HOODQUEST 3: The Trinity

>>300951
Let Green peep this giant nigga

Rolled 36, 94 = 130 (2d100)

>>300951
>Chrome an' Green
Feels like tha Giga-Nigga be wreckin' shit for a reason. Like dose honkeys be racis to 'im an' shit. Less help a brotha if that's the case.

hol up

>>300951
All of the above my nigga
Don't let Blanka scream yet tho because that muhfugga will know where we are and like sound intensity decays with the square of distance or some shieett

Random note: This quest is collaborative, anyone volunteer can QM...if they're up for it.

YO WE NEED SUM QM UP IN DIS BITCH U KNO WUT I BE SAYIN

please don't let the gang's adventures end like this

>>314892
aight son, be redy 4 sum half steppin illiterate niggashit ya feel me

so like all 4 yall niggas, insted of organizun ur akshuns an shit jus did all ur shit at da same tim

Green wus furst on da seen and peepd that nigga like a hunded miles away, an dis nigga be flyin and screamin at erry1 there shit is cray, layin waste 2 da citee like dam man. ur nigga almost got iced 2 but he reel fast so he was k. anyway Green asked some niggas in town about it and the giant nigga is jus mad dat his gurl left him, becuz hes like abusive or sum shit. i meen i lay da smack down on my girl wen she step outta line 2 but i dunno. may b yall can talk wit him an calm him down, or may b jus like lay da smack down on this bitch nigga


so then Blanka actavated his cosmik BURRAPPP, like dam son, yall niggas almost went def and i don mean like dat nigga mos def i mean like an old nigga dat cant heer anymore. the big nigga herd dat shit tho an he gets all pissed and starts flyin 2 wear yall niggas at. hes fast but not as fast as ur Green nigga. git redy for combat soon niggas!

Jutsu sittin down an be concentratin an senses a portal back home somewear, neer da city dat wus gettin strait up rekt by dis flyin nigga. He tells yall dat yall shuld hed over an chek it out

ur all like "Dumb mothafucka, how we finna check dis shit out when we gotta deal wit dis giant flyin screamin nigga rite here. Got damn" U quikly chek ur surroundins so yall can git redy 2 fite. so like yall jus in a fukin empty cave, all ur shit is gone. outside ders like a forest wit a lot a trees, yall mite be abl 2 hide in it if yall need to. but like da trees are upside down. and da cave yall standin in is inside out 2, so u cant really hide here, dat nigga can definitely see u rite now. oh an the ground is like clouds an shit, and the sky is weed nigga. shiiiiieeet. but nows not da time 2 get high. or is it?

what yall nigas wanna do 2 prepare?

>hide in da upside down forest
>stand on da inside out cave like a bunch sittin duks so u can fite
>have Jutsu do some weeb shit to leap on da trees and get some of dat sky-weed so yall can blaze up
>otha
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>>315762
>Grab summa dat mad kush
>Pacify dat big mofo
>Tell him that hoes b hoes, nuttin' he can do about it now

>>316775
Jutsu jumps high
yall get high
giant nigga flies by and smells summa dat dank, you offer some
giant nigga gets high
Chrome: "hoes b hoes my nigga, we noe sum broads in our dimension that we can hook u up wit"
giant mofo: "THANKS MY NIGGA. I DONT NOE IF THINGS WOULD WORK OUT WITH A BITCH AS SMALL AS YALL NIGGAS"
Blanka: "well u noe wat they say: there's a million different fishes in the sea. but like replace fish with pussy and it makes sense"
whole crew: "shiiiieeeet"
then yall niggas get on giganigga's back, he flies u bak 2 town. shit takes forever tho. man this nigga flyin in circles hahaha. wen yall get there Jutsu finds the hidden portal home, it's just like a regular door.
Jutsu: "WHERE DA WHITE BITCHES AT"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZXc39hT8t4

Nigga brought you to a bizzaro club! yall lite up again. gotta put on ur poker face for these bizzaro bitches ya feel me. Yo like this giga-bitch comes up and starts grindin on giganigga hahaha what the fuck mane. Yall pull a couple bitches yourselves, they take u to a back room where your crew and your bitches are all alone on a comfy as fuck couch.

What now my niggas?
>show these bitches why they call u Chromehound
>get crossfaded and get knocked out while layin on this bitch's tits
>freak out because bizzaro bitches might have a penis
>otha

Rolled 13, 89, 57, 70 = 229 (4d100)

>>318363
one and two
do speed if you don't wanna pass out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bLT6J6MH30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoGz9lZX6rg