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SYNDICATE: Quest for Earthly domination 2016-07-08 01:25:11 Post No. 346817
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The year is 2016, and the Earth is a living, breathing, connected world full of sentient, loving creatures. You are one of those creatures, though you have a fiery drive and head on your shoulders that the Earth has never seen. And with that you're about to make the Earth your bitch.
Or atleast that's the idea. For now you're just some loner 16-year-old with nothing but the clothes on your back and your daddy's inheritance.
2016
Cash : 2000$
Bookbag (Capacity 5):
(1) 8th of weed
(2) Rusted knife
Connections:
Eddy: Stoner, drug dealer looking to hit it big, in trouble with a loan shark
Hank: Jock, no house or money and looking for work as criminal muscle
Betty: Rich slut, she blew you once and still has a thing for you
Mrs. Hawkin: Bitchy science teacher, you know a very dark secret of hers
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What will you do first, to make your millions? Highest roll in ten minutes decides. Feel free to get creative.
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>>346817
Stick your dick in a mud puddle and fuck it.
There. You made the Earth your bitch.
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>>346817
Relying on international developments, invest exponentially in defense industries following terrorist attacks, school shootings, et al.
Acquire a weapon license if such is required where we are, claim technical interest. Purchase a better knife, one that can be hand-waved as hobbyist.
Make plans to usurp the loan shark.
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