Stuck in the land of degenerates

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>>336233
Michael.

>>336233
Abdul al-salim. Bring the light of Islam to these filthy masses.

>>336252
Your name is now Michael. Your gender is assumed as male, unless you want to be a futa bipedal scorpion girl

Your gender?

>>336258
>2016
>Not being a futa bipedal scorpion girl

>>336258
F U T A
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>>336269
>>336274
Since that is the new and hip thing to be, you are now Michael, the futa bipedal scorpion girl. Now, we must pick Clichés, Clichés are shorthand for a kind of person, implying their skills, background, social role and more. You need 4 types of Clichés and have ten points to spend on them. The max level to start in one Cliché is 4.

Example Character:

Name: Tyrone The Dindu

Clichés: Gangsta (4), One with a big black cock (3), Welfare Man (2), and White Girl Stealer (1)

>>336307
so do we choose them for michael?

>>336307
You may spend one of your points for 3 lucky shots that boosts a Cliché by one for a roll.

You may gain one dice by giving yourself a disadvantage in certain situations.

>>336307
One with small dick that grows very big(4)
Indie Game Dev(3)
Tattoos(2)
Rich Parents(1)

>>336307
loner (1)
weeaboo (7)
neckbeard (1)
obsesed with scorpions (1)

>>336323
>One with small dick that grows very big(4)
>Indie Game Dev(3)
>Tattoos(2)
>Rich Parents(1)

Since I want to get this crap over with, your character sheet is:

Name: Michael

Description: A really fucking weird monstergirl with a dick. Owns her fathers handed down luxury car and $10K along with the latest fashion memes.

Clichés: Futa Bipedal Scorpion With a Concealable Dick (4), Indie Game Dev (3), Tattoos (2), and Rich Parents (1)

>>336335
>not even doing it right

>>336359
this game is too hard for the average 4chan browser

You are standing right next to a Starbucks, for some reason you were removed from your alternate dimension and placed in San Fran. You sit down and think of what to do and suddenly...

>ALLAH *huff* HU *huff* ACK *huff* BAR!!!!!!

Holy shit! It's a Fat Fucking Syrian (2) who is trying real hard to slam his fists against you, trying to kill you.

BATTLE

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?

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>>336376

pic related

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>336376
channel the power of poorly coded indie games to burst his eyes and melt his face off

>>336376
Scream "RAPE" and "OPPRESSION"

>>336384
You attack the Fat Fucking Syrian and roll 9 (3d6)
He rolls a 7. (2d6)

You use the power of poorly coded indie games to melt his face off! He loses 3 points since you managed to use an inappropiate cliché! The Fat Fucking Syrian explodes! He is dead!

BRB fags

>>336409
Lets grind levels on Muslims and Darkies