welp, look around the place.

>>358948
Laugh

>>358951
>Jotaro looks around
There isn't much to be seen but the aftermath of the bloody battle. All the furniture in the room has been knocked over, blood covers the floor, some of it even spattered onto the walls, and of course the Arch-Demon Markes dead body.

>>358954
>Kono laughs at his fallen enemy.

>>358962
Use hamon to fucking rip off the demon's dick.

>>358962
Throw the demon into the dumpster we have outside

>>358964
>Jotaro uses hamon to rip off Makes dick

>>358973
Kono walks outside and dumps Makes body into the houses dumpster.

>>358976
Slap the dick out of his grasp

>>358976
>>358977
Grab the dick again, and use Hamon to replace my dick with the demon's.
"Well, I know I am rejecting my humanity and stuff, but eh."

>>358977
>The dick is already in Jotaro's inventory

>Jotaro uses hamon to replace his dick with Makes dick

>>358988
"Sweet."
Now, uh, walk over to Mom.

>>358988
Check on Mom

>>358997
>>358996
>Kono and Jotaro goes upstairs and checks on Mom
>Mom has a broken arm, she is bleeding a bit from many cuts and bruises and her hair is very messed up. She is also covered in dry demon semen.

>>359012
"Well..."
Pick Mom up, and walk over to a bathroom. No, I am not going to fuck her. I am going to clean her up because, well, demon jizz.

>>359015
"No fuck you I'm going to clean her"
>>359012
Clean Mom in Bathroom

>>359015
>Jotaro takes Mom upstairs, Kono follows close behind
>>359021
>Kono places Mom into the tub and washes her down, careful not to let her drown as she is unconscious

>>359021
"Hm. Do you need me to get a first-aid kit, or?"

>>359027
Uh, look for a first aid kit?

>>359029
"What do you think?"
>>359027
Clean more
Get rid of all blood,jizz,and such

>>359036
>Jotaro looks for a first aid kit, he finds one in the bathrooms medicine cabinet.

>>359038
Kono completely cleans Mom.

>>359041
Grab it, and wrap up Mom's wounds.

>>359041
Dry up Mom

>>359049
>Kono dries Mom off

>>359042
>Jotaro wraps Mom's wound

>>359050
>wounds
sorry

>>359050
Well, carry her to bed?

>>359053
>Jotaro carries Mom to bed and tucks her in

>>359057
"Welp."
Let's go back to bed.

>>359057
Go back to bed

>>359062
Kono and Jotaro go to bed
Kono and Jotaro cussle... don't question the QM this shit's cannon... just messin with ya. Kono and Jotaro sleep in separate beds.
>Ending credits roll
This song plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fFT_KpBJ8

>>359067
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