Cardpunk quest.

Based off of: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12103981/

Check my cards, of course.
What do I got?

>>347234
I hope we have a Cthulu type deck

>>347234
http://pastebin.com/rsX4vbfV

...You don't remember much about this game, but your pretty sure that this is... pretty bad. And wasn't there a 40 card minimum?

You hear a groan from behind a dumpster.

Wat do?

>>347257
Go investigate it

>>347262
You walk towards the dumpster...
A hobo rises from behind it!
YOU HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED TO A DUEL!
LOSER/SURRENDERER DIES OR GIVES THE WINNER ALL THERE STUFF, AND THEN PASSES OUT.

YOU:4000LP
HOBO: 4000LP
Your deck rises into the air, and is placed into a translucent blue square floating in the air. the hobos deck dose much the same. All exits are blocked by more of the translucent blue material.
Three cards appear in your hand, a rock card, a scissors card, and a paper card. It looks like you must play a game of rock paper scissors to see who goes first! Witch do you pick?

"What the shit." You say.

>>347287
Good old rock

one of the cards on the list was messed up, heres a fixed version: http://pastebin.com/Hz5DusN0

>>347308
You decide to just... play along for now. You don't really know whats happening, but losing this game seems like a bad idea.
You won! You go first!

You draw: Gem-Knight Crystal, Barrier Statue of the Heavens, Vylon Segment, Alien Mars, Blast Asmodian.
What do you do?

>>347338
Vylon Segment placed down, and Alien Mars in face down defense

>>347350
You place them down and end your turn.

The hobo draws. "I ploy... one monsta face-down. Yo move."

You draw Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak.

>>347371
Do we even have any synchro monsters?

>>347384
Nope! Not yet anyway.

>>347386
Play Kochi face down and end your turn

>>347338

OP would you mind using pictures for the cards?

Maybe a quick setup of our hand and/or the battleground?

It would be certainly complex and annoying to play a TCG in the air.

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>>347387
You play him.
The hobo draws.
"Ima ploy sworbsmen O lindstar"
He plays swordsman of landstar!
Attribute EARTH
Type Warrior
Level 3
ATK / DEF 500 / 1200
"Ahm att *cough* attack wit it."
He attacks your Kochi!
He takes 1000 points of damage.
He ends his turn.
You draw: Man Beast of Ares

Your LP: 4000
His LP: 3000
Your hand: Gem-Knight Crystal, Barrier Statue of the Heavens, Blast Asmodian.
You have one face-down Vylon Segment
You have one face-down Alien Mars
You have one face-up defense mode Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak.

He has one swordsman of landstar.
He has one face-down monster.
He has five cards in his hand.

>>347412
Sacrifice both monsters to Summon Gem-Knight then attack Swordsman

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>>347419
You play Gem-Knight Crystal!
You attack.
He has 1050 life points left! You end your turn.
He plays a card face down in his spell/trap slots. He also plays a monster face down.
He ends his turn, and you draw Vylon Pentachloro.

Your LP:4000
His LP: 1050
Your hand: Barrier Statue of the Heavens, Blast Asmodian, Vylon Pentachloro.
You have one face-down Vylon Segment
You have one face-up attack mode Gem-Knight Crystal.

He has two face-down monsters.
He has one face down spell/trap card.
He has four cards in his hand.

>>347434
Summn Pentachloro in attack, equip Segment then attack one face down monster each

>>347439
His face downs turn out to be ojama green and yellow, they go down easy.
He draws a card and plays a monster face down.
He looks rather angry.
On your next turn you of course finish him off. (his monster was ojama black)
The blue playing field dissolves, your deck floats back to your hand.
A computerized voice says: "Loser, please give your possessions to the victor. "
He stares at you for a moment, before taking a shaky step back.
"N-N-No, I... no please not mah deck! "
"Please give your possessions to the victor. Remember, you are the one who set the win-lose conditions. "
"No! please! not mah deck! " He takes off running.
"cheating is not permitted. "
He suddenly freezes... before falling apart into small cubes of meat.
The blue light blocking the exits vanishes.
All the mans possessions remain unharmed.
You stare at the mans corpse in horror.

What do you do.

>>347464
Take his soul and hope it gives us a card or two

>>347468
That... is impossible.
But you could take his deck.

>>347470
Take his shit and then sell whatever we don't like or need

>>347472
You take his stuff. You now Have:
Your deck. http://pastebin.com/Hz5DusN0
Hobo deck. http://pastebin.com/kXvdhY9m
Your clothing.
Hobos clothing.
luckily, whatever ground him up seems to have cauterized the wounds. So all his stuff is blood-free!
Unluckily, you don't really know where you would sell this stuff. A pawn shop?
Also...
What the country-fried Christ crackers was that even? Card games that kill people? What???

What do you even do in a situation like this?
No, really, what do you do?

>>347486
Go get your self a drink, add the ojama cards to our deck

>>347494
Good god you need a brink. Too bad you have no money.

You take all the cards with "Ojama" in there names, and mix them into your deck.
Best idea ever.

Okay... now what do you do? You could try and find your dorm, or figure out what happened with the "children's card game killing people" thing, or you could go to a pawn shop and sell some extra cards, or anything really.

>>347501
Sell the swordsman cards we got plus the hobos clothes at the pawn shop then go to a bar

>>347501
*drink

>>347501
Pawn shop need too create better deck our current deck is messy bunch of archetypes

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>>347503
You exit the alley and- wait what.
Well.
your pretty sure you have never seen this city before. Never before have you seen so much yugioh (or duel monsters as they seem to call it here. ) stuff in one place... does that billboard have a picture of Maximilian Pegasus on it? No way...

After a while you manage to find your way to a pawn shop. You sell your landstars... for fifty cents. You try to sell the dirty vomit-stained clothing you looted from a hobo, and the shopkeeper gives you a blank stare, and tells you that you cannot, in fact, sell those.

>>347518
We need cards challenge him to a duel to the death and then rob the place after we win

>>347521
You, in your infinite brilliance decide to challenge the guy who owns a pawn shop to a card game. With your shit-tier ojama filled deck of crap cards.

He wins in three turns.
You are very dead.

RELOADING

You are in the pawn shop, just after selling your swordsmen. And getting told that you cannot sell the hobos clothing at a pawn shop.

>>347525
Well it was worth a shot, find more homeless people to duel

I can't use my computer right now, on my kindle fire instead. Updates may take longer as a result.

>>347530
You decide to go fight more hobos!
You find a drunkard asleep in a nearby alleyway.
You wake him up, and start a duel! Rock paper scissors time! Also, what will the win-lose conditions be?

>>347541
Scissors and death as always

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>>347464
i fuckin love the ojama trio, there's something delightfully batty about it all

>>347550
I've always loved the Elemental Heroes deck

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New decklist: http://pastebin.com/e9d57FWw
>>347549
You are a normal guy.
You are a sane, normal guy.
And yet...
Ever since you watched that guy get all carved up...
You felt something stirring within you...
And it craves blood.
"To the death." You say.
You find yourself holding a new card.
You have gained a Blood Mefist! It was added to your extra deck.
You win! You go first.
You draw:
Alien Mars, Corruption Cell "A", Barrier Statue of the Heavens, Gem-Knight Crystal, Ojama Trio, Ojama Green.

>>347567
Play face down Ojama trio, and corruption cell A, and place Alien Mars face down

>>347573
You play your cards and end your turn.
The drunkard draws.
He seems scared.
He plays a monster face-down and ends his turn.
You draw: Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak.

Also, I forgot to ask, what do you set the life points to? Must be 1000 or more, and 10000 or less.

>>347580
4000


Summon Kochi, sincro summon Blood Mefist, Destroy his monster and then activate ojama trio, then end turn

>>347583
Ah... I don't think you can? Mars is level 3...
Unless I'm misunderstanding how syncro summons work.

Also, I forgot to include the effect of Blood Mefist, fixed version: http://pastebin.com/cFnkc3JZ

>>347590
Im wrong I thought Bloodfist was 7, just place Kochi face down then

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>>347595
You place him face down, and end your turn.
Your opponent plays spell absorption!
Each time a Spell Card is activated, gain 500 Life Points immediately after it resolves.

He also plays a monster face down.
Your move. You draw: Black-Winged Strafe.

Be back in ten minutes, I need to take a shower.

>>347601
Summon Barrier Statue and syncro summon Blood fist and flip Alien Mars into attack, use both to destroy his cards then play ojama trio then end turn. When its his turn activate blood Mefist's effect

You play Blood Mefist, and flip mars.
You did not specify what card you are attacking with, or which card you are attacking. Please do.

You 4000
drunkard 4000

He has two monsters face down.
He has a spell absorption.
He has 4 cards in his hand.

You have a face-up Alien Mars.
You have a face down corruption cell A
You have a face down Ojama trio


Your hand:
Gem-Knight Crystal, Ojama Green, Black-Winged Strafe.

>>347635
Attack the two face down monsters with both of ours Blood right and mars left

>>347635
* attacking with first

>>347639
Mars then Blood

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Blood Mefist attacks... his face down Hane-Hane.
Mars is sent to your hand, and blood goes back to the extra deck.
Hane-Hane is destroyed.
You end your turn, and activate ojama trio!

He draws a card, and plays a face down monster.
You draw: Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak

You 4000
drunkard 4000

He has two monsters face down.
he has three Obama tokens.
He has a spell absorption.
He has 4 cards in his hand.

You have a face-up Alien Mars.
You have a face down corruption cell A
You have a face down Ojama trio


Your hand:
Gem-Knight Crystal, Ojama Green, Black-Winged Strafe.

Your graveyard: Barrier Statue of the Heavens, Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak.
His graveyard: Hane-Hane.

Wait, mars got sent back to your hand as well.

>>347688
If Blood mars got sent back playing ojama trio is a bad move I wish you gave the choice to not do it

>>347693
I can retcon it.
Fixed ver:
Blood Mefist attacks... his face down Hane-Hane.
Mars is sent to your hand, and blood goes back to the extra deck.
Hane-Hane is destroyed.

He draws a card, and plays a face down monster.
You draw: Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak

You 4000
drunkard 4000

He has two monsters face down.
He has a spell absorption.
He has 4 cards in his hand.

You have a face down corruption cell A
You have a face down Ojama trio


Your hand:
Gem-Knight Crystal, Ojama Green, Black-Winged Strafe, Alien Mars.

Your graveyard: Barrier Statue of the Heavens, Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak.
His graveyard: Hane-Hane.

>>347697
Alright play Kochi face down and set black winged strafe

>>347688
Wait Hane only sends one card back to your hand so Alien should still be on the field

I messed up.
Kochi is dead, you actually drew Stray Asmodian.

>>347734
Play that instead

Wait what? Arrrrg.
Okay, so what REALLY happened, was:
Blood Mefist attacks... his face down Hane-Hane.
Blood goes back to the extra deck.
Hane-Hane is destroyed.
Mars attacks... his man eater bug. Mars is destroyed!
You end your turn, and activate ojama trio!

He draws a card, and plays a face down monster.
You draw: Stray Asmodian.

You 4000
drunkard 4000

He has two monsters face down.
he has three Obama tokens.
He has a spell absorption.
He has 4 cards in his hand.

You have a face-up Alien Mars.
You have a face down corruption cell A

Your hand:
Gem-Knight Crystal, Ojama Green, Black-Winged Strafe.

Your graveyard: Barrier Statue of the Heavens, Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak, Ojama trio.
His graveyard: Hane-Hane.

Wait, no, you said not to play trio of mars dies...
ARRRG I give up!
I'm sorry but I think I need to go to bed. My sleep deprivation seems to be making it hard for me to keep everything straight. Will continue tomorrow.

>>347747
Here let me fix this for you

You 4000
drunkard 4000

He has one monster face down.
he has three Obama tokens.
He has a spell absorption.
He has 4 cards in his hand.

You have a face down corruption cell A

Your hand:
Gem-Knight Crystal, Ojama Green, Black-Winged Strafe (Added Stray Asmodian).

Your graveyard: Barrier Statue of the Heavens, Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak, Ojama trio, Alien Mars.
His graveyard: Hane-Hane, Man-eater bug (yes it died)

See you tomorrow

Also why not trying to get another person/ to make some bad theme decks and use some yu-gi-oh simulator to visualize the matches- screenshots make it more interesting and you don't make errors

>>347763
^ This. Please do this

>>347763
>>348276
I would use a simulator, but the two I know of got shut down a bit ago.
Also, thank you for the fix.

You 4000
drunkard 4000

He has one monster face down.
he has three Obama tokens.
He has a spell absorption.
He has 4 cards in his hand.

You have a face down corruption cell A

Your hand:
Gem-Knight Crystal, Ojama Green, Black-Winged Strafe, Added Stray Asmodian.

Your graveyard: Barrier Statue of the Heavens, Blackwing - Kochi the Daybreak, Ojama trio, Alien Mars.
His graveyard: Hane-Hane, Man-eater bug.

It's your turn, what do you do?

Bump?

Are these real cards or randomly generated ones?

>>351441
They are real cards from the game, you can google them...

>>349970

Set Added Stray Asmodian

>>351486
Do this

Okay guys, that's it.
Keeping track of all this stuff is... just too much. I cant do it.
Buuuuut!
I FOUND A SIMULATOR!
YAYYYYY!
Sadly, we will need to restart the duel as a result, but I think it will be worth it.
Also, the simulator will not work with decks that have less than 40 cards, so you guys get a few free cards. (Metalsilver Armor) (Adhesion Trap Hole) (Giant Orc) (Pixie Knight) (Dark Core) and (Mass Driver.)

I hope you are all okay with this.

Also, I realized that the drunkards deck was... actually pretty good. Too good. If you guys want to give it another shot, you can. but I want to offer you the chance of dueling someone a bit weaker if you wish.
Do you want to fight someone else?
Or do you still want to fight the drunk?

>>351774
Nah lets fight this one he probably gives better loot

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>>351812
...By this one, I assume you mean the drunkard.

You go first. What do you do?

Also, are we supposed to not draw on our first turn?

>>351836
We are supposed to as far as I know

Ojama yellow face down. set dark core and black thunder

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>>351844
Oh well. I guess I will fix it next time.
For now... what do you do?
"Why are you doing this? " the drunkard pleads.

>>351863
Tell him we want to see him suffer and watch him slowly lose hope, unless he decides to surrender now (how is rolling handled?)

Place Vylon face down

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>>351869
Not sure what you mean by rolling. If you are referring to cards like graceful dice, I just google "1d6" and google rolls a die for me.

As you say this, the drunk stares at you blankly. As if he can hardly even comprehend what your saying.
"Why?! " He cries. "Why do you want that! "
What do you do?
By the way, i have no idea how that spirit of pot of greed got into his graveyard.

>>351894
I meant like rolling to convince him to surrender and if it lands high he would

>>351932
Oh... I see.
If you want to do something like that, just roll a D100. Note that if you say the right sort of things I may give you bonuses.
If you roll high, I might let you do whatever it is you want to do.

>>351894

Tell him that we had already lose our hope and the only way to regain to our hope and the past we must go through the path of the demon.

Set Ojama Black.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>351944
Tell him about his life is already worthless and he might as well just go to the afterlife

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>>351945
I... have no idea what your even saying.
>>351950
:O wow, harsh.
The poor worthless drunken man stares at you for a moment, tears roll down his cheeks.
He places his hand over his deck, and holds it.
...
He drops dead.
You won! You freaking weirdo!
You got a foolish burial for convincing someone to just give up on life. You monster.
You got his deck! You may also take his other stuff if you wish.
Not sure how blurry the pic will be, if its really bad I will post a normal decklist.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>351985
Take all his cards and anything of worth on him rolling for loot

>>351996
Yep, the pic was blurry. this is the guys deck: http://pastebin.com/9sgMryAE
(Remember, you can add or remove cards from your main deck if you wish! )

You take all his cards, and his jacket (It's cold, and you need all the pockets you can get.) and also... his wallet! It has 10.50$, some photos and stuff, a credit card, and a drivers licence.
Okay, now what? You still don't have any idea whats going on, you still don't have much money (although you don't really know how much is on the credit card) and you don't have a place to stay or anything to eat...

>>352087
Go back to the pawn store and ask about locations such as shelter, resraunts and work

>>352087
Put 2 Aqua Madoor, 2 graceful dice, 2 pot of greed, 1 man eating bug, 1 hane hane, and 2 Compulsory Evacuation Device

>>352106
...Into your deck, I assume.
You edit your deck a bit!
This is your deck now: http://pastebin.com/SR6QZVR4

>>352101
You go back to the pawn shop.
The guy working there seems a bit perturbed that your asking him about this stuff.

"*sigh* Well, the place across the street is pretty good. As for work... I dunno. Go find a McDonald's or somthin. And if you need a place to stay, there should be a motel nearby. Just go down the street, and turn left. Now are ya gonna buy somethin or not? "

>>352147
sell the rest of the cards we have to him

>>352147
Go to McDonald's after >>352149
And challenge one of the employees to a duel. We get his job qland his home if we win.