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You are Randy Rhodes.
You recently heard about this exciting new website called Reddit. You've been dying to try it out, so here you are! You see a ton of things to click on and explore, but you are unsure of what to do. Maybe you should make an account so you can communicate with your fellow Redditors? Or maybe you should check up some subreddits first. What are you going to do first?
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> make account
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>>30593
Search for cuckolding subreddits
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>>30611
>>30612
You decide to check up some cuckholding subs after making an account. You get to the account creation screen, and put in your usual password (ilovebbc), but you quickly realize you have no idea what to name yourself!
What should your username be?
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>>30656
GigaNigga
(If this is not allowed choose GigaNiga)
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>>30656
BigBull
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Sadly, it seems other creative redditors snapped up your clever nickname before you could, but after around five alternatives, you find one that sticks.
You immediately rush to search for that exciting cuckholding you thought of earlier, and it seems you have some options! What should you go to now?
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>>30756
go to /r/futanari
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>>30756
reddit.com/r/19thWorldProblems/Top
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You decide to go check out /r/futanari. You can always enjoy the warm feeling of a large feminine dick whenever you are in trouble, and today is no exception. You spend around five hours masturbating to cute girls with penises, having a grand time. Boy, this joining Reddit sure was a great idea!
You can't help but notice that you have a message in your Reddit inbox. Why would've anyone sent you a message? You ponder this as the purple dildo slides out your behind.
What should you do now?
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>>30756
Go to /r/watchpeopledie
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>>30862
Go to /r/scat
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>>30862
The cropped picture in the centre of the page's header is a good picture.
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You go to /r/watchpeopledie, but it seems a bit morbid. Lots of sad things are happening. It almost feels like that "four cans" website...
You start to miss the dicks.
You notice that you suddenly have 45 messages. You've yet to check one.
Still, those dicks seem enticing...
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>>31020
go to /bbw/
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You figure out how to cheer yourself up from all those sad people dying. You'll look at some thick goddesses down at /r/bbw.
As soon as you arrive, your dick begins burning with passion. You bring back out the dildo as your play with yourself and watch video after video (making sure to upvote every post, of course!)
You are having so much fun you almost fail to notice that you now have 756 messages. But boy, is this great!
What do you do post-orgasm?
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>>31092
complain about that evil dumb website 4chan, that'll show your scholarly actions!
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>>31092
Look at your replies.
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>>31092
Look at replies.
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>>31092
check replies
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>>31118
>>31127
>>31151
You consider checking your replies, but you realize that you should inform your fellow Redditors on the evil of 4chan. You go to the top post on /r/pics and submit your intelligent explanation of 4chan as a comment. You go to your profile and examine your bright handiwork. You wait for the upvotes to begin rolling in.
You have over eight hundred thousand unread messages.
You feel like there is something you were going to do, but you have difficulty remembering what. Did it have to do with Bernie Sanders?
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>>31257
Check your replies
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>>31257
Check replies
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an emergency just happened for me, so i gotta abandon thread
sorry everyone. i'll probably try this again sometime in the future
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Wew
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>>31376
WHAT THE FUCK DID THE MESSAGES SAY
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>>31376
KeK
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