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You have awoken in an unknown apartment. Your curly hair feels like a mess, despite it always looking the way it does. You don't really care that much, though. You're pretty used to waking up in odd places, more or less dazed as of current.
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>>35777
Understand that we're nameless and will never have a name, equip clown portrait as a shield.
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Your name is DORKY. The room you have awoken to looks disturbingly normal. Currently in your viewpoint is:
1 OVERSIZED DESK
1 FUNNY HAT
1 ARTIST'S FIGURINE
1 CLOWN PAINTING
What do you do?
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>>35799
Wield Artist's figurine as our primary weapon. Investigate contents of desk.
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>>35799
Find the door of the apartment, and check if it's unlocked.
If not, then start knocking on it violently because you're probably in one of those sicko kidnapping situations.
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>>35821
Inside the (1) OVERSIZED DESK is:
1 NOTE
1 TOOTHBRUSH
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>>35941
Brush the note with the toothbrush just a bit before reading it.
We gotta make sure we're reading clean literature.
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You equip the (1) TOOTHBRUSH to your RIGHT HAND.
After using it on the (1) NOTE, you have successfully made the note ELIGIBLE. It appears there's an arrow, indicating there's another side to it.
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>>36108
destroy the note.
in a fit of rage.
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>>36108
Don't flip it at all costs.
It's probably just something unnecessary and will probably make you angry.
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It doesn't take a lot to get you angry. As a matter of fact, one of your defining traits is your fear of not having anger ready to use in necessary situations. This is stemmed from years of therapy you don't even remember having.
You rip the note in half in a fit of rage. Your expression never really shows anger. It doesn't really change that much at all, really.
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>>36432
equip clown portrait as a shield.
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>>36482
This
We need to ensure our protection at all costs.
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We must shave our head bald
Find some sort of blade
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You've equipped the (1) CLOWN PAINTING to your left hand for protection against evil doers. Even though you are most certainly a damsel who is most likely in distress, you feel the need to take initiative regardless.
There is a safe where the clown painting was.
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>>36581
look at the otherside of the room.
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>>36581
We need a weapon
Sharpen the end of the toothpick
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You look to the other side of the room.
An exit is visible. There appears to be a one-way mirror mounted above it. There is a number of other various things, including:
1 KEY
1 MINI-FRIDGE
1 NINTENDO GAMECUBE
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>>36728
combine our glasses, key, and gamecube together with all of our might.
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>>36728
open fridge
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With all your might, you combine the (1) NINTENDO GAMECUBE, the (1) KEY, and your (1) GLASSES into a new best friend. For some reason, you really want his name to be David.
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>>36810
Chuck David through the one way Mirror, tell him to rendevous with us on the otherside since hes the only one we can trust.
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>>36826
You tell David to meet you on the other side before throwing him through the one way mirror.
A scientist was on the other side. She seems to be distressed.
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>>36940
open fridge.
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You decide the best thing to do in this situation is to check out the mini-fridge. You're sure that silly scientist doesn't really care that you broke that mirror.
Inside the mini-fridge is a note.
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>>37108
read note.
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You read the note and-
God dammit Smash, whoever you are. You sigh out loud. You have a tendency to sigh when you get annoyed, which is a lot. You would also make a sarcastic response, but no one is around for that.
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>>37190
check back on the scientist
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>>37190
turn note around qnd read the other side
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She seems extremely nervous still, but hasn't moved since you looked away. You deduce that she was probably hired to keep watch on you, not to fix broken windows or wonder why that Gamecube has a pair of glasses and a key attached to it. That wouldn't have anything to do with a woman hired to spy on you using a giant one way mirror, that's for sure.
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>>37398
read other side of note, ignore woman's existence from now on permanently
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You flip the note over. There's an advertisement for a hooker hotline on the other side.
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>>37505
look at wall towards our right.
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You have a hard time seeing without your glasses, but you're almost certain there's another person behind this gigantic window on the right wall. He appears to be waving at you.
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Before you can observe the floor panel, you switch to another character. Darn, and we were just getting somewhere, too.
Your name is Meleric. You are a scientist working for an unknown owner of a particular company of which you know very little about. Your job was to observe this particular girl who you may or may not know prior.
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Game Paused. I'll be back later today.
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>Dorky
>Girl
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>>38151
She's beautiful.
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>>38170
Agreed. I have a slight fear for our hapless protagonost though, to avoid them being raped. I have faith though, apparently she's used to waking up in unknown apartments in a daze though.
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