You are Bill O'Reilly.
Today is your first day at FOX NEWS.
Yell at secretary
Yell at boss
Blame the liberals.
>>33035
Begin to feel welcome with the other Fox News anchors.
Get Sting to play you out.
>>33035
Have sex with "it", then proceed to also do it broadcasted in real time.
Do it live
FUCK IT
I'LL DO IT LIVE.
Shut down dumb liberals with superior ideas and eloquence.
Yell at conservatives.
Tonight: Why WON'T the Secret Service allow guns at the RNC in Cleveland?
>>33035
Have a milkshake.
Shill my books.
Rolled 88 (1d100)
Shout at someone.
>>33035
Saunter up to the desk. Read the teleprompter and pretend Im saying whats writen without paying attention.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
Go punch that motherfucker Bill Maher in the mouth for stealing my first name and being a worse pundit than I am.
Rolled 29, 45, 56, 44, 42, 29, 71, 94, 48, 67, 49, 77, 62, 65, 1 = 779 (15d100)
>>33035
Fuck it, do it live.
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d10 + 1)
Yell at interns