Wow! Risk Thread!

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>>313729
Ooops, left something out.

>>313734
Representing Red as the Order of the Commies. Claiming California.

>>313734
Representing "The Free Deer." Purple. Claiming Michigan.

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And this is the map so far!

>>313823
WOAH WOAH WOAH. YOU SAID I WAS AN UPPER!?

>>313834
I AINT NO YOOPER!

(jk doesn't really matter.)

Representing "Crusty Cucks." Aspara. Detroit.

>>313823
>Empire of the Fags
>Pink
>San Francisco

>>313888
Check em
Also, putting on a name

>>313888
I propose a preemptive alliance to spread the gospel of Progressiveness across this nation.

>>313904
If we can split the California bonus, then sure. Otherwise its every man for himself.

>>313909
It is a deal then. These fools will perish under the red sickle and pink dildo.

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>>313917

Represent the Z fighters
Orange
Indianapolis

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We got ourselves a very diverse roster...
I'd like to fill the entire player list before we begin though.

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>>313951
OP, just remember to split the Cali bonus for 3 and 3 between Faglord and me.

>>313951
Representing Gold as the Georgia Peaches in Atlanta.

Z fighters are not a peaceful nation. We live for war and love to bring death, also we occasionally rape.

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>>313961
I was thinking we could split our border like this

>>313991
Looks good, hopefully OP approves.

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>>313991
Sorry guys, you gotta own the entire state.
You can agree to not kill each other over the bonus, but you gotta own the entire state for it to count.

>>314042
Fine, I'll take Oregon with a no conquering agreement on Empire of Fags. Faglord can keep Cali.

>>314051
Nah, since you were in California first, I'll actually move. If its not too late, change to
>Texan Empire
>Dark Red
>Texas

>>314073
I can't because there might be someone joining as Texas but thanks, I'll carry the spirit of the fags in San Fran for you.

>>314085
I meant that I'm changing to Texas. You can stay where you are.

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>>314042
And we're back!
Still waiting on a few more players

>>314091
Oh okay, but is the alliance still active? Are you willing to spread the word of the Reds or will you isolate yourself into Texan nationalism?

Rolled 9958 (1d10000)

>Republic of Columbia
>Blue
>Jamestown

>>314120
We're not using dice to roll, we're using post numbers friend.

>>314101
I'll wait and see once more people have joined.

>>314128
>>314126
question, which era is this? like 1800? 1900? or present?

>>314095
Green
North Dakota
Libertarian Union

>>314145
No era, it's just risk friend.

>>314145
uh idk. It doesn't really matter, its just RISK.

>>314150
Change that to Washington, please.

>>314095
Ooo we're almost full roster guys, this is gonna be a big match

>>314181
quick question. How does one attack players?

>>314181
Thank you for doing this OP

>>314193
Well, you both roll. One to attack and one to defend.
Say you roll an 3, which gets you 6 territories, and the defender rolls a 1, which gets then 4 territories. Subtracting the 6 by 4 means you take two territories from them.

So, is there going to be any trading?

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>>314216
I don't catch your drift.

>>314220
I have to wait to expand my Territory holdings until the game starts right?

>>314225
Yes you do.

>>314220
If your not too full
>New England
>Maine
>Any colour

roll to fill Maine
spills go south

>>314220
Can I expand my territory southward?

>>314269
my roll

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This is the final update before we start. I'll allow one more country to join before we officially start.

>>314286
wtf it's not working
what do I type into options

>>314293
We roll with post numbers, not dice.

>>314292
fill Maine, spills go south
>>314295
k

>>314225
>>314269
>>314279
Have you guys never played Risk before lol?

>>314225
Captain may I suggest a truce? All I ask is that you cut off crusy's escape so we may kill him.

>>314300
usually have to type Rolled (1d100000) or something like that on /qst/?
I don't know, I just come here for risk, and that's not very often

>>314292
it's been 20 minutes may we start?

>>314373
Oh yeah. Getting for the rest of Carolina.
Game sturt.

>>314380
Fill Washington

>>314380
OotC to go downwards for Southern California.

>>314387
>>314297

>>314387
sorry wrong person
>>314397
to
>>314380

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>>314389
Fuck yes, 9.
Keep filling Cali. Spill goes on Oregon.

>>314403
Fill U-P. Spill onto Wisconsin.

Is this a troll, when is this shit starting

>>314428
It already started, give him time to update the map. In the meantime, keep playing the game. He has to count the counties we conquer.

>>314403
Rolling for this again, fill Cali, spill into Oregon. I'm coming for you Libertarian fucks.

>>314433
What
You can roll only once per round

>>314433
half an hour is a bit much though mate

>>314380
Advance on Michigan. Mercilessly.

>>314438
Oh shit. My bad. I thought it was like /sp/ multiroll risk.
I'll stand by first post roll >>314389

Colonize the rest of Virginia

>>314448
> /sp/ multiroll risk
That's a thing?

>>314454
Yeah, and the risk games are with sports team nations.

this is toooooooooo slow, OP is clearly dead

>>313729
T b h familia, risk doesn't work well on /qst/ since the board is too slow for any sense of randomness in the gets.

>>314485
heresy
I'm updating as we speak.

>>314489
There needs to be a different type of risk using the dice function instead

Fill Georgia.

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here's your update you impatient shits
i go for more carolina.

>>314519
Continue filling Washington.

>>314519
FILL CALI.
SPILL OREGON.
FOR THE RED ARMY, GIVE ME TRIPS!

>>314519
Finish Maine
spills into New Hampshire
please don't take too long this time

>>314519
Fill Wisconsin.
>>314440
Sooooo...about that truce?

>>314534
Change my answer. Start a path to Nebraska.

>>314534
All ties are cuttable Free Deer, but for now it is beneficial to align. Accepted.
>>314519
Straight line to Ohio along the north border

>>314556
Indeed. Next turn I shall march onto those lands. I can cross the water between the areas right?

>>314519
Fill Georgia, heading north this time.

>>314566
You can only go across from tip to tip.

>>314519
Continue to colonize more of Virginia

>>314579
Is each round everytime you update the map?

>>314607
Yeah.

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And here it be, rolling for even more carolina in my mind.

>>314631
Still fill Washington.

>>314631
FILL DA NORT EAST

>>314631
Keep filling Cali
Spill into Oregon
lets do this

>>314637
Also, congrats on the +1.You do realize that if you do get a 420 get, the +1 still applies? :^)

>>314631
Expand north into Michigan towards the cucks

>>314631
Spill onto L-P. Time to die afk mofo.

>>314631
Fill Georgia over towards Alabama a bit.

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Well, so that's three AFK factions now. rip
MORE CAROLINA

>>314755
Fill Michigan.

>>314755
fill cali
spill oregon
for the love of Mother Russia give me a good get

>>314755
Move south filling Indiana

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>>314755
you take too long faggot
kill yourself

>>314755
God damnit, filling up Wahington takes an eternity. Continue doing it.

>>314773
i could always ignore your rolls you know

>>314648
Let us split the U.S. 50/50 I want the top. We can both help kill each others enemies then seceded land when the threat is dead. Deal?

>>314770
>>314755
This is for the Z fighters
If not obvious

>>314755
You should multiply the gets by 2, to speed up the filling

>>314778
Great minds think alike, deal

>>314755
Rolling for continued settlement

>>314805
What ever do you mean? Did you also have that idea?

>>314755
Are there any inactive nations I can play?

>>314899
Texan Empire isn't here.

>>314899
Yes, whatever unselected color there is. Since you joined late, I'll back you up. Choose a state somewhat close to Commiefornia so you don't get destroyed by the other guys, but not too close because I need to grow.

>>314904
I'll pick Nebraska as my starting location. Is that far enough?

>>314911
Sure. But what's your country name, comrade?

>>314911
You about to die. Nebraska is on my kill list.

>>314916
Hm... Despite me being nowhere near Germany, I'll be the Kingdom of Prussia!
I'll be brown!
>>314917
I love you too, mate!

>>314917
Not so fast, пивнaя. The might of the Red Army is heading your way.

>>314911
Don't forget to pick an unused color, too.

>>314931
I've decided to call myself the Kingdom of Prussia, and I'll be brown!
Das wird Spaß machen~!

>>314805
It does appear we have enemies my companion. We shall crush them as always.

>>314755
OP WHERE YOU AT

>>314755
are you ded op?

Did I miss anything?

>>314755
Take Grey. Start at the bottom of Florida, nation name Shitposters United

>>313729

Anyome wanna play/host on /pol but better map?