Quest Thread Quest!

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>>32531
Doktoro Esperanto

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> FRYLOCK

>>32531
You clearly already have a name, Big Gay Dude.

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>>32531
The hash slinging slasher

Quest: Anal rape that's spoopy

Doktoro Esperanto is your name, you decide, after a fit of seizures quickly put to rest by your caretaker coming in and throwing toys at you while screaming and venting her frustrations upon you via beatings. As you wipe away the tears and pinch shut that bleeding nose, you boot up the old Dell desktop and get ready. You've been brainstorming ideas for a while, now, and you've decided your quest should be

>Ludicrously outsider fetishes cleverly disguised as a civ quest
>Some Japanese stuff
>An actual quest that isn't intended to be masturbated to

>>32615
>Ludicrously outsider fetishes cleverly disguised as a civ quest
We must make this kind of quest, cleverly disguised as a civ quest. Our fetish being, of course a Guard fucking a Prisoner, the on par Citizen Kane of fetishes.

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>>32615
>>Ludicrously outsider fetishes cleverly disguised as a civ quest
our fetish should be breaking treaties and betraying allies, in civ quests of course.

My name is King Kunta

hold on guys i have to go smoke my dog, i'll be back later

>>32615
Actual quest

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>>32719
oops forgotroll

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>>32615

>>32615
>An actual quest that isn't intended to be masturbated to
Gotta have one sane man scream into this madhouse.

>>32615
Just make another generic knight quest

10/10 very authentic.