/QST/ Risk #2: RISK of Quest

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>>33773
Some motherfucking ground rules:

>We dont start the Game until OP says we do, Until then, feel free to talk about the game, give OP some ideas on how you think this should be run, Shitpost

>OP will most likely start the game when ~5 players join and seem to be relativaly active in the game

>If you are going to play you MUST Tripfag

>RP'ing is optional

>RP'ing isnt optional, it makes the game seem much more lifelike and is the only thing keeping op from an hero'ing from loneliness.

>ERP is not okay in this game because they always seem to clog up the thread and make all the normie players squick.

>Put some effort into your motherfucking country, if you don't throw in a little backstory and personality into your country, you give op very little to work with story-wise, adding to his workload if he wants to make some creative decision-making along the line.

>READ THE MOTHERFUCKING MAP IMAGE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, IT HAS ALMOST ALL THE ACTUAL RULES PERTAINING TO HOW THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE RUN, WHEN WILL YOU LITTLE SHITS LISTEN, REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33773
Guess who~ If Germany is avaliable
>German Empire
>Grey
>Germany
If not, then give me
>British Empire
>Red
>England, near London

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>>33818
Gotchu in, and just to make things clear, everybody starts out with 15 territories.

>The Nation of Spooks
>Red
>Spain

>>33773

>The Roman Empire
>Purple
>Italy

Because every RISK game needs a Roman archetype.

>>33872
Woo, sweet. Oh, and I linked this game in the previous game since it looks like OP isn't coming back to that one and I want the Risk squad to keep together.

>>33773
Hey Overseer, Hey Pike.
Put my Color as Light Blue, and place me in the area of Paris.

>French Anarchist Union

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>>33916
nice to see we are getting everybody back together.
>>33900
>>33915
Gotchu both

>>33872
>Pacifist People
>Brown
>India

>>33955

Thanks, fampai.

>>33949
>French
>Commies
>Obviously anti-monarchist cheese monkeys

Time to bully. >:^D

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>The Soviet Nationalist Party
>Orange
>Russia (starting in moscow)

blayt too many ops who are dead and the flags are hard to edit edition.

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>>33960
>>33949

Let it hereby be known that I am a complete bag of dicks to my players.

>>33773
>Saddam Hussein's Non-Nuclear Caliphate
>Pink
>Iraq

>>33990
Oh sweet Jesus, all these commies! ;~;
>>34005
Well, at least you keep my disgusting hand-holding in check by being a sack of cocks.

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>>34016
You spillt into nearby kuwait and palestine

Like you already kind of where

>>33990
gotchu

>>33979
HONHONHON WHAT IS DIS SACRE BLEU

stereotypes outta the way i dont have any quarrel with you due to our past friendships but anarchism will spread across Europe comrade, might as well accept.

>>34016
Check it out! you also get a +1 bonus for owning all of Iraq, congrats on owning your very own shithole and make sure to add that +1 to your name so we can keep track.

>>34036
Oh sweet Jesus, all these saurkrauts!

>>34063
Thanks OP.

>>33773
Are monstergirls allowed?
How do we roll for territory?

>>34063
Anyways begin pushing into Northern France and spill over into Belgium.

>>34080
Mashallah!

>>34072
Actually
>Communist
>Anarchist
Which is it? Anyways, I'm going to bully the Netherlands into joining my Empire (Because they're clearly Germans >:^D) so you can have Belgium. I'll take Scandinavia and you can have Britain, and you can go through Swiss and Austrian Alps to be free so that we don't have to fight for now, deal?

>>34093
Read the OP, read the rules on the map, and if i let shitty le anarchy is kool frogs into the game, i might as well let you in too, as long as you dont shit up the place and make all of your posts related to your fetish.

>>34108
Im going to wait for a few more players before i start teh game.

Is it too late to continue Colonial Risk?

>>34093
I mean are we going with the old rules or rules on the image

>>34114
I want to have the entirety of the Low Countries under my control. Something youd want in return?

>>34116
OP might be starting up again here in a minute, so we can play in that one too still.

>>34119
I imagine the rules for how much a roll is worth is customized for this map just like they were for the last one, and the rule settup for bonuses seem pretty balanced, so other than that most rules will be the same as last time, except i will most likely try to change up how we manage battles.

>>34141

Are you guys okay with playing two at a time?

Or should I just let the thread die and play in this one?

>>34137
Nein, Netherlands are proper German clay! We care little for the Belgians and Luxomberg, so you may have them or nothing at all!

>>34115

Overseer, is it alright that I change my country name to "The Roman Republic"? Italy just realized that democracy is a better substitute of governance instead being a fascist state. Also, its easier since we're in the starting rounds of RISK.

>>34155
I'm fine with both, makes me think harder as I try to keep dirty savages under control in both.
>>34179
Psst, Romans, you want to bully Frenchies with me? :^3

>>34156
I will take whatever I please! I'm willing to be diplomatic, so lets settle this through words comrade.

I don't know if I'll be continuing my Risk game or not, but if I'm not- I call dibs on Golden Moroccan Empire.

>>34222
Fuck, if you do this, I wonder if Spain will double-team France with me or if you and France will double-team Spain...

I MUST SEE THIS SCENARIO PLAY OUT!

>>34063
"le shitty french anarchists"

fite me fascist fuck

>>34193

Well, having control Gaul would be nice and they do have lots of good artists from there too. But I'll hold off on attacking them unless they provoke me. I'm setting my sights eastward.

>>34179
Hey Rome, since we seem to be the only democracies in Western Europe, you wanna buddy up and become allies?

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>I AM BEGINNING THE GAME BECAUSE THIS SEEMS TO BE EVERYONE, YOU MUST REPLY TO THIS POST IN ORDER TO MAKE YOUR MOVES AND MAKE ALLIANCES/CREATE NON-AGGRO PACTS

>>34222

Nevermind, it's official.

>>34243
>Pissing off Overseer OP
Oh boy, do I hear blessings to fuck your day up?

Hey Saddam, you want to make a pre-game alliance with the poo people? This way we can corner and push up into russia together.

>>34264
Expand in Spain. Ack ack ack.

>>34264
Ah good to know, start moving eastward to show those russian cunts what soviet nationalism is really like.

>>34264

Dude, I'm playing as Morocco. Gold please.

>>34272
There is a "nuke" option on the map. :3

>>34264
Expand the poo throughout India.

>>34264
FILL THE GERMAN HEARTLAND!

SPAIN, MY FRIEND, LET US BULLY LE SHITTY FRENCH ANARCHISTS!

we can still join right?

>>34288
Guess I need to get extremely lucky to fulfill your will, OP-sensei. :^3

>>34264
Begin pushing North and spill over to Belgium, secure the borders quickly.

REVOLUTION ACROSS EUROPE!

>>34294
Do you want help with that, comrade?

>>34306

Be Saudi Arabia to piss off Pike of Germany.

>>34313
Can you reach the dirty anarchists, Soviet? If so, very much so. :^3

>>34264

Thanks for the name change, OP. I am officially "The Roman Republic, now with 30% less fascism".

The legions march to fill up northern into Italy, with spills going into the southern parts of the peninsula.

>>34260

I'll have to hold on your offer for now.

>>34264
TAKE OVER THE DIRTY SUNNIS IN THE SOUTH ARABIA WILL BE OURS

>>34282
Hey fellow commie fuck, you wanna buddy up? We're both liberal bastards!

>>34310
cheeky fuck, I tried to be friendly. You got one more chance

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>34306
absolutly,yes,of course,why not, probably not, no, never

let the dice decide

>>34348

I hope you saw my post and counted me as a player.

>>34318
What, are Saudis fucking Samoans now?

>>34327
OI, HE'S MY FRIEND NOW, YOU ANARCHIST KEK!

>>34322
One day.. In the not so near future.. Although that liberal french fuck has good ideals. >:)

>>34327
Hey fellow frenchie fuck, I do wanna buddy up. We're both liberal bastards!

>>34357
Jesus, might as well change my name at this point, I didnt no so many people hated anarchists. Christ.

>>34357
Okay bud, what about we establish trading routes between our two magnificently amazing empires? But I'll be there to support the french fucks emotionally. :)

>>34368
What the fuck, you little shit? Fucking knew I shouldn't have helped Lenin with your fucking bullshit, like, fuck, you're just spitting in his face by helping these fucking anarchist fucks who don't even help their own people.

>>34377
>no
>know

fuck i am retarded

Is Iceland and teal taken by now?

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>Turn 1
>French and Germans start to argue
>Italy "30% less fascist"
>talk about nuking each other already in thread

I luv you guys

>>34368
HOORAY! Finally, glad someone has some decency around here! I'll be glad to aid our comrades in arms anywhere cross the globe.

>>34390
See this?

This is fascist scum.

He's coming to enslave your people, take your women and burn your land. You dont want that, do you?

>>34399

Deal with the western counties.

>>34377
>Anarchists
>Literally demand the neutering of society and destruction of civil law
>Thinks this shit is a good idea
>>34389
Fine, though it had better be some good vodka.
>>34399
>French and Germans start to argue
A daily occurrence in the EU!

Anyways, fuck, fill up the rest of Germany.

>>34399
Move for Alsace-Lorraine and continue the push into Belgium.

Also, nice dubs!

>>34399
Continue spreading the poo throughout India
>>34325
And also issue a alliance with my neighbour Saddam

>>34399
Take over the last bits of Spain, and then invade Portugal. Ack Ack Ack.

>>34399
Claim Norway
Colo is teal
Viking Resurgence

>>34292
Let us join in the Grand Pooliance if you promise to not enter Iran.
>>34399
Expand south and east till we absorb the entire arabian peninsula.

>>34414
get an amazing +4 for claiming 2 shitty desert states.

>>34395
namefag up and ill add you in.

>>34419
dude, do you not know what anarchist means?

It means decentralization, and government on the most local level. thus everybody has a say!

conservatives in europe used slander to transform anarchism into the term used today, do your research little buddy.

>>34399
NUKE EM!

>>34422
Oh god fucking dammit.
>>34427
Spooks, you want to help out with these Frenchies? You can have all of France if you help out.

>>34399
Beautiful, keep moving eastward.

Alright gentlemen, I will offer my aid to French liberals, but I am willing to trade with whoever.

Dear Frenchie, how about we start an alliance? I will call it the.. The European Liberal Alliance.. Or the E.LA.

>>34431
We promise just as long as we are allowed Pakistan because it looks like a penis.

>>34437
I already decided look at >>34429

>>34419
The purest of vodka my comrade!

>>34445
I heard "Help me, and I will give you a shit ton of land." You know what, you sold me. I'll help you, fleshy ally.

>>34443
WHERE?

>>34399

At the behest of the senate, the Romans continue to march upward into northern Italy to further develop the republic and generate revenue.

I can enter?

Estonia, any color

>>34475
Literally, have all of France. If I take any of it, you can have it at the end of the conflict. I just want my rightful German clay.

>>34445
My friend, may I advise you to take over the dirty poles first? They are merely slaves and impure cunts.

>>34491
Alright, alright. The skeletons will help you, ack.

How are nukes acquired?

>>34475
Hey, i got a better deal: I'll help you take over balkans, middle east, africa, basically anywhere but France. Deal buddy?

>>34477
Right around Berlin, Mr. OP, you handsome devil you.

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>>34453
Sounds much agreeable Apoo

>>34477
hey overseer can i hop in as finland?

any color is fine.

>>34502

Achieve a 69, or 420;404 get. Its a somewhat rare occurrence.

>>34505
Eh, I rather not. I like this other flesh guy than you, ack.

>>34505
Hey bud, are we forming the E.L.A or what?

>>34506

Hey Sam,

FAU is trying to get a team together to wipe us out. Want to join forces and spread some Islam to Europe?

>>34523
I MEAN SWEDEN OVERSEER-SAN

>>34531
What can I do to bring you on my side? You seem like a real nice guy, so I'd like to work with you!

>>34496
No, those French fucks are fucking with rightful German clay. It's time Germany shows them once again why they shouldn't fuck with rightful German clay.
>>34505
HOW DID YOU GET NUKES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT? HOW DOES YOUR GOVERNMENT EVEN ORGANIZE THAT SHIT?

>>34485
OP?

>>34534
I said nothing about wiping you out, I'm just saying I'd help out my allies. I would be willing to do the same with you or Mr.Hussein. I'm a friendly guy.

>>34537
YOU WANNA HAVE A FUCKING SCANDINAVIAN STAND OFF!

>>34539
Hm. Well, what are your goals, ack ack ack?

>>34556
Don't listen to this fuck, Saddam, he's literally an anarchist who wants to take away all the power you have.

Fucking wreck his shit.

>>34546
I don't know how to feel about that bud. :)

I'm allies with the frenchies. :)

>>34546
"Rightful German Clay"

I tried to be friendly imperialist scum, but you had to go on and be a hostile raving madman!

>>34561
or we could be partners like irl u slut

>>34564
I simply desire France, the Low Countries, England, and now Germany due to them being Royal Cunts.

Besides that, I couldnt really care. It's fair game comrade!

>>34565
Saddam, I dont care about what you do, as long as your allies with me, you get free reign without my intervention.

>>34571
>Dutch
>A German People
>Me
>German Empire

They belong under my banner, not yours, Frenchie! You could have had the rest of the Low Countries, but no, you wanted the Netherlands too.

>>34580
I'll fucking send my axe up your ass whore.

>>34604
you promise ;)?

>>34594
We attempted to be diplomatic, but you went off on being hostile! YOU could have negotiated, BUTTTT you didnt, and went on being an aggresive CUNT

>>34592
Hm. Eh, the goals of the spooks are different, ack ack. All I have to say is good luck, ack.

>>34617
If you piss me off enough.

>>34619
What are you're goals then? We're a friendly people, we can adapt.

>>34592

> I dont care about what you do, as long as your allies with me,

You're sounding a little Hitlerly to me right now.

>>34618
You could have had everything to the west of Germany and Netherlands, and the fucks I would have given would have been fucking zero.

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>>34469
+2 for norway gets, spilled into sweden

>>34485
Namefag up my good man, then i will add you

>>34549
+3 for owning the scandinavian wannabees

>>34505
>read the filename

sorry to keep y'all waiting, just waiting for a proper declaration of nukes launchingness.

>>34650
Attack any fleshy thing that attacks me, ack, and try to survive. Ack.

>>34655
w-what about me

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>>34556
Perhaps if you some certain materials we can talk...

>>34651
>Somehow, the French anarchists are the Nazis
>Actual German Empire just want Netherlands and rest of proper German clay.

>>34655
Overseer, where exactly did the Frenchie get nukes? What post was it?

>>34674
Just about everybody's move and insertion is accounted for and indicated on the map, im just waiting on nuke requests.

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>>34655
Here it is, shoddily circled

>>34674
Hahaha! Try taking Denmark. You can fuck with Finland all you want next to the communist!

>>34677
"German clay", by that you mean WW2 german clay?

>>34703
Head strong, my friend.

>>34673
I can work with that, no probblem.

>>34675

We have *ahem* certain materials we can give to our comrades in the Middle East.

>>34700
everybody has nukes, but i imagine showing the willingness to use them pisses EVERYBODY off and makes diplomatic solutions harder to come by in the future, plus it makes the nuke'd territories impossible to conquer/pass, possible slowing down/halting a strategic advance.

TL;DR: everybody has nukes, its not a good idea to use them

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>>34715
Glory to you comrade, godspeed!

>>34732
I thought you had to roll lucky enough to earn a nukes.

>>34732
I DONT CAREEEE BURN IN HEELLLLL GERMAN PIGS

>>34675
You hear that! Us French helped you out comrade!

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>LIGHT GREEN TERRITORIES ARE NUKE'D TERRITORIES
>FRENCH ANARCHISTS ARE BASICALY HITLER
>OTHER THINGS HAPPENED!

>>34738
I think I just jizzed my nationalist pants, my friend. Thank you!

>>34732
THE END IS NYE
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>>34715
Jesus fuck, no, your lands too much of a headache to manage. Too widespread, too cold, too just goddamn awful. Congrats, you have little need to worry about me because fuck attacking Russia.

Instead I just want central Europe about as far as Poland along with the Netherlands.
>>34732
If France nukes me, I reserve right to nuke France back as retaliation strike.

>>34655
Ok.

Expand territories.

>>34702
but you just gave some of my territory to Olaf m8 muh 15 territories muh sweden

>>34753
Fuck over New Syria.
SCANDINAVIA FOR THE VIKINGS!

>>34753
Counter Nuke, will have drawn picture for you.

Move into Bohemia to my southwest.

>>34753
Take that last bit of spain, then beeline to the french guys.

>>34753
>i have no ideia what estonia is
Underage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonia

>>34753
Continue expand through India

>>34753
OORA. Keep spreading the love to the east.

>>34759
hiel russian winter.

I GOT MY EYES ON YOU NORWAY.

>>34753
Take Yemen, Oman, and whatever else is on the fucking land. Get that sweet Saudi oil money to good use baby

>>34753

The legions march eastward into the last bits of northern Italy, and hopefully the legions in the south will spill into the peninsula and Sicily at this point.

With the series of conflicts happening in western Europe, the senate heartily guffaws.However, there is the tragedy in Germany to think about. The senate looks eastward. Greece and southern Europe look like beautiful lands for a growing nation. But that time hasn't come yet, as there is still much work to do in Italy.

>>34767
I added in olaf before you, he spilled into sweden, and you do have 15 territories

.>>34785
nobodycares.jpg

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>>34753
Nuke westernmost French target first, then the second French target and the Belgian one in that order if I have enough nukes.

>>34753
ffs spread to poland we cheeki breeki now. Our hordes of pure white qt's and their brown kangz need new shelter.

thanks for giving me a shit hand u fuck

>>34753
Push shout into Aquitane, and take that one tile connecting Britain to us.

LONG LIVE FRANCE, NUKES CANT HARM US!

>>34832
Uh. Isn't that overkill?

>>34832
one nuke per turn.

can't stockpile

>>34753

Take eastern land.

>>34832
You have one nuke kid. Spend it wisely.

Unless, we dont, then MAD IS UPON US!

>>34832
Be an American Hero.
two nukes

>>34854
He fucking neutered my homeland and struck first.

So no.

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>>34828
Its not my fault if you have 13 years old.

>>34859
don't forget to put a +4 into your name so i can keep track.

>>34878
Estonia is basically a nation of russians who wish they were aryan and cool, now make your move and expand or leave.

>>34856
Hit the eastern French target.

>>34898
>>34762

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>>34753
Nuke em!

>>34878
Hey buddy! I see that you are standing close to my borders. :) I really hope you won't expand to the south or to the east. :)

>>34926
I gonna expand for north east :3

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I Will make expand Estonia into other aryan-wanabee nations because he wont elaborate as to where he wants to go

>More nukes
>More Saltyness

ARE WE TAKING A SHORT /GOT/ BREAK PLS RESPOND

>>34961
Attack that Cyans, please.

>>34961
Finish off Swedend. Spills to Iceland.

>>34961
Attack the french guys with the spooky warriors and the trumpeters!

>>34961
Reconnect my two halves, going to aim a nuke at his Belgian lands. Spooks, enjoy the bread in France and carry on the German spirit.

>>34961
where is the combat roll page i want to fight off these viking PUSSIES

>>34961
Push into germany, and jump ship into england

Hey Spooks, mind not taking French land? If both of us split, none of us get the benefits. In return, we'll help you out in your next war! Cool?

>>34961

Italy is almost under Roman control! The Romans take the last southern territory and Sicily and continue their conquest by spilling into Slovenia.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>34981
Nevermind, attack em!

>>34961

Keep moving east.

>>34984
>>34979
Both of you need to make a combat roll (dice+1d100) over who gets the territories connecting you,

Because your distraced with the Norwegians, estonia invades for free.

>>34977
>dubs
FOCK YA.

>>34946
Buddy, I will let you have Finland, but that is all.

>>34986
Want me to nuke dem nazis?

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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>34983
Thanks you. May you have a good ack ack.
>>34981
Oh, I got to roll a dice. Roll.

>>35005
estonia new superpower

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>35005
Nothing for Pali's OP?

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>>34961
Here comes my target, OP. It's the province in Belgium colored nuclear green.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>35005
you are a serious motherfucker m8. he took some of my area and i didnt have a chance to fight back.

>>34961
Alright, move the red army to the south of Russia and then march it to the west.

>>34961
We fund saudi oil money to Hamas to liberate Palestine (and more, expand northwards but don't touch Egypt)

>>35022
Without a doubt! Help the cause! Or, Nuke the Spooks one territory that would fully seal off the border between Iberia and France!

>>35022
I see a lot of skull bashings between me, you, and Estonia.

>>35005
Good night, cyan.

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>>34961
this thread is a clusterfuck and i love it

we're all so salty

we really shouldnt have nukes

>>35022
He struck first, you fucks. I didn't want to kill needlessly, but this war began thanks to him.

>>35023
Spooks, requesting that you nuke Soviets if they nuke me.

Attention, all free powers of the world seeking peace. The French radicals have initiated nuclear holocaust upon the German people, and the Soviets aim to do the same. Let this be a message to you all that these countries are not to be trusted in any situation. Never be their friend, never be their ally. Crush them utterly.

>>35076
Ugh, this is a cluster fuck. Fine.

>>35075
We really shouldn't.

If we had just agreed about the Low Countries. ;;

>>35076
Hey guys! Remember when the Germans began to claim land and say everything was German in a mad power grab equivalent to Hitler, then basically tried to start war witth us?

And remember how I acted nice to everybody else and even managed to make Saddams birthday wish come true? Yeaahhh, good times.

>>35106
If this all goes south, mind if we be allies next game? this is so entertaining

>>35112
>Only wanted Netherlands and probably Poland at the start
>Offered to let you have free space so that we don't have to fight
>You want it all
>Low Countries
>Britain
>Soon enough, of all Europe

>>35148
Do we get free nukes? :3

Oh, and have a name I can identify you by easily.

>>35149
>Claims Netherlands as "German Land"
>Is Dutch
>Trys to be nice and settle diplomatically
>"NEIN NEIN NEIN SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL"
>mfw

>>35025
:3

>>34961
Continue expanding through India.

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>>35076
>at a base somewhere

"...is it true?"
"Yes.."
"Alright.. Input the launch codes.."

I'm deeply sorry Spooks.. But you have been fed too much Neo-nazi propaganda.

>>35169
usually i go by the trip "tsi", but I'll announce who i was at the beginning of each game.

NUKES FOR EVERYBODY! LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS

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>>34999
your trips roll earns you 25 territory gets, and your conquering earns you a whopping +7 bonus.

>>35002
+3 bonus for more desert shitholes.

>>35037
Estonia fucks you over with his massive land invasion, and your roll of 36 is a loses to norways 50 (the +2 bonus adds 20 to his combat rolls) you die.

>>35001
spooks roll total of 129 beats your 50 easy, he gains 7 of your territories

Poo in the loo didnt move this turn, gets skipped to lessen OP workload

>>35192
Fuck over Estonia
VVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKIIIINNNGGGGSSSSS CHARGE

>>35171
>I wanted Netherlands, would have let you had Belgium and Luxembourg
>You demand it all
>>35174
France, Russia, Spooks, lets nuke Estonia to ruin his day as well. :^3
>>35192
Dude, where's my nuke on the Southeastern most part of Belgium?

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>>35192
disregard this.

>This map now

>>35192
youve had it out for me since the first risk u fuck.

ill see you next thread asshole.

>>35192
Sorry, had to do some housework. Continue expanding through India.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>35192
FIGHT BACK THE SPOOK MENACE

take land across the channel in england

>>35211
Fuck over Estonia
VVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKIIIINNNGGGGSSSSS CHARGE

>>35205
IF YOU TOUCH ESTONIA YOU CUNT.

>>35192

Take north islands and go east.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>35211
Remove the french.

>>35211
>Still no nuke on southeastern province of Belgium
;;

Anyways, fill more of Bohemia. Planning to nuke Estonia because he scares us Germans.

>>35209
nah, estonia coo

u not

>>35187

The absolute madman.

>>35192
>>35211

Woo! Pax Romana soon!

The Romans take Sardinia and Corsica, and the expeditionary teams take Bosnia and Monte-Negro, spilling into southern Europe.

>>35211
Cyan is dead? kek.

Attack german empire.

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>>35209
Its really motherfucking hard to keep track of rolls when everybody wants to clusterfuck your posting with late rolls and nukes.

>THIS NEW MAP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND ONLY POST YOUR MOVES TO THIS ONE, THAT INCLUDES NUKINGS.

>>35246
Fuck over Estonia
VVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKIIIINNNGGGGSSSSS CHARGE
>>35229
TOO FUCKING LATE SE FUCKING STEPPED INTO VIKING COUNTRY

>>35246
Continue expanding through India.

>>35211
Invade Syria and Then Turkey. The West be Warned huehuehue

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>>35246
FUCK, FILL BOHEMIA, AIM A NUKE AT THE RED POINT IN ESTONIA!

GET RID OF COMMIE AND ANARCHISTS, NORWAY AND SPOOKS! GOOD LUCK!

>>35270
Saddam, my friend, I have the guns and you have the oil.. How about we become friends?

>>35246
>>35270
Use my above post

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>35246
Remove the french

>>35245
I forgot the bonus.

Hey guys, room for one more?

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>>35246
Sorry, going to phone, deal with map before this please kind OP.

NUKE THIS TERRITORY

>>35298
Anon, look at the map.

Do you really want to join Risk: Nuclear Holocaust edition?

>>35246

>my dubs are null and void

Pax Romana not soon. >:

Regardless of this setback, continue with the same plan: >>35244

Scorpiongirl Empire
United Kingdoms
Yellow
>>35307
Y-yes
what could possibly go wrongthe answer is everything oh god why

>>35246
>tfw two attacks somehow take 15 territories in one move
>tfw spooks only gained 7 territories and rolled over 100
EPIC SIMPLY EPIC NICE DM YOU FAGGOT

>>35230
>>35246

Same as before.

>>35328
>Scorpiongirl Empire
D-Do you allow hand-holding? Also, could you drop a nuke on the Belgian areas held by France that haven't been nuked?

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VIKINGS WITH NUKES WHAT COULD GO WRONG? EVERYTHING!

>>35252
you need to make a combat roll

>>35286
+1 bonus

>>35301
you need to make a combat roll to contest this >>35287

>>35245
respond to this >>35252 attack

this game is a lot darker than my other ones.
So much salt
So much fallout

Risk Fallout? I don't see why not

>>35328
you are fucked

>>35246
Start filling in the rest of the blanks to the west then move down to the south.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>35362
Sent you a nuke request >>35356

>>35351

Forgot points.

>>35356
Fuckin love you Vikings. If I leave here and miss a few rounds because of shower, please, have my remaining land.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>35252
>>35252
Shut up, vinking monkey, attack.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>35356
Keep attacking, holy fuck.

>>35381
That's if we don't pissing off everyone that remotely enters our land.

>>35362
Continue expanding throughout India.

>>35352
We'll nip ya bastards.
M-maybe
>>35365
Not if we ally with the Germans
Then we'll be partially fucked.

>>35307
Most definitely.

Sparta Agathon
Blue
Greece

>>35420
I'm okay with nipping if hand-holding takes place.

Also, if you join me, you're probably fucked. It's literally nuclear football season on the mainland.

>>35420
Congrats, u gain nukes if even play!

and i want to be your friend:3

My French buddy, how are you doing?

>>35444
[b]HOLYNG FUCKING SHIT, THAT TRPLES!!![/b]

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>35356
Keep attacking, huzzah

Guys, I need to take a shower. Till I get back, Spooks commands my armies and nukes. Spooks, be nice to the Norwegians and Spiders, they're good people. Fuck the French, Estonians, and Russians.

>>35444
Congrats bud! Ruin dem nazis and spookians.

>>35445
Switched to phone, sorry

>>35480
>spiders
reeeeeeee

>>35356
>Dark Red
>Istanbul
>Religion of Peace

Hey guys, what's going on?

I gotta step away, gotta eat and talk to family, so following pikes lead, I give command to Commissar Soviet, may he lead me to Glory. Ignore my earlier roll and let him do itm

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>>35351
+1
>>35372
>>35390
vikings won by 20 points, takes 2 territories

>>35474
Frenchie?

Im using this as your roll

you lost to the spanish by a score of 11, because they have a +4 bonus for owning spain even though they dont motherfucking put it in theyre name.

you only lose one territory

>This update the western world keeps fighting each other over whos clay is whos while the middle east, Russians, and Moroccans only get stronger.

>This is why we cant have nice things.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>35575
I thought the nuke removed it? Well then. For red, attack the french with the rolls. For the grey, just go south.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>35575
Fight back!

>>35575
>name
I was expecting Talks like people, tastes like sand or something.
It's time to expand north of the United Kingdoms

>>35575
Continue the expansion through India

>>35575
Goddamit, attack vikings.

>>35575
Move eastward to establish relations with our Pink fellow peaceful worshipers

>>35575

The Republic recognizes the states of Greece and the Religion of Peace. To this, the Consul will now move the roman machine to fill up Albania and spill eastward into Macedonia, Serbia, and Romania, not attacking the Greeks or those in Istanbul.

COMMISSAR I PROPOSE PEACE IF YOU AND ESTONIA WON'T DARE TAKE MY VIKING LAND!
>>35621
YOU BETTER NOT THINK OF IT.

>>35632
make a roll, dingus.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>35575
I want to expand north of my current holdings.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>35652

>>35575
FUCKING ROACHES GET THE FUCK OFF MY ISTHMUS
REEEEEE
Expand west until we clash with Religion Of Peace

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>>35369
>>35575
Nuke dem dirty spooks back to the stone age.

>keep invading the south.

>>35575
>Blame giving us nukes for free, OP.

Too lazy to make an edit to the picture, so just drop a nuke on the Northernmost Belgian province please. Continue filling Germany if you would.

>>35661
DO YOU WANT PEACE!?

>>35669
But brother, we are a peaceful people who seek only to engage in commerce and in the trade of ideas and sciences!

>>35669

>69

wew saddam

>>35645
Sparta Agathon graciously accepts recognition by The Republic and proposes a non-agression pact.

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>>35677
DUBS, OP-SAMA!

ALSO, HERE'S AN ACTUAL MAP OF WHERE I WANT TO DROP A NUKE! RIGHT INTO BELGIUM!

>>35669
Saddam, let us become allies in these horrible times.

ples give me oil ill giv u ak47s

>>35669
Please don't fuck me in the ass, Saddam.

>>35658
In an attempt at filling up the rest of Greece, I forgot to mention

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>>35575
Sending cords for a drop!

>>35699

The Roman Republic accepts the propsed NAP and will allow you to conquer any territory you see fit as long on the grounds that its not Roman.

>>35699
OH DUH... that's what you meant by recognition.

>>35729
Why not just take southern Russian clay, Soviet? Oil for days.

>>35729
I would like to accept you into the grand pooliance as long as you don't invade or expand into any countries south of you.

>>35754
Awesome

>>35645
+2

>>35658
+3 bonus for owning all of greece, put that bonus into your name so i can remember it.

>>35661
>>35615
Estoni-watchamacallit wins by 24, gains 2 provences back

>>35669
bonus nuke this turn, it doenst stockpile so you have to use it this turn.

REroll for attack.

>>35692
roll to defend from >>35669

Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d6)

>>35786
Allah give me strength!

>>35786
Like this?

>>35786
Finish the expansion through India and begin the expansion into Pakistan.

>>35786
Map?

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

Remove roach

Will return with nuke coords

>>35768
No worries my friend.. How is your space program going?

>>35765
Alright, my kraut comrade.

mapdate when

>>35786

Thank you, gracious overseer.

>>35808
you roll like this (dice+1d100)

>>35815
yes, but you dont need to add in the "from greece" part.

>>35808
>Religion of peace
>asks its god for strength in war
>rolling a 2d6 instead of a 1d100
Wow, Allah does have a sense of humor.

>>35817
+10 for owning the largest nation without a bathroom.

>>35820
waiting on ROP's roll of peace and saddams nuke'm dream map

>>35827
Very well, we sent a goat into space who didn't die of lack of oxygen in the first five seconds! Truly, a scientific accomplishment.

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Also im going on an adventure of my own to go and use the loo and get a glass of water, feel free to panic and say that im having a stoke again.

thanks for waiting.

>>35879
Expand into Pakistan and Afghanistan.

>>35884
That is marvelous my friend!

On a different matter.. I got Kazakhstan under my sights, and I am going to invade it as soon as I am done with russia.

I really hope you don't have any plans for it my friend.

>>35879
I don't think he has enough nukes for America.
>>35910
Dammit, OP, why it is always a cute girl dancing gif?

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Is this beneficial habibi?

>>35910

OH NO, OVERSEER OP IS HAVING A STROKE

>>35922
Soviet, if you restrain Estonia, I'll help you in nuking your eneimes.

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>>35935

Saddam, don't do this. I've done nothing against you and your Caliphate. Can we work this out?

>>35955
I'm sorry comrade, but Estonia is a friend to me. No can do.

This is your war, not mine. I am not willing to lose men for a poor cause.

>>35967
I think he swallowed the frog pill, Basileus, you can't negotiate with a frog.

>>35967
The only way to respond is to nuke him back.
>>36005
Ah well. No harm unless you dare think about Finland.

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>>35967
I am sorry its simply business. I would bomb Israel but I own it

>>36021
Finland is full of dirty impure faggots.

You can have it without a doubt.

>>36005
... SON OF A BITCH, YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR EVERYONE ELSE TO KILL EACH OTHER SO YOU CAN ROLL IN AND PICK UP THE REMAINS!

truly, the soviets are the greatest Risk players. :^|

>>36008
Frog Genocide when? Drown them all.

>>36028
Saddam, I cut you a deal, you nuke Estonia, I help you with nuking others later.
>>36044
Dare fucking insult Scandinavia one more time.
>>36053
Hands off my clay.

>>36028
you have 2 nukes good sir, why are you not using both?

>>36053
Soon, my special little scorpion, soon...

Then we'll celebrate with cute cleric scorpion girls, nipping, and hand-holding.

ANYONE BOMB ME I BRING FULL FORCE OF SHITSKINNERY TO EUROPE

>>35575

Go East.

>>36077
On second thought, its not too late to change location is it?