sleepless quest

>>352792

Try to drink som milks.

>>352792
Listen to cats fighting outside.

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Begrudgingly, you get out of bed and head downstairs, blindly stumbling around for some nourishment.

>>352812
"som milks" is a resource in which you are currently lacking.

>>352823
You don't hear any cats.

>>352844
Fap

>>352844

Try to read a boring book instead.

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Failing that, you hastily decide a good fap is in order. Your bookshelf is a little emptier than you might have thought. I doubt any of these books are even pornographic. Perhaps one could be mildly amusing - or even better, boring enough to lull you to sleep.

Your options are:
>frowny book
>high school yearbook
>crime and punishment
>how to read

>>352885

>crime and punishment

It may be a good choice to read.

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You decide that Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment is clearly the most boring of the four. You start with the Introduction.

>American readers have seen this duality as a kind of schizophrenia in the psychological sense, and Dostoevsky certain explores that dimension of human ambivalence. But Russian readers see another aspect crucial to Dostoevsky's concerns: the religious argument present in the smallest details of the novel. Raskolnikov's name, not a common one, is Dostoevsky's invention, based on the Russian word raskolnik (schismatic), one who has broken off from the church. The Russian Orthodox Church,

You find yourself rereading that paragraph over and over again. You aren't really feeling ready to sleep, just insanely frustrated. Your brain hardly processes any of the words.

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In a fit of rage, you tear apart the book.

>>352939
Go downstairs

>>352939

Keep going with our rage!

Afterward we will become calm and tired.

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>>352955
Actually, you already are downstairs!
This is a surprisingly small house.

>>352956
You give into your temptations and break a plate. The kitchen floor is now littered with glass shards and you've sustained a bit of damage. It would probably be unwise to continue to walk around without protecting your feet.

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Action-packed close-up for posterity.

>>353003
Maybe you have insomnia
Try and go to the nearest 24hr pharmacy there is and buy some sleeping pills to help you sleep get high off them

>>352981
Tape some pots to your feet and use them as shoes, then proceed to roleplay as inspector gadget

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Rolled 9 - 6 (1d10 - 6)

Maybe it's the shards of glass sticking out of your feet (damage depends on roll!) but you're more awake than ever now. That instantaneous flicker of awareness gives you just the clarity you need to realize that this is totally a mental thing and that you need to target the brain. With drugs. You also realize that a pharmacy would be great for the bleeding. The most logical way to avoid the glass all over the floor would probably be to build some sort of make-shift pan-shoes so you do just that!

You head out the doorway to your vehicle of transportation which is...

>an old volkswagen
>a pink skateboard with a rebellious stripe
>nothing, we walk

go to the store and buy some gas

>>353045
Walk down the street looking like a madman in your pot shoes

>>353045
skateboard

we need to be as rad as possible whenever we go somewhere

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Three hearts left. Outta fifteen. That's like, 80% of your life force gone. You do have a lovely old Volkswagen Bug sitting outside but for some odd reason it appears to be out of gas. You decide to trek to a pharmacy or a store or whatever in your pot-shoes as you've grown quite comfortable in them and the asphalt will probably hurt your feet anyways. Also, they pair up really well with that hat you just grabbed. Luckily it's dark and there's minimal surroundings so it's highly unlikely anybody will see you. I wonder what time it is...

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But oh no! What's this! You encounter a gruesome dark blob on your road to nowhere and it's looking pretty menacing! It's too dark to really tell what it is but it's probably almost human, at the very least. How will you approach it?

>>353093
Why not just say hello to it?
Maybe he wants to be best palls!

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Against your better judgment, you slowly approach the blob and muster out a weak but friendly "Hello?" It jerks around suddenly, aware of your presence. It looks up at you as the bright moon shines on its face.

End of Chapter 1. I'm taking a break.