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The beginning of the world. There is nothing.
Nothing except you and unlimited possibilities.
Now, create your world. What will you build first?
(think simple)
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>>31732
A loli.
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>>31732
Our first object must be vast enough to hold our new creations aloft from the endless void.

We first build a truly titanic whale out of blue sand.
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>>31732
The concept of self replenishing energy and mater. One thing reality messed up on.
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a loli sounds good to me.
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>>31884
This should be a nice place to begin.
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>>32118
Now, let there be light, and let it give people cancer
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>>32118
we coat the top part of the whale in tomato sauce
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>>32146
FUCK
YES
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>>32118
That's not a whale, that's a dong.
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The whale must be cold. Give it a thick outer shell of brown dirt.
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>>32130
>>32146
>>32160
A glorious sun bursts into existence.
A massive ocean of tomato sauce washes over the land.
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>>32207
A thick layer of dirt falls onto the land, splashing in the tomato sauce.
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>>32300
Give the whale an eye so it can see.
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>>32347
It can see
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>>31732
CREATE THE EARTH
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>>32428
sprinkle some shredded cheese on it
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>>32487
add water, put in oven for 5 minutes, take out, stir and reheat in microwave
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>>32487
The cheese falls onto the world.
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>>32514
Water sprinkles onto the world, splashing in the tomato sauce ocean.
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>>32514
Heating up the world has caused the tomato sauce to instantly evaporate.
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>>32561
ask the whale how its doing
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>>32571
The whale has no mouth and cannot speak, but its eye is showing that it is very uncomfortable.
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>>32588
give the whale a mouth
we must know exactly what is the cause of its anguish
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>>32588
Make what you call the planets, our home planet dubbed Lolita. A world of vibrant colors, and two species, Loli, and Weab. These two species must grow and prosper with the vegetation of Lolita
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>>32588
Does the whale need water? Is it sad that it's covered in cheese and dirt? I suggest a mouth and an ocean.
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>>32651
Why are you uncomfortable, whale?
"You are burning me. If there was such a thing as being dead, or feeling pain, that would be happening right now.
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>>32696
Tip the dirt off of him and in the dirt plant and grow a huge World Tree so he can have shade!
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>>32696
we roar with laughter and it shakes the whole world we created
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>>32696
Is that the powder toy? I love that game!
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>>32753
no this is 4chan
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>>32764
kek. >>32696 Put antimatter on it
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>>32696
Put a huge magnifying glass between it and the sun
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>>32722
The tree starts small, but will grow to be as big as the whale one day.
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>>32784
Place a microscopic arsenic based lifeform on the whaleplanet.

Name them Memites
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>>32696
Now to create life.
Make to fire-proof creatures, one male one female, make the male a weeaboo and the female a loli with anime eyes. Make it so they need cancer to survive, and that they are sexually attracted to one another. Then place them both on the whale.
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>>32791
This but with giant yellow worms made of uranium instead.
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>>32791
the memites splash around in the mud, getting a feel for this world.
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>>32784
Let the whale be in a much larger whale
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>>32841
Bend whaleplanet into a ring shape, gravity pulls towards the center of the ring so going too far to the side causes the memites to fall into the center of the ring and be stuck there forever.
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>>32847
I agree with this. The entire universe is inside one larger whale. The boundaries of the universe are the whale's insides.
The background should be fleshy now.
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>>32883
>>32847
A massive whale forms around the world.
meanwhile, the memites huddle together in the mud and go into a hibernation.
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>>32927
Transform the memites into >>32807
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>>32945
no
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>>32962
Then give the memites arms and invent foliage
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>>32945
no

>>32927
good thread OP.

Is the whale on the outside the same as the whale on the inside? i'd like to imagine it's a recursive world-whale.
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>>32927
Make the memites require xenon to breath while exhaling gaseous beryllium

Give the whale a xenon atmosphere
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>>33003
The atmosphere is created.
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>>33003
No make them need tomato sauce to breathe, there's already a tomato sauce atmosphere
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>>33042
the tomato sauce is already gone, and the new atmosphere has filled the major whale.
also: the sudden change in conditions has delayed the tree's growth.
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>>33036
The memite evolve to spit out dark sticky brown paste, this is used to catch prey
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>>33036
Create a chocolate oasis with a chocolate palm tree
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OP will continue this tomorrow
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