Homeless to hitler

>>33200
game will be played with a 25 sided dice at all times. you are bum you have nothing. what is our first move?

Rolled 19 (1d25)

>>33209
Try to get into school, use spare time to go to a library to educate yourself, put special attention on learning rhetoric, finances and politics.

Rolled 7 (1d25)

>>33209

Find voting registration office and ask for papers about registering yourself as a party.

Educate yourself.

>>33225
If we've already graduated from school then just study in the library, with the knowledge we acquire in the library we shall apply for a scholarship later.

>>33225
This is an rpg not a plea for life advice and What was the roll for?

since you were so fucking vauage,

you get up and walk to the closest school (a middle school) you open the door and the man working the desk says "get out of here ya bum"

>>33256
Not even the dumbest Neo-Nazi group will accept us as their leader if we don't have a college degree.

The roll was for how successful we are in learning shit from the library.

>>33200
Enlist in the military

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>>33200
how do i roll

Rolled 12 (1d25)

Attempt to grow a Hitlerstache

Rolled 3 (1d25)

We need resources. Go to the local charity church and say that we want to make up our lives. Ask for clean clothes and money to get a haircut. A Shower could also be good. Hide drugs alcohol and other stuff in a hidden stash.

>>33430
I got an awful roll but... perhaps no roll was needed? the idea is good and a good start.

roll

enlist in the military

Rolled 19 (1d25)

>>33200
Join The military to gain experience and make friends

Go dumpster diving for some food. Can't be the fuhrer on an empty stomach

Look for an area filled with homeless bums like me. If there are more of us is a similar straight, we might be able to pull something off. Maybe find a way to clean ourselves up. Or even trick these other bums into doing shit for me.

TL;DR I look for other bums.