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Let's have a newt adventure! This is a newt and her friend Susie!
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Previously...

>>300467
http://newt-adventures.tumblr.com/
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>>311975
>>311996
>>311563
>>312535
>>312890
>>313003
>>317110

"Hi! I'm Newt and this my friend Susie Shelley "Ella" Wollstonecraft!"

Todd stares.
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>>322211
Invite yourself in.
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>>322211
Ask him how many endings fallout 3 has
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>>322342
Ask him how many Game of the Year awards Fallout: New Vegas has.

Oh, wait.
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>>322211
Prod him to see if he snaps out of it
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>>322211
Tell him that he doesn't have to worry about dying. We were actually coming to him to try to find if he could help us find a way to extract male essence without killing the person.

Say it's probably best for him to help us, as nobody wants her to have to go on a killing spree again.
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>>322337
>>322342
>>322367
He seems distracted.
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>>322603
Tell Ella to introduce herself and sake his hand.
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>>322603
This (>>322553) again
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>>322603
Ask him why he is playing the worst in the series rather than the far better Fallout Tactics
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>>322618
Try to break his awe with this
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>>322603
Introduce Todd to Ella, then play some vidya games
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>>322800
Fallout is one-player.
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>>322618
>>322671
This is Ella! Say hi, Ella!

Hi!

Aaa... AaaAAaaah...

>>322619
You don't have to worry about dying! We actually came to you to see if you could help us find a way to extract male essence without killing a person! It's probably for the best if you help us! Nobody wants her to go on a killing spree again!

W-ww-wh... what??!

>>322800
You wanna play some games first?

G-g-games?!"
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>>322927
Hug Ella and tell her that you're proud of her for doing this. For being willing to change to keep people alive.
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>>322927
Let Todd go so he can calm down. Reassure him he will not die.

>>322941
Backing
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>>322820
Yeah, you take turns playing it. Duh.
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>>323010
>>322956
There! Don't worry! You really won't die!

>>322941
Oh, Ella! I'm so proud of you for doing this! For being willing to change to keep people alive!
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>>323312
Ask our new friend Todd if he had any ideas on how a cute demon lady may non-lethally harvest male essence. Surely he had a game console, so he must be the master of fiction and fictional solutions (though this is less fictional now that we've met a demon in real life).
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>>323312
See if you can extract male essence through the blood.
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>>323312
Allow Todd to beat you so his adrenaline kicks in. That way he'll stop panicking!
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>>323327
>>323387
Both of these.
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>>323312
Suddenly wonk up and let Todd win. It just works
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>>323409
>>323931
...But there's only the one controller, can he really win against someone not playing?
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>>323956
(Newt plugs in 2 extra controllers)
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>>323409
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>>323969
Maybe it's the blood. See if he has any blood packs in his first aid kit (if this is like Fallout, he should have at least 1).
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>>323980
This. Tell him Ella is hungry and needs male essence, then ask if she could sample some blood.
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>>323980
>>323984

>>323416
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>>324134
Ask Todd if he's got any other ideas for getting Ella non-lethal male essence, also ask Ella how she's doing.
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>>324134
S-Semen?

Maybe she's a succubus?
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>>324156
Nah, if she did it lethally before then she would be something different
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>>324134
Try saliva

Also, is it arterial or venous blood? That might be the main problem.
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>>324156
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>>324404
Wait, Bile... We wanted blood, not vomit.
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>>324404
Well poopy.

I don't know, with this post apocalyptic world, there's probably bad guys outside. What if we went out of the vault and hunted raiders and stuff. Then we could let her have her fill while also making the wasteland a safer place.

It's probably too soon for criminals, as the bombs just dropped, but if we can find a way to go into cryostasis.

Tell the overseer that we're going into cryostasis; wake us up if any bad guys come and we'll take care of it AS A TEAM!
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>>324413
(self responding like a fag)

Honestly, if he has red bile then Todd is kind of fucked, might as well kill him anyway to save him from a lifetime of horrific medical treatments that will cost him millions to treat his digestive failures that would be caused by leaking blood into his small intestines literally digesting himself.
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>>324189
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>>324416
(his bile was not red)
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>>324423
Oh. The blood belonged to a woman. Try to find a blood pack that belongs to a man and see if that works.
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>>324465
Success!!
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>>324516
Yay! No more murder needed. Come Todd, this calls for a celebration. Break out the good Nuka Cola (like Quantum and the ice cold ones) and let's have a dance party!

Ella and Newt will take the first slow dance together, then after that it goes full rave.
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>>324516
So how does Ella feel about not killing people any more? She is obviously some sort of devil, so I am curious if she is unhappy about not doing evil acts any more or if "devils are inherently evil" is just a racist stereotype.
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>>324516
Ask Ella if she preferred slaughtering them, while we find a blood donation machine
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>>324516
Notice Todd is vomiting and take care of him
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>>324929
No need to waste all that half-digested food, lick it up for nutrition.
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>>324929
You take Todd to the Vault clinic.

"You brought Todd just in time! I think he'll be completelly fine!"

Says the doctor.

>>324922
"My! What an incredible specimin you brought! I've never seen anything quite like this lot!

For you, of couse, we got plenty of male blood! We've been receiving it in an inordinate flood!"
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>>325998
Grab a bit of the blood for Ella, then head off to find newt food from our neighbours again
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>>325998
Goodies, but we need food for newt
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>>325998
Her tits are showing, again.
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>>325998
Why, wasn't this just an absolute hoot!
Now let's get some food for our hungry old newt.
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>>325998
See about requisitioning two custom make vault suits for Newt and Ella, then go to the classroom and take the G.O.A.T.
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>>324529
>>324922
>>324150
I love the feeling of fresh blood and guts! I love crushing mens skulls in and razing everything they have to the ground! I LOVE absolute freedom!

But... it would make you cry, huh...

>>326090
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>>326478
D'aww, she loves not having us cry more than she loves killing.
Ask her for a hug.
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>>326008
>>326048
>>326166
Oh wow Ella! Look they have small shrimp, ecargo and tiny fish! What should i get??
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>>326825
Get some shrimp and snack on them. Cuddle with Ella too, just because she's been a dear
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>>326825
Snails and shrimp

>>326879
Seconding
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>>326825
Get some shrimp and sarsprilla to wash it down
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>>326825
Steak, obviously. Gotta keep up the old world spirit!
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>>326879
>>326887
>>326895
Shrimp it is!

>>326900
and Ella will have some steak

>>326505
>>326879
Roger that!
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>>327340
Ask the two guys sitting next to us if they are a couple
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>>327340
Ask the guys whats up with their hats.
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>>327340
Ask Ella her backstory. We want to know more about her.
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>>327612
Think of hell as a 9 tier wedding cake.
A cake shrouded in darkness... and the groom never showed up!

It was opressive there. No freedom. Food was scarce. My father probably doesn't even remember me.
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>>327898
One day when I was little, me and my mother witnessed a man come to retrieve something of his from hell. He faced the Master himself. All of hell must have been watching. The Master said the man would not be able to leave.

Then the man... just left...

No one stopped him, no one said anything.

He just left...
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>>327966
So, I left
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>>328121
and came here.
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>>328123
Just sit there, slightly awestruck by the amount of destruction she's accidentally caused as we eat shrimp
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cool.
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>>328123
So she caused the apocalypse?

Damn. That's some seriously bad karma. We should teach her how feng shui works. Surely a little bit of redecorating will give her good karma again.
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>>328123
Wonder what Whorb is up to.
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>>326297
Luckily Newt has two vault suits on her! Both size small though...

>>328199
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>>330263
Take her to bed with you. Gently see if she may be interested in some yuri bedroom love. If she is, attempt to bed her (shyly). If she is not, then ask her if you can at least get a good night's kiss from her before going to sleep (hopefully with the two of you sharing a bed, cuddling).

No matter what happens, tell her that no matter what happens we'll always be by her side; giving her all the love she'd ever need.
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>>330322
Backing
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>>330322
I'll support this.
Newt shouldn't be doing this, she's too pure.
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>>330412
>too pure
>for gentle yuri love
I think you misunderstand. Consensual yuri is about as pure as love can get.
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>>330322
>>330333
>>330412
>>330454
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jk
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>>331473
>>331476
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>>331476
Is the quest over?
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>>331634
nah, I am prolly going to take a break though

>>331540
maybe :3 nah http://imgur.com/Tm9pFmK
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>>331476
>>331540
Y'know... I actually might make that canon... what do you guys think?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10652970
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>>332174
>100% yes

Looks like its canon now!
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>>333004
Time for a pregnancy scene? I totally wanna see how Ella reacts to knocking a girl up. Will she just be like "oh. well I've gotta go now..", will she stay to help raise the babies, or will something more unexpected happen?

Oh shit. We're now playing Fallout: Soap Opera.
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>>333011
Lets hope the bab isn't a boy or else Ella might one day say "You know, taking male essence peacefully isn't very filling anymore." then kills... umm Seymour? The baby's name is Seymour regardless of name for ever now.
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>>337374
>name
I mean Gender, sorry.
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