European Dragon Quest 14: God Wills It Edition

>>322291
>The Draconic Corps, they've been with you since the beginning really.

Going to end voting in about twenty minutes.

>>322291
>Sit with Hans, you haven't really spoken to him since you took power.

>>322291
>Sit with Hans, you haven't really spoken to him since you took power.

>>322291
>>The Draconic Corps, they've been with you since the beginning really.
they're basically our SS so they should be our favorites

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Fuck, already a tie.

1=Hanging Out With Hans
2=Draconic Corps

>>322291
>>Sit with Hans, you haven't really spoken to him since you took power.

You decide to sit with your Draconic Corps, when you sit down your soldiers give you a brief salute, and turn to drinking. Some of the men look rather uncomfortable around you, mostly the five humans and the dragonbloods. One of the half-dragons is drinking rather heavily, seeming rather sad. The entire regiment's bright blue and yellow uniforms are somewhat bloodstained, dirt stained, you name it. It seems the regiment has fallen on hard times.

Actions

>Look alive men, you are the vanguard, and you are expected to look like it!
>Try to see why the humans and dragonbloods are uncomfortable around you.
>Drink and start talking with the more normal soldiers.
>See why one of the half-dragons is sad?
>Go to a different regiment.
>Write-in

>>322523
>>See why one of the half-dragons is sad?

>>322523
>See why one of the half-dragons is sad?

>>322523
>See why one of the half-dragons is sad?

Also give them new and clean uniforms. We can't have our personal regiment be so dirty.

>>322540
+1
inb4 gay dragon makeover

You go up behind one of the half dragons, and take a seat besides him at the bar. You look over to him.

"You, soldier... Why are you sad?"[/b]

He looks up from his drink.

"Ah, commander. I was just drinking away the loss of a comrade."

'You lost someone in battle?"[/b] You sit next to him, and motion for a drink.

"Aye, we lost a lot of good people during the Northern Blitz."

"Northern Blitz?" The bartender hands you a drink and you chug it down.

"Aye, that's what their calling the Winter Campaign around the labcoats with a history doctorate."

"Ah. I see. Now tell me, are you still in fighting condition?"

"Aye, my emperor." His slightly hunched back and grimmace on his lips makes you doubt it.

"Good. I want to make sure everyone is ready for the crusade tomorrow."

He nods.

Actions

>Tell him the death of a comrade is something to get used to in battle. (Charisma)
>Tell him to shape up, you won't have depressed soldiers running around on the battlefield. He should embrace the field of battle and what happens there. (Charisma, HARD)
>To give your life for me is absolute loyalty. Own up to your comrade's sacrifice. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In

>>322593
>>Tell him the death of a comrade is something to get used to in battle. (Charisma)

>>322593
>Tell him to shape up, you won't have depressed soldiers running around on the battlefield. He should embrace the field of battle and what happens there. (Charisma, HARD)

>>322593
>Tell him to shape up, you won't have depressed soldiers running around on the battlefield. He should embrace the field of battle and what happens there. (Charisma, HARD)

Whelp, roll me a 1d20+5 for persuasion.

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>322631

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>322631

>>322655
19+5=24

Great Success

"Your a soldier, act like it. Your friends will fall, and you will remain, but fight for what they died for... The Empire. Fight in their memory."

He nods.

"...I will, my lord." He puts down the mead and gets up.

"Thank you for the talk."

You nod.

Actions

>Look alive men, you are the vanguard, and you are expected to look like it!
>Try to see why the humans and dragonbloods are uncomfortable around you.
>Drink and start talking with the more normal soldiers.
>Order someone to get new uniforms for the men.
>Go to a different regiment.

>>322678
>Order someone to get new uniforms for the men.

>>322678
>Try to see why the humans and dragonbloods are uncomfortable around you.

See if we can finally turn the humans into dragon-kin

>>322678
>>Order someone to get new uniforms for the men.
>Try to see why the humans and dragonbloods are uncomfortable around you.

Going to wait ten more minutes.

>>322700
This

Rolled 2 (1d3)

Alright, rolling.

1=Order for Uniforms.
2=See why people are uncomfortable.
3=Why not both?

If dragonbloods and humans are uncomfortable becasue they did not become half-dragons and think we dislike them becasue of this, they really shouldn't be. They managed to go through same messes the half-dragons did and survive. They came out through the other side of the grinder unscathed.

Thye are elites in this army, no less than the half-dragons.

You decide to see why some of the humans are uncomfortable around you, along with some of the dragonbloods.

They all sit at a circular table, playing a sort of card game. You approach, and they get out of their stools, and give a salute.

What will you do?

>Dismiss them, and offer to join in their little card game.
>Dismiss them, and ask why they're being somewhat anti-social around you.
>Dismiss them and talk to someone else.

>>322837
>>Dismiss them, and offer to join in their little card game.

>>322837
>Dismiss them, and talk to their CO and ask if he knows anything about the problem

>>322857
Ditto

Waiting ten more minutes.

>>322837
>Dismiss them, and offer to join in their little card game.

You decide to join in their little... Card game, if you will.

You take a seat on a nearby stool, and the men tell you your playing a game called "Poker." After some brief instructions, you think you know how to play the game.

Roll me a 2d20, first roll is wisdom for body motions, second roll is luck for cards.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>322915

Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d20)

>>322940
I tried to abort but it was too late

Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d19)

Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d20)

Rolled 6, 18 = 24 (2d20)

7+1=8
Failure!

10

Mediocre?

You draw five cards, and get nothing outstanding, save a pair of threes. You think that everyone else may have a better hand then you, judging from body movement.

What do?

>Try a bluff. (Charisma)
>Fold.
>Raise, and see if you can't win. (I roll against myself.)

>>323005
>>323022

>>323022
>>Fold.

>>323022
>Try a bluff. (Charisma)

>>323022
>>Try a bluff. (Charisma)

Roll me a 1d20+5 for bluffing.

Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>323056

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>323056

>>323077
Deus Vult

>>323077
And the trend for getting 20's on regular tasks continues.

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>>323077
Draconis vult

>>323077

20+5=25

Critical Success!

"All in."

Your men look at each other nervously.

One by one, they fold, and you reveal your hand. Some of them curse themselves, while others nod.

'So, would any of you be willing to tell my why exactly you've been... Avoiding me?"

A few of the men look at each other, then look at one of the more... Younger recruits.

"What's your name?"

"Erh... Private Erik."

"Now, since all of the men seem to be looking at you... Tell me why they've been avoiding me."

"Well... Mostly because somewhat worried you might try... Try to turn us into a half-dragon or something."

You laugh slightly.

"And what's wrong with that?"

"Well... We're just in the military to feed our families, not really become a different race. Most of the half-dragons share similar sympathies, hell, most of them are married. But most are willing to do anything for you and Sweden."

"So, you aren't?"

He shakes his head.

"Truth be told, we just want peace and to go back to our families. I don't want to die overseas or for your personal glory."

Hm.

Actions

>That is the path of a craven... You are fighting for Sweden's honor and integrity, not for your personal glory!
>Conform, or be sentenced as traitors. You do not tolerate craven enclaves of soldiers. (Will force them to mutate.)
>Leave.
>Nod, and say that after this they are welcome to go back to their families for a time.
>Write-In

>>323102
>Offer to transform them and their immediate families into Dragonbloods and Half-Dragons

>>323102
>Nod, and say that after this they are welcome to go back to their families for a time.

>>323102
>>Nod, and say that after this they are welcome to go back to their families for a time

Ending voting in about fifteen minutes.

>>323102
>Write-In

"I advise becoming draconian for my troops because it makes them less likely to die, I respect you might worry about species-ism and such or your families not recognising you. If you don't wish to be changed I shan't stop you but consider, what is better a dead human father or a live half-dragon? If you want I could even look into a version that will let you change into a human form?"


Be reasonable and they'll change.

>>323115
>>323112
+1

>>323158
Good write in, desu.

You nod your head.


"If you have no wish to become draconic, very well. I will leave you to it."

The private nods.

"Thank you sir."

You get up, and decide to do something else.

Morale has been restored!


>You should talk to Hans. And drink a little, why not?
>Talk to another regiment.
>Ask a member of this regiment their personal opinion on you, or another thing.
>Write-In

>>323258
>Talk to another regiment.

>>323258
>>You should talk to Hans. And drink a little, why not?

>>323258
>Talk to another regiment
I want to know how the Svea Livgarde feel about us.

Looks like talking to another regiment works.

Talk to which regiment?

>Svea Livgarde
>Panzer un Wehrwolf
>Sons av Renexizious
>Finnish Snipers

>>323307
>>Svea Livgarde

>>323307
>Svea Livgarde

You go up to the Svea Livgarde, which instead of drinking, is mostly just outside practicing fighting, and seems to have entrenched themselves. Some of the civilians are entertained, and quite a few tourists are taking photos, posing with them, that sort of thing. It seems the regiment has become somewhat iconic. All of the soldiers seem to enjoy this quite a bit. You remind yourself that the regiment is still green.

For a Yuan-Ti regiment, it's rather dexterous, and they are equipped with Swedish rapiers, spiked helmets, with bright blue and yellow uniforms, heavily furred to protect against the winter, along with capes holding the royal coat of arms of Sweden.

They look towards you and raise their blades at once, as a sort of stylized salute.

>Ask who their commanding officer is, you need to speak to him about the regiment.
>Talk to some of the soldiers about something.
>Offer a mutagen before the crusade...
>Ask why aren't they drinking like the men inside.
>Write-In

>>323420
>>Ask why aren't they drinking like the men inside.

>>323420
>>Ask why aren't they drinking like the men inside.

>>323420
>Ask why aren't they drinking like the men inside.

>>323420
>"this looks fun!"
Jump in and help them dig

"Men, why aren't you drinking like everyone inside?"

A soldier slithers up to you and raises their blade in salute.

"Sir! We are preparing for any possible sneak attacks, ambushes, or possible Muslim bombers."

"That's oddly specific."

Actions

>Order them to relax.
>Tell them they are doing a good job.
>...Demand that they stop digging trenches into the sidewalks.
>Offer to assist in digging fortifications.
>Write-In

>>323524
>Offer to assist in digging fortifications

>>323524
>Tell them they are doing a good job.

>>323524
>>Offer to assist in digging fortifications

>>323524
>>Tell them they are doing a good job.

>>323524
>help out

You decide to assist in digging their fortifications, and for the next few hours you turn the front of the bar into a warzone, complete with barbed wire, trenches, and sandbags.

After that, it seems the festivities have died down, and you return to your lair... And the crusade begins from there.

You must decide how your men will reach Constantinople.

>You will march through Russia, go through Germany, then through the Balkans, and reach Constantinople. This is the slowest, but safest option.
>You will sail with your little navy to Constantinople, and draft the merchant marine along the way.. This will be risky, due to your overwhelming naval disadvantage,
>You will paradrop units around the city. This is the riskiest option, though the fastest. You will not be able to take any sort of tanks or armor on this, and you'll be under heavy fire.
>Write-In

>>323622
Can the bar be renamed "the dragons lair" complete with fortifications and gun enplacements
>we will personally conquer this city with our units acting as backup

>>323622
>You will sail with your little navy to Constantinople, and draft the merchant marine along the way.. This will be risky, due to your overwhelming naval disadvantage,

I'm sure that we can trust sea dwelling merchants to help on a crusade to liberate Constantinople. We should see if there are any in Venice.

>>323622
Can we seed spies ahead of us to prepare the way? Or is this crusade public information?

>>323622
>You will sail with your little navy to Constantinople, and draft the merchant marine along the way.. This will be risky, due to your overwhelming naval disadvantage,

Contact the British and see if they mind lending us some ships.

>>323639
Public information.

>>323634
I'm asking for mode of transportation.

>>323622
>>You will march through Russia, go through Germany, then through the Balkans, and reach Constantinople. This is the slowest, but safest option.

>>323622
>You will march through Russia, go through Germany, then through the Balkans, and reach Constantinople. This is the slowest, but safest option.

>>323651
We will burrow there

>>323648
If the British will assist our naval attack, then this. If not then.
>You will paradrop units around the city. This is the riskiest option, though the fastest. You will not be able to take any sort of tanks or armor on this, and you'll be under heavy fire.

>>323658
...Two problems.

First off, your burrowing collapses behind you.
Second off, your very likely to accidentally drown your own soldiers, since your tunneling through the fucking Baltic sea.

Though I will admit, that is a good idea.
Also, you can always upgrade Burrowing to be more useful, when you mutate.

>>323676
I'm saying we burrow there and our army marches behind us on top of the ground

>>323676
Also we need to crusade against and then invade the under dark or just go and fuck their queen it's worked well enough in the past

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Alright, back after eating dinner.

Looks like a tie.

1=Sail
2=March

>>323722
When did we ever do that? I only recall our son kidnapping the Austrian princess and that wasn't an official war. All of our conquests have been fairly standard.

>>323738
Dude queen of Fucking England we kinda sorta fucked her and we are now in a standoff/ truce with briton

You set sail with your mighty navy... Of not just ten... Not just fifteen.... Not even twenty... But twenty five heavily outdated destroyers, in questionable conditions! You of course, draft a fuckton of cruise ships, cargo ships, and other naval vehicles. You also send a message to England to request assistance. You get a (slightly) angrily written letter, mostly about how England "will do it first" and better then you. It seems like a race for Constantinople has begun.

Roll me a 2d20. First is how fast you get there, second is how fast England sends it's navy.

>>323761
Why don't we put dragon fuel into the engines

Rolled 15, 3 = 18 (2d20)

>>323761

Rolled 18, 11 = 29 (2d20)

>>323761
I honestly would like to see them beat us, if only because I'm not looking forward to establishing that beachhead.

>>323767
...
Putting dragonfuel.
Into heavily outdated destroyers.
In questionable quality.
In ships not designed to use it.

rip navy

>>323780
Yeah I guess we should probably update our navy by this point also just for added lore how old is the current queen of England

>>323772
18

Great Success!

By the time the Royal Navy assembles, you've already reached Italy... This is when you spot the Barbary-Janissary Navy. Mostly ex-pirate ships, looted destroyers and ships, and the infamous Sultan-Class Super-Heavy Battleships.

They heavily outnumber you, but you are equal on quality.

Enemy Navy
8x Battleships
1x Carrier
350x Destroyers
6500x Patrol Boats.
2x Super-Heavy Battleships

Your Navy
25x Destroyers
2000x Transports

You have a few options.

>Fall back, they heavily outnumber you, and are much better trained at naval boarding. Let the Royal Navy deal with it.
>Move in and attempt to board their ships.
>You will fly in, fighting the ships. Your men will fall back.
>You will fly in while your ships fight as well.
>Write-in

>>323810
>ice aura & ice breath
Remember the titanic

>>323810
>>You will fly in, fighting the ships. Your men will fall back.
We're an angry muscular skyscraper. Fuck their guns.

>>323797
About 48.

>>323810
>>You will fly in, fighting the ships. Your men will fall back.
we need as little casualties as possible to take back the promised land

>>323810
>>You will fly in, fighting the ships. Your men will fall back.

>>323810
>>You will fly in, fighting the ships. Your men will fall back.
We've been bulking to suplex one of those super-heavy battleships

You take flight above your navy, and order them to pull back. Flak fire hits your scales, not even scratching them. A few fireballs fly towards you lazily, and you roll out of the way. It seems the Super-Heavy Battleships are equipped with mages as well.

What will you target first?

>The Super Heavy Battleships are the biggest threat.
>The Battleships will destroy your navy if they catch up.
>The looted Destroyers can catch your fleeing ships, it's probably best to take them out.
>The patrol boats surround the water, should be easy to take them out.
>You don't want to fight airplanes, take out the carrier.

>>323857
>>The looted Destroyers can catch your fleeing ships, it's probably best to take them out.

>>323857
>super heavy
Freeze them so that we can capture one or both

>>323860
seconding.

Ending voting in five minutes.

You decide to go after the destroyers.

Choose from the following.

>Strafe them with your ice breath. (Body)
>Slam down on their ships. (Body)
>Go under the water, and attack from below! (Agility)
>Spit acid at the ships below! (Body)
>Come crashing down, and swallow up a destroyer or two. (Body, +2 from Mouth)
>Laser eye? Laser eye. (Free Action, will cause Ultra-Hungry to activate.)

>>323913
>laser eye
Cause then we can just eat boats to not be hungry

>>323913
>>Spit acid at the ships below! (Body)
>>323913

>>323913
>>Laser eye? Laser eye. (Free Action, will cause Ultra-Hungry to activate.)
>Come crashing down, and swallow up a destroyer or two. (Body, +2 from Mouth)
Welcome to the Dragon's gaping maw!

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>>323921
>>323913
This, also
>Tfw we eat the entire fleet

>>323930
We have to be careful the super heavy will be useful to create ultra heavys

Roll me a 2d20+17 for Slam Jamming.

Rolled 3, 9 + 17 = 29 (2d20 + 17)

>>323939
>+17
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>>323939

Rolled 15, 8 + 17 = 40 (2d20 + 17)

>>323948
huh, my dice went.

Rolled 15, 5 + 17 = 37 (2d20 + 17)

>>323939

Rolled 19, 9, 19 + 3 = 50 (3d20 + 3)

Ignore my rolling.

>>323955
Why must you do this

>>323955
>Ignore my rolling.
no

19+17=36

Fucking Overwhelming Success!

9+17=26

Overwhelming Success


You tear off your eyepatch, and carefully get close to the water, causing ice to form along it as you fly above it. You open your mouth, and destroyers start falling into it. About thirteen light destroyers gets swallowed up, and you begin shooting lasers all over the fucking place, causing fires to break out on four others.

However, one of the Sultan-Class battleships is in range, and fired one of it's super-heavy cannons, which is nearly the size of one of your claws. It's fucking huge, basically.

It's somewhat slow, but you have no doubt that it'll penetrate your scales. Some of the lesser battleships fire as well. adding a barrage aimed towards your wings.

>Attempt to dodge the barrage of smaller shells. (Agility, HARD)
>Attempt to dodge the huge shell headed towards you. (Agility, HARD)
>Dodge both! (Agility, VERY HARD, RISKY.)

>>323978
>>Attempt to dodge the huge shell headed towards you. (Agility, HARD)

>>323978
>Attempt to dodge the huge shell headed towards you. (Agility, HARD)

Rolled 7, 8 + 4 = 19 (2d20 + 4)

Roll me a 1d20-4, and ignore my rolls.

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>323988

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>323993
Why, just why

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>>323993
It's anoah shoah!

Use Barbaric?

>Yes
>No

>>323997
I don't man. It's something that I'm going to have to sleep with. Which might be very soon

>>323999
Yes.

I don't want an injury, after all, we're the ones putting in work here.

Roll me a 1d20 for this.

>>323999
Yes

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>324024

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>324024

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>324024
It's a spicy meatball.

>>324093
8

You notice that the shell is going straight for your head... You pull up, but it hits you straight in the chest, sending you reeling back and disrupting your flight. The shot heavily injures your chest, covering it in black soot, and you feel an intense pain. (-2150 HP)

You start pulling back up. The main batteries on it cannot hit you if your above, a critical design flaw fighting a dragon. However, the shots from the lesser battleships begin hitting, and injure your wings slightly. (-1000 HP), causing small tears in it.

Actions

>Pull back, and let the Royal Navy deal with it.
>Your hungry. And there's a big fucking ship infront of you. Take out the Sultan Battleships. (Body)
>Strafe from above with your frost breath. (Agility)
>Spit acid towards some of the smaller ships! (Body)
>Write-In

Anyhow, this where I'm going to pick up at in the morning, see you guys then.

>>324124
>Your hungry. And there's a big fucking ship infront of you. Take out the Sultan Battleships. (Body)

>>324124
>>Your hungry. And there's a big fucking ship infront of you. Take out the Sultan Battleships. (Body)

>>324124
Don't we have the water breathing trait? Just sub the sultan class like jaws

Can't we just grab the battleships and start throwing it at the other parts of the fleet?
That should be enough to sink some of the ships.
A few extra masses should also sink the super heavy one

>>324569

Battleships are pretty big annon. As in, about two or three times bigger than us. And they are all steel. I find our ability to throw one dubious.

Other, smaller ships on the other hand.

>>324124
>Your hungry. And there's a big fucking ship infront of you. Take out the Sultan Battleships. (Body)

>>324124
>Write-In
>Dive! Dive! Dive! Fake a crash into the water and then attack the biggest ship from below

>>324552
Good point, we do have water breathing. About time we used it.
>>324612
Switching my vote to this.

Any chance we could turn on our freeze aura to stop the ships in their tracks, then leave them open to attack by us underwater?

>>324630
More like freeze all the water to stop torpedos then start burrowing through it. And eat stuffs.

So, here's a few thing I like to point out about yesterday.

1: Not sleeping for an entire day makes you feel like shit.
2: Bacon sandwiches are crafted by God's chosen, and whenever made should be consumed.

Anyhow, continuing today, with hopefully much better writing then yesterday. And earlier.

>>324630
Yes, you guys are a fucking nightmare to deal with naval wise.
>>324797
This is somewhat true, if something is frozen or at the very least cold, it is much easier for you to burrow through, damage, or otherwise nom, thanks to the fact your an ice dragon.
>>324603
A Super-Heavy Battleship, keep in mind, is the length of four battleships put together, and is kept afloat mostly by magic, hope, and a heavy engine. So, extra mass may or may not sink it, depending in the enchantments.

Going to wait thirty more minutes.

>>324124
>Write-In
>Dive! Dive! Dive! Fake a crash into the water and then attack the biggest ship from below

>>324124
>>Your hungry. And there's a big fucking ship infront of you. Take out the Sultan Battleships. (Body)

>>325272
+1

Looks like diving wins. Roll me a 2d20+5 for faking. First roll is actually faking it, second is keeping your anger in check long enough to do that.

Rolled 18, 5 + 5 = 28 (2d20 + 5)

>>325373

Rolled 9, 12 = 21 (2d20)

>>325373

Here goes.

Rolled 13, 19 + 5 = 37 (2d20 + 5)

>>325373

>>325380
>>325401

>23, 24.

Not bad.

18+5=23

Great Success!

19+1=20

Minor Success

You dive under the water, making it look like your wings were too clipped to fly. A cheer goes up from above.

Underneath, you begin to plot. Your anger is bubbling up.

What do?

>Sneak below the sultan-class ships, and breath ice unto their bottom hull. It'll hopefully sink their ship. (Body)
>Jump out of the water and bite down on that battleship. (Body)
>Shift to half-dragon form and attempt to board the sultan class super heavy battleship.
>Focus your attention on the destroyers, and start slashing into their hull. (Agility)
>Write-In

>>325426
>Sneak below the sultan-class ships, and breath ice unto their bottom hull. It'll hopefully sink their ship. (Body)

>>325426
>>Sneak below the sultan-class ships, and breath ice unto their bottom hull. It'll hopefully sink their ship. (Body)

>>325426
>Sneak below the big-ass ship and burst to the surface right next to it, immediately breathing ice on it's deck

I'm not quite certain breathing ice on the bottom of a ship will make it sink. I mean, ice floats 'n all...

Waiting ten more minutes.

Whelp, roll me a 1d20+16 for ice attack.

Rolled 13 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>325489
Is it 16 or 17?

Rolled 19 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>325455

NO MORE ROLLS PLEASE

>>325489
I'm autistic, it's supposed to be +15, sorry anons.

>>325499
19+15=34

Overwhelming Success!

Your ice breath starts cutting deep into the hull, getting into pockets and dents long forgotten. The ship begins its descent slowly, and the crew begin to man the lifeboats.

It seems that the other ships have not realized this, so you still have the advantage of suprise.

>You don't want survivors of that super-heavy battleship. Come up and gobble em.
>Target some patrol boats. They're rather easy to destroy.
>Take out the destroyers, they may be carrying depth charges.
>Take out the battleships.
>Take care of the final Super-Heavy Battleship.

>>325527
>>Take care of the final Super-Heavy Battleship.

>>325527
>>Take care of the final Super-Heavy Battleship.

>>325527
>Take care of the final Super-Heavy Battleship.

You decide to take care of the other battleship. Underneath it, you spot runes of protection. It seems this is the capital ship.

You have a few options.

>Climb up along it's side in half-dragon form. You want this ship.
>Attempt to freeze the ship's hull anyways. (Body)
>Spit acid at the bottom of it. (Body, HARD)
>Ram into it, and hopefully breach it. (Body)
>Burrow into it. (Body, HARD)
>Write-In

>>325558
>>Ram into it, and hopefully breach it. (Body)

>>325558
>>Ram into it, and hopefully breach it. (Body)

>>325558
>Climb up along it's side in half-dragon form. You want this ship.

>>325558
>>Ram into it, and hopefully breach it. (Body)

Roll me a 1d20+15 for this.

Rolled 4 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>325591

Rolled 14 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>325591

>>325591
Dont we get extra body from having the eye opened?

>>325604
14+15=29

Great Success!

You ram through the hull, and leave a gargauntan hole, somewhat shaped like you. However, you notice that sparks are emitting from your body, and your body is starting to get more heated. It seems your being electrocuted by the runes. Underwater, this could have great risk.

>Emerge.
>Stay underwater. (Body, VERY HARD, Risky.)

>>325628
Yes, but I'm multitasking a few things, and I believe you get +1 body from this every round you hit something, and since you didn't hit something a round ago, the anger subsided.

Rolled 19 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>325591

>>325646
>>Emerge.

>>325646
>>Emerge.

>>325646
>Emerge.

You emerge from the water, and the electricity deals minor damage. (-100 HP), though it does leave a few slightly damaged scales.

The sinking battleships are unable to fire, and it seems a nearby battleship called Suleiman's Journey" is trying to ram you. Hell, you can even see the captain with his scimitar pointed at you out on the front. You chuckle slightly, it seems this fool has a death wish.

What do?

>Freeze his ship and fly upwards out of battery range. (Body)
>Demand his surrender. (Intimidate, HARD)
>Mouth, meet ship. Ship, meet mouth. (Body, +2 from Mouth.)
>Spit acid at the Suleiman's Journey.
>Write-In

>>325673
>>Spit acid at the Suleiman's Journey.

>>325646
Yeah
>emerge
Maybe halfdragon and "hide" onboard

>>325673
>>Mouth, meet ship. Ship, meet mouth. (Body, +2 from Mouth.)

>>325673
Lets see if im in time this time.
>ship, meet mouth!

Roll me a 1d20+18 for nomming.

Rolled 10 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>325706

Rolled 15 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>325706

>>325723
>>325723

15+18=33

Overwhelming Success!

You lean over the captain, and in a instant you bite down on half of his ship. The ship begins to sink, and it seems the morale of the navy has plummeted. Some of the patrol boats are beginning to flee. You fire a laser at them, and blow up a random patrol boat.

What do?

>Crush a few more battleships. They will learn to fear you. (Body)
>Chase after the routers. (Body)
>See if you can't pick up a destroy and drop it from above. You didn't kill them, gravity techinically did. (Body)
>Demand their surrender. (Intimidate)

>>325758
>Demand their surrender. (Intimidate)
They will join us or die

>>325758
>Demand surrender
into conversion time!

>>325758
>>Crush a few more battleships. They will learn to fear you. (Body)

>>325758
>>Demand their surrender. (Intimidate)

Roll me a 1d20+7

Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>325785

>>325785
Having the eye open gives us a +2 to intimidate.

>>325790
>>325790
Fuck me, I forgot.

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>325785

>>325801
10+9=19

Failure!

"Surrender or perish, mortals!"

A defiant cry rises out from the navy, it seems they are not all cowards.

The destroyers fire a barrage towards you, while the battleships seem to concetrate their fire on your wings.

What do?

>Roll to evade the barrage. (Agility)
>Roll to evade the battleships' fire. (Agility)
>Try to evade both. (Agility, HARD)

>>325809
>>Roll to evade the battleships' fire. (Agility)

>>325809
>>Roll to evade the battleships' fire. (Agility)

Roll me a 1d20-4 for evade battleships.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>325836

>>325809
>avoid battleship fire
Also, how fast is our shapeshifting? Can we shrink to dodge better?

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>325836

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Rolled 3 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>325836

>>325849
It takes a few minutes, so no.

11-4=7

Failure!

You take a direct hit, even when you move to dodge. It doesn't do much, but you feel some other shells hit your wings, causing you to slow down a little more. If your wings get hit again, it will be very hard to fly. (-1250 HP)

Current HP: 14000

What do?

>Ram into some of the battleships. You need them dead and gone. (Body)
>Frost breath the water, along with your ice aura, it'll heavily slow them down and might cause a few of them to sink if your very lucky. (Body)
>Acid, meet destroyers. (Body)
>Crash into the waves, maybe you can cause waves to crash some of the destroyers? (Body)

>>325868
>Ram into some of the battleships. You need them dead and gone. (Body)

>>325868
>>Frost breath the water, along with your ice aura, it'll heavily slow them down and might cause a few of them to sink if your very lucky. (Body)

>>325868
>Ramming speed! Target battleships.

>>325868
>>Ram into some of the battleships. You need them dead and gone. (Body)

Roll me a 1d20+19

Rolled 19 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>325896
That phat bonus

>>325908
19+19=38

Legendary Success!

You ram into one of the battleships, which is sent flying backwards into other destroyers, and two other battleships, and explode in a mighty fireball. This has the effect of causing most of the remaining navy to flee...

Actions.

>Ignore them, and bring your navy forward to land.
>Take the survivors down.
>Demand they join you. (Intimidate)

>>325921
>The Dragon Crusade brings prosperity for the true faith! Join me! Or join the suffering dead!

>>325921
>Ignore them, and bring your navy forward to land.

>>325921
>Demand they join you. (Intimidate)

Roll me a 1d20+9 for intimidation.

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>325986

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>325986

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>325986

>>326003
19+9=28

"One last offer mortals... Join me, or die!"

Plenty of the ottoman's fleet starts hoisting down their flags, and surrender. A few stragglers flee to Constantinople, but that is relatively minor. You bring your navy forward, and you have two landing locations.

>Gallipoli, a piece of heavily defended coastline, but the closest you can get to Constantinople to land.
>Bursa, you'll have to risk heavy resistance from the natives, and you'll attack Constantinople from it's least defended side, and then cross the river, but at least on this side you won't fight too hard on the landing.

>>326032
A crusade is nothing without native support.
>Bursa and spread the word of dragon-saint jesus

I have to sleep now but thanks for the quest qm! One of my faves.

>>326032
>Gallipoli, a piece of heavily defended coastline, but the closest you can get to Constantinople to land.

>>326032
>>Bursa, you'll have to risk heavy resistance from the natives, and you'll attack Constantinople from it's least defended side, and then cross the river, but at least on this side you won't fight too hard on the landing.

>>326032
>Bursa, you'll have to risk heavy resistance from the natives, and you'll attack Constantinople from it's least defended side, and then cross the river, but at least on this side you won't fight too hard on the landing.

>>326032
>>Bursa, you'll have to risk heavy resistance from the natives, and you'll attack Constantinople from it's least defended side, and then cross the river, but at least on this side you won't fight too hard on the landing.

You decide to land at Bursa, and as your navy approaches, you note it's rather heavy defenses. However, on the shores is a man, dressed in what one of your officer's notes is a Janissary uniform. On the shore, it he is surrounded by a few other soldiers, and is waving a white flag, either that of surrender or wishing to speak.

What will you do?

>Land, you will talk to this Janissary officer, with a few soldiers of course.
>Order your destroyers to target him, and fire. It's rather nice he pointed himself out.
>Land with your soldiers and charge anyways. Their commander is out, therefor giving you an easy attack.

>>326083
>>Land, you will talk to this Janissary officer, with a few soldiers of course.

>>326083
>Land, you will talk to this Janissary officer, with a few soldiers of course.

>>326083
>Land, you will talk to this Janissary officer, with a few soldiers of course.

You decide to talk to this man... Now the question is, what form?

>You are superior then him, you will meet him as a dragon.
>At the very least, if he's going to surrender you'd like to look good. Not that you don't as a dragon form, it's just that you look better with a crown and full regal attire.
>Dragonblood form, you want to have an upperhand in case he tries anything.
>Human form, you will go as an equal.

>>326115
half-dragon

>>326115
>>You are superior then him, you will meet him as a dragon.

Waiting ten more minutes.

>>326115
>At the very least, if he's going to surrender you'd like to look good. Not that you don't as a dragon form, it's just that you look better with a crown and full regal attire

>>326115
>>At the very least, if he's going to surrender you'd like to look good. Not that you don't as a dragon form, it's just that you look better with a crown and full regal attire.

Half dragon

You land ashore, and come up to the Janissary. You see a man tugging at his shoulder, seemingly being another Janissary.

"Is this a surrender, or a truce?"

The Janissary answers you quickly in English.

"A truce, friend."

"Father, you do not need to do this. You can still surren-"

"Hush, child."

"Ah, I see you are not unfamiliar with the British?"

He nods his head, and you see that his face is wrinkled, old, and grizzled. It seems this man is a veteran.

"Yes, I was a young Janissary at Galliopli, we barely won even then. Little did we know that the war was for naught, as the Sultanate was put into exile, and the Janissary Corp disbanded."

"Intriguing. But I assume you came here for a reason."

He sighs.

"I know I will not walk away from this battle alive, as my honor and duty to Allah permits. However, that doesn't mean the men drafted must die for an salak Sultan. They are simply townsfolk and family, and I have a old man's plea to ask of you."

Actions.

>Yes, well, what is it?
>You can still walk away and surrender, there is little holding you to it.. (Charisma, HARD)
>Decline, you will not negotiate with heathens.

>>326224
>>You can still walk away and surrender, there is little holding you to it.. (Charisma, HARD)

>>326224
>>Yes, well, what is it?

>>326224
>>You can still walk away and surrender, there is little holding you to it.. (Charisma, HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+7 for charisma.

Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>326249
I bet I'll get a 3 or a 4 again.

Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>326249

Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

nat 1

>>326279
11+7=18

Minor Failure!

"You can still surrender, don't be foolish."

"Coming from an infidel like yourself, I will ignore that."

"Fine then, what is your plea?" you snarl slightly, and you think you slightly scare the old man."

"First off, I would ask you to spare my son, in case of my death. Which will happen, I will assure you."

"This is your son?"

The second Janissary looks up to you and nods.

"He's new, and he has chosen dishonor rather then death. His shame will mark our family for generations, but he however, unlike me is willing to surrender and join you."

"So he's a traitor?"

"...Sadly, yes. And he has spoken to me far too much about the concerns the men have in face of your invasion. For you see, I have come to you so you may kill me."

"...Why?"

"So people may be spared from bloodshed, so my son will have a future instead of this new Ottoman Empire. We will not return to our glory days."

His son hugs him, and the man hits him.

"As for you, I wish you luck, and stop being sentimental. We are in the presence of an emperor, infidel or not."

He bows in front of you, and hands you his scimitar.

This is weird as fuck.

"Kill me, infidel. My men will happily join yours."

He seems stoic, and apparently ready to die.

Actions.

>Refuse to do so, first off this is weird as fuck, and second off, you don't want to take traitors into your ranks.
>Execute him with the scimitar.
>Knock him out, and quickly flee to your ship! Maybe you can get there in time before they realize what's happened.
>Write-In

>>326313

>Execute him with the scimitar.

>>326313
>>Execute him with the scimitar.

>>326313
>Bite his head off

>>326313
>Knock him out, and quickly flee to your ship! Maybe you can get there in time before they realize what's happened.

Waiting fifteen minutes.

>>326313
"I suggest an alternative, we shall duel. If you win then my forces shall go home, if I win then you'll be unconscious and your second in command whom I expect is your son(?) will take over. He can surrender and you shall suffer no shame."

My morals stop me from letting this man die.

>>323313
>Refuse to do so, first off this is weird as fuck, and second off, you don't want to take traitors into your ranks.

Alright, so in order to avoid yet another salt spiral like when we died last time, I'm going to dumb down voting just a little.

Choices

>We should kill him.
>We should spare him.

If one of these passes, we'll go more in depth.

>inb4 QM isn't rolling!
It's because I sort of realized that there is a chance we'll go into the salt spiral, and I don't feel like getting chloride poisoning.
I'll be back in a little bit.

>>326387
>We should kill him.
But do it honorably. Maybe freeze him in ice and announce that when/if the jannisaries rise again under your control, an honorable leader can lead them again.

>>326387
>>We should spare him.

I really don't want a fucking tie.
Anons, even if your lurking vote.

>>326387
>We should kill him.
By not wanting a salt spiral I can only assume he'll get butthurt and pull out some magical weapon if we dishonor him

>>326387
>>We should spare him.

It is a good thing we are not Orks. The one time people tried to suicide against orks, thye just got so confused and depressed that they left without killing anyone.

>We should spare him.

>>326387
>We should kill him.

>>326387
>>We should kill him.

>>326398
Switching to killing him

>>326440
No, magical weapons and shit are rare unless your really fucking high up, like king status or something.

>>326463
This raises way more questions as to what may or may not happen then. Lets hope we dont get ones and attract the salty anons.

Looks like killing wins.

Now, decide.

>Freeze him in ice like >>326393
>Just behead him with the scimitar.
>Bite his head off and swallow, your already killing the man, might as well go the full distance.
>Write-In

>>326484
>>Just behead him with the scimitar.

>>326484
>>Freeze him in ice like

>>326387
spare

>>326484
>Freeze him in ice like

>>326484
freeze, let him be returned to his family as a corpse

>>326484
>>Freeze him in ice like

"Any last requests?"

"Yes. Make my son a man, I was unable to, as evident of the boy before you."

You nod, and take a deep breath. You unleash a hail of ice, and freeze the man solid. He'd make a rather somber ice-statue, you think.

His son runs over to check on him, and hugs him before you force him to let go. His son hands you his scimitar, and bows.

"Tell me, what is your name?"

"Metehan Karadeniz."

"Do you surrender, Metehan?"

He hesitates.

"...Yes."

Good. You were expecting a little more resistance... Now, what to do with this man.

Actions

>Follow his father's last wishes. You'll make him a man yet.
>Yeah, no. He's on his own.
>Whelp, now that's done it's time to kill the filthy heretic.
>Offer him a position at court, maybe as an advisor or something like that.
>Write-In

>>326547
>Follow his father's last wishes. You'll make him a man yet.

>>326547
>Follow his father's last wishes. You'll make him a man yet.

>>326547
>Follow his father's last wishes. You'll make him a man yet.

We are a dragon of honour, our word is worth gold!

"Good. Now you will report to me, and listen to me. Got it?"

"Yes... Yes sir."

"Good. Now tell your men to surrender and let my men land."

He yells something out in Turkish, and you see men emerge from the trenchline, many are children or elderly. Even more lack weapons or uniforms, dressed in civillian attire.

What will you do to the civillians press-ganged.

>They will serve you in war. However, they need weaponry and uniforms.
>Let volunteers serve with you. You doubt any of them would join you however. (Charisma on how many join.)
>Order them to return to their homes.
>Demand their conversion to the one, true faith. (Conversion, HARD)
>Write-In

>>326600
>Order them to return to their homes.

>>326600
>convert

>>326600
>>Order them to return to their homes

>326600
>convert the heathens!

>>326654
>>326619
please dont

>>326600
>Demand their conversion to the one, true faith. (Conversion, HARD)

>>326619
>>326654
we can convert them later

You tell Metehan to send them back to their homes. He yells something out in Turkish, and the crowd cheers, and rushes back to their homes. Your men take the shoreline, and many are eager to march to Constantinople. Metehan is somewhat hesitant to due so. After some brief conversation, you find Metehan is in fact, only seventeen. Seems like he joined young. Zhukov seems hesitant to invade Constantinople, citing that the locals could cut off supply at any time.

What do?

>You'll rush to Constantinople. You can't let the British beat you there.
>You need to encircle to the other side. See if you can't get onto Gallipoli's beach.
>You should make sure the locals aren't going to try and resist you. Spend a while getting the locals on your side, either by conversion or helping them out.
>Write-In

Also, the Metehan Problem.

>He's now your ward, similar in status of Reviere.
>He's an adopted son, of sorts.
>You might of spared him, but you can barely tolerate such a man. Leave him as a minor commander.

>>326666
>>You should make sure the locals aren't going to try and resist you. Spend a while getting the locals on your side, either by conversion or helping them out.
>He's now your ward, similar in status of Reviere.

>>326666
>You should make sure the locals aren't going to try and resist you. Spend a while getting the locals on your side, either by conversion or helping them out.
>He's now your ward, similar in status of Reviere.

You decide to help out the locals. You also make Metehan a personal ward.

The locals have a few problems, or you could just bypass that and attempt to convert them.

>Attempt conversion. By force. (Intimidate.)
>Attempt conversion, peacefully hopefully. (Conversion, HARD)
>See what they need help with. You're willing to do some menial work in exchange for loyalty.

>>326698
>Attempt conversion. By force. (Intimidate.)

>>326698
>>See what they need help with. You're willing to do some menial work in exchange for loyalty.

>>326698
>convert

>>326710
Specify which conversion.

>>326704
>>326710
whats with you gays and conversion.

>>326721
Fuck you, you ball licking piece of shit.

>>326698
>Attempt conversion, peacefully hopefully. (Conversion, HARD)

>>326721
*guys*

>>326721
Renexizious is if /pol/, /fit/ and /tg/ had a weird orgy which resulted in a child.

Also, I doubt anyone here is gay. Though there could be execptions.

>>326698
>Attempt conversion, peacefully hopefully. (Conversion, HARD)

Peacefully wins.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for this.

Also, what do you want to convert them towards?

>Draconic-Catholicism.
>Draconicism.
>Catholicism.

>>326775
>>Draconic-Catholicism.

>>326775
>Draconic-Catholicism.

We are free of the popes control now that we took over the Vatican.

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>326775
>>Draconic-Catholicism
Draconism is heresy, base Catholicism ignoring the obvious fact of our sainthood

>>326775
>Draconic-Catholicism.

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>326775
>>Draconic-Catholicism

Draconic Catholicism wins.

>>326790
14+4=18

Borderline Failure!

You attempt to go throughout the city to convert people in a human form, to avoid suspicion. Quite a few people convert, but mostly the down-trodden and those who were at the beach. Everyone else either ignores you, or throw rocks at you, booing you. It seems they refuse to be saved.

You have a few actions.

>Attempt to have the downtrodden revolt in your name. It'll solve the problems of religion, and get rid of some of the more corrupt elements. (Tactics)
>Forcibly convert them, or they'll face death. (Intimidate.)
>Leave them be.
>Write-In

>>326851
>Forcibly convert them, or they'll face death. (Intimidate.)

>>326851
>>Attempt to have the downtrodden revolt in your name. It'll solve the problems of religion, and get rid of some of the more corrupt elements. (Tactics)

>>326851
>Leave them be.

We will simply try again at a later date. There is other stuff we could be doing.

>>326851
>>Attempt to have the downtrodden revolt in your name. It'll solve the problems of religion, and get rid of some of the more corrupt elements. (Tactics)

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well the revolt goes.

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>326899

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>326899

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>326899

>>326920
13+4=17

After some minor coercesion, a small revolt goes underplace. By the time you return, hopefully the town will be under allied control. Zhkov however, is more relaxed, though Metehan is now worried about what'll come after you take over Constantinople.

You begin heading to Constantinople, and by the time you arrive you see across the shore, British flags. It seems they just arrived and are now on the other side of Constantinople. Their massive navy blocks one half of Constantinople.

You set up a siege position on the other side of Constantinople, and the siege begins.

What will you do as your first action?

>Fly over to the English side, maybe you can negotiate?
>Appoint a commander in charge of the next attack.
>Begin circumventing this side of the city with trenches and barbed wire.
>Fly overhead, and estimate their defenses. (Free, Surveying)
>Write-In

>>326963
>Appoint a commander in charge of the next attack.

>>326963
>>Appoint a commander in charge of the next attack.
>Fly overhead, and estimate their defenses. (Free, Surveying)

You have a few choices of commanders. Since you are quite injured, you cannot participate in this attack.

>Send Metehan.
>Send Zhukov.
>Send your son, Charlemagne.
>Send Hans.

>>327034
>Send your son, Charlemagne.

Ending voting in about ten minutes.

You decide to send Charlemagne.


You are Charlemagne, and your father has tasked you with entering the city. Before you however, are the mighty walls of Constantinople. Even if modern day weaponry makes walls useless, they are still formidable, and a treasure, in a sense.

What will you do, heir of Sweden?

>Order your men to charge the walls and begin climbing. You will not destroy a wall such as this.
>Order a bombardment ontop of the walls. You don't need them intact, you can always build a bigger wall.
>...See if you can't get your father to burrow beneath the city and open up a tunnel for you to attack through.
>Get the Panzer out. Let's see their walls protect them against such a powerful tank!
>Write-In

>>327159
>>...See if you can't get your father to burrow beneath the city and open up a tunnel for you to attack through.
>>327159

You go and get your father.

"Hey Dad, I know your healing up for battle, but uh... I need to borrow you."

"Didn't I task you with taking care of the walls?"

"Yeah. I need to borrow you."

"I'm trying to sleep."

"Please?"

Your father sighs.

"Fine."

Roll me a 1d20 to see how well the burrowing goes.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>327207

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>327207