the ballad of long body bill

Cracks his head open to see if he is a geode.

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>>333466
doesnt seem to be anything

>>333468
I guess put your blood and stuff back inside and take a look around.

>>333468
Hire a courier to tell your wife that you wish to be polygamous.

>>333468
Hire a group of mad scientists and necromancers to rebuild your body and resurrect you.

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>>333472
bills not very pleased with his sex life

>>333489
Rape your daughter and blame it on the cat.

>>333489
Fuck a watermelon with googly eyes?

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>>333499
bills about to finish in the melon. what now?

>>333513
Don't finish. Practice self restraint. You need to improve your life and maybe get a real woman.

>>333513
Finish on your daughter and blame it on the cat. Also, convert to aboriginal paganism.

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>>333528
still erect, bill quells his sexual hunger with the hunger of a ripe watermelon

>>333562
Develop a loose sense of ethics.

>>333562
Take one seed from the watermelon and plant it in one of your wives to create a melonbaby.

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>>333544
unable to contain his melon gasm, he finishes on his daughter.

>>333595
Blame it on the cat and become an aboriginal pagan.

>>333595
Buy a new hat