First response quest!

>>35382
Be first.

>>35393
You are first! Ok, now that thats out of the way, what do you do?

>>35424
die

>>35424
put the sleep on the nightstand

>>35424
Be second.

>>35424
Put the universe in my inventory and prepare for todays quest.

>>35424
Commit suicide

>>35429
You try to die. You fail. It seems that in order to die, you will need to actually do something that will cause you harm.

>>35465
go brush my teeth

>>35478
You get up and go brush your teeth. Minty fresh!

Your mom yells from downstairs that its time to go to school.

>>35606
Look in the mirror and find out what I look like

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>>35795
You look into the mirror and see your face. What do you look like?

>>35860
Human blonde girl

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>>35872
You are a blonde human female, and you will be late to school if you don't hurry up and get dressed. Or you can do something else. Up to you.

>>35958
Put on panties and a dress

>>35971
No bra then? A bold choice.

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>>35971
Panties? Dress? Hell yeah!
You are now wearing panties and a dress.

>>36065
Dye my hair orange

>>36065
rip out hair

>>36075
You start to dye your hair. A few minuets later your mom calls you again, saying that your going to be late. It will take about another half hour to finish dyeing it... wat do???

>>36182
Stop halfway through and go to your mom

>>36207
Your hair looks terrible and weird. You don't really have much time left, if you want to make it to school you had best be on your way!

>>36310
Ho anyway

>>36345
assuming that that was a typo, and you meant to say "go" you exit your house, and head to the bus.

>>36384
It was. Stand 15 feet away from the bus stop

>>36424
You stand. WOW standing is SO MUCH FUN.
you have like two minutes left to board the bus.

>>36467
Jump in the nearest vehicle that isn't the bus. I don't care if it's locked or moving.

>>36498
You see a car being driven by a large man smoking a blunt. His window is rolled down!
Roll to see if you manage to jump into the window. (The car is infarct moving. very fast actually.)

Roll at least a 50 on a D100 to succeed.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>36578

>>36608
You bash your face into his car. You now have a nosebleed.
The bus has driven away.
HP 98/100

>>36662
Use dress to stop the blood

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>>36687
You rip off a small part of your dress and stuff it up your nose.

>>36734
Go to a shop

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>>36789
What shop? The closest one is a MCdonalds. But many others are close as well.

>>36850
Johnny G's Fun Center and Wrestling Imposium.

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>>36895
You head their. once you arrive, what do you do?

>>36951
Sell everything i have

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>>36962
You try to sell things to the man who hands out prizes for tickets.

he says: "What? No... Why the hell would I want to buy your stuff? "

>>37096

Watch a small circuit wrestling match that has been willed into the early morning schedule by our presence as the main character.

>>37096
Go to a pawn shop, sell all the stuff

ARYAN MASTER RACE
ACQUIRE ZYKLON B AND GAS SOME JEWS

>>37114
You watch some people wrestle.It's good fun for a while. Now what?

>>37275
Ask if you can fight

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>>37275
Capture an Uguu~mon.

>>37278
"For a small fee, yes." Says the guy who is in charge of the matches.

>>37375
You dont want to pay for shit. Start a fight with the man

>>37829
You try to attack him!
Roll at least an 80 on a D100

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>37938
This is not going to go well

>>37960
Nevermind

>>37960
You beat the ever-living snot out of him.
He is now laying on the floor, unconscious and bleeding.
People are staring at you in horror.

>>37988
giggle like a little girl and say, in the cutest way possible, "did i do that?"

>>38037
Some of the people around you chuckle nervously.
Most of them just keep staring at you.
One of them pulls out a cell phone.

>>38128
Victory Dance

>>38134
You dance wildly over the body.
The one who pulled out the phone says "Hello, 911? this lady just beat the crap out of this guy..."

>>38195
Have a moment of clarity and realize that you've gone insane since waking up this morning
Quietly sit and wait for the cops

>>38213
Oh my.
OH MY.
OH MY GOD WHAT.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING.
You sit and wait, quietly sobbing.

>>38242
When the cops arrive, you tell them you're late for school, and ask if you can bum a ride.

>>38259
They stare at you in bewilderment, before growing angry. "Do you think this is funny? Your in big trouble kid. "

>>38498
Tell them you can't stop yourself
Cry more because this will ruin your life if it doesn't kill you

>>38523
They dont really understand, but they do get the sence your bonkers. They lay off a bit and guide you the the police car.

>>38614
Try to take of your left index finger

>>38647
Roll at least a 40 on a D100

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>38689

>>38695
You try really hard, but you fail to rip off your finger. They take you to an interrogation room and ask where you live and what your parents phone numbers are.

>>38720
Tell them you live at home and give them your own phone number

>>38740
you give them the number, which they then call. Your mom picks it up and has a chat with them.

She comes to pick you up.

>>38786
Seduce Mom

>>38786
Attempt to seduce mom.

>>38795
>>38796
fuckin hivemind

>>38796
She arrives and stars yelling at you.
Roll 90or better on a D100

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>38860
nat 1

>>38883
You shoot her a coy smile and wink suggestively.
She dosnt get it.
She keeps yelling at you.

>>38923
Run into the wall
Full speed

>>38932
You run into a wall! Roll a D100.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>38979

>>38988
HP 31
Your bleeding all over, your mother is screaming and you feel like your going to pass out.

>>39053
Ask for a sick ass robot arm

>>39086
You beg for a robot arm. Roll a D100. Roll 99 or more.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>39128

>>39143
Fucking kek

>>39143
You wind up accidentally asking for it in the language of the great old ones.

Everyone exept you within a 100-mile radius is now dead.

>>39217
well shit
I guess we have no choice now but to become a priestess of the old ones

>>39222
How do you go about doing that?

>>39227
Well we speak the language now and gave them a sacrifice.
Maybe start praying in the their tongues

>>39234
adding to this

specifically, pray: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>39234
No you dont, you just spoke it once by accident. However, because of that, you feel it may not be to hard to do it again. Roll a D100. Get at least a 50.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>39363

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>39383
this bread is cursed bread

>>39383
Sadly, you fail.
You are surrounded by dead bodies, you are still bleeding and possably concussed, and good god are you late for school. What do you do now?

>>39742
Grow a dick.

>>39746
You try to grow a dick. Roll a D100 and get 90 or more.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>39767

>>39771
Fail! You dont grow a dick.
WhAt NoW?

>>39782
Try again.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39782
Steal a police car and go to school as fast as you can while shooting bullets in the air

>>39786
You try again!
Roll a D100 and get 90 or more.
But be warned, if you get 10 or less, something strange may happen!

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>39805

>>39825
FAAAAAAAAAAAIL.
You done yet?

>>39835
Lets go to school!

>>39847
You start walking to school!

>>39854
Grow a dick.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>39854
randomly encounter black janitor with thundercock

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>39856
if choosing this, heres the roll

OP WTF are you doing?

>>39859

Will quickly take over until OP comes back.

You fail to grow a dick. You have reached school! There are lots of bodies on the floor.

>>39859
You need a 90 or higher anyway

>>39856
As you walk to school, you try once more to grow a dick.

Roll 11 or more on a D20, if you roll less, SOMTHIN G BAD WILL HAPPEN.

>>39862
Growing a dick, duh. Whats it look like im doing?

>>39876
I am back.

>>39887
dice+1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>39891
lol wrong field

>>39891
I think you did that wrong.

>>39897
You grow a dick! But what kind is it? Whats it look like?

>>39903
Massive dragon cock with spines and veins and all kinds of gnarled shit, so big it rips through your panties and hangs out the bottom of your dress

>>39906
Ohhh yeah. Thats the ticket! Is huge, throbbing, GODLIKE. Everything you hoped it would be and more!

Now what? Do you keep walking to school?

>>39917
Rub out a quick one, obviously.

>>39918
Hell yeah! You rub, and rub, and rub...!

And realize that you dont have any balls, so you just wind upp cumming from your vag. Oh well!

Youmre writing two sentences per reply and taking ten minutes per reply on a thread where only the first reply is considered.

Fuck you, OP.

Ok, I need to sleep now. Will post more tomorrow.

>>39930
Maybe OP has a life faget

>>39967
Indeed.
Back, by the way.

>>41656
go back home, sneak in your room, and go on your computer

>>41858
You walk back home.
You turn on your computer.
What do you do?

>>41962
Go on 4chans /qst/ board make following thread:
>First response quest!

>The first response to each of my posts decides what you will do!

>You wake up in your bed to the sound of your alarm clock. You groggily wipe the sleep out of your eyes. What is your first action?

>>42064
You make the post!
someone responds.
"Be first."

>>42328
Affirm their statement and ask for a new action.

>>42380
You do that.
Someone posted something!
"die"

Implode since a game is now playing a game. Universe dies

>>42406
wonder for 2 minutes if someone can actually just "die". decide that an action needs to be taken for that to happen and ask for a new action.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

ded thred?

if not, rolling to successfully implode
>>42413

>>42413
Roll a D100.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>44311
since this is going slow i will roll for him

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>>44469
THE UNIVERSE ??MELTgjvglvjS
ADEEADeaD?ADFREAY HELP___AAAAME GODFADADASadsg

You die! And the universe melts.

Whether that's a win or lose is up to you.

>>46965
You lose. God is mad

New thread?

>>46965
This was fun. It would be cool if you make another one

This was really fucking good. Good job, OP.