Quest Quest

Sofia

Kristen

>>35556
Samowhitz Goldbergstein

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>35647

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>35556
Doktoro Esperanto

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>35556
Marina Musco esq.

the esquire is self perscribed.

sorry for being a retarded newfag, but how do i rol

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>35556
Patricia "the Destructor" O'Leary

>>35745
First of all, please sage when posting dumb questions.

Secondly, it's in the damned sticky ffs
>Dice rolling follows /tg/'s format (e.g., "dice+2d6" without the quotes in the options field rolls 2d6).

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>35811
Thanks

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>>35698
Hmmm... You don't think you're enough of a doctor to be Doktoro...
>>35647
Sofia's just not gonna work...
>>35779
>>35717
AH, YES! You remember now!
You're Patricia "the Destructor" Musco, esq. But the esquire's self-prescribed and Destructor just sounds awesome.

Just as you finish pondering over your name, you look down. Dammit, out of tea! You and your Destructor self are ready to annihilate a second pot of the stuff. What flavor should you go for this time?

>>36041
Sweet Tea from the american southlands

>>36041
have whatever tea the manager is having for himself, he works here, he must know whats good

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>>36160
Mm, sweet tea. Delicious. Maybe, you think, maybe I should get some tea from the South. With all those cacti and mountains and sunsets and things. You raise your hand, open your mouth, and say:

"Hey, ma-"

Instantly, vertigo floods you. It feels like someone just threw you in a bath of lukewarm water. Chills go through your body as you struggle to regain your senses.

A cold sweat. W-what... what was that? You hear a little *ping!* noise right above your head. You look up... is that a... a quest?

>Welcome to Quest Quest! This is your first encounter with a quest, so I'll be brief: whenever you get a notification for a quest, you have the opportunity to start a quest! What the quest is is something you don't get to find out unless you start the quest.
>Every quest gives you some kind of reward for finishing it.
>Vote Yes to take the quest and No to decline it.

>>36421
LETS DO THIS SHIT.
dont forget the tea though.

>>36456
This

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>>36456
>>36599
Of course you can't forget about the tea! Immediately, you order a cup of tea. He doesn't seem to notice the giant QUEST marker over your head, so I guess it's only you? Anyway, you get your wonderful sweet American south tea. Absolutely delicious!

With a little bit of hesitation, you press that "Yes" sign, and immediately a quest pops up:

"SEDUCE THE GIRL <3"

....huh?

You don't see any girls in here. What, are they just gonna fall from the sky like some terrible hare-

A resounding slam echoes from the door. God, what was that? You look and see a girl. Short hair, bangs, big eyes, the works. Oh, so that's the girl.

Oh my god, she's adorable.

OH MY GOD, SHE'S ADORABLE

HOW DO SEDUCE

>>36764
Undress

>>36764
lick girl

>>36764
With the classic "hey good lookin', what's cookin'?" line

since apperently you are from the 60's

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>>36777
>
UNDRESS? SURE! WHY NOT?

Undressing was super effective! Mystery Girl's now in full blush!

>>36816
LICK GIRL?

Lick was mildly effective? Girl is confused.

NEED TO GO FURTHER

>>37043
Undress her too

>>37043
tell her she tastes like a woman.

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>>37151
>>37094
>Last one for tonight, sorry

You rip her clothes off and whisper "you taste like a woman" into her ear. You can... uh... smell her... arousal...........? Is it arousal or is it fear? You gotta find out.

>>37315
Thanks, great thread